Hey everybody, welcome back to armchair of use this is episode 45 with Chris and James Chris is just setting up the movie right now So we're trying something new this week. We're gonna do a live commentary episode We've kind of been humming on about doing this for a while something we've wanted to try out and we finally decided Let's do it. There's nothing new in our theaters that fits the theme of spooked over and we've only got two days left while we're recording This so here we are what movie are we doing Chris? Yes?
Hello everyone this week We decided on a little Diddy from 2013 Directed by Lee Fiddie Alvarez who's been also don't breathe don't breathe the remake of Evil Dead Yeah It's appropriate choice. I think the only other thing that we could have seen was maybe goosebumps too in theaters and that's not for us No, yeah, we also had what movie just came out that like night at the something something something like hotel Oh, we saw times of that. Oh really that's what it is. Yeah, this group that up.
That's good. Yeah, I think they come so fresh Yeah, so that might be our episode next week. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, cool Let's get to start and then we'll do like a little time stamp as a go here because of commentary of the evil dead Let's get it on. Yep. So if anyone wants to watch the movie and listen to us while we go. We are just out of the We know so this is some new for us.
We now it's a star tour yesterday. So hopefully everybody saw that as excited as we are Yes, do something new see something new yeah, no, we've been we've been chit-chatting about doing a different type of episode for a while So I think it's just a good excuse for us to experiment with it too exactly It's tough because we always want to do new movies and we always you can't do a commentary in the theater But we got shut the hell up. Yeah, damn it Susan kicking my chair Decided if it's gonna be a good volume or not for this I know they go to probably fine They guess far enough way that when you were talking about the TV it wasn't wasn't picking up a spooky forest There we go minute ten in right now. Yeah, so that actual movie's just starting get all that nonsense advertising We produced yeah try star shit.
Oh, have you seen the original evil dead? Yeah, I seen the original one Yeah, I saw this when it was a theaters. I don't think I've seen since same thing Yeah, I wanted to I know it was on Netflix for a while and I had my list to rewatch it again But it's always kept putting it off and now it's not even on Netflix anymore. Nope.
They took it off Fuck how dare that took it off yesterday yesterday Yeah, I don't know like it always like I really liked it when I first saw it but it's so fucking graphic. Yeah, it is It's definitely a step away from the original for sure Sam Raimi goes up Getting jacked up now. Yeah, I just stealth mode it up there. I don't remember this part at all.
No, I mean Are you sure this is you? Basically just tied to pull right now with barbed wire. That's a really good looking cat Healthy real healthy Chop the motherfucker. Okay.
Well, you're not going home place like this always have to look like really dangerous Yeah, they're in like a basement maybe cave type thing daddy what daddy doesn't know Right gasoline gasoline on the noggin plastic. This is not a good way to go Holy shit top five worst ways. She's just doing pussy. Yeah, she's fired up daddy's about to light his daughter on Fuego He's actually like a magic really that's nice.
That's it. That's like a bass drop right there. Yeah Those eyes are so fucking creepy looking they are Pierce your soul Kind of guy's off putting that dude looks like he's been laid on fire double tap Right, and title that's amazing. Yeah, and title Evo dad That's fucking sweet.
How did I forget that kind of intro that intro is awesome. Yeah, I don't remember that at all Except we're upside down. Wow. Hey, here we go.
I'm really happy actually. I've watched cabin in the woods recently recently And now we're watching this it's gonna be really fun to see others like the same kind of cliches But they know they're cliches. You know, yeah, I love cabin in the woods. It's so creative.
It's so good Yeah, and it actually is still has like the scares right? Yeah, I was reading this thing about like Easter eggs and horror movies Yeah, and in cabin in the woods so like near the end when they're like at the Like that building where they have all the spooky monsters and shit like locked up Yeah, I guess there's one scene like when they're showing all of them and then they're like zooming in and they're like going by or whatever So you're like seeing all this and like glass cubes. Um, you know the video game like leopard head. Yeah So there's like a split second if you stop it.
There's leopard at the video game. Yeah, there's the witch I can't remember the other names. So there's like three different types of zombies zombies from leopard head in there Yeah, that's pretty cool because I guess like the producer director was like a big fan of the video game So I just slipped it out the witch. It's fucking terrifying playing that you see the scream.
