#468: Buffets, Bicyclists & 5 Questions | OBB Benched | Asthmatic Geese

Instead of gambling QBs, recruitment culture or FSU failures... we're talking about nuts, taller boys, cyclists and spankings... welcome to OBB Benched!Tom Brady launched a coconut water brand called Good Nut, and the boys are not buying the bit. Peyton Manning could pull this off. Brady cannot. That's settled law.Coors Light dropped a taller boy — literally three cans in one — for the World Cup. The guys love the concept and immediately talk themselves out of it because by the time you get to the third beer in that thing, it's warm backwash. The Silver Bazooka, they called it.A viral German tourist has been documenting America for the first time and found Buc-ee's. He's leaving in a few weeks and will need medical attention. Also: the Naked Gun rabbit hole, Enrico Palazzo, and why cyclists in matching spandex are basically a tactical infantry unit invading your commute.From there it's a full five-question spiral: Did millennials figure out that spanking worked all along? What does your job train you to notice that you can't stop noticing? Who does the whole world love that you just... don't? (Jerry Seinfeld. George Clooney. The entire British Royal Family.) Bro code rules women don't know exist, including the firehouse alibi system and the guy with a secret Kelly day for seven years. And the moment you realized someone was genuinely scary smart — Elon putting data centers in orbit and Sean McVay's eidetic memory.Subscribe → orangebowlboys.com#OBBBenched #OrangeBowlBoys #Benched #TomBrady #GoodNut #CoorsLight #TallerBoy #WorldCup #FloridaMan #GoldenCorral #Cyclists #BroCode #FiveQuestions #ElonMusk #SeanMcVay #Podcast #CommenterPodcast #FunnyPodcast OBB Benched is the offseason, off-topic companion show to Orange Bowl Boys, where no subject is off-limits and nothing is safe.00:00 – Cold open: nuts, taller boys, cyclists & spankings00:30 – Tom Brady's Good Nut coconut water brand02:30 – Why Peyton Manning could pull this off and Brady can't03:00 – Coors Light Taller Boy: the Wembanyama of beers04:30 – German tourist discovers Buc-ee's and American food06:30 – Naked Gun / Enrico Palazzo rabbit hole08:00 – Cyclists in spandex: the rant11:30 – The spanking study: millennials coming back around13:00 – Worst whooping you ever caught from your parents19:30 – Florida Man Randy McCall: 9 hours at Golden Corral25:00 – Five Questions begin25:00 – Q1: Something everyone secretly does but won't admit27:00 – Q2: What does your job train you to notice?30:30 – Q3: Who does the whole world love that you don't?34:30 – Q4: Bro code rules women don't know exist38:30 – Q5: The moment you realized someone was insanely smart41:30 – Episode naming session43:00 – Sign offOBB Benched, Episode 468 is presented by Paul Bange Roofing, Rapid Auto Lease, and BeatinTheBookie.com. Roofing issues? From repairs to replacements, residential to commercial, just give Paul a call! Whether It's 561,954 or 305 -just call 981-ROOF. Or visit paulbangeroofing.com! Car shopping? Call Drew at Rapid Auto Lease: 954-931-6912. From new leases to purchases, they will negotiate to get you the best price available - and cars are delivered right to your front door! It's hassle-free car shopping without having to step in a dealership. Start shopping at rapidautolease.com. orangebowlboys.com | GET YOUR OBB MERCH at aboutthefans.com/collections/orange-bowl-boys! We've got shirts, hats and tons more to rep your favorite Miami podcast!Orange Bowl Boys are owned by OBB Media Inc. and produced by Jenners Multimedia. You can visit us online at www.orangebowlboys.com. Copyright 2026.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy