Ladies and gentlemen, we are live live in the podcast with the voice Michael Chovello a meeting of the minds ladies and gentlemen to mix martial arts connoisseurs if you will together on the podcast sponsored By the way by the flashlight as always now they have a new avatar version now. It's not really avatar They can't say avatar, but you know what you're fucking they're gonna lose blue vagina These are like I've got in Tokyo the quilt fingers over there They're huge sellers at donkey odie stores which for us mixed martial arts fans donkey It is also the major sponsor of single good really so they put a stonky odie It's a stall no it's a store where you can buy everything from fashion to food to fucking sex shit like this And I sell these things called tingar and similar to this but a bit smaller because the Japanese have really small cocks Sorry, so that Japanese fans But you do rude cocks are rude and yeah the guys buy these things tenders and they really often it's fucking Well, this is this is the only sponsor I have for the show Well, I've had a couple other ones but you know and the mp3 versions But this this company was sponsored by a guy was wife was pregnant and his fucking fucker obviously So he did something to fund came up with something the fuck and now he's rich I mean it's like his own personal like they came up with all these patents for what makes it feel the most like a pussy It's really fantastic I would only give you a clean one. Oh you spit two-fingered it. Oh, I feel dirty.
Yeah, it's pretty pretty cool We know what I like the most about it though that there's been a bunch of controversy about it I think my people are talking to you when you do the pug doesn't you just got this I just got this last week Yeah, I'm gonna give you one if you want I got some extra I got my girlfriend here. What's your saying on the road in now? I know what you're saying man. It's everything.
It's only times on the road cantalopes in the microwave You know I only discovered like 12 months ago that the Japanese toilets all have a shoot water into your ass Right, so I've unwacked my ass in Japan for the last 10 months Because it shoots water in your ass and cleans your ass out But that's a bit really the way to do it So I go and I warm to seek warm to the seats from side to side But if you shift back a little bit more it goes from your ass to shoot onto your balls So the Japanese toys can fumble your balls only nights on the road Is all fun with all the moisture I do So that's what you do So I prepare for flak commentary How do you prepare you prepare to sit down with those you know almost everything there is to know about all these guys that are fighting when you're The one of the things that I appreciate about you is just like me like if you weren't doing this you would still be watching it just as much Still man lucky I'm a fan, you know, that's what he's over here tonight So we're gonna watch the right force. We're buddies We met in Edmonton and we hung out in Australia and now he's over my house and we're gonna watch the fights Yeah, yeah, I can't wait. I just yeah the only thing I like to do before I comment say is I just like listen to music man I'm not listening music. I don't talk very much like I'm really last night last year We drive to dynamite which from the hotel to go to stammering Tokyo It's like a 50 minute drive and in the cabels like me and Irene and one of our producers and I said to both of them Okay, you two talk to each other because I put these headphones on and just I talked to anyone Wow I just like to be in a good state of mind I'm just a good state of mind.
I but dude I play some cheesy songs I'm serious if you saw the ten songs I play before I go in here There's cheesy like what we got do not everything from the theme from Joe's bazito theme from karate kid You're the best around right, you know that one so like the theme from fucking grease like songs from the musical Greece really Yeah, we're just like it's excited for real. I like the hand drive the grease hand jobs really I'm like pull I'm like go in here and come and take a one and dream. I'm like hand drive. They would drive me crazy One man's poison.
Yeah, yeah, I'm actually well prepared. I do my research No, that's what she put on the guy's anyway. I like some bad music. What do you like?
I like some country music? It's terrible really yeah, could have been a cowboy. No, that's something like that song I like some dumb Toby Keith style country music Like good country music too. I like Hank Williams Jr.
I like that Matt he song country boy can survive. Oh, yeah fucking love that song That's like goddamn I just like our baby man, but no Everyone is too gangster iron bees at the end of the day. Yes, I'm guys on the same. I'm a fucking mom of public cap He's not a gangster and R&B to you sing.
Yeah, you're a singer for a living Do you know what would have happened to me if I told my dad when I was six years old daddy? I want to be a singer you would have got out on the street Well, they just don't like to think of themselves as being that's a feminine thing so the overcompensating I sing for a fucking but nothing's not saying right rapping is just fast talking to you Shit, it's just shit talk like I hate everybody's like a rhythm to it It is kind of like musical but yeah, but I like old R&B like I love Marvin getting like that motherfucker Just had a voice man, but I don't like the new stuff cuz I don't believe them R Kelly Things is like a ghetto conversation and he just puts it to song. I appreciate that Every second word is like a bad word that's a big guy, you know Really so it's like Americans cons on an abo Aboriginal If you call an aborigine an abo the same thing Short version It's in a pre-vasion it's like if the Jewish and I say you're due That original abo yeah, it's telling an eye-tie I'm I'm saying the Japs have created some insane shit and this guy goes you know how racist that is he just said that I'm like What we're talking about NSX is we're talking about engineering like Japanese race car engineering like they've invented some incredible shit They're cars are so reliable and so I said the Japs of events and incredible shit This guy's like dude I had this argument last year with someone because I called someone to jack back home It's like it's like the world war two alliance thing that it's racist is called Jack I've been working around Japanese people for years And I'm sure I call them Jeff to their face and they don't mind and it might like do that so fucking racist It's wrong you can't say Jeff above us so I went to Japan. I smart producer I said dude if I call you a jet are you offended guys?
No, it's short for Japanese We got no fit you don't fucking stop thinking pill harboring you know People thought the nips was far too effective The Japanese say Japan they don't say Japan they say Nepal some people are retarded It's a strange thing where people don't want to step on people's toes over nonsense like a breviation of a name is bad But Australia's so tense is the only thing that's bad intent. It's all and how do you feel like you say these Japs are fucking badass I make some cool shit or he's a these little tiny cocky little motherfuckers coming over here to fuck all the white women take all the Land and you start getting angry well then Japs is a bad thing but the intent behind it That's bad. It's a pretty fucking nation man. Yeah, it's a pretty fucking nation So people are always looking for a reason to be pissed off people are so pissed off just about life itself about traffic and bullshit and bills And the content man Everybody has a fucking opinion this day man.
Why can't some people just shut up the cup? Sometimes it's like what qualifies you to have a fucking opinion that I should pay attention for it Are you sitting behind your website fucking getting paid to put your opinion on it? No Well, even the ones who are there's a lot of websites out there There's a lot of bloggers in my opinion that aren't nearly as good as some of the commentary guys who post on like mixmarshalarts.com There's some fucking intelligent guys that I've been reading their post for years And if there I know that if there's a post about anything like serious well this guy if he posts off it about this is gonna be an interesting opinion I want to read this but how many writers can you say that about? I think there's more talented people on forums the other thing with him in my rod is I they are blinded to anything outside of UFC And I love the UFC because I'm a fucking huge I'm a Josh gross is Josh gross is pretty old rush one of the rare ones I'm a few that are but a lot of them are blind to twenty thing that he's not UFC They might be scared.