Yeah It's actually a tiny little bit every year to hear it You're gonna like you're gonna buy a crosser. Yeah, my friend and I for that too were so much fun We used to have like land parties with them. What not? Yeah, like eight dudes.
Oh, yeah, it's like go crazy Jane Levy our main character now being introduced They changed the original like the reason why cuz she's gonna be going on like some sort of heroin retreat She's a drug addict. Yeah, so trying to get her to go cold turkey and save her It's not just like a like a stupid excuse to go Secret Rambo Dog's name. I think that's like that car right there is like a shout out to Sam Raimi Because that was an original as well and Sam Raimi has that type of car in every every movie that he does Like it was in Spider-Man that was Uncle Ben's car they drove. Oh, really?
Yeah, that's cool. It's a fun factor Yeah, I think I read that I can't remember when I read that but that's what they're sitting on right now Jane Levy she's also she also did don't breathe don't breathe she's the main of that I think great. I've seen it. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh shit It's pretty good man has a little twist at the end to really what the fuck said the one really doing that was just blind Oh, yeah, okay, that's in 13 reason why is it Okay He said drugs she's dumping a lot heroin down that well Prepared really sold it. She's that's probably worth a couple hundred bucks cold turkey She says probably still works. She pushed the fucking door dude.
It's like 300 years old Those break open Let's go. Let's say so, you know, it's good when it's already broken up good one You think you would have noticed that when you're trying to put the key Dumbo Giant over here. All right gang. Let's all clean up now.
What's all clean up and do some renovations I'd love if they had some montage here of their quick renovations like it's like some 80s 80 songs They're all swinging their hands all over the place. He's in like fast forward. Yeah, sweet enough painting The dudes gonna hammer That'd be amazing fixes the door And there's a quick scene where they play a joke at each other when they're painting the walls or something to paint on each other Slashing it. Yeah, I'm playing it with the brush.
It's a cheery little cheery little nursery rhyme. Yeah, cool mom Okay, damn one try to drugs. Yeah, she's thinking it's too late feels bad nice emotional right here I got a new job so we couldn't see our dying mother It's good. She's selfish really really shellfish It's like lobster right there Fucking shoot up.
That's on you man. She's got a stash number. Why would let's go to the cabin to get sober This place looks like a shit. Yeah, yeah, don't you expect to fix in the door fix fix it up?
There it is the first thing you think I got a power girl. I've done this shit before god damn it They're going hardcore man. Yeah, seriously. So now she's full of the evil dead.
Oh shit because she's died She's died dude. That's what they just said. I know legally died already. She OD died died died had yet brought back to life Yeah, like Evan essence, right?
Yeah, great song I'm a dirty little sound So now she has multiple types of inner demons. Oh, I guess a metaphor. It is a metaphor. It's a metaphor Draw your tear your family and friends apart.
Oh my god. Look. She's doing it now. She's a good That's a harsh thing guy, too What draws our motherfucker yeah, hey coming down from everyone This is the worst oh grandpa the dog Dog scratching at the floor guys Just obviously there's spooky shit under the floor.
Obviously it smells down. That's good. You didn't notice the giant blood scene Holy smokes. I'd be like all right.
Let's go and that's our time folks It's just cabin woods. It's too bad you Truck your hair would down there. He's like a new stuff Whole place is old and wrong dude. Okay, creepy seller.
What do people when they're building basements and shit put one light in there? In the worst question. Yeah There's no like stream of lights or anything just one light no and it's always flickering Yeah, just city electrician dogs and patchy electricians in there. Don't you have the red seal yet working for a table?
Just cut make it shortcuts. Oh cool. It's the death room. Goodies.
Yeah dead cats and flies Could be witchcraft. He says could be wizardry your hair your wizard. Oh the burnt steak. Oh wow.
Oh cool It's a malevolent looking fucking book wrapped in barbed wire and the shot don't is still there with two shells They're gonna have to use that shotgun. Oh, yeah, that's foreshadowing Where the chick was tied up to the pole and they lit her on fire and shot her in the head Blake splotered her in there would be some like damage to the wood from where the shot If her head exploded like that sure the beam would be fucked up. Yeah, it's a good piece of wind though Strong start off shocking. Okay, dude I think we're right before that like me by eight or whatever it was.
