Well, you know, well, it was just the last time I'm dead and the agenda that I have to bring in constantly stuff. Hey, really? What? I was gonna say you were going off on a rant about Sam Elliott before we started.
Well, it wasn't necessarily a rant, but I just end up quoting James Adomian doing Sam Elliott. Um, and then we literally like was walking into my bedroom to get dressed and it was not in my... It wasn't like a thought process I had. It wasn't in your peripheries?
No, it wasn't anything else. Think about it. I just like, just out loud. Out loud!
That's what... Namaste, mama. Namaste. And then we're really going, soy.
What's the branch? Yeah, plates. It's what's dinner's on. I just love the phrase of that, like plates.
It's what's dinner's on. Like, it's all grammatically correct, but it just sounds like they'd be perfect for a snake to say. Or cover commander. Or ca.
If you want to bring it back to James Adomian. So, now I'm thinking of the, uh, the, uh, Sphinx episode of The Venture Brothers when the original Sphinx come back and try and take over again. Yeah. And they have him stalking the leader of Sphinx, stalking his ex-wife's house.
Mm-hmm. And he still talks with the list all the time. Yeah. No.
And he's stalking the Baroness who's shacked up with Deathstroke. It's an analogy. I don't remember what their names were. No, I think it was like Sphinx commander though.
I mean, it wasn't too far off from cover commander. And then the green name Baroness Destiny is okay. Right. Yes.
You know what? You're actually just looking up the early next. Okay. It's really to the point where I just need to get online and I need to get all the seasons and just re-watch them because I've forgotten so much from the last quote of the season.
Like I said, I just lent Tony seasons two, three, and four, one, two. So he can go back and watch them all. Yeah. I guess like, yeah.
I guess it was only three and four, one, I guess I could see two right there. Like I said, my season one has been lent out for like the last few years, probably after that. But my thing is like, it became fairly convoluted the last probably last season at least. The season opens with Brock getting, uh, Helter's head stuck in them.
That would be for work, yeah. Yeah. And then they started kind of, they were like, well, let's do like, before started out with the non, uh, neurologically correct. Oh, God, that was so great.
The CGI with the CGC grading. Yeah. I love, I love that mechanic. I loved it.
Um, especially because you don't quite know what it means until the end. You're like, Oh, and yes, I'm very well at Marvel Comics number one for experience. I'm going to talk about even torture not that's where it was passed down from what it needs. He asked like, like, fuck it Indiana Jones.
What if I can found it? I love it. But that's when you do see is a 20, 20, what is this? No, it's a 24.
Well, that's a box. 21. Yeah, when you see 21 kind of come into his own and become a badass. Yes, because you had a lot of journeys.
Small land, large throughout that series. And I see some two with a giant. The end of the next series when he's back with the Monarch and doctor misses the Monarch. But it did correct me up.
They were basically moving into the high club house at the end of that because, uh, hatred acts or hatred blew up the, uh, the cocoon thinking that venture was dead, doctor venture, by the way, and it ran through their house and a couple of things. They're several. It was like, it was a separate club, now. I was gonna say they lived in the gated community in Malice.
Well, you know that's what that's referenced. Yes. Yeah, I'm called Malice by the jam Look him up mother fuckers. They're awesome.
That's extra funny I had actually almost heated argument with somebody last night about how much I hate Rege But how okay I am with Scott like I always want to listen to the business and the specials I should go fuck yourself Rege. Well, I'll go to some stuff like all the two-ton madness the jam that you must be kind of that Specials I said the business I don't mind. I mean I've gone away from stock or witches and stuff like less than Jake and The boss times I love the boss times I was never huge and was just one of those things any time anybody tries to make you listen to the very Yeah, I'm like nope. Yeah, I'm a big rigor at all You can't hear it in my head, but I had a kind of a sidebar conversation.
No, you're fine And just you know I find my uh, we can handle shirt Just I thought I don't it's to my closet. I don't know how I looked it over I think I just thought it was the plane back black shirt that I was wearing I think it was just the light didn't hit it just right I was like I didn't see the design on it I almost wore it, but I'm going to show later tonight and I didn't want to wear anything where I might look fat Oh lord, oh Yes, and I wait on a side note speaking of things that are piked through my headphones into my brain On the side of the bunch of brothers I do highly recommend the new Douglas movies with James or maniac Yeah, because Daddy's venture is dangerously close to his real voice It's one of those where like he's talking and I'm like, I don't need it I'm not gonna be confused on who's talking because it's like John ham James or maniac and like someone else It's really funny is that every time somebody says his whole name I had Nick Clayton's when I was in high school was named was bad. Yes, and everybody called it tad tad I was gonna say so I'm just waiting for him to try to be known as tad better No, I knew a fat. He's not a great guy.