Yeah, they're gonna be It's creepy but a lot of them don't even know anything about martial arts bro You could not see down and have a conversation about martial arts with him It's you know and Dana is so competitive that he does have this environment where you know He feels like they should pay attention to UFC first and then if they don't he's not very happy with that You know I would say it's the one it's the promotion it is the one you got a nice reason why it's just foremost that attitude and the pushing it like that is the reason Why this fucking sport is exactly the reason why it's going on Australia is not lazy alright? He's taking on all fronts, you know, so it's tough for journalists, you know in that sense, you know But there are some fucking talented guys out there. Oh, you know like Josh gross is a talented journalist, you know And he's he's honest about shit He's sometimes a little hyper critical sometimes guys get like critical about dudes abilities and characters and they try to say something bitchy Because if someone puts in a bad performance, they'll just they feel like you know It's their job to be critical and to be shit You know better fucking run about I do the camera like so he's a perfect perfect I do what do you say about it like a crocop in a mere fight when crocop in your fight man There's not a lot of positive things to say the positive thing to say is the end of the fight Of course right merely under the perfect knee and put crocop away and then finish them, you know jumped all over him So that's that's a good thing to say but for everything up before that what could a writer say? You know so they just start going off about you know Just the worst possible shit that they could think of you know What's wrong with Frank Mere and how you know he's got this attitude and crocop should hang it up and they'll just write the most bitter fuck up shit You know I think that the human drama is far more compelling the real drama of that fight, you know It's like me that was a strange fight now.
Do the thing will be that fight though It's like me like each other or something me okay man. He said even if I lose I'm not gonna get cut from your seat So when I read that I'm gonna fucking see this for you say that he came out instead of one of the websites like me I say even if I lose I can't get cut well if that's the case I'm gonna fucking watch that fight man. I'm not sure if you really said that I'm not sure if you really said that I'm making this construde Very could be taken out of context if you lose this fight. Do you think you'll be kicked out of the UFC?
I hope not. Merco says he won't be kicked out of the UFC if you lose his fight, you know It's journalism sometimes is that bad. Yeah, it's just a straight-up. Exactly.
I'm in front of the long way supposedly said I was like I didn't see it like that You know you're missing what I'm saying that has been the big difference bro between commentating outside of America And then recently coming on to the American scene It's like you get people that sit there and watch the broadcast and analyze every fucking word and pause and break you take and then dice Sit down to the new video line. It's bad and it's negative, but I also think it's good for me personally It's good. I've learned a lot from shitty people Online saying shitty things because you know worst case scenario What can they attack you on is there any validity in this total piece of shit who's saying terrible things about you? But do they have a point and if they do have a point then you can like snatch victory from the other negative bullshit by using What I'm saying improving it and why if you use a positively it X is watchdog for your own appearances on it Total to total cuts though I get personal freedom out of like reading the shittiest nastiest things that like I know just some desperate angry fuck I'd say and turning it into a positive thing for me like I have this little game that because it's very difficult to do I want to do like solid bob and Jai Stalin Man, you know it's like I tend not to read a lot of it It's like what I'm gonna do see there in the reader and and go well I'm so super fantastic because people give me these compliments and then you read people a little bag you're Well, it's good to know that people are enjoying what you do It's good to know and I saw you did that recently on the ground you made a There's plenty of cool people in there.
I post on there all the time. Yes, it's there's plenty of cool people there There's gonna be douchebags no matter what when you have an armor scream names and people could say anything they want whenever you have that situation It's just sad You know sure dog which has got some great posts But also some ludicrous fucking ridiculous bullfuckers on there It's like and so many pro fighters that I know and so many media guys just won't post on sites like that anymore because of the reason that people Just attack and it's like fucking piranhas man There's a lot of hateful fuck out there. I'm hate for fuck it But it's a fascinating thing man because we're finally getting to see that like everyone gets to see that now It used to be you never got to see that if you were a star, you know stars I think just 20 years ago were were much more likely to be believing their own bullshit. Yeah Like Back there they never saw shit and if you got a magazine they approved it You know if I had a newspaper it had to be like big news like Roman Polanski Yeah, it was to make it a newspaper, but now man They're all up in your shit every day man everything is just taking apart into our second Twitter I'm gonna use the Twitter It's not being an Australia dude.
We're not two people in Australia who know about Twitter. No one's everyone's on fucking Facebook Oh, no one tweet is in Australia some people are still stuck on my spice well Twitter and Facebook on mine are connected So if I send something on Twitter it goes to Facebook it says it there to do I said I'm a technology your house is like a nasseron here man I'm a technology junkie I'm fascinated by what's going on with technology and it can seriously leave any higher up on a fucking mountain or whatever Yeah, I was living in Colorado and I was playing drawing up your man This ain't shit. This is civilization compared to where I was living I was living down I was living eight miles down a dirt road on the top of a mountain in Boulder Fuck man, that's why I like to live I like to live up and above so that when like waves of water or We'll be able to come tonight. Yeah, either waves of water or waves of retards you see them coming up the hill I just I just like being away I think I'm very sensitive to people's energy and people's thoughts their lives and bullshit So I like to be as when I sleep in when I'm at home and when I'm writing one by myself I like to be as far away from people as possible I like man, it's cool because all the houses here are different They're all the same another guarded communities I've seen here in the States because we don't have guarded communities in ours their houses look all the same though And I'm the other all different and on the guard gate is two guards How's this two guards name Ralph?
Once I'm Judy I read that on Judy sign is three of them two of them and then girl Man, maybe it's a conspiracy It's like there's a rule man in the world like those Coca-Cola inventors that had to be at least 50 feet apart from each other at all times You know it's like you never see two relatives in the Santa Cola inventors had to be 50 feet apart from each other I hear that urban legend is a kid no like the inventors of Coca-Cola or the inventors of KFC Kentucky Fried Chicken with the secret recipe that they carry around on them all the time must at least be 50 feet apart So if one of them dies the other one dies from the other one survives Wow, can you imagine if a recipe was that valuable the KFC secret? Little bit of it is pices Nothing will fuck up your KFC appetite like watching one of those Pia videos I love fucking children's urban legends man I told you about being a black belt when the kid sets me in grade 5 We're talking about martial arts and he's like you can't be any more than a third down black belt in Australia Or you've got to get out of the country because you're then lethal weapon and have a license to kill That's a very real I believe that for years man. I would probably leave it too. I don't know You just can't get too deadly I guess Speaking about urban legends.
Do you get the same ones that we do here? Did you guys get the Richard Gere Gerbal room? Oh in the ass? Yes?
I didn't get them because I we don't know what gerbils work because we call them. I think of what we call guinea pig No, we have guinea pigs too guinea pigs are much bigger though. What's a German? It's almost like yes like a mouse now people genuinely stick Most of it if you look if you thought of it someone's put it up their ass That's a fact and I knew about this I didn't want to know about this but I knew about my buddy Steve Graham who is a friend of mine from back when I was like 15 years old and Still still good friends.
He's a doctor and he did his residency in Miami and he said he got to see everything Oh, dude. He used to tell me a gunshot wounds and every day to be pulling some new thing out of these asses I'm like a little second Melbourne. So I talked to friend of mine great doctor I got a deal with because he'll tell you our stories for hours Right here's people to a working do that do that was too long in a guy's colon was like it went so far Fucking up his eyes Christ and he has a milkers out of the guys fucking colon shooter out of his ass and the dude I was still on some other guy been there and had a fucking brim a fish up his ass I'm bream up his ass the thing is shock my friend the muscles glass He said a lot of them glass up their ass. They'll stick bottles and jars and the jars break in Oh, no the freakiest one of them I've got them.
He told me it was it was about us was two gay guys They came to see him no one guy guy came to see him and he had problem with his cock his cock had all his passing shit coming out of it So dr. McTeddy's cock, you know, he's gone I don't know what I'm seeing here. Do it's like what have you been doing? What would the reason for this be so the gay guy proceeded to tell him he thought well This might be the reason what him and his gay level were doing now We're getting thin pieces of pipe in pieces of piping like this Long pipes he would stick into his urethra and then connect the other end to his gay lovers urethra and then they would piss Oh, I would piss between the cops So he was pissing to his lovers cock and his lover peasy back into his cock and he's going to the doctor saying dog my cock My father why and what do you think you are sharing you rhyme with another human being you with a metal through your dick?