It's not good. Don't wait. Just purple I'm going on a walk in the rain and forest. I've had it.
She cleared my mind. Just doing laps doing laps That's why she hasn't jumped down the well It's not good Now like the dumbest thing and all like horror movies like this is when when you've already commented a sing-eye to Commented oh witchcraft. He's he's the one that opens up the fucking book. Yeah, and that's just doesn't just read it like a normal person in his head No, he speaks it loud.
Huh. Yeah, let's open it seems like a good idea fucking curious George here And on another case fucking yellow man. Yeah, but did he have a tailor? Do you not have a tail Chris open up the barbed wire and garbage bagg He's in this book.
It's pretty serious. That's a fucking hefty garbage bag. Yeah. Oh look a book lad.
It's happening The book made of human skin Like it cool a goat. Okay, let's start reading Latin. Yeah, he was book alone. Okay, and ignore all the things written in English He is watching.
Oh you idiot now you bled on the book. You got a paper cut what on the book. Don't say it Don't read it. Don't read it.
Big fingers. He's going ham. Yeah, dummy. Don't say it mark.
I was trying it Oh, yak City dude With draws that's cool back there like that when it's like rushing to the forest now. She starts praying This is where God abandoned apparently. It's all curious Georgia's fault. Yep, hundred percent Is Just leave now, but she can't leave they all made a pact.
We're gonna keep her here for sure to stay It's okay. We're just kidnapping you temporarily. It's for your better health though. I'm not gonna help you I don't even go see a dying mother A combination of events.
Oh If fuck you David. Yeah, David. Where's our party again? Oh, what's her separate night?
Oh curry again? See you later alligator. She's taken off You feel no She actually did see like a creepy specter looking cool probably her in the inform she's high as fuck She's coming down dude. She's not high.
She's low. Oh, oh, oh I'm gonna fuck out of town though. She's spooked. She's never winch your wipers on and it's another real shit Crash you think that point you just fucking go through go through the person better call your trusty towing company in State farm is there.
We got triple eight guy copops up. Oh now it's a 15% or more She's severely can cost after that on your heroin addiction. It's not raining. How long she been out there for?
Days. Yeah, start the car. Well, she hit her head. Okay.
She's all fuzzy. She doesn't know which way is up right now Oh, why is there always water here? No, first fuck out of touch. You know, I think it's like a old Ford Taurus This one yeah, something's coming.
It's coming back together. Let me go deeper into the pool shit If you've seen the original you know what's coming and you know, it's gonna be like just off putting There it is Fuck I don't know rough go all around. I mean it's a ball. What fucking sticks?
What kind of forces this do thing? No, it's swamp Borealis forest Recreation of the famous scene from the original here. Yeah, the forest is out together It's forest rape James. It's forest rape.
This is a thing. This is a thing I know I'm stuck up right now strangled Lambs pulled apart. Well, she sees demon hurt Screening really fast and shit then the lenses in lenses Look good doesn't look kind of stupid right idea. Just goopy vines.
I got crawling up her greasy vine rape I feel like I could have done that differently That was hardcore I feel like I could have done that differently like whatever happened to just like the ghost like Is this a new yeah, just like you know just getting possessed walking into you or you know No, no, whatever, you know, you don't have to get this like giant phallic slimy piece just inserted yeah, I get what it went up when it was aggressive. It didn't come back out You Could at least go down or stroke, you know You think yeah, it's going bush or in bush ran in her Yeah, I think about that last scene was like that initial thing like getting vomited up. Yeah, I'd look at the place in bad CGI Yeah, it wasn't great. I could practice a little factor better, but it also didn't look good You don't see it going in her.
Yeah, you get the idea Well close enough. I don't fucking explicitly showing it crazy. No, she's all fucking freaking out. It did this to me Yeah, oh So well, you know like it's it's she does a pretty good job fucking the creep It's pretty clever way of I guess making them seem stupid right cuz I heard her drug use yeah Oh, yeah, look at that that was sweet tongue action.
You see that that was good. She's going to have it. You know like I think it would be It's like don't write it down George. It's a fucking nerd.
There you go Oh my god, it's forest rape to pick it in the book But I mean like it would have been it would have been more scary if she wasn't like Tongue blasting there, you know Well, maybe but well like it's kind of foreshadowing to cuz she does fuck up her tongue while you're in the movie pretty fucking grotesquely What I was gonna say a great before that just happened was like it's It's a different like twist on a horror movie instead of just like cabin who it's for example But like let's just go out to the cabin and get fucked up for a weekend and then you know lose a crazy murderer on the loose Type thing right. Oh the dogs fucked up. That always makes me so sad careful. Care about the animals more than the humans.
I Always It's an interesting name for a dog grandpa. Oh grandpa's messed up. Oh grandpa's dead How do you know there's something like an opening right underneath? Oh, Jesus It's the family cabin.
I guess Jesus, you just fucking bludgeoned the shit out of the dog. That was a good quick cut though Sound like a super hot shower. It's shitty old house that door like that door would break for sure. Oh, jeez It's like boil yourself.
God damn. She's trying to get out here. Yeah And bombing our own ourself Dude, how hot does that shower go as hard as it can go? Okay, that's clear enough to split and melt your face Oh Born a flames boiling water on the body.
Well, but essentially Though like the way that like old school style of like shower works is that it's literally like that pilot plane Yeah, he eats a lot, right? So If it gets hot enough it could be boiling which essentially what happened Flood got you good Wink at him. Oh little smile Spooky Throw you go to Jeep bro. Just drive through it.
Just drive through it, man Now they're starting to realize that maybe they're all fucked. I screwed in the blackjack I think that's the first time I've heard this blonde chick actually speaking this movie so far. Oh No, here she comes. Oh, maybe the nerds gonna speak up about Oh, no, he's fucking into now.
Oh good. Maybe you should oh, not to reading fucking that shit. Oh, she's got the shotgun Weird neck twisty things who's she gonna blow away first. I forget blonde chick.
No. No, no, I remember how it happens in the blonde chick Just gonna blow away brother. Oh, it's pretty sweet. Do you see that?
Yeah? Oh, yeah Probably close your fucking nose. Just vomiting The fuck off you bitch. It just tosses her down the man trap.
Let's try and see if I recognize that guy from something. Oh, okay Okay, nothing he's taking off the glasses now. He's going serious Now they're pieced together once it starts now. I don't think there's any like It doesn't stop it doesn't stop.
No, I remember sorry. I remember watching the first time It's so I like the the eyes and like the overall feel Of like the quote-unquote. That's what it was called. The first one Or like whatever they turn into demons, right?
Yeah, I really get possessed by the demons. They're faces changing stupid My last good face. Her face off. Cool So good night.
Oh, it's got her now. Yeah, she's possessed Twitty things twitchy stuff. Yeah, she's losing control of her body Oh, she passed herself She's flying to turn to drop We're so mature I think the opposite is in the music video green day jesus suburbia Is this guy? Yeah, did he play jesus?
He plays st. Jimmy. Oh, st. Jimmy Quick question.
If you were found yourself in this situation. Yes, what would you do? Um I don't know don't turn it on I think it's gonna pop Yeah, I don't know. I probably should my pants first immediately Um, you know what I would do.
She's cutting her fucking face off dude You read the book Yeah, that's what I would not do at all is just not read the fucking book. Oh, jesus christ Oh, ouchy Yeah, fuck him living up there for like 10 years lower back pants than the cause of movie deaths Oh right on right in the heart. She took a lot of her face. Those effects look pretty fucking good Right.
I oh shit I can't carry straw too Do that So hardcore Oh jesus christ You just got dad the fuck up. Yo, how strong are his glasses? I guess not that strong Get right would you go that far? to survive She tried killing me sure she did She did to have him a fuck up pretty good That's deep Oh, you're dead dude I remember he like he's such a fucking idiot in the first half of the week and then he comes with badass when all this shit starts in the fan Because he's read the book Duck tape fixes everything dude.
It must be Canadian What would you do if you're in this situation? Probably blow my head off. I just end it right there. Yeah, if you have you know, you've seen enough She's like yeah, I'm good like going out of my own accord and if I was a chick like I probably wouldn't Do things alone.