I know well. He said it's nice. Yes My nickname for the that I don't like is a fattel filler. Yes, I was gonna say this is how I think it's rather tad and nut shell They once caught him doing that but like the devil horns that you lick and then straighten your eyebrows and then giving himself the two guns in the mirror with a smile Hang on a sec.
Yeah in the mirror with smile that's even Wow, that's gonna come into that's gonna come into play come social contract. I'm sure So guys musical bring up lately There were there was a song I mentioned last week that I played for Deb called some time on green jelly for some strange reason That's like your head I think I'm not sure what I'm not sure what country brother green jello or green jelly for the legal reasons Which I think I said something last week, but I played a house meet teenage rave Which was I was the song like it stuck in my head between that electric hardly house of love off the serial killer soundtrack And so I played that for you thoughts Weird turns Which he throws up he does like that weird coughing somewhere I'm like I've never made that sound However what bothers me is that he was obviously still on the wheel when he was throwing up and the vomiting sound at the same distance away They stop to be okay, so yeah, there is no like reciprocal stereo sound Drunks slash people who are into it Well, you've read that what is it that it's one of the in the mean times from giant of the homesteadal maniac Yeah, when we he goes if I ever made a movie did you read that one? Well, you go if I ever made a movie and he talks about like everything you put in the movie and how like the dinosaur eats the kid for a Long time. Oh, yeah, and he's walking the doors and yeah, yeah, and he's got the part where The two main characters despite one knowing each other for like a day fall in love and have sex and how it's like Oh, and then alien gave you a virus like just to cut a baby I mean do it and it cuts to them in bed like you know the guy those hands behind his head and that they're covered in like vomit And he's like was it good for you?
It's good for me or whatever dumb he'll be shaking your eyes and the sex scenes I was like someone stirring a very saucy ball of macaroni cheese for 16 minutes or something for And it's like yeah, once again like crap that this tattoo into my mind to like die I actually managed to form the girl using John the homesteadal maniac We know dating so said try this to ease delicious, which is when squeezed in the institution I'm sorry is that the rapper is that the man? Can't Yeah, many years back when she was dating this guy went in kelp ants the first one met him he was wearing a kelp Rick pants This is also when I was so clever that I kind of just more get I went oh big M little organ That douche I was a dick still a well. I don't like the term dick. I prefer bastard We're a lot more self-aware now, so it's yeah I'm the very abusive equivalent of skydnet Baby Where People can see my hand during that so it was the plastic Like a fast-out face staring at you.
Oh god pink cake. I'm from the goddamn stuff nothing terrifying Why and it's Louisiana gets home state what I was to be the source of nightmares that aren't a gremlins to Sorry, I actually looked up when the brain gremlin inject himself with the spider stuff in gremlins to became a super hyper intelligence spider gremlin I'm like well fuck you sleep Thank you for the addition though Well, I was just wondering what the name of it I was wondering what that the name of the gremlin was in gremlins to because it's like in the In the first one so I believe that this is like mohawk or like brain gremlin in the second one So the second song we're actually going to try to keep on topic it does music green apparently is right now Dada's Disney land D I Z K and E land. I'm just for legal reasons Was it a cult hit in the 90s back when it's part of my brain like if somebody says, you know, I just ran away from home now Yeah, I'm sorry here in the melody Shut my gun to the night. Just I'll get my die.
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Oh, what do they do after you passed away? They get a giant pancake of his memory Oh, you just imagine Michael's type to get a giant pancake Well played I was gonna go down the road. That's a hipster back tattoo, but Better there's a fucking fly in the apartment that the cat is stalking and it's driving me fucking crazy The cat the fly oh the fact that you're that old lady If you saw the flag of the 12th spider Anyways She's just Agnes McGill okay Random one on here, you know what? I'm glad we actually have this set for every Saturday cuz I swear to god sometimes I'm so busy The fucking work and so it's also about to get home you coming over is the only reason to back you Back in the dark days I used to reward myself with whiskey because I don't like vacuuming so much online back to me It's just a time factor in case you're wondering the catch walked across the keyboard and I suddenly thought hey This is how the comfort is what?
The cat walked across the keyboard like I it's based on science Your race will certainly not the internet got sucked in cyberspace You guys are building crazy such a lunatic So you apparently spent Easter watching orphan black yeah, we're segue up for I'm just trying to move on I know Let's go what is it questicles? Well get to a questicles is that the actual word a questicles either the name or the name of what happens? You know talk about questicles a minute. Yes, that's the actual word questicles Something is saying to where to say corresponds Oh Lord so I spent all of Easter as Not religious people do watching the DC my pickup I slung through the entire first season of orphan black in the first episode of the second season I like it I I don't quite get the obsession That certain people have I know people could say that about things I like were too But why are you obsessed with this and that I don't get you know, it's like I like it I'm not you know, I'm gonna get the obsession.
