Real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good. Ladies and gentlemen, hello and welcome to Episode number 45 of Real Good Show. Yes, we are back with another edition of America's Best Worst Canadian Sports Podcast. Episode number 45, an episode likely to throw Stefan out of a moving car, perhaps, or be an undersized American, who we are all surprised to learn is still in the NHL.
I'm just more upset with you as always, and with me as always is. Stefan Heck. John Cohen. I think that was the first time you didn't pretend Jordan Shader was the podcast.
You're just like, oh, he's worth the prize, he's still in the NHL. Well, we just looked at the end-hl of podcasts. Should I explain the... The PHO?
The car? No, everyone knows. Have I told this story before? Yeah, well, I've heard it for sure.
So, former... Well, he had a cup of coffee in the NHL, and he played like seven games with the Canucks and a few with St. Louis, who was drafted by Toronto, actually. Okay.
Thomas Moji, a Czech defenseman. I was like 13 years old. And it was like, I don't know if they have this in other cities, but they have like, Jeans Day in Vancouver, and you wear jeans to school to work, and a lot of like the pro athletes in the area will kind of like get it's like a charity thing. You wear jeans, you wear a pin, and you donate money to children's hospital, like, in a place, that sort of thing.
And Thomas Moji came to our school, and there was like a raffle, like, when a ride in a... I think it was a Ford F-150. Yeah, well, I said car earlier, yeah, so it was a truck. So it was like a 2003 Ford F-150, and you drove it around the field.
And I guess I just pissed him off enough that he just hucked me out of the truck. So, you're on a charity ride along, you got to throw it into the truck. Yeah, like nothing came of it at all. Well, all the money was going to children's hospital, and so was Stefan.
Yeah, but I was just like, I was just like, once again, Thomas Moji threw me out of a truck. And this definitely happened. Yeah, why would I lie about that? I don't know.
Did you look up his hats because I just looked them up, and he did play exactly seven games with the Vancouver Canucks? I did not look them up. For the folks at home, Stefan just closed his laptop. It's called Community Timing.
He played 17 games in the NHL total. And someday, perhaps you won't have to have me describe the actions of what happens when we record this program, because you could very well see it for your students. You could very well see it for yourself, live and in the flesh. Live and in person.
Maybe. Maybe as soon as like three and a half weeks from now. It'll happen. It just might happen soon or in like a few months.
Yeah. So, you guys know we'll keep you close. Look forward to that, or don't. You'll know soon enough.
Yeah, exactly. But in the meantime, we could mention that if we were to have a live show, boy, you would need to buy tickets to that, wouldn't you? Yes, you would. How do you buy tickets normally?
Well, normally I use an app called Seetee. Really? Yes. Well, I've never heard of that.
Well, it's like a ticket aggregator. And essentially, I mean, you know more about it than I do, I think. I mean, I don't know anything about it. So I have to sell it to you.
That's the bit we're doing. Right. Justin is pretending that for the last 11 times he's talked about Seetee. He doesn't remember any of it.
This is really throwing me for a loop. I haven't absorbed anything. Like Thomas Moji's through you for a loop out of that truck. I didn't actually do a loop.
Oh, okay. He's throwing him in a loop. It was a hock. I got hocked.
But the truck was driving in circles, you said. Tried to run the over. Yeah. He tried to run the over.
Is that the same thing as running? Because I, when I hear running someone over, I sleep for it. Exactly. Getting back to over anything is different.
I was just stalling until you start talking about it. Because they are the exact same prices that you see when you look at the tickets in the first place. And Stefan, wouldn't you know it? They let you find the most undervalued tickets that are available via the deal score sorting function.
Yeah. Tells you which tickets are the lowest price relative to what they should. What the best deal is basically. Other ticket aggregators don't do that.
Yes. They just want your money. They don't care about your experience. And they especially don't care about our podcast.
Back in the next video, they're like, I want to tell you guys what's going to happen to you. It seems to be a really nice thing. Yeah. That's what's going to happen to you.
Yeah. See, but good folks at Seek Geek. Which all of a sudden I know lots about it apparently. Yeah.
He wasn't moving fast enough. He's not going to go out of your co-workers and it's not getting fast enough. That's never been a complaint that's been said about this ad previously. But for some reason tonight is the night you're making a stand.
All of a sudden this stuff guys. It's ad copies not moving fast enough. I'm going to stop pretending I know nothing about this. There's one thing we're known for.
It's sports. It's nothing we're known for. quick seek it at yes but if you're looking to buy or sell you can use it to sell your tickets also tickets to a sporting event or concert seek is the place to do it and listeners of our program if they use the promo code real good will receive a twenty dollar check in the mail a rebates if you will after their first purchase that's a pretty good deal to me have you done it seven and i've been thrown up a truck by tons of this i have used it uh... there's nothing to do see if you know i've used it it's a it's very easy to use and uh...
it's very easy to enter the promo code well you know what it reminds me of tons of these because before he talked to you he said that did out of the seek geek and we pushed it out of the house pretty good actually i i don't think he's talking about it i don't think it is a translator it is a over and over again uh... i uh... personally i buy my tickets on an app called ticket to ride uh... board game i put that up a little bit of a great board game by company called days of wonder and uh...
it is a fun you know you build a train system across whatever map you're playing on to be the u.s. a could be more than countries north america could be the europe uh... this is what toss which he said to me but he's not what does that mean that's the key well at least you know now that that's what he was a confirms that you really know probably i think i stroke so you think about people so i think it's are you speaking a different language or you have a stroke i can't fucking tell you know i've always wondered is uh... do people speak different language they think in english they think about language language obviously why don't you think english it's way easier you just try thinking another language uh...
french sometimes it's difficult it's really hard right so why don't you think in english uh... or they wouldn't be the same for them the same as opposite yeah but i'm saying it's a lot easier for me to think in english and speaking of that cuz it's your native time i will say i like uh... i like languages that people can speak but like not right like like punjabi is like well-known for like it's incredibly difficult to write it because the characters are coming back so and they're very like i guess there's like subtle shifts depending on what the words means like a lot of punjabi speakers can't write it complex characters subtle shifts what is this an hbo original drama or language it's a language punjabi is starting paul giamatti and terence hour jerryden punjabi mottie punjabi it's going really really really i guess so yeah i was just gonna mention listener testimony uh... one of our listeners uh...
mich paulk from the program q that you might listen to on cvc radio told me that he has completely deleted the rival app right off of his phone cuz it's no need for it anymore that cp has cornered me exactly all my apps i just have that out that's not one of the city well frankly it won't work the phone at the end of the possible i'm not a little bit of a stop i do it's not impressive the only stock tip that i'm interested in how to leave the stocks out exactly i think i thought it's the wall at five times and all the other at the stop working except that's the case very resilient is the most resilient so once again promo code real good at check out if you're buying tickets to a concert or sporting events and uh... give you twenty dollars off your first and use a twenty dollars to buy me a new phone yet you know i bet the stocks that wouldn't have worked in nineteen twenty nine every time you try to start it with crash well i think that once i've had one more because there's just no data that's not yet i was nineteen twenty nine also but still because it's a joke about that so if you like charge a phone back then like obviously couldn't use any data anything but they look like a lot of the other people that are not the same one right now i don't know if they had sockets back then they can't have to go to europe right now well you get a different one in the doctor whatever you know okay if you want to watch a p al video cassette i don't even know what those are like a different type of all that's like a different region yet the al nt sc as i just want to mention the version deal i just want to mention before we move on entirely last time we talk about the people are all together we mentioned uh... bianc and we talked about lemonade which was of course new and current and fresh and with the time i love it in the weeks of past i have really enjoyed watching people get all like caught up and work about it like oh my god can you believe bianc said that about jz oh my god jz and that's a response album to lemonade what's he gonna say this is crazy this is drama but also people who are like you know what you see i don't need a man to step in and explain his side of things i think we've heard enough from bianc thank you very much i like that that was a character from the help of halfway through that uh... i just want to say it is adorable as like a fan of professional wrestling watching these people get worked so hard without realizing that they are being worked well yeah they'd have to be who records albums and response albums that live in the same house they have a pretty big house i guess that's true but that's crazy yeah that's crazy talk it is just the same to believe that i just want to say about the times when he's saying that uh...
we said a court so i don't know if you like delete because part of the settlement you know i'm talking about it yes it's like before they've been podcasting like you can't talk about this on podcast i know really specifically predicted this well they said i'm like two thousand five probably a bit of some time to go through the court yeah i don't think podcast they specifically said that you can't talk about it like three dipschitz into into like three mics which is a podcast well you're only cautious no where this is the i know that you're a third one but you said with three well i guess they meant any and i guess i may be where it's a technicality like a loophole well times much is there was it a moving truck or a moving truck was moving it was like it was like an a m j k m no it was a net one fifty okay such a right well i think we can move on from that to talking about uh... you know c because obviously help the program over the last couple months there are other ways that listeners can help the program they can head online on the item store either via the app on their phone or perhaps uh... by opening up items on a physical computer i don't know if people really do that much anymore i can open on the phone so well if you could if you could you could head on over there pull us up on the item store real good show and rate and review the program it always helps uh... gives a boost in the old items algorithms and we always enjoy reading the reviews that people leave as they are often comical in a segment that we call review review to very enthusiastic thumbs up is awesome worst episode ever to review this week as a uh...