Well, she has to get water and sugar dude. That was her mission Need water and sugar Eric does he can get it himself. He's being selfish again. It's the getty-o Trapped doors open dude run course.
Oh door closed again. Now. She's fucked spooky. Spooky.
What's gonna happen? I don't even know her name. Natalie This one? Yeah, just because I just heard it now the all innocence trick.
Well, there's just vomiting alphageates to the left of it What was the black chick's name? I just got back up. Olivia? Olivia?
I love you. I love you Natalie. Eric David David You know what I hate the most like Physically watching like a stab wound or something like that So people get like throat slit and then people getting the back of their Achilles tendon slit That just scares the fucking head. She gets She's like a box better, right?
Oh, right. All you had to do was get water and sugar That's it. Just close the fucking door open again. Close the door open again.
Close the door Close the open door. Yes, that's fine. I got you I'm on John. Here we go Transfer the demon.
Transfer the demon that way. I can take a good whiff. He's a box cutter to defend yourself Oh, it's not what I thought you were gonna say Not the old bite right on the hand. Now she's infected Infamousine.
Oh, that's a crit. Oh, yeah Kiss me you dirty cunt. Nicky really gets intense J space J space is so upset This is why this is why no no no. I said why like oh This is why I've only watched this movie once.
Yeah It's so fucking hardcore because how can you watch it like go out of your way to watch it like multiple times Who watches I said like yeah, that's my favorite movie. Yeah, I could appreciate it He's trying to like to book on fire. He already told you what's going on. You fucking idiot while he was getting fixed Why does there have to be so much sexual stuff in this in like the movies stuff?
Yeah, just this one particular like Just dirty cunt Oh, it's like the demons and like sexuality, right? There's it's an exorcist. It's another like demonic things So it's a sacrifice ritual that needs five people And then two I guess two. Yeah, two are fucked.
I smell a third Take a walking dead. Just look off. Yeah, does this look infected? No, it's me dude fast.
He's not even like the fuck It's a big hands Satan's bitch. Jesus Christ. The only way to stop it is to kill me. Hey, uh, it's transforming Yucky.
It's going fucking rotten fast. Don't get shut up. Where's it just a mind game. Oh, door's closed again.
She's fucking Scaven sucks 0 to 5 to advisor We'll not see again. We'll wait. That's the again died Door is shut long bad things happen. That's a yucky looking hand right there.
She's in the kitchen should have cut it off Oh, yeah, look at that. I'll do it right now. It's almost an almost hazard She's been got new. She's thinking maybe this will stop the spread.
Yeah, fuck you. She says. Oh, here it goes God that was juicy. Oh, that's a lot of blood all that for nothing to you gotta appreciate your spirit I had to do it.
I'm just falls off. Oh man This is what she turns around. I'm just fucking like snaps off the skin. Yeah, it's so gross man What was that like a turkey cutter?
Yeah, like just like a meat carver. That's right. Fuck. That's hardcore How can I stop this the book has an instruction manual fire is the ultimate purifier.
That is what I hear. That's the word on the street. Yeah Always gotta be one guy. That just Always one fucking twat Fals note your yellow boy your yellow Good speech.
Oh, that's nice. That's not how nail guns work. It's kind of fun how they're making it work though. Yeah This is like myth debunk or something on like mythbusters.
Oh, essentially like ah three nails before, man Those are also big ass nails. It's huge nails and she shot a bunch of them in her head There's also like unlimited nails and there's nail gun right now. It's like a it's like a it's like a nerf gun He gets the he gets the worst Actually, it's like like three inch nails Oh, so so Always so sneaky and disappear. Where's she go?
Pro bar just braces fucking arm. I just love how they keep cutting back to fucking me underneath the stairs Now it's over there watch nails. Yeah. Oh, there we go.
Now he's out. Oh fuck. Oh god damn split his hand Good. Oh Just trickling blood where we go innocence game again.
Yeah, just so mangled doing the head dude His face hurt her arms are gone Yeah, but essentially nail guns are designed that you have to put a certain amount of pressure on your tip of them before like the fire Maybe that safety features been disengaged even so What's Shooting the nails in a snail gun. I don't know. Yeah. I usually hooked up to a compressor compressor.