It's probably a metal run through the dick that fucked him up when the piss is basically sterile Oh, I was the other Oh, he told me that is fetching the caming one that mega fat like you know, what's any cool, but great that fucking big fat You guys use kilos use kilos kilos. She'd be like 280 kilos Yeah, 500 pounds that's like you Just too big Listen this fucking gargantuan but he comes in right as she came in and she took a tampon too far up It pussy so she asked me to get it out So we have to get my fucking pliers the tongs and go into this girls fucking cabin Right, but she got all the fat and with eyes and pull out a tampon She came back the next month with the very same problem And she was coming back for four months in a row with the same problem stick in a tampon too far up a cunt to be able to pull it out So eventually got the nick realized that when he was because he'd never looked during the face Look at the five-city pulling should have a tampon this time he had he had an inkling She's like he's sticking tongues up a pussy and because this girls a fucking animal a fucking beach Well, I'm not gonna touch a vet right she it could probably never been touching shoes So that felt good hurt so for her he's going in such is like oh my god He realized he's realized it should be coming tampons upper pussy so that he'll go get him so who got fucking teaching there and get The tampon see for a girl like that it should be a place where you go guys just finger you I'm all for that You know when I talk about being for prostitution. I'm all for I'm for dudes doing it too I'm for dudes eating girls pussy finger no I never understood what the big deal is about getting a hand job It's way more of a big deal for a girl what I'm saying for girls is that would be a sweet spot for them like a store Where they get just a hole in the wall and our hands go through Just how many you don't have to go out with some dude just cuz you need sex you can just fucking you know You can be alright get it when you really want get into a relationship Nice clean sterilize hand a little bit of clitoral stimulation drink your lunch break You're like ten minutes Listerine kills all the germs every time you're done That's all I have to do to the office. I mean come on Let's like I eat your box and just finger by the way Better We need more progress in this world before the world ready to accept my idea sir true The hole in the wall we got to go stick their junk in a fucking glory hole and get tossed off my son chick on the other side of the hole Yeah, what I suggested was you be in like a pew like one of those things where you do confession I'm going to the professional like they need a pew.
Okay. So you're in this little phone book type phone booth type situation And you have a monitor in front you can watch some porn. Yep, and she just sticks her hand through a hole in the wall Even better you can even watch the monitor of the girl on the other side. Mm-hmm.
Yeah, what if she's gross? Like you should have to be good looking this way. That's true. I'll just do it Just be good at trucking dudes off.
Okay, so we didn't have to see her franchise coming Below your waist yeah, let's see a train professional Ten minutes you're right the tensions gone the stress is gone and you just ready for the day We can't handle that shit here in America. Yeah, we're a bunch of pussies. Yeah, we don't want we don't want we want we want people to be repressed We want people to just be non-sexual and we want people to be a slave to where relationship they're in So the Americans are super paranoid. Yeah, if I was living here and watching your news every night I would fucking be scared in the United States of America.
You are right now in the balls of the dick that's fucking the world All right, this is a crazy ass place to live Man Fast Everyone is and you know, it's a self-affilling prophecy to like they literally manifest their own war against the liberals and war Didn't wasn't Fox News What was that whole thing about when Bush was voting for the first time and Fox News did something about the voting polls? You know when Bush Big Gore and Gore was actually got it one at the Bitch got in and Fox News had something to do with the way that they told voters that Bush had already won But some votes somewhere had him in Donald Right fucking away here in America, but nobody knows how it works. They'd be great something about it man Okay, they've been croaked something about it. You know what I love I love when one when politicians get busted for something sexual anything deviant Anything sexual Fox always makes them a Democrat.
They do it's a long-running joke It's a long-running jump, but if there's some guy he gets caught, you know fucking his babysitter or something like that It's a bam. D. Repubmont, you know, it's always even if the guys are Republican always write it down as a Democrat If you're a politician the sexual stuff you get caught for should just be the most dirtiest fucking disgusting depraved shit ever I mean, you're gonna go down as a politician go down fucking inflames, man. It's a depraved shit Do you remember that DC madam?
Do you know that story? There's a DC madam who was running some chain in Washington DC and she you know had all these high-powered senators and congressmen All these people on her on her on her on her list of you know John's and she was gonna release it and there was some fucking crazy attention She gave him you know press conferences and the whole deal and then she committed suicide Oh, just conveniently committed suicide and no one said a fucking thing. No one said a thing No one was like wait a minute hold on wait I'm you're telling me that this woman right now getting more attention than ever possibly set to make a million dollars She's deciding to hang herself. I'll just hang herself because I could just pick you up every politician at what 40 of them just cockslapping her at once What they did to her or what she supposedly did Story about him one of the Enron whistle blowers who committed suicide by shooting himself in the head twice I'm not kidding.
He shot himself at twice. I'm stalling the details of the story But that's the corners I'm self but I guess it's possible you could shoot yourself in the head and fucked up and you're still alive But you're by club stop it and you know the is that they didn't fight Yeah, I'm happy I got bored with that movie once I found out he was too different guys. I was like wait a minute what Now yeah, so this guy wasn't even real wait a minute. What the fuck did I watch then dude?
Would you rather watch that? Pronow's pretty fun. I was Cocks Fuck but It was cool I was nasty It was totally ridiculous though I liked Jerry O'Connell's girls gone wild. Oh awesome, right?
That was pretty cool. Yeah, I mean if there's anybody you can root for getting They're dickies. I still like him from standby me. No not him.
You know I'm saying a girl's gone wild guy I was watching HD net the other night and I'm doing shit on actually that man. I didn't see it's a wild guy and I was watching that girls kind of wild guy like hanging out With those girls I'm like that would be the saddest thing ever if that was your daughter if your daughter was hanging around with that dude You're like oh shit. Are you watching this? You see what's going on this guy really?
But he's even creepier to me that hefta there's something super creepy about that See I've been made hefta. I would love to get a playboy mansion on man. I've been there It's not that big a deal. It's just a house in the hills.
It's like it's kind of like dated You know, I mean, I guess it's like retro, but the grotto has like this old circuit box this old phone It's a dope house. It's a beautiful piece of land. Yeah, I'm not saying so I'm just saying when you get there You're like oh, it was just kind of a cool house in the hills It's just one of those things where everybody likes to put parties there and so that's what they kind of sell it I have that's right. I've been to I have one of two weeks ago That was killing unboxing because I'm information that it went to the way it's kind of a cool place to go You know to go see something there.
Yeah, it's kind of cool. I've been a party stand before they get I guess they get crazy That's what you know tomorrow. I got a New York the first time. Yeah, I've never been to New York all the times I've been to the US I've never been to New York So tomorrow we got a new star five nights when you drive up the West Side Highway And you just see the enormity of the city as it starts to rise in front of you Play Star Wars music for real ask ask if you could drive in on the West Side Highway if that's possible and ask, you know If you could play the Star Wars music also, I just The first time I drove there from Boston I couldn't fucking believe how big it was great the first time was in the city I was well went twice and went once for a karate tournament and Madison Square Garden back in 1982 or some like that You're folding it.
Yeah, you can say you're for the gun. Yeah, there was a karate tournament there Yeah, and then there was I think I might have been I don't know if it was there's like two parts of the garden Just a smart part in the bigger part. I don't know how much they how much space they had I was young I barely remember it but when I came back to do as a stand up I was you know much more aware of what was going on and when I drove up the West Side Highway and saw it for the first time I remember going oh damn how fucking big is this like why did they keep building here? You've been to Tokyo.