this week's review comes to us from marcus who writes listen while you can this shows hilarious and entertaining unfortunately it is recorded in the cascadian subduction zone so you don't know how much longer it's going to be around so listen while you can five stars who is that my markets that is not a who's marcus s h well as to us as a market that be very sweetish i would like to say fuck you to mark us uh... because how dare he assume that we're not recording this in earthquake group hunger and how dare he assume that we are not going to survive a terrible disaster well that you i guess and thought about that we are in a but you don't you don't have a size about that all the time that is as much of a survivor of like a disaster that a lot of people died and fantasize about that i don't actually but a lot of people do sounded like you do so wait sorry but so a bunch of other people have to die but you get it like a survivors complex or something like that i don't know i can't remember the exact name of it no i don't know if people who are like yeah there's gonna be a horrible disaster and i am going to be one of the few who makes it fantastic carry on well you're the protagonist yes of reality yeah of reality whatever they make i am legend two in the year twenty forty five it'll be about about you yeah so you know okay that's a weird thing i definitely don't have that yeah well i don't either but you're denying it pretty hard yeah you know what it is well i often worry about size about the major earthquake that's going to come in while he does out but i never think that i'm going to like survive it so you're gonna die i'm gonna like get cut in half by some sheet metal or oh oh she metal that's the things you know i'm not really that's an earthquake that's not lying around this is thinking of like some of the deaths i can imagine from like the final destination movies and i was on a jump out of me oh was it i never seen it just delivers like a fucking dissertation on survivors conflict is a guy i don't have that but i don't i don't know it just something i've read about it it was a very seet it was like the cd guy in reverse he knew a bunch about it and then all of a sudden he was like no no but i don't have that i've read other people who do have it on twitter but not me they tweet about it uh it's not a topic of conversation every time there's like those big articles about uh like how we're all gonna die in an earthquake no they like tall their followers they're like fuck you i'm gonna let you're gonna die like how does that work oh i should take a twitter poll it's which one of us is going to die i just i just searched just in his tweets for the word survivor the most recent tweet April 19th as a tweet to uh tayoon kim and you said they left me alive to tell the tale every massacre needs one survivor oh wow that sounds very survival complexy i think i was talking about uh all vase or always rather being so good at their show at the Commodore that they murdered everyone oh i see yeah but you still survive yeah you're the one who survived oh yes so we threw my point april 19th not even a month ago he was survivor complexing all over twitter unreal un unbelievable well we always enjoy the reviews and that was a good one we had our pick actually of some really good ones this week so those will carry over the next week and you can make the decision next week even more difficult by adding anyone and not over to the iTunes store and doing that we also however before we get going me to thank the people who donate money to this program of course to make it all possible and we've got some beautiful donors to thank for their support this week first off donor to the show future participants in the Lucas Bisa Memorial Reverse Death Pool uh Aaron Warner donated to the show this week thank you yes we know him on twitter it's at vertovo thank you is a very funny guy you know the show and Calgary one of the participants in your trolling of the avatar forums yeah you posted some screenshots from that and yes if you're not in our facebook group erin did post an outrageously funny uh video that that forum put together to unite all of the avatar forums yeah and watching it again and i think you you made a good point or might have been erin um that it's like so perfect that it seems fake we both were talking about it like you couldn't parodate better than they did themselves we'll link it in the in the show blog and we can probably just tweet it out and also just join our facebook group yeah it's a lot of fun and a lot of really random stuff here on the top yeah our listeners are weird uh but also i wanted to mention about erin Warner that he recently went on a rugby trip down to Missouri i believe well mazula i think it's montana okay yes montana that's right uh i i was close you were going to the first like six letters geographically speaking not really close but letter speaking yeah sort of regardless also on that trip with him friend of the show rich mariskey uh so they bonded on the bus to people who had never met before over their mutual love of this program so that was pretty neat that's amazing yeah yeah i mean i've definitely to be fair just i have mixed up canada and can bear up before for sure and then and then it's in their closets close that's just three letters though i had six canada is six you had four mazula and oh and mazuri i thought you said mrs. Mississippi okay four yeah okay six but still not close like geographically yeah i mixed up uh pop a new guinea and uh regular guinea oh i'm like more of a guinea balsal guy myself tireless thank you erin isn't there another guinea uh well there was well there's guyana oh yeah see there's that too and there's equatorial guinea mmm right at the uh equator yeah exactly the avatar it's uh we're avatars i don't know uh so thank you erin for your support program also thank you to ben tolman i like that we just said that he went on a rugby trip like there wasn't really a point to it not you met a listener there were two listeners on the trip they never met each other before oh they never met each other before oh they never met each other they didn't know each other okay got it sorry i thought they knew each other they knew that okay never met okay yeah that's good we're responsible for their friendship oh okay yeah i'm sorry yeah that's a good story is it okay how many friendships have we ruined that like what's the story where we thought i don't know people are like oh you got to listen to this podcast and then they listen to like the first ten minutes of one episode they're like i'm not gonna be friends with you anymore that was really horrible please don't do that well i hope uh ben tollman also get some sort of friendship sort of this program in some way uh i would assume that's somewhere up the line like the tall difference right there's very tall man yeah that's someone was a comical but my appearance one driving this automobile yeah that wasn't that eh you actually kind of look like a tall man but like from being short yeah with the face and the whole face and the glass yeah actually i'm bringing this up right now yeah he wasn't blonde but but you definitely look like him i do have a jaundice as well and four fingers per hand yeah uh yeah red hair i don't remember that i remember to having like dark hair i thought it was brown but yeah i can sort of see it let's see let's see i went in glasses i went in for how to be one of you so maybe uh i'll go to the next Simpsons trivia at um there you go i mean i look like uh no i'm not the one of the teabar oh uh the wall wall dorf yes you definitely look more like gusts from recess oh yeah well i did go as gasser helming i know which is i'm gonna send me these photos too so i'll post all your old costumes on the show blog this week i'm not gonna do that brooklyn saying uh we were talking about uh but then she's like i don't i don't remember what we were just talking about the podcast and she was like stephen she's like i don't want to say it it seems mean and i'm like what she's like he looks like the guy from recess yeah i was like i went to sit down i was like he went to sit down he was that while we did that while or the coolest fucking guy up yeah exactly definitely the cool guy i'm not gonna be about that hey gosh go ahead a lot of pussy he's banging the ashley's left and right it wasn't there an episode where he was wasn't he the one that got in with the ashley's no wasn't it's been well it's been early because her name was ashley but then i thought like didn't he or was it just they all got in because ashley because spinelli was in there so they had that in the clubhouse i thought this was i thought this is not up to code i think we can all go to a pile of tithes yeah but there's like a cave underneath yeah but then he was that yeah it was just a hole in the middle of the playground i mean there's a lot of bad things going around wow the kindergartners lived in like some saheron africa on their side of the playground so i think we can all agree though the best episode of recess is the one where randal becomes king oh yeah that was a good episode actually i'll say randalous instead of scandalous yeah it's a good one the swinger girl goes over the top oh yeah that was good it disappears yeah but she had just like gone on a trip for like a week or whatever because kids are stupid the ones that mikey singing were always good too because robert goolei did the boy okay that's right no nobody knows the troubles i've seen no they had to like he was got stage right so they had to bring the toilet onto the stage very real good show asked because he could sing in the bathroom but nowhere else so then they just brought the like bathroom stuff on well the toilet on stage at our live show yeah actually at little mountain gallery that's probably possible i think the old toilet is in the back there so we could probably do it on work or that even speaking of i think we have something for a second that we haven't checked it on in a while called toilet tales i'm gonna need you to go in and come in tomorrow stephan you had a visitor at work recently oh that's right oh shit yeah i forgot about that former uh former nHL or and uh banker rickin akas is to coach jack mackerel or can you drop by the store and uh it's a very nice guy he's big i mean he's one of the toughest guys in the league back in the day yeah but very nice very down to earth um and he had a very funny line about uh jim bending this is right after the draft lottery and we got to talking about that and i said yeah i just uh lay in the dark in my bed for like two hours after the lottery he's like yeah i'm pretty sure jim did too yeah i guess jim had the uh the the pleasure of sending lindon to the tv thing so yeah and lindon's face that's like the that's the conox version of the crying jordan oh 100 because like cuz michael's run is like one shit before yeah you know what i mean so like i feel as though the conox don't deserve yeah i'm looking forward to the to the crying lindon on uh and you know do you know where that jordan pictures actually from it's from his hall of fame and dance ceremony so it's like something bad happened to him no exactly yeah well i think they it would have never be i i think even the internet is is a little too much to be like oh this is from his mom's funeral or something like that no they would still do that for sure i don't know i don't think so i don't think that'd be a little much i feel i think you're putting too much faith in them you know what i might surprise people a lot of people think i'm an asshole but deep down i'm surprising i don't give the internet credit for that i think them thinking that you're an asshole though is also a work right part of it yeah yeah i think they like i i pretend to be an asshole to them and they pretend to be an asshole yeah it's like everybody ranking me 9.2 like we all know that i'm like at least a 9.5 but like you know it bothers me so we have to carry on with the charade yes that is absolutely you know what bothers even more as people say you're a 9.1 yeah you get choked yeah you know what bothers me the fact that you said charade is charade well the charade's a game charade is a classy thing that we all participate no no don't say facade you say facade that's not really sure they're basically the same word yeah but the pronunciation like mazurian mazula it's the fucking same shit you know but but you're insinuating that the pronunciation has to be charade when it's not related to the game which is incorrect well i disagree okay well you're not right yeah like if we're talking about high society then it's fun see well i don't know how to subscribe well then why did you bring up that world? well we're in a man with high society fancy let's say fancy it's facade you said fancy like 30 seconds ago he said like fancy i said facade you're gaslighting me um no not anyways let's um move on with this episode did you ask jack mackerel hardy why he needed the toilet because it's probably self-evident i like for shitting him now i would assume i didn't ask him i don't want to toilet hold on a second what are you gonna use it for better say shitting i can use it for like fruit salad well you know rich people you never know right and he's probably made some money from his NHL career over the years yeah but i assume he shits in toilets just it doesn't go now rich people don't shit in holes they shouldn't really fancy toilet well i don't think he's rich either i mean he played in the era where he still coached he's well yeah oh yeah yeah he's that coach money yeah yeah he's fine but he probably a salary was like 35 000 a year or something well he's still a scout for the flyers and yeah i mean he gave me his card which is very cool maybe we'll get him real good show we can talk about oh just be like don't listen to this episode we won't talk about any episode we've wondered if you shitting her that's a key in getting guests to come on here is to never have them listen yeah we're gonna do an episode to familiarize myself yeah work for well yeah that's true do i still don't do we ever did the link ever get sent to him yeah you can ask for it i know that but i know that i never contacted him before so i don't know if he ever got sent the actual episode or not but i love your listening but you're not do you shitting a toilet i don't know i'm not part of that club of having money so you're saying what are you doing my other rules here's the thing you'd be cursed a certain line maybe you just buy toilets for yeah you call it every day yeah oh i see what you know i wouldn't be just be freaking exactly exactly exactly um we do another segment because we're on a roll with the second yeah let's do it we do the new segment uh yeah let's do that right now and we recorded the theme song for this right before the show yeah and i think it might be our best theme song yeah it might be yeah it's hard to tell it's hard to tell it's called well can i say it's my segment yeah it's called uh well you can say if you want it's called i can say no no why did i say it no i'm gonna say it fuck you guys okay well it's no but you but you were gonna let him say it's okay i know you can't say it you said to just and you say it but i rescinded it okay but now but i want you to give it to me i'm giving it to you and i'm rescinding it fuck you uh the segment is called no isn't if it's fancy it's resunded it's obviously not fancy it's fine i gave it to you and i resunded it's not like look where we are look around us josh i know it's you're talking about to quote clerk riz while we're at the threshold of hell we are that's just as just in shirad more said over here i don't know anyway the segment is called let's get real with steppin let's get real with steppin sounds that sounds good so steppin well you didn't tell either of us before we put that up certainly great theme song what this segment is actually yeah i no idea what any of this is kind of like a topical segment where i kind of swear you rub cream i like something let's get real today's topical cream is been made you're just gonna try it different i have some uh right bay five three five oh i love that shit you want to actually pass it to me you're putting that on your balls not on purpose yeah it does it no it does not i'd add an ole rifle through your well where is this i think it's in the coverage wrap okay sure you explain this getting topical right back on the rock with the cream is not part of the segment this is a one-time thing i think the rabbi five three was expired too oh even better uh any of all volteran it's it's a topical uh topical news thing so like what Jesse did okay but like funny yeah and by a skinny person yeah and so basically i'll take an item from the news uh that's kind of around there i'll like roast it you know i'll okay i'll really take it to task all right yeah give it the old hex spin yeah people did like you uh you're rant a lot less episode people love your dad too people also my dad he's great like a bull guy yeah i'm finding some volteran emmold jeremy that's not seen any robin that's a topical i could do the volteran yeah volteran's yeah let me see what else i can find here for some bollocks any ass cream here's the rabbi five three five is there any cream for my ass in there uh i don't think so look harder um i've got some dormer two one one that's the one with high molecular weight what is that is that actual buck cream dormer let's find out it helps reverse the signs of aging oh there we go yeah it's definitely asking it says it's non-comedogenic design is this for you yeah it's a perfect for our show this is for you or chris well i'll do the if i give me the dormer come with a plethora of of gramical cream i've never seen this what the hell is this we're all rubbing cream on ourselves how do you know but okay does this dormer two one one i've never heard of this before where did you find this i it was in the bathroom i know that it's not mine is this expired it's hot must be yeah it looks like it's 80 years really dusty is this chris is okay did chris use this to you know i don't know it looks like you're literally by it from a snake oil salesman yeah i feel like chris maybe use this to in for his segment that he did first go to pour out one yeah exactly maybe well i don't you don't have a young looking dick yeah he's got the dick of a 16 year old and anti-aging cream is rubbing a dick is a dick shrinking cream isn't it essentially i guess that's true yeah i know yeah anyway i gotta rub what happens to be putting anti-aging cream on a baby does it disappear i think that's the part of Benjamin Button i've seen it but that's probably okay so a curious case of Benjamin Button's top of the clock run to you by seven is rubbing rubbing five three five five self right now i don't trust this but i do want to squirt it to see if it still comes out that's a piece of cake uh oh yeah okay it looks it's still moist it actually is a good fragrance let's let's let's play the theme song one more time just to kind of get back in the zone okay i feel like we've kind of gone off topic it's a nice topical nice say oh cream yeah well you go off topical cream you put it on yeah i'm really regretting that right now um let's play the song let's get real with stepfis that sounds good okay so the news okay so here's the new thing that i make fun of this week yes uh russia is preparing to test fire a nuclear weapon which is so powerful it could reportedly destroy a whole country in seconds the name of the nuke satan two let's get real satan two is a terrible name for nuke here's a brief list of better names for nukes number one satan three number two satan four and number three nuke daddy five thousand i like this has been let's get real with stephan i like nuke daddy five thousand uh this uh okay so dormer two one one cream i'm on the makeup alley message boards uh it's not a makeup ally uh no it's makeup alley okay yeah uh four point five lipsticks out of five ninety one percent wood repurchase uh oh this review doesn't seem very good uh i got this as a free sample from my dermatologist this product says it's non-comedogenic but it left me with terrible painful pimples after three applications oh that's pretty funny the smell is unpleasant and it contains many harmful chemicals including bht and quite a few different types of parabens i regret using this that's from tn rut so uh that's uh unfortunate um and you're glad you didn't put it on the note i'll tell you right now uh a lot of people are very comfortable talking about their skin history on message boards if you're ever curious there's a lot of uh there's a lot of people who are very uh happy to say the number of things they have wrong here's joey keen my skin colon combination frequent dry patches prone to mild acne i love this moisturizer when he talks it goes on but this is just uh when i applied this for the first time i was amazed how supple and smooth my skin felt this is paulobenwa 20 minutes later my skin still felt comfortable and that is amazing considering i usually feel like i need to reapply moisturizer by this time my skin is that dry are we gonna find one of us on there like we did uh i don't think so billy joe 8716 i had a very bad case of eczema i have bumps on i have to scot oh god my skin got really dry again lately and it was red all around my mouth disgusting bumps and flakes all over my chin area and along the sides of my face and on the sides of my forehead i haven't used dormer in a while so i put it on again and just like last time all the rough skin flaked off revealing amazing skin uh oh i think i might have found my mom on here miss cullin eight six eight oh yeah that's gonna be my mom