Yeah Dude that guy's hand just got split into it. Oh Oh, yeah, let's go back to the creek. That's been flooded flooded and we'll escape This is whoopers. Now he's gonna step up be the man that he's got to be because he's got to be the man So that guy's told me in the coward and stabbed in the chest.
Yep, stabbing the face Stabbed in the face. Oh, that was just a needle. Yeah granted. It's still very amazing And not ideal and then he's been He's been shot with a nail gun and then beat with a crowbar like five plus times easily five plus times He's had his hand split open with a crowbar.
It's been hit in the head Three to five times with a crowbar drop it got to do it, man What'd they do with the other girl? They ever did they ever show it or say it? They're just a blonde one You can't do it now. Yeah chainsaw.
That's all called back Montage I'm just play honestly placed lightning bolt right there. Yeah, just conveniently You're trying to bury your life or something. It was not the other ways to like stop it was like one or three ways It's like later on fire Dismembrament or like bury alive. Oh, spooky.
The box guy was there now. It's not Shitter later on fire. The one light isn't even working down there anymore. Oh, the electricity is working.
Goddamn. He's got a shitty flashlight Who's making all that racket? Classic door closing. That's usually the sign that you're gonna get muffed up.
That's like the sixth self closed in door in this house Oh, that's opened up really easily. Yeah, fuck it. It's usually locked. It's flooded out too.
That's great Hello Should have left the cats. It's a nice touch It's kind of wise pops up. Georgie. Georgie.
Oh, it's with you. It's nice. It's a good cut It's like the floating attack. So the demon is this like strong.
Yeah, how did they catch her at the start? What do you just put like a pretty loud sound on it? Well, just like because she bit the girl and then like they chucked her off, right? No, no, but I mean I got the start start like opening credits start.
Oh, he's in stab at the fucking exact tonight. They just broke off inside him Yeah, no, no, no, no, I remember like he just was like stealthy and put a burlap sack overhead because they were running through the forest She hid behind a tree. But what I'm saying is If she's strong enough to chuck her brother around a fucking room like how could she let some fucking joe blow dude just walk up and sack her right Guess what that's for? Damn it Eric.
Did he finally die though? Yeah, so He's still got a chicken. He's had a really rough go Only dies don't need to like come back really quick though. Has like a dead like a demon guy.
Just gonna put him down into water He'll float too. We're gonna go man. Only you would lid it on fire If only he had done something like three dead people ago It's part of it to like to dress or epinered dress cover face. Oh, I guess it's a good solution for you.
I don't think that helps you breathe It is like connect to a tube or something sure doesn't look like it I Like fog like mixing up the yeah, so creepy Does he say the heartbeat goes over the background Read the next page of the book bro. It doesn't turn out to be actually like the summoning thing Are you undegenin out it? Because the fire went out. It was that was also metaphorical because the light goes out of life diminishes duh See now he's made a backyard defibrillator Epic pullback and stab So aggressive Clear that music though.
It's so dramatic makes it feel like there's a chance gosh darn it. Don't you die on me Mia? Uh batteries done so I've run sad now. Oh, my parents are gone.
Oh, it's just gonna. Oh drug out of Mia Who's at piece? Oh, no, she's dead Or is she? She's evil dead dude.
Oh Would you be that like quick to jump back into that person's arms though after she was just all spooky like that Absolutely not 100% not I'm gonna give it a full 24 hours. I wouldn't even fucking go back in the house But I guess I have to get the car keys, but let's move on man. The whole gang really misses these guys. Oh, rek Eric II son of a bitch What do you get stabbed in the neck with?
Probably the exact same thing he's done so now Because it was still in Eric. Yeah At least it's out of me and I don't I'm going everywhere Yeah, what a noble brother No sacrifice those pliers Oh nice kick move. Yeah, old move Do you have any ammo that though? Kaboom, that's all to the other works.
That is not how it works. You know that shit. You can't just shoot a thing gasoline Expected to explode a rubber chair again. Yeah I love that's all quite here and then like the terrible screaming from inside starts because he's like burn alive Is that her mom or something?
I think so And I guess since she technically died again. She was like the fifth one. Yeah, so everyone else is dead now now. It's raining blood The abomination comes Zoom in on the book.
That's just immediately placed there Oh, hot to the touch. She must be from hell. Oh, oh Is it a girl or a guy? I don't know.