No, you've been to K1 I mean you see Tokyo it is fucking insane It's like that so I can drive for 40 minutes or an hour and it's still built up skyscrapers They never fucking in you look at your window and all the way to the fucking horizon or you see is concrete It is fucking is that is it bigger than New York? I think it's bigger land-wise. It's more people is 30 million people Yeah, 13 million of the fuckers Tokyo man and still nobody J walks Can you imagine you've got shaboya crossing the busiest crossing in the world and fucking thousands upon thousands of people but in Japan No one J walks I've been walking the rest at four o'clock in the morning when I'm jet lag four four thirty in the morning There's not a car in sight for fucking miles and I'll be standing next to a businessman And he still will not J walk in the four thirty in the morning will wait for the little man to turn green Why is that they're fucking weird like zombies over there everything is regimented on the streets no one screams no one swears No one bigs their horns. There's no graffiti everyone smiles to each other Everyone is courteous to each other it is like a fucking mind-boggling overly polite utopia if you're into that sort of thing if you could speak English It'd be amazing if they spoke English it is insane The culture is insane at the fight shows you've seen the fights you hear a pin drop Yeah, you can hear a pin drop 60,000 people 45,000 at dynamite last year We used to do 80,000 for K1 60,000 And still they appreciate moves and get golf clap.
You know, I get fucking golf clap It's amazing culture man though the Tokyo experience I want you to come with me one day and you're fucking well I would love to to go see K1. I've always wanted to see K1 Grand Prix live. I always want to see that Yeah, it's gotta be I'm a big fan of it. That's one of the reasons why I love HD net fights, you know It's like fuck, you know finally, you know, me and I were talking about it when we did inside MMA I saw that a few man was my few on that.
That was great We were talking about how it used to be if you wanted to watch K1 you had to get these fucking green E VHS tapes or get some shit off the internet But now you can watch it and hide death, you know, it's fucking awesome Scary which is what people don't know how exciting that is who don't know Okay, you know, because most of what people like in the UFC is striking That's what the average person likes striking like they're like people boo when she goes to the ground happens all the time for those people That are just like they just want to watch some violence. What the fuck is more violent in K1? Who the fuck is going on in the hell is there over a man? That's fucking scary.
Yeah, somebody in cracked crack calm wrote that he looks like he was genetically engineered to fucking girlfriend Pretty sure it's crack calm. I hope I'm crediting the right people. Oh man. That's exactly what it looks like.
Dude is fucking freaking freaking Which leads me to the question now because when we spoke last time on the voice verses the whole rage then was Fade or versus Brock we spoke about Fade or versus Brock and you know after fatal is no verdune that fights lost It's lust completely. Yeah, so now everyone is like over in versus Brock. Yeah I want to see over in versus fade or two I want to say that Alice there wants that fight badly like he is all over we did the voice versus Alice there over him We shut it in Korea and man here. He really wants to fight.
Oh, here's the thing with Al star over him You gotta fucking take him down. There's all that talk of standing There's all out the window now it used to be the guys can stand without Al star like Chuck stood with him for a bit Chuck actually shot him for a take down with him You know the problem with Al star was always that he was trying to make two or five Yeah, I was always the problem. Yeah, and he wasn't dedicated like he is now But once I'm out of fucker went up to heavyweight started getting dedicated. He's he's scary as fuck thing is like last weekend He knocked out Ben Edwards and Ben's and I've been commentating it for like six Oh, fuck of a tough tough guy Alice there dropped him three times but three clean shots and the thing is that usually Alice there would get away with a lot because of His strength and his size alone, but now his technique is just superb man And you know he was training in Thailand for like three weeks of the Golden Gloridium in Thailand doing proper moi I training that the titrain is there helping them out and you can tell that he's just lifted his game to another fucking level He's spooky right now.
Oh, he's speaking his stand up a spooky. Yeah, you know, I love the fact that he goes back and forth though I love the fact that he goes into MMA and for respect to man for the only guy doing it at that high level Of course, it's the highest level for sure not even no question There's no one even that compares to the level of K1 that he's achieved and the level of MMA Because we've always had guys who say like oh, he's a really he's a really good striker And you know they are for for MMA, but Al stars a really good striker for K1 exactly But who can adjust to MMA striking? Which is very impressive man because you know the distancing the footwork is all completely different from MMA structure Okay, one strike and so to swing between them at the two highest levels is is an insane achieve dude when he put it to Brad Rogers, I was like God It was it was that but it was before he threw him He was fucking him up on his feet Yeah, he hit Brett Rogers with the he ducked under a right hand and hit him with a leg kick and then popped out of the way And you can see the look on Rogers face. He was like there was a I'm doing here.
It was a joke. Oh shit. Like you know nobody ever kicked him like that before It's like, you know, I'll just bend over you can fucking in the ass It's gonna be less painful than the beating you're about to be the fucker just digs that shin into that meat Bobooh, and it was that yeah that look on Rogers face like for a second You saw this flash like god damn. He just got hit by lightning fuck Alice is a freak out.
I'll be clean up on the camera. That's a big problem to me that there's all these organizations if there was just a UFC We would know who is the best right but Al star would not have gotten to become out of it wasn't for fighting all these other organizations Yeah, I mean, there's not enough fights for in the UFC It's not enough. There's only enough shows. There's only so many shows like we need other organizations But I just wish they could fucking just figure out a way to work it out where they get that fight Just don't come together as friends for one night for one night for one night The problem is and then maybe you and I could come and take together finally for one night The problem is the UFC is such a much bigger name and there were so much more money and it would lend respect to the ability to straight force which is like build up the enemy.
You couldn't really do it unfortunately business-wise, but fuck You know Brock is like the perfect guy to like sell as like a heavyweight chain Oh fucking no the fucking skull. You know worry me man for Brock You think Brock fighting Alistair and the way that he turned on those punches from carway. Oh my god What if yeah, that was Alistair and how about those knees? No one's got knees like Al star I'll start knees you into fucking put money fucked through G to with on you Oh put through G to into a mini coma.
Yeah, he was out for how long he was fucking out for 10 minutes at least then The hospital he went to the mini coma at hospital He was fucked and Alistair said to me cuz I said to my god dude Do you have a fuel any remorse for just fucking smashing people's faces and brains with those knees and he goes yeah He goes Fujita he goes I actually felt really bad after I did it. Wow. I'm not to share him And you almost killed that fucker in the Grand Prix off. Oh, he's dead.
He's like yeah to share it was harsh He goes but Fujita. He actually was troubled by it. He felt really sorry Well, I think it was because Fujita had already been knocked out and then stopped a few times. He was old as a legend His body clearly didn't look the same anymore.
He didn't look like an athlete anymore I was just fucking violent. I mean when you for James Thompson dream. Yeah, he does standing guilty. Yeah, he just said the muscles He's walking back.
What's up? He's a man. He taught me to walk as a TV to all that with a guillotine. Yeah, you know You know stars nasty bro.
He's nasty. He's nasty. You know what Brock Lesnar versus Al star would be a dream match But Brock's gotta get past came for last guys to that is right for I don't I wouldn't call an upset I'm gonna say is right for an upset, but I didn't call it an upset it came big Bro because Kane has all the weapons to be able to beat Brock man Kane might be the motherfucker Yeah, he might be the motherfucker Yeah, you know I think Brock is a is a handful for any man on the planet He proved in that last fight that he's got like a serious ability to overcome adversity and still you know Like got it out and make it through he didn't tap he didn't freak out You know he covered himself up he protected himself and he was getting bombed on by you know other than him the biggest Strongest fucking guy in the division, you know, he's definitely the best punch in the division and no one punches his heart is car When he's got wrecking balls, you know, he just dropped bombs He got through all that made it through that first round and then came out and won it immediately into the second So he's he's overcome adversity believes himself. He's a winner.
That's all well and good though came the last case He's a fucking storm that you know, here's something something that Bob Cook said they were they were talking about one of the fights That came just fucking I think was Rothwell. Just ran him over, you know, and he said well, you know The thing with fighting Kane is you always think that you're just gonna ride out the storm You know, but the storm doesn't end It's just punchy said kicks and punchy and kick and fucking take down some punches and kick to punch And you're like where is this motherfucker can't hold his cardio Doesn't always power man. That's the scary thing. It's a little fucking me power and he doesn't fade Yeah, he doesn't fade he comes out strong in the third when he molested check Congo and that's what that match was I mean he took bombs bombs big shots on the jaw knees buckle almost goes down and then three seconds later He's executed to take down his inside control and he's smashing them.
You know, I mean that was just like that was overwhelming man It was overwhelming what he did to that guy. He's a motherfucker dude. I can't wait for that I'm gonna say Tito come back, you know, I'm looking forward to that as well, and but man Brock Brock and Colin sorry Brock and Kane and then I was the Alice Davis is Brock one day course I was the Alice Star I mean, I would like to see Alice dark clean out strike force too I was like I think if Al star could beat verdume that would be a huge rematch I think there's anyone he's trying force honestly that will touch him well We're doing gets him on the ground. I bet verdume has a saying that I bet he would try to tap out star I bet he thinks he can he did you know, he's capable of doing it.
Didn't he do it before? Do you tap out star? He did it like about pride 2007 What different verdume to yeah, we're doing just getting off of that victory over favor. He thinks you can tap anybody Yeah, he'll jump and fucking guard you'll find guard on you man trying to lock you up in his legs You know, they're not in it's struck force when fatal ten.
That was surreal. She's watching that re inside that was surreal I'm bad. It was sad. It was crazy.
Why sad no big deal. Just their car. I think it's happy. It's happy that verdume pulled it off In verdume's bad motherfucker for the dude man.
He's also a little sad to actually be present on the one that we fight or actually loses now As opposed to never been president of the other fights. Yeah, that's not sad though. You were there. It's no big deal You can appreciate all the other ones too.
Yeah, you know, I mean he's a special athlete He's a very very interesting guy too a lot and very fascinating personality But the bottom line is the only way to get through a guard like verdume's is you got a train with a guy like verdume If he was training with guys like verdume we would hear about it We would hear oh, you know, he just went down and he's you know spending three weeks so with Minutar I'm gonna work on his guard. Yeah, you know here about all that shit So he's basically working with these guys that are pretty good They're decent and he's you know got so much confidence because he's undefeated in 10 years and he thinks he can just fall In verdume's already just punch him in the face. You can't do that with verdume. Yeah, it was a cattle mistake man And I'm just gonna ask the guard that's on another level.
Yeah, you know, I appreciate I've rolled with guys like verdume for and not not that level But like Jean-Jacques Machado. Yeah, that level as far as like international and they just run through you Yeah, I mean just slap shit on you and if you haven't felt that level if you're not in there all the time training with that You know, you can get overconfident like I bet anybody that Fedor puts in his guard or they get in you know Or gets in someone's guard in his camp. Yeah, I bet he just runs the role. Yeah, but he just postures up breaks Nobody probably taps in with triangles, but he slaps that shit on like like a fucking octopus from hell I was like pitch link going nowhere.
Just a joss attacks and a joss attacks every time Fedor defends he gets deeper in the hole If I go held on for a smoothie could man, but we got to get a lot. Oh my god. He's fucking typing He's gonna be okay. He's always about to go.
You know, he's a bad motherfucker He just made a mistake. Yeah, he needs everybody needs to work with the best guys It used to be that everybody was you know You could be able to have like this little camp and it was just you and a couple other guys that you train with But I don't think you can rock it like that. Yeah, I think the level's just gotten too high Yeah, everyone's got to train with the best guys This is the reason why Golden Glory in Holland have so much success in K one and also mixed martial arts because the best guys are there Not only they'll fight each other and they'll fight each other and they'll fight each other gonna fight each other and they'll go for broke Errol's in them and for semi-chills earlier this year he went for went for broke on semi You know they're both in the same gym and when they spar together over in Holland They're sparring sessions are as hard as K one fights They have like this day they call me Wednesday and everyone on Wednesday Just goes in the gym just beats the fuck out of each other like a K one-style fight and these guys are best mates a sake Will beat on Zimmerman the two best mates would beat the fuck out of me smart, you know, that's how they train in Holland That's not only the Golden Glory. That's it every Dutch gym.
It's always been the Dutch style the time. I completely opposite the times We'll go light in sparring ties will go light in sparring heavy on pad work Ties always ferocious on fucking pads and on bags, but he's sparring the tie is like the Dutch go light on the bags in the pads But they fucking gave each other in sparring. That's such a good way of approaching things It's just a man and then you got guys like, you know one of the sparring partners is Ramon deckers man I mean Ramon deckers Maybe the greatest moi fighter ever and he's golden glory one of the head trainers him and core him is and it's an amazing That's a bad motherfucker dude when it was dickers and Rob Carmen I was a rock came in I trained a lot of fucking legend and he's always with phenomenal Everything about him is late kicks everything and he's super cool guy Rob came is like the nicest friendliest guy Well, my mates trains or used to train with him cost us mandal or the actor, you know, yeah, I know that guy I'm gonna be causing New York. He's over there promoting saw the new saw film these guys are 3d So we're gonna catch up and man.
He's been friends with Rob for years I'm such a great guy, yeah, yeah, a lot of Holland people are nutty man Holland's a place I'm just like the Red Light District last time I was there was 2007 and you just get weed in the coffee shop and I've never been Peter Right, right? He's a multiple-time Bad motherfucker still in there still qualifies for the grandpa look fucking good man incredible man. This is why he's I was yoked looks like he's obviously a trainer like a motherfucker inside What you know what guy going man one of the nicest human beings I've ever fucking met super nice like Grits me with a hug all the time is always laughing. Yeah, just you know He took us down in 2007 was me race if oh and a few of Peter's mates went to the red light district Dude all the stories you've heard about the red light district that true Peter It's a smoke and say all day Peter was had a fucking case of joints in pocket They would rip out and he's best mate open the third ever coffee house in Amsterdam in like 1967 so he was like a pioneer of weed in Amsterdam, right?
Don't you think people be surprised that they found out how many high-level fighters MMA guy smoke weed ridiculous It's a big number you gotta show their an Amsterdam and Amsterdam arena and be by through when they're having submission You go outside to the smoke section and it is just fucking we Central like you moving through the midst of all these marijuana smoke I have smoke we win a lot of UFC champions. Oh, man I believe it I fucking believe it a lot of the K1 guys a lot of the MMA guys I know a lot of bad like that weed a lot of fucking nictias is not the only one Yeah, I guess at the greatest quote of all time Nick Diaz is fighting tonight. We're gonna see it in half an hour I'm nictias at the greatest quote of all time. He said I don't think part is getting in the way of my MMA career I think MMA is getting in the way of my pants.
Okay. I Love it. That's a fucking great. Well, I think the way of my weeds When you see that video that Diaz put on YouTube after the voice versus my him Yes, and he's driving as that view has like he puts the camera down Yeah, I like how much fucking pot do you actually fucking smoke?
Yes, fan to the bowl. Oh, man, and his brother. I love those Those are entertaining You kidding me that would be running for all the cat fights for all the fuck is in the windows. Oh man The first people to die from weed Fuck up the whole cause to the weed is a menu.
It's like you got a restaurant here You get a giant menu there. It's a menu of weed you've got like I'd say about 30 variations to choose well We have that here. It's crazy. You know we have that in these medical places I'll take it to one.