there's lots of spelling mistakes and she doesn't reveal anything about her skin my mom's very private uh all right well i think that's enough topical posts from the message board yeah no i'm just saying like i'm just blown away by the number of people who are really comfortable talking about all their skin problems well crazy shit we're nearly 40 minutes into the show now gentlemen all right it's a time to talk about sports it might be well yes is it i think so okay which we talk about well the NHL playoffs are in full swing okay and we haven't spoken about it in a few weeks that's true because we only talked about the conoxone Leafs and their draft lottery victories and failings last time out it's true uh but since then in fact just in the last few days some major things have happened the thrilling showdown between cindy krosby and alexandera vechkin came to a conclusion uh that was pretty exciting especially for conoxvans who hate jim benin because it was nikmanino in the end who finished off the capitals after having a pretty good playoff so far in fact nikmanino in these playoffs alone has more points than brandon sutter had in the regular season and brandon sutter played more games in the regular season too yeah but he knows played 11 games and sutter played 20 that was my favorite part is uh i think jonathan willis from uh some oily chirp or yeah um nation network yeah and he posted uh that stat or whatever and was like when he knows now outscored brand and sutter and someone was like well that's a little unfair uh because i brand sutter didn't like played way less games and he's like uh actually brand sutter played like nine more it was like not a difficult thing to look up either yeah if you're that guy that's like oh god it really smells like rabe five three five and three really that's really that's really that's really that's your guys as well i'm not against it i'm just saying it's it smells like the locker room in in hockey when you play the early but i was going to say heading into these playoffs and i made the point that there's always some fucking goober on your social media feed when the capitals get eliminated who's like you bitch kid fuck you buddy you think god you're out you rushing floater pieces shit and i will say having seen that every year since he's been in the league basically i didn't see that this year oh you didn't might just be because i've decided not to really go on the internet after they got eliminated so you don't follow uh patrico Sullivan hey it's hot takes oh yeah he was dropping some knowledge he was basically saying that ovechkin immediately going to the world's was like horrible that like he should be taking the time more in the last more that he needs that he should be taking time off from the season to figure out how to get out of the second round of the playoffs so fucking and then he said oshi and carlson would have never done such a thing so so apparently players going on actual vacate because and then he justified it by saying well the world doesn't even hockey it's just a vacation it's just a bunch of guys just go there and get drunk and it's not like it's not because people were saying like well how is it not like it's more hockey so he was saying that oshi and carlson going on actual vacation is better than ovechkin going to the world to play my hockey because they're decompressing and feeling sad and he's trying to get more reps in yeah that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard yeah it was really really stupid it was like it was a terrible hot take he's obviously trying to be like to get on like t s n or something trying to be like a steal the kneel yeah definitely was really stupid yeah really stupid and bad and also cheered when the Leafs won the draft all the areas were super weird that was pretty funny it was funny but he's gotten better i hated him on twitter at first but on air he's gotten better uh jeffonio i like jeffonio only because um when i tweeted out a picture of hoseyko sucking his own deck he retweeted it well it's a drawing that you know it's a drawing i drew it yeah it wasn't a picture and that's hoseyko's take a block before that and then unblocked me a few years later so dreams do come true perfect uh but there's another uh game seven or an elimination because the caps were out in games there yeah that's the other thing i do want to say is that they were your team yes and i told you i was like don't pick washington like why did you pick washington i wanted to see them win one joking you know i was like i was mad because i was like oh you picked the best team i know i was like is it giving me i'm kind of just like so you're joking about it because both of your teams are still in i was wrong and play each other yeah one of our teams they're out tomorrow and uh i just i i don't know i mean i don't know about nashville i don't understand it series has been really good yeah rinae is crazy man like uh he was pretty bad all year and people were lining up to right pieces burying him in his career and then he's just been unbelievable it's kind of a telling series in terms of perspective also because i feel like if the predators lose game seven uh everyone in national will still be really happy because the preds have made it further than they ever have before yeah for this they they made a game six and thank cooper right i think that was over in five yeah that was yeah that was fun yeah it was yeah they lost in nashville yeah so when you know three games in the no i think it was six because they lost in nashville it was six yeah because they wanted to be a cashless had the unreal game in in nashville when they eliminated them right yeah that was when you scored that sickle and it was quite beautiful it wasn't saying yeah regardless getting a third win for them in a second round series is the furthest that they have ever been having seven wins in the post-season is a franchise milestone and they'll all be super happy meanwhile if ten o'clock it's knocked out tomorrow it's like doom and gloom this core is never going anywhere what the hell are we doing with these guys yeah i mean i like sanose at home i think they're gonna i think they're gonna do it but it's up to say game seven you know anything can happen i mean look at tonight dallas claws back to win game six and then just rolls over like a wound dog tonight yeah that was a rough game incredibly so like demolished uh it's almost like you need good gold tending to win in the playoffs but like we've seen some brutal game sevens in our time as kenox fan and you've probably seen some brutal game sevens also in three seven years lots of that's one of the worst oh yeah it's horrible to get pumped like that i'm trying to think but those ones in a way like they have time to accept it you know i mean like to me the worst game seven non-conox game seven i've ever seen was the carolina jersey one where carolina scored two goals in the last minute remember that one right and one of the new jersey still won in over no no no that was the one where they won it was two one new jersey with like a minute left and broder gave up like a whole goal goal outside well the tying goal was fine it was just it was like a cross-eyed pass yeah and then it was the winning goal and goes eric stall and it was um not a good goal but it was like literally two goals in 30 seconds in a game seven in the final minute yeah where he was going to win and gave up two goals in regulation in the last minute and the winning goal was like the worst goal that had given up like all season long yeah yeah yeah i remember any time broder failed it just it is it is nice though to see other teams have the same kind of crushing embarrassment losses that we have suffered through the years oh yeah i enjoyed and i was thinking i wrote on twitter earlier too like the more i was that in the game seven um seven moving on take your pick uh i know i was during the the more i thought about the parallels between kara letman and dan cluce like the further they seemed to align like everything sort of matches up uh because they're both finished obviously obviously like a lot of people have a lot of takes on st lewis goldenden or uh rather dallas goldenden and st lewis also st lewis yeah lea got roasted after game six even though he's been like ridiculous in the playoffs yeah and it's funny to watch people talk about the stars be like they need to get rid of these two guys there's no way that either of them can come back next year and meanwhile uh brian only it has been with the blues for like coming up on what like five or six seasons now five four or five and oh a while and this is the trying to replace them since they got this is the first time though that they have legit like gone with him as the guy in the post-season yeah and it's also pretty much the furthest that they've gone well it was pretty hilarious when they brought in ryan miller who was clearly worse than brian elliot like they gave up who did they give up i don't even remember but they gave up as like pretty good assets for miller at the trade deadline and then elliot what and elliot had been playing great that season and they were like oh well you know we needed to make an upgrade and it like sure things up that just made no sense at all like everyone was like what that doesn't that's insane they got ryan miller and steve art for euro-helak and chris stuart oh that was a garbage trade all around yeah exactly well that's good and it lacks better than miller for sure but buffalo didn't really get anything out of it at a 25th they also got a 2015 first round pick and conditional pick and then who did buffalo flip halak uh was that just the rights to hilak was it yeah i i don't know i can't remember but then also they got they they were the ones who made the last good chris stuart trade wasn't it wouldn't buffalo deal chris stuart for someone good or is he still on an anheim i think is he he's on an anheim regardless they never wanted to go with elliot as the guy no exactly it was crazy because it wasn't like elliot was playing bad they were just like well we think we can get better yeah with a guy who's not better who doesn't really fit our and then they tried to bring in broder who hadn't played all year like five games yeah he's still with him though he's in the front office yeah really yeah super weird that's bizarre um but uh yeah it was nice to see st louis like advanced and advanced handily because i think on the flip side that's an example of a team that is like being rewarded for patients because we talked a few episodes ago or maybe even last episode about you know the rush that the cops were in to like fire the best coach that they've ever had and rangers fans kind of wanted to do the same thing with the new again and the ducks obviously just firing through spudro like people make these rash moves and in this case it's more with coaching because you definitely know that hitch talk has been on the chopping block numerous times as that team has bowed out in the first round disappointingly again and again and again and they stuck by him now this year they were kind of reluctantly sticking by him they only gave him a one-year contract to be like well we want to keep you around but let's see how you do um and it's nice to see a team that like practiced patience and wasn't like rash and stupid actually get rewarded for that i want them to win too because then the Canucks and buffalo will have like the longest drought not like i mean obviously tarantas have a longer drought but they've won a cup the longest never winning a count ever drought so i'm gonna be number one at something yeah yeah um but yeah like it would be kind of cool if that was like something that like was looked upon as a good trend because every time a team wins like every team looks at that team and is like well what have they done that we haven't done yeah well no matter what happens a team coming out of the west will be team that's never won a cup before yeah yeah it's exciting yeah um but i was gonna say about carlatin and and cliche tantalizing talents you could kind of see why both finish people would be enticed to keep them around because i feel like that's kind of a controversial thing to say about cliche at this point we just remember his absurd failures and not like the absurd amount of skill that he did actually have which had people keeping him around like when he made highlight real saves they were of like the staggering jaw dropping variety and when you made mistakes they were something staggering jaw dropping and at some point you have to cut your losses obviously but again a guy who's like likable probably good in the room you want to keep him around but just horribly inconsistent and injury prone and makes it as far as the game seven in the second round before losing very embarrassing that was a bad game which is what cliche did in 2004 in 2003 yes yes so interesting parallel there um but anything else from the NHL playing off before we move on to our clip of the week here uh no i'm feeling good i guess we could do quick uh quick predictions pittsburgh tampa bay pittsburgh probably pittsburgh just because tampa is gonna get bitten by those injuries at some point they haven't released like a team on the level of the penguins yet true yeah it just seems like mocho right now sure i mean they won that series uh malcon doesn't seem fully healthy to me and uh i don't know but they got filled with real if phil wins a cop man uh man i love it so good so good uh man don't even get me started on that guy that's my favorite player my favorite okay can i just say something my favorite thing right now is the betting defenders who are like oh but you know it's only good because he's playing with phil castle are definitely the exact same people were like phil castle sucks oh 100 oh guaranteed oh dude everyone's hate on phil castle forever and especially in the playoffs like somehow people believe like like i don't understand how mainstream media can just like invent this narrative and it just and just everyone's just like yep because he looks funny yeah but like the narrative was always that he sucked in the playoffs and he has more than a point per game in the playoffs and he has like it was something i saw this stat where uh in in their first like 30 career playoff games he has like the fifth most goals of anyone in their like first 30 playoff games it's like gretzky, lemmeu, bossy, uh, aginla, and castle it's like yeah pretty decent company and scored like ridiculous goals and like i just don't understand the whole like oh he's not competitive or he doesn't want to win i totally don't agree with that either he went to a hotdog vendor yeah well he cares more about winning at ping pong than he does winning at the hockey game anyway i hope he wins a cop i would fucking love it i'm gonna mail my own shit to dave fester he's having the playoffs for pittsburgh that i thought like he would be like in the regular season yeah if you go back in the real good show archives it was a lock it was j-mose lock of the year that kesel could potentially score 75 goals right which he definitely did not know yeah he was a little bit of a rough year but i think he's you know he's just uh he's just that kind of guy he needed to find his role and he seems to have found it now and um yeah i mean how do you argue with it still as the you know one of the prettiest uh scoring abilities in the game some of those shots he just oh man and that's a penguin's team that if you go back like nine years you'd find people being like well as long as they've got cross-viewed malckin like they're gonna be a threat if as long as they make the playoffs every single year which is true over the past decade we've kind of like let that slip a little bit as they have underperformed well and you look at like some of the guys on their team like they have a lot of bad players and like their defense is very bad and their goalie is a unheralded rookie yeah but he's their goal he's playing great uh you know uh latang is playing great for being an asshole and um yeah they just like they seem to have it go and even though like they legit they legitimately had players on their team like i didn't i didn't watch a ton of this series but i remember tuning in for game one and i'm like i've literally never even heard of this person before like sherry you guys know that is that a player that's a player on pittsburgh sherry sherry that's that's a bbry is it's a bry is it's a bry is it zach i don't know i don't know it's a bry i don't sherry no idea i'm looking at it um pardon me but so we've all got pittsburgh advancing out of the east yeah it's hard not to take pittsburgh uh but yeah who knows i have the three remainance going to be two by the time most oh connor sherry connor sherry sherry there you go in the i've never i've never even heard of him don't know when he was drafted don't know who he is whatever the guy in their team his last name is rust that's cool man how do you enjoy that guy you know i mean rust uh which but but but the week should we do because we have two we have our other segment as well that's true well we'll go with the hockey related one but i was gonna say out of the west who we picking to win the west right Nashville you're sticking with San Jose after i guess i'll switch my allegiance to st louis as well as baryon oh that's bullshit i can be nice to see them win no what i'm just saying you can't switch they're long stuff right you picked a team that lost is san jose are you gonna have home ice if they win i think so right i think so i think so because that'll that does make a difference for san jose whoops they have one of the best uh hold on yeah they must because they played like the crossover right same way it'll be it'll be yeah st louis didn't have the because dallas had home ice so i think uh blues had 107 points so it's very possible that the sharks didn't have that let's see here sharks 98 yes so that was a small half home ice and i think wow what a division a stars 109 points blues 107 black ox 103 and then Nashville's also an advantage and then Nashville had 96 yeah insane um but yeah let's move on to the clip of the week this week which comes to us from the world of hockey and this is one that came out uh after we were finished the last episode in which we talked about the NHL at large not just the connects and leaves uh something that broke like that night and the tape service or the very next day the next morning and uh this is the locker room clean out uh for the New York Rangers New York Rangers yes that is where he is now i've had to think about that for a moment but then again where would larry brooks yeah exactly uh larry brooks of course infamous columnist in the new york area i think you're right to the coast and uh dandelion exactly are a putable journalism source dandelion boil had some choice words for him unlock a room clean out day perfect perfect i want you out of here nobody likes you nobody respects you just so you know at least i'm leaving here with the respect of my teammates instead of being like you because the bury somebody that's all you can i'm critique but i'm just telling you i don't want you here i have no respect for you i want you to get out okay well i can tell you to get the out if i want to yeah you do okay guys i want him out and the other clown bret where the name is where's he at everyone else is fun we're done we're done we're going to go up you guys we're like all right oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait oh just leave i just don't i really bro oh i just want you to leave that's all i just want you to leave i i want to see you is it not all right there we go demanding that larry brooks leave the locker room uh and that's great i love you guys i ask you politely yeah i still have the PR guy being like no no no this is all over uh i'm not gonna just kick up to you guys like this is we're done we're done and he's like no no it's fine i like everyone else totally good you get the fuck out no but everyone else totally it's fine i don't mind well i just thought it was great because um i you know that brooks is a pretty big dickle when he can't even like when he fought back like i like who fights back to that i would just be like uh yeah okay i guess and he's just like no i'm staying here whatever i'll do whatever i want like he's like he's not that happened to him so many times before they were just like yell at him yeah maybe just like yell at him he's hated oh and tori de rela is it yeah tori de rela is it yeah tori de rela is it yeah i think even vignette has kind of ripped on him also or he's like yeah the post is a shitty him off like he's a fucking joke basically yeah um yeah uh i also really enjoyed i think i heard him say something like after uh after boil was like i am allowed to say that or whatever and brooks was like and do i have to take that and he's like yeah you do yeah well i think of course you do it was weird that he had to like invoke human he's like isn't it my right that i can just tell him to leave and there was like a pause like uh yeah i guess probably yeah we have never really thought about it from a human right stuff in the hallway it's in the locker room yeah exactly so yeah i get the fuck out yeah exactly i think it totally is right you don't have to talk to anybody if you don't want to yeah i really want to know what that Brett guy is too yeah i also love that too he doesn't even uh that fucking Brett guy but i just get him the fuck out of here too that was another clown yeah uh it was awesome yeah so just great stuff from Dan Boyle all around there's a lot of media people that i would love to see athletes treat like that like who?
damey and cocks steve simmons surprise it doesn't happen to them they're not they're not but i would just love to like because to me like those guys are so mitten stringy that like they're just they're the only guys where like up and like an athlete is the only one who can say anything to them that like means anything to them yeah because they because i'll just block on twitch yeah they're just like whatever yeah i got a good job doing this and you don't um like to dicks but should we visit our other clip of the week yeah and this clip is dedicated to uh a friend of the show and cat of the show monty the cat yes monty we haven't really talked about this yet but uh on the show i mentioned on our facebook group and i guess i kind of posted a screen grab of it on twitter that uh something bad befell me that stopped the show from being published in a timely fashion because oh boy i thought life took a turn for the worst when the Canucks lost the draft lottery a few Saturdays ago the next day was uh was a real wild one was it a day after yeah the very next day i really got a call midway through my work shift from my girlfriend who was like frantic and crying and hysterical and i couldn't even you know when girls cry like it's such a loud pitch you don't even know if they're speaking english basically is that a fair thing to say i mean i can tell you now she's gonna love this yeah she's gonna love it she knows she knows though like i couldn't understand her because like she was at a pitch that maybe only dogs can maybe she was thinking in a different language it's possible although that might have been a big problem well she was sad for a good reason because our cat had uh like fallen out of her arms um like tried to just like spring loose from her and run off and he fell really awkwardly and bashed his arm into the coffee table on the way down are you sure she didn't throw him we've never really we've never really considered that angle positive okay well because she's pretty broken up about it well that exactly see guilt no but if she did like on purpose then she wouldn't feel guilty about it oh she might get a bite of this cat he's like biting or something she threw um she was like she was like she was like cradling him and were you there no exactly a lot thickens i'm glad that you guys are doing this because you're in more trouble than i am for what i just said exactly i was trying to help you out regardless remember that time yeah so he fell at a really awkward angle and smashed his arm into the corner of the table on his way down and it broke his arm and he was like bleeding out of his nose i guess from like the trombone like a nosebleed and like was very cagey and his arm was just kind of dangling like a limp noodle and it was just really bad and we took him to the vet and he had a broken arm obviously fractured his femur in numerous places and they told us that they might have to amputate the arm because he didn't have any like working nerve endings in it they're like maybe not though it's possible that there's just a lot of pressure on the broken limb and that as that pressure is relieved that like the feeling will come back so before we operate we're gonna wait and see a feeling comes back we'll just push the surgery back like by a day and you'll know really soon and then they just kept pushing the surgery back again and again and again and again for like a week and eventually he did have surgery he's got like three screws and a metal plate in his arm right now so he's the winner soldier of cats and yeah so he's got a little bit of a hobble right now but yes monti broke his leg and it was very very stressful but he's still the full monty yes i've made a joke like five times that's great i haven't made it on the show no it's not a good limb yeah he's done with anyway this clip is we can do with the little intro because we've got the name of the part of our sorry loonies two knees and clipper it is anyway this clip is the canadian heritage moments yeah it's uh normich dallen talking about his sick cat no i i got well how is how is life i know besides thinking of these new story things and stuff like that you know you're having a good time you're able to relax over the summer have a good time am i able to have a good time i cat just had a heart attack are you serious yeah you know you're here such a crazy thing no i didn't know they got things like that yeah they got a heart attack so i got it off steve corn this right or up uh uh uh uh so yeah so he gives me his cat turns out it's i'm kind of a defective cat you know so he's a nice cat i think i'm getting along with him i can back to my apartment last week the cat's like foaming at the mouth he's shaking like this he's foam coming out so i didn't want to get near it i thought maybe you know screw who knows he was delirious maybe think i'm a mouse so i said i don't want to get near him so i phoned 911 you know i panicked i phoned 911 right which uh it turns out it's just for people i didn't know that i didn't know either they got mad man they said they were having arrested if i'd own oh okay but anyways you know i love this cat the good cat so i took him down i got him in a cab and i took him down to the hospital that animal hospital uh huh and uh the guy tells me he's at my cat at a heart attack he takes him away he says oh yeah yeah car deac caress and stuff and he started asking me questions about like he says that i said what would cause that he goes you know diet stress stress yeah you know you had a big promotion coming up so uh and then he made he let me visit the cat uh-huh he says you can visit the cat you know there's visiting hours like all right so you go in this room and then they bring the cat in an cage he's all drugged up and then they put the cat like on a bed and then they the guy goes okay i'll be back in a half an hour you have half an hour you know with my the cat like for half an hour after five minutes you know i figured i got a life to get back in so uh here you go out and uh afterwards he told me he had a lot of he said okay i got he got an operation which was like four thousand dollars which you know i could buy like a hundred cats for that you know but yeah i figured what the hell would i do with that right right so you got the cat you sprung for the operation i did oh no no there's another thing where where he's on medication you know and i have my medication i have this medication he said uh he said he said there was some good news about instead the bad news was the cat only has like a 20 percent chance of survival but he says the good news is uh it's just a cat there you go classic canadian heritage moment you're called loonies and clipper loonies we did spring for the surgery though and it was like four thousand dollars and uh we were both very poor so i think a listener of his program in fact phil partridge who was so kind as to invite us to the coler box earlier this season is setting up a go fund me page to help uh support monty's surgery yes so and uh we'll post that yeah if anybody wants to uh my dad says he'll don't help that he's an adorable kitten he's great and we adopted him hoping for a a lifetime of cheap entertainment where you only need to allow a huge mistake he thought a pet is going to be cheap entertainment yeah god bb8 was a lot cheaper than a fucking cat that's true but they play well together i'll tell you that uh yeah stupid things so so yeah that that was pretty timely thank you for bringing i would i would like to announce i will also be setting up a go fund me and it is just strictly so i can buy more ps4 games they are also cheap entertainment so if you want to contribute to my cause please do and i'm setting up a go fund me to buy a sick cat can i go set up a go fund me for that cat double go fund me but then you're gonna let the cat die and keep this second no that's really okay let's not gonna keep buying sick cats oh okay with the money and then trying to heal it's like a it's like a perpetual motion machine it's just like our license to print money just keep adopting sick cats seriously though we also did go for the visitation hours at the vet i know norm said that i started laughing and it was uh it made me feel a lot better oh let's go that's good i mean he's doing better though yeah he's hobbling he's got a stake in find to like a quarantine tent for the next because you have to wear a cone too yeah for two weeks yeah and then he's got to like take her easy for like three months well he's cat yeah i think that'll be easy for him but like no climbing oh okay yeah that's a little difficult we go for a young cat too yeah like an older cat it's no problem yeah i think he he'll be okay i hope yeah according to a k-a a cage no it's like a little tent yeah it's like a tent for pets if you're gonna take your pet camping and you want to give it its own tent isn't that just like a tent it's like a god i wouldn't take my pet camping it's like the size of well hopefully he gets the rg s bump it's a little cat octagon if you're gonna have a cat fight you might put them in that oh that sounds great right that'll be the opener for our live podcast cat fight not win an actual cat uh do you want to talk about the nba a little bit sure i feel like we've been talking forever don't want to get on the other way we gotta be quicker before getting in the mail bag but uh you've been watching the nba and watching the raptors uh and he played the worst uh basketball series of all time which is stunning because if you were to just like watch the highlights only it would have the makings of like a very dramatic series yeah just like even just looking at that larry half point shot in game one to force over time yeah crazy and then they just fall apart at the game was garbage the second half anyways outside of like that one moment yeah um but yeah it's basically like they don't exist in the same playoffs as the golden state Portland series well it seems like it's a different last right it seems like it's a different league yeah um and it's kind of funny that like the raptors find themselves in a situation right now where they are basically further than they have ever been as a franchise just like the national predators yeah well they're they're tying it they're in game six to filly yeah um but even if they they have made it so they go seven yeah so um but yes they and just like the jays might find themselves in a situation where they have like a huge success and still make some radical changes in this offseason oh yeah for sure i don't think that they would expect that i mean they're not a championship caliber team yeah and to rose and they very well be gone yeah like to rose in as a guy that you can't really justify giving like a league max contract no but someone's gonna give him a max contract it sounds like yeah the Lakers um yeah and during case he's probably you could make a case that he needs to go to i agree but you jerry's already said he's bringing him back which who knows these playoffs though they have like made no adjustments oh i know he's a terrible coach he's not he's not good but he's like the winningest coach in raptors history oh for sure yeah but i thought it was not even close that's just like ten year though also i feel like most guys have yeah true the raptors have definitely not held on to coaches for too long when he wilkins is probably i was gonna say lane welcome to send Mitchell's around for like what two years no Mitchell was closer to like four yeah i want to say they were both about four wilkins and Mitchell um but yeah anyways doesn't compare to what's deaf curry is doing which is like uh like the most appointment television in sports at the moment yeah dudes are not golden state is insane and we almost don't even have to talk about it because it's so obvious yeah exactly i mean he's been it's been like he's off for over two weeks comes back scores 40 points seven and broke the record for most playoffs over time points yeah and most over time points ever in any context regular season playoffs doesn't matter yeah that's a game that only had one over time period so yeah there you go no big deal he's pretty good at basketball i guess pretty fucking great yeah uh but we will go from there into everyone's favorite audience interaction segment because it's the only audience interaction segment outside of iTunes reviews i suppose it's the twitter millet it's letter time it's letter time letter time what am i meeting? letter time letter letter time you got me what am i meeting next question Stephanie i think we're in the mailbag this week yeah this is my favorite question in a while uh just because of the way it's phrased it's from at yo mic and he asks at the end of series hand shake the coaches shake hands first then join the team in line do they shake hands again what the fuck i don't think they do actually well they must shake hands with the players though right yeah because the coaches shake hands i think he's specifically saying that the coaches shake hands yeah no i know that but i don't think they do i think they get in the line they shake all the players and they split off the end yeah yeah yeah yeah they might like fist bump or something i don't know that would be sweet though if they had like a second they're like oh i guess we hug now yeah it's like when you're at the grocery store and you see someone you kind of know and you keep running into them again and again yeah you don't want to talk to them like oh you're still the grocery store or when you say goodbye to someone then you keep walking in the same direction you have to walk faster yeah yeah oh but a while since i've shaken your hand um this one comes to us from danny at swamp dweller who asks do you guys know mike francesa in canada and yes we do he's really funny do have we talked about on the show i feel like maybe he's like fallen asleep he wasn't contention for a clip of the week i don't know if we actually played it i think somebody maybe tom hannah posted like a compilation who is this person he's a new york uh sports radio guy oh mike francesca yeah oh yeah sorry got you yeah i don't i thought it was still francesca but he's from he's from canada no do we know him in canada we know i just know him feel like dead spindy yeah i think people see his shit on let's go viral yeah they're outrageous yeah he's really funny yeah i like him of mike and the mad dog fam sure so we know him okay anything else seven i got a lot of what is water sports what is sports uh because we asked it kind of like this is from wife emailer and he asked can stephens dad be on the show more and uh i think he i think he will be that's him really yeah he had fun you know i don't know maybe he'll have like maybe for father's day we'll have all our dads on yeah my dad shouldn't be allowed in your microphone i mean maybe because you're are your parents still on vacation uh yes they are yeah but they'll be back before father's day yeah i was gonna talk to my dad about his experience in the canadian junior football league and play that on the show okay so maybe we'll call him around father's day and sure yeah i mean call my dad too i just i don't think we'll like any of his opinions because yeah my dad basically backed up what Sean White said which is like yeah it's just about crushing beers with your buds basically cool perfect sounds good we should have Sean White on the show again this is from big titty baby nice and he says this is a good sports question uh johny man's elvers is tim tebow which one master baits more oh tebow it's gone it's not gonna be no it's not gonna be tebow it's not gonna be tebow it's not gonna be tebow no way man's el aa man's el has a lot of sex yeah tebow like build a career off being a virgin yeah so he doesn't have so he doesn't need to master baits off because that's a lot and also too he's pretty high and drunk a lot so his dick may not work i just feel like he's like couch surfing and no one really knows where he lives no one can find living with josh gordon for a while he's always just like masturbating somewhere you can't try anything right now i'm going with tebow by a wide body it has to be tebow tebow jacks off like five times is he married yet i think he is but he still jacks off yeah uh this one comes to us from fruits are edible who asks if i ask a question and you don't answer it did i really ask it yes you did we just don't often have time to answer every single well often a lot of the questions i really stupid yeah i was gonna say we should just have not said anything after that and then just gone to like you know like have like 20 seconds of dead air yeah that's why i think the podcast went missing or something i think they would get the joke if you like the clock noise i think given the last month a lot of people thought the podcast was yah yah at robo yah yah asks what if the NBA version of the shootout was after OT the game was decided to be a horse i liked that yeah i was actually thinking even better if it was half court shots yeah that'd be pretty entertaining yeah warriors just win like going away yeah but they don't even play over time that's true and i think every team probably has a guy who feels like he can shoot a half court shot yeah or but no it'd be like a shootout like you know five guys and whoever whichever team scores more half court shots they could just get one of those fat guys who always like wins the half court shot contest yeah for like my moment just like a shoot at whatever yeah that'd be great yeah because like okay that's a crazy part of the NBA is a lot of the teams only carry like 11 or 12 players and often like two or three of them like play like five minutes a year like when we went to portland uh when you're sitting court side they'll give you the stats updates like when at the end of every quarter they just give you a printout of the stats i don't know why but they do so we got one oh we don't say thought you were like working the game yeah maybe it's which is you're close enough yeah yeah i don't i don't know the rules on it but that's what happened so uh yeah there was a guy on portland that had played 30 minutes all year all year the whole year 30 minutes that's dope yeah paid for it oh probably i'm over a million i could go for that yeah right that's great up so you could definitely go for that my whole point is you can do you could have a fat guy definitely that's just really good half-court shot and yes to wear uniform that doesn't fit like those guys always have like you know you can see their gut yeah yeah the guy who uh was at ronner tester steven jaxon who's the one when he punched out the paces or the our test distance fan our test was a test when the guy like met a world piece yeah that's at the palace that the guy getting punched out like he got destroyed i'm surprised he didn't die oh yeah taking a punch from ronner test yeah and like it was a full-on punch yeah it was a good punch but that guy would be a good teammate thing yeah good that's what i know if you silly gary betman that fusili gary writes in have the shoes been sufficiently roasted oh the well i feel as though we don't want to like step overstep our boundaries here i think that's everything that remains on twitter and like recently it's gotten like way too out of hand where like it's it john is starting to feel bad john hendren and like i don't want to do that to it you know i have no idea what we're talking about i can't be a former guest on this show so i know john hendren is you can rip on him you bought some ridiculous vans and oh you've seen yes yeah okay oh but i didn't realize that it's all it's done it's it's it comes back up every couple months or so oh okay but i feel like he's been through a lot like that those shoes have been destroyed and like part of his soul with it right so was that was that all the dm's you were showing us those were john shoes no those oh you know i showed that way i showed the guys in the dm i was like hey let's let's roast my french oh i got you so that so hendren bought a pair would you say it was worse than those ones you post it and your shoes are like leopard print on the inside of the soul they're also vans and i think they are like red and so did you how did it even come about that he had purchased these shoes he it's it's a long story i think it was kind of like i purchased that he forgot about and was like oh i forgot about these shoes but i'm gonna wear them and then everyone started making fun i believe it was also a former guest on the show javelin to recently trashed that back i do want to say that the shoes i showed to the dm was my friend uh are he shoes and they were like this weird like caramel creamy yellow yeah and uh dave thorp at r on twitter very funny guy big proponent of the shoe roast of john had maybe the funniest line i've ever heard about a shoe insult when he said uh those shoes look like uh if instead of playing basketball michael jordan had been a very sickly toad and then they still made the shoes yeah nice i was like crying a laugh job very sickly toad that's good i like that uh marlin phillips that marlin the man writes in i'm going to kill stephen as a bit to which uh no a camber guard at camber writes in this would be a good bit i don't disagree what have been you've been saying it for months now so it's about time so it's happened up yeah uh Edward at ed yeah 52 right so who's the better meme phil kessel or lucas pisa castle i think i don't think spies is really a meme spies amine like r circle i guess sort of but kessel's got like the the team usa yeah kessel's universal that's amazing yeah kessel and my mcdonald story yeah the fact that people believe that was true exactly that tells you and like even spies as a meme didn't really last the entirety of this season because just through being injured yeah i can't think i'm having worse and like bark housekeeping even worse yeah don't set being really bad but the loop is being horrible and the whole team being really bad and the coach being bad and and uh you know just some like most of the players being bad and like verbatah well we were talking about uh the blues being rewarded for sticking with it the Canucks are being punished for sticking with it at this point while there was nothing to stick with they're rid of the things they could have stuck with yes and uh this next question comes to us from an early contender i will say for 2016 listener of the year yeah very certainly he's very funny yeah sorry for something at tom f hannah writes would you buy a room but if it was shaped like an ass like it rolled along the floor and the butthole sucked up dirt and garbage well the answer to that is obviously yes well see i'm kind of picturing because then you don't see the butthole it's on the bottom yeah so i'm thinking you have the ass is the top and it shoots out dust from the butthole oh i see there by making your room dirtier yeah obviously but it would also be really funny because it would be this or maybe that's where you put like the bag like the bag just slowly gets bigger out of the asshole like it's a heroine balloon that just like it's like parking falling out that's what my go fund is for yeah i think one of us would you call it a room bomb or a boomba room bomb it's got to be a room bomb yeah for sure yeah i think there's no better go fund me that i can think of we actually do this let's actually be the case i'm like engineer we could do this we could make a kickstart we can definitely do it yeah we probably couldn't call it the room bomb for like legal purposes but uh yeah no i think if we just yeah i don't know jury rigged uh an ash shaped room i think it's jerry rigged it's jury rigged jury rigged yeah it's like a rig jury no jerry rigged this is a word you're looking for any jerry's in the name of the word even that i think has like racial origins so i'd rather not say jerry rigged yeah probably it's probably having to do with like hanging a jerry uh which a jerry is maybe a well yeah in small towns that i've lived in they've replaced that term with n-word rigged so i think it's a small town's a race i'm pretty sure that's what jerry is a sub-in for i see oh i know yeah oh but you can i guess use jury rigging also okay jury rigging refers to make shift repairs or temporary contrivances made with only the tools and materials that happen to be on hand a rigidly a nautical term sailing ships a jury rig is a replacement mast and yards oh yeah so i step in was right well he has his arms in the air everyone was right jerry rigged isn't the jerry rigs not right all right well no it is right though that's not they're both right i'm looking up jerry rig it's jerry built is the term actually according to uh mary and wedster's collegiate dictionary not jerry rigged is also correct made in a quick or careless way not built or designed well is jerry well that's our podcast uh it just basically says uh oh okay hold on oh yeah i see it is a mixed idiom jerry rigged jury rigged is actually the original term uh says to say that something is jerry rigged is to mix idioms a bit because the proper term is jerry built a jerry builder a term dating to 19th century england was originally a house builder who constructed flimsy homes from inferior materials the jerry and the term may have been a real person known for the practice or maybe a mangled form of jury is in jury rigged i tend to think that jerry built arose separately from jerry rig simply because their senses are slightly different well i'm just glad to know it's not racist it's not racist no uh you're good all right your clean your conscience is clean occasional intern erin mckay writes in with speaking of cashier line snacks which i don't think anyone was ever why for the love of god do turkish delights and those raspberry goofilled chocolates exist okay i will go on record and people always give me shit for this but i love big turks i don't know what why people don't like never i think they're delicious not for me oh man they're so good especially like the big turk bites you know so maybe i'll get one i guess we're like talking about eat more and stuff recently yeah eat more as a gross something you buy in a cashier line no big turks are always in cashier lines though but i don't know about the razz berry once he's talking about those are too bad actually it's like a chocolate that's filled with like cherries or something oh cherry blossom oh i know i would say these things exist because old people also exist yeah that's true uh dan at dan he writes in on it i could ask any question are you as excited as i am to see Keith kachuk at the nhl entry draft and how his post-playing career obesity has progressed actually yeah now that he mentions that because he was like three hundred i'm pretty sure he's post-playing i'm pretty sure he's fat i'm guaranteed yeah i was here as fat when he plays yeah i'm excited to him why not yeah Keith kachuk for sure um but i will say steffen as a follow up to the last episode uh that jim benning has gone on the radio and basically said that he's either drafting du bois or kachuk and thank god for that so we can feel reassured and happy how about that per se yes one can never tell donor to the show at old nick at megalode dork writes in is brent berns hold the old beards suits etc funny or obnoxious oh brent berns is the man yes but the whole beard suit thing is like that like a vosible shit that i hate so much yeah you know what i mean well like it's like uh the hipster guys with like the mac and warheckets big beards and like super tight suits yeah and you see them and they're all like motivational like memes and stuff yeah i hate all those things like uh cologne commercials yeah exactly i'm gonna say that uh if gee kachuk was to be drafted you know they always do nhl comparables in the draft yeah uh his current comparable would be golfer john daily let's see how he's like it oh wow oh he looks like john dale looks like he's wearing a barber smock yeah that's a fire out bipolar it's a little bit of big country to him right now yeah that's true too yeah uh at camber no camber guard writes in jusden how's your cat doing we covered that already uh on the mend um nick at ogy octothorip writes in does getting austin matthew's matter if the leaves will keep using dog shit goalies i'm thinking they trade for leton and at the draft i think they're gonna trade for one of the duck's goalies personally uh that's not a bad move yeah so they probably won't do it yeah i don't i mean i don't know but but this management core actually probably would yeah it seems like the ducks don't have room for both those guys there so and they also have another good achl if i'm not mistaken so so yeah we'll take one of those guys anderson or gibson i could see them dealing then rims deck possibly i like then rims deck but he's the guy i could see possibly going if they could get a good goalie piece yeah i'm really tired me too oh wrap it up in second ryan class i got ryan class whatever he says we're gonna wrap it up in a second it's like four more questions who's ruined their legacy more trevor linden or patrick wah slash josecakic well patrick wah had a shitty legacy to be younger yeah but they've won stuff so yeah well actually if that's the case then yeah they had for it they had further to fall because linden's never won anything yeah i think linden has ruined it more i yeah i was sakic i don't even think has really ruined it i think i think people look at wah more than sakic as though like they as much as i'd bemo in the fact that like the conox won't lean into a modern philosophy i feel like no team is more like firmly entrenched in an anti-analytics battle than the colorado avalanche which is pretty sad oh it's brutal uh so it's probably a tie yeah it's bad for sure but i also don't think enough people in colorado care yeah i think they still probably love ci like ryan is the last fan but he's not in colorado yeah exactly so i think for the most part uh i think linden more but people still love linden let's be honest uh parry mcguire based on the star's blues game if forced to pick between letin and or neemmy on your team who would you choose neemmy's a million and half cheaper yeah i guess i'd say neither and neemmy's want to cop and interview that yeah i mean if i was gonna get rid of ryan miller and plug one of those guys in the conox tandem for next season i'd probably pick neemmy yeah i like letin and though he seems like a nice guy yeah but uh whatever yeah pinder joe hall at pinder like i said four more questions i do actually have work early tomorrow just trying to pick all the people that donate because you know depending on the question's on oh they don't that's not one of the patreon perks if bennie is given a promotion fired upwards if you will does hockey dipshit still get his tattoo oh like if he becomes a scout or whatever that's not a promotion yeah i think he has to get fired officially yeah what if he became co-president that's kind of the only promotion you could get right yeah or owner oh my god uh as you're wearing your fire jim betting shirt only if he gets fired am i getting the tattoo okay i think keeping with the shirt yeah um that should do it final question no i said no i said oh my god every time we want it we instinctively know when it needs to end and jason doesn't would jason kill his cat and cold blood that funny fired and spies a trade and the answer is obviously no no now we're gonna answer yes yeah you would for sure he told us that in confidence yeah well his girlfriend already tried to kill him so now jason's got finished driving up with that she whipped it at the wall at the wall like a nerf football yeah absolutely you know the whistle when you throw it you know why his nose is bleeding because his face also hit the wall this is not funny yeah but you're laughing so bad oh that's very going for questions over mother exactly just a cat now we advance to everyone's favorite side which is me throwing the home stretch the cherry on top of our cynical sunday where we pick the things we like from the world at large one good thing he's a lot of people love each other the world will be a better place to live gentlemen what do you like this week well i was gonna do like a bit this week but like i want to do it well so i can savor to next week exactly two times so i'm gonna say my one good thing this week is a new game called into the gungeon it's like a rogue like shooter oh you're serious i thought you're still gonna actually do the bad even after saying no i actually i want to do it well like i said i want to kill a bit so we can save it till next week all right but yeah into the gungeon if you like games like nuclear throne which is i don't like i recommended but i should have because i've really fun game as well i thought you played it it looked like not fun like it looks really hard yeah it is i'm good at it cool cool bro yeah just so you guys know i should not have that i never beaten either of them because they're really fucking hard yeah dude that's great it's fun so those two games i'll recommend uh well okay well shit i wasn't okay i'll recommend music because i was gonna recommend the game you're gonna recommend the game no it's not a game i'm not a game i'm not a game i'm gonna do music okay uh so this i'm cheating i'm doing a joustin because there were legitimately uh like four unreal albums that came out last week so i'm not even gonna talk about them i'm just gonna say that they're all great mace six there's a very good day for albums i'm gonna recommend james blake to color in anything white lung paradise plants and animals waltzden from the rumbling and uh oh there was one more uh shit hold on i had this all in my head worked out and then i failed oh yeah in pity sex white hot moon all right i think i'm front of two of those artists they're great they're all those are all great albums and yeah they all came out on the same day last week mace six and uh it was a very good day for music indeed i think you surpassed me because i don't think i've ever recommended four things yeah i know stepped it up i just recommended mace six that was it so it was one thing but it just happened to be four things okay well i am going to also recommend that one which people got a taste of at the end of last week's episode i thought it would be fitting to uh slap a track on there that said how can you lose something you never had to begin with in reference to austin matthew i thought it would have been good to end with like rem everybody hurts i thought you're gonna do uh but the band is novel euro i think i think that's how you say it's or novelero i would think it's spanish so novel euro they're from winnipeg yeah they don't pronounce it like that canadian bear is definitely novelero um and i don't i think they may have only had like two albums ever they definitely have broken up which is very sad because they were so good uh this is a 2005 record that i listen to a lot in the university it's called aim right for the holes in their lives and uh it's not like very uh no it's kind of like upbeat the lyrics are not the lyrics are not upbeat but the music is very uh they've got a brass section so there's like horns in every single track and yeah just a great canadian band who put out like one amazing record and then disappeared forever so i got brass section i got a brass section too my balls you like that song that closed out this so last week you might enjoy the whole album because i've been listening to a lot of last two weeks and with that that will do it for this week's episode our roommate is chris adam our intern is seek geek promo code real good i'm trusted more set jon kolan be real be good be real good time as pojis threw me out of a truck i thought it was gonna be rob 8 5 3 5 it's a 5 3 5 it's not 8 5 3 5 8 5 3 5 8 5 3 5 just because you'll probably need it at some point so it's important that you know what it's called it's really nice actually let's get top echo yeah top echo i wanna get top echo that's what the theme song was right no okay let's see when this is a bad boy it's five oh yeah november 2014 did it actually you know what i think it just means it doesn't work as well right just like burn well i will see if you end up with a red patch tomorrow morning then um it's probably a good thing i didn't put that dormer cream on though especially after reading on some of these people's horrible skin i used i could have used some of this after Thomas would use threw me out of a truck let's get real with staphan sounds that sounds good