It's kind of unclear Oh, yeah, girl down the hole. Let's go down the hole Where I place the dog that I beat the fuck out of I think it's just I think it's her. Yeah, I think that's her literal inner demon Well, well, well, well, well It's all metaphor right across here and there's just a big fucking rare one She didn't do it the entire time. This is all just part of a dream.
She got really I'm like, jedi. Jedi? Nice. There we go Little callback to ash.
Have you seen ash or is the evil dead that TV show? No, no, I watched one episode of it It's very much like the original like there's a continuation, right? Oh You see that? That's just conveniently found Yeah, but she did the old like body check the shelf and it landed perfectly in her head.
Nice So mean same old name calling her in the wall. Hello. Aji, slow pull it Pull out. Ah Aji start the chainsaw dude So far this so-called like demon spawn of foundations piece of shit like it's pretty shitty demons spawn Yeah, it's not the greatest.
There's also a lot of room underneath jeeps apparently. Oh gotcha good got your foot Oh super strong apparently. She just rips her arm off Just that pulling. Oh, good god, man That's so nasty.
I mean, it's already raining butts over. Yeah You have all the diseases. She's just contracted ever since you don't know who's blood that's raining on you Now who's got the upper hand? It's so campy so excessively violent.
Holy shit Groovey make sure you get the arms So you think she's clean up Off the dope or she's gonna go deep dive in right back into it. She's going right back into it. Oh, yeah Don't you know this cope with this. No one can cope with this The grandditchy had to like rip her hand off, but she said it pretty easy I mean all her previous wounds are healed up her tongues back together.
I could brother had the worst time Makes up. Yeah, you had to see everyone go through all this stuff. He got a little bit fucked up here and then he literally just like whips off Seal to deal. Well, the sun's coming out.
I beat it. It's a new day now sunny day one day sober Oh flashback to the book The book's just there for someone else to read. Yeah Just under an hour and a half Cool That was uh, uh, I could see why I've only watched it once now Yeah, that was uh, that was hardcore It just doesn't stop either a bit much. Someone say that's a good Halloween movie That's a good Halloween movie.
Yeah, if you have the stomach for it. Yeah, oh man. It's also it's super hardcore It's original original so fucking goofy. Yeah, it's goofy.
It is goofy But like I mean they play up on it and like you will the two and army of darkness Yeah, yeah, but this one like it hit the same beats by holy shit Super gory stepped it up in a hole. No, like how many levels you super gory super vulgar? You can't you can't let me suck your dick for you boys Jesus Christ, but what do we know there's a piece of that? Put the sock on the top.
It's still coming in Yo, my sister's Doing some shit Yeah That was that was a bit much. I think yeah, I'm glad it's over. I've been I still really like it It's just so much. I gotta kick out of it I'm but I'm never gonna watch it.
It's so extreme. It's so extreme But it's one of those like hey, so this is the first time I've watched in five years Yeah, so I mean that's pretty that I can I'd be okay with that. Oh, what do you never watch? Yeah, yeah, easily easily.
Yeah, yeah Yeah, that's fun though. We made the entire movie. Yeah, I actually gagged a couple times I gagged hardcore because people can see my face. I think it was good though That's a pretty good makeup shots and like the effects were like nice and practical.
Yeah, like other than that one CGI bullshit Yeah, it's pretty fucking cool. Anyways, all right cool. So next week then pretty stereotypical horror To the extreme to the extreme. Yeah.
Yeah, so what do you want to do next week? I guess maybe that time's yeah, okay cool Go do it cool unless something else comes out, but well, yeah, I think it's just that And be me in rap city. Oh, that's right. That was good too.
Yeah. Yep. Yep. Cool man.
Well, anyhow, that was fun experiment See how it turns out goes. Yeah, I'll take a listen tonight I'll try to keep it as unedited as possible just because it'll line up with the movie better. Yeah cool. All right guys Um, we are everywhere we on iTunes Spotify Google play stitcher or uploads automatically go to youtube as well now You can read email the show.
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We could get on that. I might do that. Yeah Yeah, I'll if I do decide to do that, I'll get that out there We'll probably to make life easy. We could probably do armchair pod as well.
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