I'll take it one more leaving here. Yeah, you gotta go. You gotta see this because it's the craziest thing ever You go caplock Johnny drum a thing all drugs Yeah, they got lollipop soda really all kinds of candies cookies cakes brownies, dude, and hold on Yeah, mushrooms and they're just a big chocolate The bottle a big chalkboard like one of those dry raceboards filled with like different strains And this is how much it is an ounce as much as an eighth. They have 50 60 varieties everywhere all the time like sativa's very difficult to grow They're it's like it's harder to grow than indicus sativa's like space weed Yeah, well you go to the place in my house ten different varieties That's insane different varieties of sativa.
It's hard. It's a TV and when you live in the East Coast where it's illegal Hardest fuck to get a good sativa. You've got to know somebody who's a grower It's what I take a chance to make a superior weed It's like it takes more time and so cost more money to yield a small When I was in Amsterdam I smoked a vaporized bone Mmm, fuck me cuz Peter goes hey Mikey try these try these some bong I hate smoking But I'll just make much anyway I'll smoke bones a couple times up to me that feel dirty, right? Right, I put this thing to my mouth.
I'm like Peter. I can't say anything here. No effect nothing guys. Do it again Peter I can't fucking anything.
It's lit nothing up. Oh Oh For people who don't know what a vaporizer does is it heats the THC to point where it doesn't burn the plant material But it burns off the THC and makes a vapor out of it invisible. Yeah, I know sort of see it I didn't always breathing sailing any smoke enough you sort of see it but it looks like not much It doesn't look like you get used to like you smoke a joint to get deep breath you blow it out There's a big cloud. Yes, it's not a big cloud.
I was expecting to be cloud. I was like fucking I'm wearing a cloud It's a pure sensation to it was crazy. Yeah, it was like there's something in the burning of the plant too I wonder if that has a cycle act of effect like I wonder if there's a cycle act of effect from the actual burning of the leaves Like maybe together those things like there's maybe it calms you a bit or something because there's like hundreds of different Leaves out there though on shit out there that no one has thought to smoke that is yet to be discovered as smokeable You think like this is like mud or dirty out there that someone could maybe roll into a fucking piece of paper and smoke it No one's like smoked that mud or that fucking seashell or that fucking assi-ertion that you can smoke it She'd out there that no one is to smoke it for sure plants I mean if you look at the e-mail on what's a marijuana discovered like weed discovered from goats eating it Really fucking in ancient days goats were eating it and they go to it was swaying in the pegs So the farmers are like hmm the goats eat the strange looking weed and they stumble in paddock My friends are selling it might be another Aussie urban legend, but I heard it was goats discovered weed No S Avis So VJ that's fish. That's fish covered like oh, I know is when I did that vaporized bomb 20 minutes later I was in a place called banana bar and some fucking dirty hooker was shooting these giant deal those ever pushing hitting me in the chest I'll kick back up five places and she was shooting these giant dildos like thick fucking things out of a pussy and hitting me Oh, I smack on the chest.
Oh, I got another one would come over and she had like a textile like a marker Yeah, that's your name like a Michael such you had a postcard and she sticks the marker in a pussy hoppers over the postcard and dude with Perfect Righty right to Michael love banana bar like oh my Pussy perfect I don't know As This is right perfectly to Michael love I wonder what made them come up with that wonder if they're wondering we need something new for this business We are not getting enough people in here No, but I wonder if this is a type of shit the girls do it slumber parties when they're young Yeah, they're literally drunk or maybe it's not like hey, let's pick a fucking pin and pussy and try right I may be hang out with a bunch of freaks You know you can write with your pussy imperfect cursive if I had a guess I would guess that there would something whatever the equation was Involved a dude and money. That's how a pan got up your pussy Oh, how do you shoot your dad or you did a favor for him? But it's a dude I left you with a hotel room and always stuck with a pussy With your pussy and I'm only what I look at it. I know that you put it around that come on What about the girls on mckow who's mckow mckow's like a 45 minute boat ride from Hong Kong's between China and Hong Kong It's a tiny casino island.
Yeah, it's like the Vegas of Asia. It's a crazy madhouse casino island But I've seen some dirty our sex shows in mckow this one chick had the darts the darts in her pussy And there were balloons up on the ceiling and with pinpoint fucking sniper precision She would lean back fire it up The wounds one after the other on the ceiling right another chick had razor blades Right strung together and she reaches into her badge and pulls out this line of razor blades one after the other And you're thinking oh, that's bullshit that it's made of plastic or something Then she grabs the razor blades into show one of the ones that came out of a pussy gets a piece of paper slices a piece of paper I'm like that's fucking sick. Yeah, you know, that's funny They just brought that up because there was a conversation we had on here last week about the hookers in Vietnam Whether or not they really did put razor blades up. I've seen it's I have seen it.
You see it Yeah, right the blades come out of the pussy So they easily could have done that to GIs like stuck a razor blade in there and then the guy fox I'm gonna cut the dick in half I think you're gonna go on a club once and he went to finger hurt and he felt scammed inside Oh my god Like Guys balls look disgusting and wrinkled and shit Man, I know some girls sometimes they get a mirror and stand over it and look down and see how fuck up their veggies look Some girls got some fuck up pussy's happening man. Really? I like the lips The trippiest thing ever is when you look at female bodybuilders and you see the little dicks of their garage The clit because of the Royce because I swear to a bodybuilding magazine back in the day So interview a lot of female bodybuilders and their clit comes like that like a small dick, but they are I never I never fucked anybody builders before I was told being in the industry is like they are the horniest fucking cunts out there And because all you need to do is touch their big penis clitoris and they basically have it all gazen like insanely sexually Sixty Sometimes the doctor a doctor put a woman on testosterone for something like we've got some sort of an ailment Usually I've got skin disease when they're young the girls will go on on steroids on test australines. It's a shame because one of my friends She's a photographer back home and when she was young I've seen photos of her She was a beautiful beautiful young girl But then she started to develop skin problems and bad acne that was something hormonal and she had to go on steroids to get rid of it And then now she's fucking fuck up ugly like bad the poor thing she's fucked up She looks like a man and they put her behind her back is on him on She looks like a fucking animal.
Oh, yeah, she's beautiful. She was hot when she was young and then unfortunately how young you know Which she'll fuck it eight nine years old You kid it the fuck is wrong. Well, there are some girls though They start out really pretty and something some monkey wrench goes along the way and then the design of the universe decides to take it back You're not hot anymore I've seen that happen girls were really pretty when they were like 13 or 14 and then you graduate high school and you run into Like 22 20 really like what happened? I saw the girl that I used to fantasize over in high school Lisa Right and she was like dude the girl that everyone went to fucking high school She was the it girl She was like the one and I recently chatted to another friend of mine on Facebook that was at the girls school That was sister school to our school back then and I was talking about this Lisa girl I'm like I wonder what Lisa's doing now.
She's oh, I saw Lisa recently She got three kids and I've got a photo of it. You want to see it? I'm like yeah bring it on Dude, she was fucking disgusting. I'm like no way that's Lisa My friends like that's what your it girl looks like now Do you think that she does the same thing every time she watches K1?
Fuck him You know what the thing is man. I weighed myself this morning. Yeah, I was because I was a little weight recently I'm probably this year. I've lost about 11 kilos.
What's that 24 pounds? Yeah, that's 24 pounds And like I haven't been this at least wait since like high school so I was fucking huge man Like a lot bigger than I am now a lot like bigger. That's awesome. Yeah, Kevin James is like almost 50 pounds Dude, I love Kevin James.