Okay. I will say it's incredibly impressive that you know the premise Basically what happens the first I'm not spoiling anything or I'm good because it's on the second season So I've never seen it. I'll give you kind of the pitch the elevator pitch of it basically this Kind of British immigrant to Canada which should be five episodes to figure out. It was set in Canada is on this like train platform and See a woman jump to her death in front of a train They kind of lock eyes and you realize they're identical and then she's like whoa What the fuck like it looks like my dental twin just came to suicide and she grabs her purse and kind of assumes her identity I'm hoping to con people you should feel like a nice flat You know in a decent life And it turns out there's this whole conspiracy that there are a series of clones They're working to figure out like why their clones how they were cloned the whole thing And it's really impressive that I can't remember anything I've touched you on this something Please all of the club.
Oh my god Trump. You're not gonna hell off Did he get it? So the cats on epic quest So really it's it's like some of her clones one is like a like a hippie pot smoking Like phd phd phd She's in school phd. No, well, it's not masters.
No, she's Pichy candidate in in what's like evo divo, which is evolutionary development. There's one that evo divo We are not evo we are deep And there's one that's I got uptight kind of soccer mom There's the main character who is kind of a grifting of British one and she plays all these different parts It's really for a range of it's really impressive plus technologically to film it and do all the composite stuff is amazing I don't quite get the obsession, but it's like the parrot wrap on correct. Yeah, what was I boo? That's like that's like well, you should it's my side I like I'm gonna continue watching it.
It's intriguing on a Kind of intellectual level of you know where it is kind of like science starting to stop like it's what is it? What is patent? I'll say a science. It's all about shoulda not coulda.
Yeah And the kind of the face of this it's called neolution Where it's like kind of a targeted evolution is a Species that prerogative it's a right. It's a privilege that we evolve the way you want is led by Matthew fewer Who you would remember next headroom? And he's awesome in it. There's a guy with a tail who looks like an lizard.
Oh and the clones are being killed off by a religious insane zealot Climb who keeps cutting herself on our back to form like angel wings Yeah, like it's fucking like everything was saying sounds fucking crazy and it is and I now just seeing why people can get upset Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, cuz it's fucking insane. You want to talk about a quest to close down? Who doesn't want to talk about horse balls? So I told you to watch the very specific episode of Bob's oh, okay, so in this episode Tina was the oldest daughter Let's this very specific show called the quest for knots, which is obviously supposed to be my little ponies And she goes to a convention not realizing it's an all-male admirer convention who like to call themselves the equestacles So the bronies they're told you want me to watch it also because it's fucking hilarious Paula Tovkin's fucking character in it.
I almost be myself laughing Okay, however apart that maybe think about what you're saying. Yeah, the part that made me think of you There's a part a little later on where I'm Tina gets a very specific toy collectible stolen from her because it has a defect on it Okay, which means It has quote major cable toe Major cable toe? Exactly But Bob goes undercover me questicles to try and get it back. Yeah, yeah So Tina gives him all of this stuff to study John Benjamin and a Brody convention stop you happy that No, it's funny.
I'm telling him all I'm taking some all of this stuff to study and she accidentally slips in one of her I like friend visions and so she realizes that just like oh my god Yeah, when she starts screaming not canonical, I'm like, okay I already wanted to watch this but now that she said non canonical about 20 times and they made a nautical joke You can see not a cool you have to fucking watch this episode. I'll actually find it later Yeah, well, this is good as I'll try to find it But I think we're gonna have to start what you know, you look at the canyon. Nope fine No, I'm I'm I bawling a audio input, okay We get a micha micha work with us. Are we good?
Are we in the bar department? How many bars you got? Okay, we're gonna have the bar department. So I'm just I'm all in the bar department So we're gonna start using the first non-canonical I'm not gonna say not can anymore.
We're gonna say no I'm canonical Only if we can explain things that become canon as What was it super polite to do was it time punches? You literally punched the time continuum and effective change from outside of our universe And that's how certain things happen to be said that literally I'd explain shit that like yeah This otherworldly super blows punchin get into our universe It's that ripples and fuck shit up, and that's how we're just gonna explain all the crap that doesn't make any sense on our universe Time punches time punches Not canonical I don't know I can say that over again They were a bunch Oh Lord, yes, there were Oh It might even be clicking in a second. I'm just trying to get stuff off money Well, oh, and we're not doing that one right so we're gonna wait We're gonna wait on community so you can see it Let's go I was gonna say I was about to go that's not really familiar. I'll wrap up.
Don't be on the watches it. Let's start with justify It's oh god if you binge it you'll binge it is the best way to watch I love watching it week, but I fell behind like binge watch the last four episodes of season 5 And I was like I'm so glad I did since it's like oh, okay I mean the season the last season was a lot of like that guy versus that guy and Rayland given some encounter was really Yeah, like it was fucking awesome and Walter Goggins. You need every award in the book. We're playing point Crowder I took a picture of off the show to you.
