#448: OBB Benched - Female Premenopausal Coked-Up Nurse Sharks

Instead of Spring ball, March Madness or mock drafts ... we're talking about coked-up sharks, high profile crossdressers, idiots in Zoom court, and for the first time ever... man is going to the moon! Welcome to OBB Benched!We open with the jokes about going back to the moon, which launches us into the moon conspiracy corner about whether or not we've actually been there. Kristi Noem's husband also gets a nod about the cross-dressing allegations this week, and the memes have been out of control.The story of the week is about coked up sharks roaming the Caribbean, which leads us to a debate about what animal we would not want to face.when hopped up on drugs. And hilarious audio from a=another idiot who lied to a judge about driving while in Zoom court, which allows us to revisit our all-time favorite morons in court.And Roman closes it with a round of Five Questions... including what you're saying to the world when you step out of the moon lander, rules we follow for no logical reason, our comfort foods, things that seem like they should be an April Fool's joke but aren't, and This episode is presented by Paul Bange Roofing, Rapid Auto Lease, and BeatinTheBookie.com.00:00 Welcome to Benched 00:31 Moon Parking Lot Jokes 03:45 Did We Land Debate 08:48 Kristi Noem Husband Scandal 11:01 Cocaine Fueled Sharks 14:32 AI Reality Check Claude 16:01 Idiot In Zoom Court 19:34 Question1 - Moon Quote 21:10 Question 2 - Weird Rules23:51 Question 3 - Famous in 200 Years26:37 Question 4 - Comfort Food Confessions 28:38 Question 5 - April Fools But Real 31:35 Naming the Episode 33:37 Wrap Up and Sign OffRoofing issues? From repairs to replacements, residential to commercial, just give Paul a call! Whether It's 561,954 or 305 - just call 981-ROOF. Or visit paulbangeroofing.com!Rapid Auto Lease - From new leases to purchases, they will negotiate to get you the best price available - and cars are delivered right to your front door! It's hassle-free car shopping without having to step in a dealership. Start shopping at rapidautolease.com.GET YOUR OBB MERCH at aboutthefans.com/collections/orange-bowl-boys! We've got shirts, hats and tons more to rep your favorite Miami podcast!Orange Bowl Boys are owned by OBB Media Inc. and produced by Jenners Multimedia. You can visit us online at www.orangebowlboys.com. Copyright 2026.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy