#46 The Sermon on the Mount Part 1

Welcome to the mountaintop, y’all—where Jesus is preaching, April’s preaching, and someone’s preaching about our water bottles. In this episode, we dive into the first six verses of Matthew 5, breaking down the Beatitudes like the Bible nerds we are. We unpack what it really means to be poor in spirit, mourning, meek, and hungry for righteousness—all while trying to stay on track despite an epic rabbit trail about emotional support hydro flasks. April hits us with one of her classic parables (this one may involve snacks and obedience), and someone (we’re not naming names) boldly declares that we’re all brats—which, fair. But at least we’re brats for Jesus.It’s sassy, it’s Spirit-filled, and it’ll make you laugh and repent—sometimes at the same time. Whether you’re sipping from a Stanley or dragging your Walmart cup around like a disciple, this episode is for you. We’re setting the stage for one of the most powerful sermons Jesus ever gave—and trust us, this mountain’s just getting started. Grab your Bibles, your water bottles, and maybe a snack—because The Bible Thumpers are back, and we’ve got questions, commentary, and holy sass to spare.