You won't get it. They don't watch it, but uh someone did a If boy crowder Walter Goggins was justified cameo on Game of Thrones, and it's all like now I don't know about dragons Khaleesi, but I doubt they're in a match for like Uncle Johnny's under the table good Like it's and if you watch that's what you can hear boy dragon head don't Khaleesi you know like yep That's how it sounds and it's written phonetically. Oh, it's perfect. Um That drago tor Averwoody did it from behind or whatever it was Um, it was really two to six in from the first season.
Um, I'm trying to get in thrones with rape or I'm sorry incest worse Did you read about this that uh in the book apparently there was a sex scene after Character dies muckus a hoe. I don't know about spoilers Like it's the books around I really can't spoil it. I guess he's gonna prefer well, you know that uh Cersei and who's a brother? Um, Jamie.
Jamie. Thank you Uh have sex. I've read for yeah, but when after um, uh, uh, jockery does yeah the quote unquote purple way God, I'm satisfying books. Well, what isn't satisfying is that Apparently in the books Cersei kind of thought off Jamie and then went oh, okay put it in me.
Um, whereas in the show it was a bit more rapey How do you make incest worse? Right? Right. Oh, it seems like a rape death Um, so anyway, uh, justified season five ended uh, we're coming up on season six of the last season according to gram yost and a showrunner gram yost and uh, And to the elephant, um I'm excited because really the first season started with railing givens versus boy crowder and it kind of grew out from there and how All these other people come in and out of kentucky and in harlin county and the season ends with we're gonna take down boy crowder His figure prince have been on all over everything for the last five seasons Yeah, and it seems that you know kind of a web of spies is emerging and you're like, oh shit Like where does the loyalty lie on this person that person?
Um, and the fact that you know, I would say logically it makes sense that railing would kill Boy when left without a choice that he'll be put in a position where he has to kill boy That's just the way like it's what it looks like. That's the way it has to end whether i'm happy with that or not That's a long story because I love a boy crowder's character. Oh so much So, um, I'm excited for the next last Last season of justified, but the family ended with like kind of a Oh Ooh, like where do those where those loisies lie? So it ought to be very interesting with a crowd with So match well cousin johnny go to the table Speaking of guns the archer finale as well.
Yay. They did not do our favorite teaser that we wanted them to do They didn't accidentally They last Don't afford to have seen I just want to know how he accidentally invaded loud especially I don't know how caught up you are but the fact that uh cereal becomes the presidente of send marco's Like I was like, oh, that's how they're gonna do it like he's gonna invade louds for some strange reason Uh, or they're gonna have to you know, that was the one we talked about this. That was the one stinger, uh, on the kind of the season Season to come that we were like wait what like okay tigers drugs All this nonsense but invading louds. I think I accidentally invaded louds.
Um, you have all the quicker clones And we don't know if pre-regan actions survive or not Maybe he's off with pigly one two three and four and totally oh goly Okay, um pick would be caught deaf americans Pigly jokes and all the boys and result jumps are just it's like What is now he said something this is like shut up on a hitler. It's like well, um It ends with a baby Yeah, well, I mean that's what the whole season was kind of leading up to was lana fop and that get out and I I don't know if I'll go back and listen to it, but I believe I call the father Okay, um now I didn't call the father How it happened? It is our sister okay Um, basically they they call it all the way back to season two where they say Um remember when your mother wanted to get a bit sick to me if it's one to freeze from your sperm I got that square man. Why don't you wear a vasectomy?
Um That was a score kill episode with a weird The weird sex wasn't it because that was like how he's gonna like You know, they're gonna pay for the vasectomy but like well, it was gonna get a new kitchen No, because he wanted to redo his kitchen too because it looked quite Mexican for housey Because he got knocked and they kept knocking up and ate mhm. He's their archer. I had the problem Yes, I was you want to be where I got him Like I said, yes, that was the episode where they ended up in the two man three way they got really dark Boop prints on the wall, um, he was supposed to set up the chocolate fountain Crazy, uh So it ends with really enough. I didn't see a whole lot of noise on twitter about what's the baby?
What's a ab-abaging? It's ab-a-jean? Abigail plus gene. I'm not that I don't know And I don't know if like uh I'm just a lotta- if um- lotta- lotta- lotta- If uh, I used to Tyler had some kind of input on that or I'd yeah, I have no idea Um But it is it is indeed I thought they would start to kind of have that like is it serials?
Is it orgers? You know and again, who wanted to talk about you? You remember the time it's second you thought you were dying of cancer. I was like, I fucking call it a archer It's actually one I thought she was gonna.
Yeah, um But it seems that archer like as this weird moment where he kind of blanks out of them kind of comes to and goes That is what couple of the comasters say of me from Johnny when we like went from space So you kind of this weird like his brain just broke like being in front of that baby and yeah Yeah, we'll see if he had a reset or not type of thing or if he kind of- You can actually be Spanish like this like you're- No, but I don't think he'll come back on buff burgers, which by the way was the greatest second greatest crossover that season Fucking sea lab with John Hamm has kept the Murphy. What do you think would get crushed by a soda machine? Doesn't he? It's not be about cold, but I think he doesn't crush by a soda machine I was talking about sea lab recently and I can't remember what I was talking about in sea lab.
You want the mustache on or off? It was not that too bad too bad too bad. That baby better keep his hands on my stash. What?
My mustache. Oh, this is the episode where Captain Murphy starts the communist regime in sea lab and uh, Debbie- I don't know what I was thinking about. We're talking about how emcee christ is married now. Did I imagine- That's so personal.
I was gonna say I was imagining being married to emce christ would probably be a lot like being married to ash and what the fuck would that be like? Hash one sex. Exactly. Exactly.
Wasn't that the one where the- like he becomes the one because it was like a fan written? It was something like- No, Hash one sex was Debbie's half the baby. Um. But you know, like I said, it was like I imagine being married to emcee christ would be a lot like being- Hash one sex.
Being married to- Hash one sex. Yeah, see? Isn't that like a radioactive hash with them? Oh, I'm a hawk in the base on his chest.
Don't remember. Oh, there's so much good stuff in sea lab. Underneath the water. See, like the other thing I'm starting to think of songs from the subject.
No, if you're looking for me, you better look under the sea. Yeah. I know about Callamine. That's the name of the band.
He needs a Callamine Lotion. I know but he doesn't poison any. C-A-L-A-M-I-A-M-I-M-I-A-M-I-N-I. Yeah.
Yeah, no. It's- I had a ringtone. It's- And we didn't have it the last week by ringtone, it's totally my bow-e ringtone from my father's uncle's. Where it says receiving transmission from the data-based space nipples- It's really antenna.
Yeah. Can you pay me? Uh, also. Because of recently- Because I'm totally addicted to sea lab.
Yeah, because of restarting, I now refer people to the- I refer to the Clinton people office that he had been here before. Which is because I was actually just listening to a restarting on the new Nerdist and I didn't know he wouldn't like jokes about like being an adventurer. That's fucking true He claims he's fucking crazy. He climbed Mount Calendara.
It was for like a benefit BBC thing or New Zealand, but I mean Clung it We'll what about if you could include I don't get out so But I've sort through Gotham City for countless hours I never get fucking anything done all that's starting to change so that's already kind of come out of the other side of my question So I'm actually motivated to do things like just get work fucking screwed and walk away You find unfortunately the non-term turns back on his Netflix account Mm-hmm, which is my Netflix account And now I really never get anything done because I have a great Netflix spot right in my bed and in the bathroom So I can just spend like all fucking day watching Netflix in bed sleeping clipping in that book Yeah Yeah The thing with the day is none sequiturs Yeah, I told you my poor name is 30-second or dirty segue upward pause people can't see my face right now unfortunately Dirty segue you sound like a guy that always walks in of the two girls making out and has the jointed They're like oh, I was just here to install the cable but I was actually thinking about gross dude running a naked gross dude running segue And slapping the breeze Using a squirt him as a sale so arrow Speaking of scrums up to see arrow You imagine that like he does all that working out for arrow and then like she runs her hands over his like glisten chisel body To produce that baby and then at some point he's just gonna be like well that shows over so I'm just gonna slob out for like a month Yeah, and she's like now now now now Keep doing the weird like chin pull up things or the bar pull it True I told someone I would break up with a boss up finger and that's fairly significant Well one of us here is being a relationship for really long time and that's a good thing Look at how you said a version for a long time and one of us has been single dot dot dot trail off What's not talking about the time frame on that one? So well not a season finale per se I believe it was Greg No, it was a market that I'm a good person on Twitter that basically The season finale for Arrow is so massive They're it's the last four episodes like it's effectively a movie like that another very good at a building thanks to Excellent piece and you've come to arrow. I think enough, but I can I'm gonna spoil it What do you think it's a weird um Let's talk about the fact that Slade is effectively connecting tire queen family. Okay, they're in a field.
We've had this word picture for you They're in a field all over his tied up and there's Slade behind Myra and Theo with a gun going who do you choose? Like shadow and Sarah Now my wrist ends up says none of my children will die tonight take me the kids are screaming no no no And Slade says like you got struck like you got strength I wish your son did on that island and at which point the admirer suddenly go wait you're on the island Slade blurs the gun and you're like everything's gonna be okay for a split second first one second cuz then as I know desk Roke it's one of swords kills Myra and she's gaining on blood for mayor. I Rarely say the initials OMG I had to because I need to do abbreviate everything for the show Shit just got real the gravity of which I'm speaking about this you know like I watched and I was acting a lot like oh oh shit like that I need to pause like that just happened like I oh wow and then the It's like my dad and well credits and I'm like Yeah, this would really be the drawback to watching it week to week with error I don't I don't tend to lose track of what's going on. It's just I'm like I want to know it's gonna happen Yeah So there's there's that fucking arrow man shit got real So now that we live in a state that has Recreational building marijuana there's a whole new series of SAs on TV Or you know just basically you know adds about warning things the thing is they're just so fucking stupid And the first one I saw is the group of people outside and the guy trying to light this grill for what feels like five fucking minutes And then realizes that there's no propane up to the grill and the warning is you know smoking marijuana is now legal But it's still not legal to drive the procurement you forgot What's what basically saying it's not legal to drive out of the influence yeah the context yeah the second one's even worse The second one I saw as this picture of a guy It looks like he's got like duct tape and a few nails and things around him It pulls back to reveal that he's just finished installing his big new flat screen on the wall and then it falls and breaks And the ad is smoking water marijuana is not legal, but it's not legal to drive pick up the new flats We pick up a new flat screen.
How stupid do you think people are? Just because they got a little high means they're gonna try to duct tape the flat screen to the wall one And then go drive to anyone you're gonna get way like going to throw to the dogs Um You get high and leave the house No, no, no I did some pot. I don't think I would ever gone let's install something to a wall At barbecues But Like why would you shut the top of the grill and let the fumes build up before you try to light it or make sure the propane's turned on You know what I mean? You don't want to check to make sure you have the things that you need No, given I would love to see a stone or trying to buy propane.
Um, I Need a tank of dance. I got nothing. I lost it But I did get to my stoner friends my stoner coworkers talk about a band called moon honey and They're like, oh man moon honey. I put that on toast and I'm like Things that these stories were talked about Having moon bees I'm like B's And how the cruise kept dying trying to get the honey for the professor the queen Because I know yeah, what is it?
Fry sacrifice himself one of the big Clean and I took a jar of oil jelly, which she takes like salve her broken heart Yeah The thing about right through him to her but Oh Sweetest way to save her but uh my favorite one is when uh, so many Viva's the voice of the ship and he gives her the oxygen. That's right and he coughs up the Valentine's day Can't it said you take my breath away like I'm just like, oh I'm gonna cry thinking about Friday little from here. I really am so emotionally vested in their relationship with ridiculous It's a projection shot. Don't judge me.
No judges. You started saying that to what? What's from uh, I started doing back all my friends. No judges.
No judges. Yeah, I think it takes people that too where I'm like, hey, no judges like Oh, I'm talking about the deal wars. I don't know guys in the pickle fights. No judges Choose a choosing a jason a posey character.
You should have a pickle up their ass. Their movement is hard for The Game It's basically that angry looking pickle from the bag of pickles at 7-11 versus the of the waxx stork Are there any other pickle mascots? And some of them would probably happen in Louisiana I Know I Know No I thought We have one last thing on our way before we skip to our closing statements I'll try to keep this short because I know I have like a series of sub-bullet like I learned a sub-related on this one So I recently relatched the Avengers. Yeah, I've been on kind of a marble movie kick since Winter Soldier.
Yeah, like I've been kind of refreshing my memory. I watched Iron Man 2 which I still love I will probably watch Iron Man 3 soon. But I re-watch the Avengers because it's fun And there are a few things I want to talk about Deb is not the room right now And I'm to keep talking but I'd like to hear her reaction a few of these things It's much to talk about much. I like the marble movies.
I think they're great I think these things have taken a page out of their book especially with what's going on with the whole work and tells Superman versus Batman Where you've got you know a casting for one woman Superman Batman Cyborg is gonna make a cameo. That's a huge thing. Like why don't they just call it Justice League 0.5 like don't make it Justice League But kind of a Justice League precursor. Take a fucking page out of that book DC So another time I DC Zack Snyder ranked And really no pull a school bus out of a river way to put a fine point on that one day Just like Jesus So I watch the Avengers again, and there are a few things that I wanted to bring up one because I want you to room for this This is the movie that starts the end.
I just got really angry. This is the movie that begins the as guardian those aliens This is it. This is when Thor of scones with Logan. I took what's up on dam Um because my irritation this transcends the show to other shows now Thor of scone to Loki.
There's a great scene like you know, listen about brother and then Iron Man smacks I'm in you know, Loki's like I'm listening. Um, Tom Middleston is just amazing as Loki. Yeah, I'll left her We all know we all have a rookie Um, now there's a Thor one. Oh my god.
We're a rookie. It's a rookie L E R K I Lurky of if I were to spell it in the meme So anyway, I think there's a simple I don't want So Thor just comes to Loki I'm gonna go after him captain america. So I was way out of the plane. We're really wearing a parachute which they keep making references in captain america and Captain america too that he doesn't ever wear a parachute like and they're like gonna bet he grabs a parachute I'm like, well, that's inconsistent, but okay, I look out of here and I'm gonna notice this crap And black bill says this one where she goes these guys are tough cap They're basically gods and I'm like, yes, there's only one dog man.
He doesn't dress like that one Way to not be do it captain america. Um, he's been in fire. He doesn't know about the moon goddess. That wasn't on his list Um, he's we haven't talked about captain america's list Oh god, nirvana, thanks band rocky come up rocky to question.
Um, and they changed it for different countries It was really interesting. But anyway, um, so once again, this kind of starts level like the Asgardians aren't gods Okay, don't refer to them like they're almost gods They're gods god literally god dammit or dammit They're gods. They're as guardian gods. I'm sick of this alien bullshit second.
I'm so angry at avengers right now. I love that movie second Um when the first couple of violets come out of the space portal right and everyone has their fucking faces glued to windows To watch the avengers fight the aliens. No, I would not down that even on that point tornado hurricane earthquake first thing you do Go away from windows alien invasion. Let's press our fucking faces and glasses of her moron kids Doing a little blowfish fucking thing and then the little vibes and like tail up comes down because the whole punches is always angry Which is awesome And they're all like I'm like, what's it?
You're fucking thing was gonna happen You're a window and you're all dead by the way. I don't get a movie magic that shit. I'll fucking shred it The building of class. I think they figured they figured out online that um, so many people that the amount of uh, uh, Poverty damage in avengers was like a 1.7 billion dollars Smashing caddy caddy And the sad part is grittlesing the cat did not get the fly It's still hunting Mm-hmm Despite him being under alien control, which i'm still trying to figure out because uh, lookie poky stick is the space gym Don't wonder how you got my control out of that, but um Harka is a fucking badass.
Like what kind of shit son human black would open like the humans on the team Don't tell you what like go try the avengers Well, that's what i'm saying like There's a bone arrow Um, he effectively takes out an engine on the halo carrier. This is pretty I know the new harry kelle carrier and I believe Kevin rickett to at that start tech ark reactor repulsor tech tech Um, that's it twice nowhere about it. Um Tech tech But he took out like an engine on the halo carrier Uh got a virus on to that with that little usb arrow which i would love um He like when he's free of the fucking um when he's friend jittari Like he literally is like well. I've been like my position is compromised jumps off a building with one arrow left Boom grappling arrows swings in kicks the window out and it's still just fucking such stabbing aliens with fucking arrows Harka is a goddamn badass.
I don't care if you play the retard in fucking uh the boring reboot Harka is a badass I'm pro harka Well, but everyone's like a wool ironichord the suit kept america's a right ranger like Well, really? I mean iron man's right he goes everything Everything you are who came out of a test tube. He's not wrong I can't they're actually lost powers for a while i turn hailing fumes from a methyl out because it interacted like the serum in his blood implying it was a drug Then he wore armor and it was stupid. But anyway No, well, no i was gonna go on i kept an america but still range but They can't wait for my trip internet told me i'm wrong corrections to our events super quick Yep, uh son of that name was drawn by andy coubert i could never do is andy or adam uh and It was soul drain not soul drain soul drain dragon I I prefer ours Because i just imagine they summit as it's the soul drain dragon.
Um, which is why i start hearing solid gold So You see, uh, you know, because you're not on social media i did uh when i shared, um When i shared the no applause, um link from the bac and podcast uh, facebook page i always write kind of a little like a side That i don't dot dot in which jimmy uses a dick move And as well as like yeah, i almost have to wait i'm sorry i thought like the end of the episode i get the reference Um the thing with dam this week where it's like oh whatever it's at the end of the episode i'm really sorry They have to wait to hear it when i say in which i become an orange lantern more please um Yeah, dick move jimmy I love i would love to see them like just summon a just a shitty fucking toll booth operator who just looks at the red So like a like not even their eye like not like maliciously but like Uh, i'm here now. I was just a long island. He was assholes Do you know what i'm gonna get back from probably gonna stop me again from where i am japan or neo-toki or wherever it is Like, oh jesus. She never signed up for this and then just like wanders off There's a dick move jimmy dick move That that'll be one of our shirts i guarantee you it's dick move jimmy dick move.
Yeah Moving on to the stakes i made this week Because like i said i've been depressed and work since i visited my routine it's just a shot too I can't i haven't been working out. I've been cleaning my apartment like i like you I had a big consuming book saying movies and tv like i want to have a space just bullshit However, one of the things that kind of helped me feel less depressed was probably sago upon a sunday morning I went with friends in the waffle house for breakfast. I was watching their annexation during their morning rush Okay, i'm gonna do my job I was in the extinction of the waffle house on sunday. Yeah, but i hate cooking eggs for people to people would ask you about their eggs But yeah, like i said i'm watching them and i'm like, you know what i'm doing?
I took a bubble just i wasn't Okay, i don't i'm sorry it's a little dry i'm not sure no well This is kind of i think like if they search syrup with the um Kind of for here we got to go But the uh if they serve it like for here then it's fantastic if they do it They didn't give me any syrup on my to go order i'm not gonna be syrup at home There's a little dry, but um the uh the am crunch wrap Fucking awesome If you get a sausage bacon i don't know how it's live But the uh, yeah the am crunch wrap sausage is rad I want them to serve it all day Yeah, yeah, i'm sure there is for the white house that we have on the house to talk about it Mm-hmm It's a mistake this week. It's an anti-mistake I if you follow us on facebook know that i have a cap and america shield backpack a couple days ago I was offered a ride i said it's a train station i said no no i'll just walk i'll be fine I had set to listen to i really want to get through and um It started a hail Did you put the shield over your head? Oh, i'll do you one better The hail is blowing at me So you held it up? I flipped my backpack right and used it as an actual shield my life has been leading up to that moment where i go I have captain america shield and it's pdc so it's waterproof like it worked out so well That i'm walking to the train station with a captain america shield You're right that is an anti-mistake there's a culmination of many events in your life It's but it's like it's not a mistake but it's something that like the mistake was i didn't take the ride I would suddenly cut the rain but on the hail But the fact that i was like, oh this is horrible i'm gonna block that oh wait, hold on I had a little shield back back Like why wouldn't i my whole life has been leading to that moment after this is downhill Donut there's nothing that will top using my captain america shield backpack as an actual shield Milpletzer Milplet Social contact asshole All right, uh do you want to slide into this way sometime or do we want to kind of maybe strip it Okay, um I'm on the boss I'm a judgmental bastard I'm judging people's one of my things you could possibly do Yeah, well it's weird because i like my sunglasses broke so i don't have any right now So like people can tell what i'm staring at them The making faces Yeah, they can tell they can tell the inner workings and uh it's not going to the boss Reading uh dus go fts the idiot with a coin tattoo with a fixed gear bike Holy shit, am I just like really?
I in the queue insisted outside of a portlandia sketch but here you are And uh, but i thought you know what that's really shitty because you know what if i ran into this guy? I'll bet he's really fucking rad and cool I mean i had like at least something to talk about with well i don't know that much about russel literature versus english literature But you know i can talk to us I can do it um russel's or miserable there you go and uh especially in literature And uh, but i thought look at what if you looked at me i said, okay flight of the concords backpack I'm sorry flight of the concords study captain america backpack Like you know fucking nerd, you know like obscured her to the flood of the concords because i'm not really a thing anymore Um And i just thought can you truly judge a book by its cover this is not on the heels of a picture sent you That was a literal judgment call i admit i was being completely judgmental Uh, i said you a picture of a woman Where you could not tell what you were sitting down Where her Get the young And her knees started or whatever hashtag got me Um I know i'm a horrible person for sending you that but it was all over i'm like and she stood up I'm still looking down to tell in case you want to put that story Um, i think maybe the line is that you know judging people's fun I think it's when you let it affect your interactions with them without really knowing them Because it's like yes, i'm going to think all of this horrible shit inside my own head But until it starts to infect my behavior towards them when you're literally like assuming how the conversation with them is going to go Because there was a guy if i actually talked to them but i'm not a bit like Probably i said to talk about I think i do a walk up to and go holy shit you're reading the idiot like that's amazing Um who just reads the idiot who isn't in college Fuckin nobody i'll put that other fucking nobody no one reads rush of literature where they don't have to Well lolitas relatively Yeah compared to dusty actually like that's yeah, what i'm sorry what was the figure on lolita Yeah, lolitas pretty sure yeah Um don't know So i know this is kind of a hope we're talking on tag next week. Um, you know kind of a projecting the judgmental crap Um But hey, like don't don't fucking judge anyone Or i'm sorry like what you said yes Because you know what that guy can really fucking cool. I mean i wouldn't have had an end with the bikes thing i wouldn't have But necessarily you can't say you'd walk out to him because you get a judgement called as a parent Way way to be a stereotype bro Um, bra Hey, you get up at the cruisers later to get drunk and cause traffic problems.
Yeah, like pbr is a thing Mmm. Oh god. You call it piber? Who's that knocking at the door why it's our super villain friend of the show i sue me shoe No, well, we have some questions we'd like to ask you I'll be happy to answer them if i were capable of feeling With frozen still being a big hit and song winning a Oscar and your current biological standard of being frozen You must really like the movie frozen is still a big deal Just let it go Let it go This has been a blood alcohol content network production executive producers dev berneth and doug nikber You can find us at www.bacnpodcast.com and bacn podcast on facebook and twitter Thank you for listening to the bacn your home for almost bacon and banjo