It's a great guy. You know Irene had no idea who he was really I was watching King of Queens was on TV. She's laughing your ass off Hey, you know, he's really good mate with Joe. She's Joe Rogan.
Okay. Yeah, it doesn't really well It's like in a movie of years and they're yeah management's the same. They really close mates And she goes oh who is he it's Kevin James. She's probably just never saw this at come Just yeah, but even in so many movies to now Sometimes I'm gonna talk to me about some singer like oh my god, blah blah blah is playing here I'm like You know I'm saying yeah, you'll be like what are you talking about who is this?
And they find out they sold like 50 million albums all over the world Justin Bieber was yeah, everyone's got Justin Bieber I'm like who the fuck is Justin Bieber? Yeah, and then I heard the song the radio. I'm like this one in the clothing store I was I don't want to I really got who is this Justin Bieber guy? This is a fucking little kid that I'm talking about why my dancing stuff dude I'm watching a video and he's hitting the head with a bottle of throws a water bottle And then people think it's funny and everybody's like passing it back and forth on Facebook I'm like listen you're looking at a little vulnerable 12 year old kid probably some grown cunt It's right over all the fucking water.
I mean who's called in water bottle? It's a little boy. It's fuck. He's fucked.
He's fucked Charge at a young age his development will be forever I already saw the book shop the biography of Justin Bieber the kids like 14 how much about biography? Can you write what have you done? Has he even fucking got a head job yet? What if it was all?
What if we started talking about chicksy Fox just make the Justin Bieber pussy He's like 15 just able to secure a real solid boner for the first time in my life I think I was a pubic area photographs that put it in the center of the book and poor kid He's very small yeah very small and very small for like 14 like he's gonna be a tiny man a little fun You know but they the girls right now are just like confused like well He's up there and he's singing and I think I want to fuck him or something and do the scary thing is that This scared me the other day Irene's telling me about her little cousin little cousin. She's 12 years old She's in love with Justin Bieber and so she says to Irene Justin Bieber is a friend of mine on Facebook All right, and Irene's like okay thinking you know It's a group or whatever that she likes Justin Bieber She goes oh yeah, and Justin and I talk every other night is a really nice guy And I'm gonna Irene to realize there's some dude posing as Justin Bieber on Facebook who your 12-year-old niece or cousin is Accepted as a friend that is talking to her and buttering up a 12-year-old every night like fucking stalkers out there petal Father fuckers who had disguised themselves as Justin Bieber talking to 12-year-old Aussie girls on Facebook It could just be 12-year-old boys I thought you were gonna say it could just be just a baby. No, dude. What's gonna be Justin Bieber?
Who knows? It could just be 12-year-old boy. I see it on Facebook. I go on Twitter I do it all the time, you know anybody could be doing it hit me I know there's a lot of like you know like asking culture really doesn't really go again Justin Bieber's on out there Twitter and chicks I don't think that he's tweeting at 12-year-old Gilling Melbourne.
Maybe he is Let me try to set it up He got pretty guys right down on the tour. I'll probably be back in about 24 months, but then I'll be all blowed up Maybe find me a little bit here, you know I mean I have it going on Maybe come to America at the kind of like just only 15 and Australia gonna win another couple of years How old you have to be in Australia? No, no, you can fuck at 16, but you can only fuck someone who is under 18 You can't be over 18 and fuck a 16-year-old. That's smart.
Yeah, that's good move Yeah, that's it's you guys stop 16-year-old's fucking sorry come on But you guys have a more relaxed attitude towards a lot of things over there. Yeah, it's much more relaxed when you got out of high school Let me ask this because this is the big thing in America's you know America I grew up in Newton, Massachusetts And Newton was you know a lot of successful people lived there You know a lot of people who were like you know doctors and lawyers and they were very into their kids academic careers And like you know it was like it was a school where it was like it was a very good school like really highly rated and everybody was super Empicious to you know to get out there and go to college and get things done when you guys graduated You feel like this enormous pressure to like to go make something of your life No, no, really the college system that you have in the States doesn't is east Australia What is how do you guys do it? We go to high school right now to high school go to university, but we don't have frats We don't live on campus and we don't move into states to go to university in fact in America wherever I go No one is ever from the state where I meet them. It's like you're from Massachusetts or Boston We originally from Massachusetts.
Yeah, okay. So you're from Massachusetts. You live in California Everyone is from a different state to where they were born, whereas in Australia everyone pretty much remains wherever you're born Really you grow up you're born in Melbourne. You grew up in Melbourne.
You work in Melbourne have a family Melbourne Went to university Melbourne. You'll die Melbourne No one ever goes to much universities interstate and moves around everyone is pretty much where they're from and there's not really that that feel of I've got to go out and conquer the world and become a politician or change the world in any way It's like I'll finish high school. I'm gonna relax. It's not even so much going conquer the world It's don't be a fucking loser.
Oh, there's a lot of pressure go out and you know get a fucking job Let's go get no the problem is in Australia because our economy is really good at the moment Yours is really good. I was really strong against against the US dollar But the thing is the The doll is that easy to get the doll is easy to get blood so you can be a bludger and just claim the doll every two Doll meaning welfare. Oh, don't mean welfare. Yeah, and it's decent that the dolls.
I know people that live solely off the doll Really? That's it. I'm a guy. How much you get maybe a fortnight Maybe if I'm my chicks watch the tutors and I'm trying to suppose I fuck you in a fortnight in the arse darling.
Yes, maybe 200 bucks every two weeks 220 bucks every two weeks Yeah, I guess you had to that's what we call in Australia a doll bludger Wow Yeah, and there's a lot of those does that keep everybody calm? So there's always something even if you're a fucking loser you always have something enough to rob and steal and yeah, you know You're an argument for that For the argument for the idiots or always gonna be idiots losers always gonna be losers Just if you give a little bit money, you know who cares this is this way at least they have something you're gonna invest it back into the economy But not usually bested well, unless you Yeah drug dealer will purchase you alcohol, but it's far too easy There's too many is that a strategy though that you know like let's let people be fucking losers and just take care of them And then they'll be less crime. Does that make sense? Yeah, I don't know I don't think it's a strategy the doll didn't come in until like 1975 when it was a Lame you don't have it then people are forced to catch up right people are forced to pay their own way and I know a guy who's on the doll and he will not get off He's asked to get a job he won't even go for job interviews He claims that he's got some disability or whatever which he hasn't and it's like dude my fucking taxes that I work hard for my money I'm gonna give my to the government pay fucking taxes then go in your pocket to pay you drink alcohol I would rather give my tax money to losers and drunks and idiots and people with no ambition whatsoever then to war I would rather Goes to war and there's nothing I can say I'd rather put the fucking losers to work man It's like you know what the doll you're gonna fucking go and work in this plant You're gonna work in this factory gonna fucking send these males out you're gonna do shit You're gonna go volunteer in fucking hospitals That's a great idea or in canteen or somewhere they need you and volunteer your time in your services I need to take care of our losers for capita in America or in Australia Like what like the percentage of losers supposed to make it be what do you qualify as a loser?
It's a homeless person to lose it just because I'm homeless. Yeah, you lost like you're homeless you lost I mean you might not you're not gonna be a loser for life. I'm not saying that this is a death sentence I'm saying America you guys got a lot it disappoints me for the most powerful country in the world I'm a great America to it's sad as a man You know, there's a lot of insane people You know one of the reasons why the homeless population rocketed in the 1980s is because Ronald Reagan and his administration they changed the definition of insanity So there's a lot of people that were in fucking the silence man like well, you're all right. You're not crazy Never understood a man and it's a mental illness only Exposure to people being homeless when I was a kid growing up and watching American TV was watching the braggy bunch And how they still run away from home when you're a kid I think that's how people ended up homeless by running away from home.
Some people did man How many people around away from home? It just became fucked up Hollywood? This is the play you do it around down Hollywood I read my hand really tight last place for our last place when people look at Hollywood Boulevard This is the center of show business in the world the fuck it is. It's a shit hole.
I will give you more fucked up Have you been to Italy you've been to Rome? No, no, never you want to see my fucked up site in the world Brother and this is sad you got the Vatican the most opulent place on the planet You have no idea the money that is fucking dripping off every building the Vatican and the Vatican and the Catholic Church as a Institution but immediately before you set foot in the door of the Vatican on the street There are the most disgusting disfigured milled up beggars you will ever see arms missing fingers curled around eyes missing and shit on the fucking streets Outside the Vatican door it makes me fucking sick Wow, all right because you've got that there is a Vatican You can touch it there is some knulled up disfigured gypsy woman who is 80 years old and has to sleep on a sturdy cobblestone Roman Street every night while the church is right fucking there Wow, and they don't offer anything. They don't take them in they don't feed Well, it's disgusting that's so strange. You would think that you have to just for a show you couldn't even allow that right just for show You gotta the main strip walk is only one streak You go to to go to Vatican that main fucking via that main strip and it there and it is the most downtrodden Repulsively disgusting beggars you will ever see and then you're at the doorsteps of the most opulent place in the world It's it does my heady man so strange.
It does my fucking it's just so strange that they feel like they could let those people be out front It'd be bad for business man. You would be sorry. I apparently bill a scone when he came into my life BMWs and just people park rack The thing is apparently someone told me that since I've been there bill of scone has cleaned up all the beggars and the gypsies I move them where where where you suddenly relake It was like in Beijing the Olympic Games because I commented the Olympics in late. Did you really?
Yeah, the boxing the Olympic Games really wow I can 272 fights in 10 days. I'm a big one yourself by myself really you talk about storm You know Beijing they really had one million people one million people We're relocated suddenly to build the IBC the International Broadcast Center for the media and the car park one million people lost their homes They're actually overnight. It's like they wake up one morning and they go you're out of here That's insane one million other fucking people are the entire population of San Francisco That's a good thing. I've never known so you have an idea after going to the Olympic Games It's been three weeks in Beijing.
I came back and I told everyone if the fucking Chinese everyone to take over the world They will do it in the space of a fucking month the way they the amount of people that have and the organization They have and the manpower and the ability and the technology and having seen that in Japan as well that whole region Korea Japan China they will fucking take over the world easily in a month and we might as well just been though They take the fucking rice up the ass. Okay. We are your slaves Seriously, the Olympic Games was phenomenal. It was incredible What is it about them that makes them so dangerous?
Why is it their willingness to work hard and sacrifice their life for their job? It is their pride self-pride national pride I do willingness to work extremely hard for very little money and just for self-satisfaction and add to that the sheer number The numbers that have the man hell is extraordinary Do you got one of those? Yeah, that is kind of a level that we can relate to you got one of those K one shows in Japan Right and the amount of people they employ to set up the arena and set up the ring and the cameras It is insane people that I see set up jobs for Fox Sports back home that'll take two guys to set up a particular camera Well, they'll use 10 guys to set up a camera and they'll get done in like a quarter of the time and the ring is taken apart Not by let's say I grip 15 people like a show in Australia But you'll get 300 guys as soon as the show ends they come in helmets and little cars and that ring is taken down in 10 minutes It's like it's like vultures going in stripping the flesh Because they have so many people there that they work harder. What is it so many people they work hard But I work diligently and I work together.
It's like it's like a colony of ants all the ants are pulling together for the colony No one answers just on his own working on his own agenda It's like we're all pulling together and therefore we form one giant colony of just take over wherever we want It's fucking amazing. It's scary. It's amazing. Well, what they're able to do with getting people to work Incredible hours and living dorms and shit.
That's spooky Japanese if you've ever been inside a Tokyo apartment This room here would be considered a fucking mansion really I once went in a room in Tokyo. It's like your apartment The bed was in where the kitchen was was in where the toilet was the bathroom one big room So what one big room? We have that here. We have studios, you know, you can get a studio That's basically that's it just a spot to live from the end of the bed to the front door was from here to where that knee is on you Wow, that's how much really had to move and the stove is there so literally the worst hotel remember worst hotel remember and then shrink it Like Rick Moranis honey on the hotel room down.
It's you can swing a cat in there. It's crazy Yeah, I've seen some of the guys apartments when they show those Clips for K one and four dream and used to for pride with each other guys apartment. Yeah, she'll train and there's no reinterdution, you know, I asked Jim's Right, you see Sarabas Jima he trains. All right.
He's Jim there They're fucking tiny and there's so little room over there that no one you know Not many people have pets. What the fuck is it about people where we want to stack everybody on top of each other like that? What is that? I have no idea is that good?
Is there something good about us to it because in Australia? Yeah, I mean it happens in America. It happens there I mean there's in Australia everybody still lives like you do here in a house with a backyard in suburbs and the whole high-rise apartment thing Is slowly building popularity, but still not like I'm telling you that West Side Highway Drive is gonna freak you the fuck out But everyone's that you kind of pet you know you can go and rent a pet in Tokyo just a pet one just so you can go a Rinter cat or a dog for an hour so you can take to the park throw a fucking little fucking park throw a little free speed It take it for a walk and then you return it to the shop. You rent a dog your rent a cat for an hour That's ridiculous.
Yeah, what if you don't you get attached to the dog don't you develop a relationship to the dog? Then you can make a renter for two hours, but yeah, it's a They almost are like an alien race. Yeah, it really is I mean that they're writing is so different so completely unrelated, you know if you look at like the writing of you know All the European countries except for you know I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry.
Yeah, a couple of they all share. I'll be gout for that. Yeah, we share it and you go to China and Korea Japan It's like whoa you guys are alien. Yeah, this isn't even related to like this grew completely independent of the European style writing It's so different well better will the place would be everyone spoke one fucking language What it does I don't know man, I think it's cool to watch all the different branches No man, I think it's cool to watch all the vlogs of this strategy People could actually reasonably take each other in one single language people would go to war over eye color people are retards Oh, you can this fucking blue-eyed cocksuckers People are dumb.
They find they want to be on teams no matter what they want to find I try to invent one universal language once was like something called Esperanza or something like that Maybe someone can clarify it to us. Hmm. It was like years ago They tried to invent a language called Esperanza or Esperanza It was literally one global language and it never took off obviously remember that yeah Yeah, that would take a long-ass time you have to get it to the tribes and the African forests We'll take generations because you'd have to school generations three or four generations get it down pat and you know inculted among the masses Yeah, most most countries in the world, you know a good percentage of people are bilingual in America people are you know English or Spanish that's it. Yeah, so I mean there's of course there's immigrants and you speak all kinds of languages But as far as like people learning things very few people are buying You know how bad the immigration problem here was tool I was driving to do a king of the cage show in New Mexico and the driver was telling me about it Because we're driving along the border there from El Paso to like Miss Gileiro Right, and he's pointing it out and my hand was in the van with me, you know the guys like this is where the Mexican's from the border This is where they're on the border.
I mean myself. What the fuck did you call if you're complaining? What the fuck do you call the state New Mexico? Seriously, of course you're gonna fucking run if you're old Mexico is shit and you want to go to Mexico New Mexico Well, that doesn't matter what you call it.
There's money over here. There's money over here I appreciate ambition man. I think it's kind of fucked up that there's spots in the world that's sucking you can't leave them You know, I think it's kind of fucked up that you can't just travel from one place to another and just go wherever the fuck you want Live where you want you know what we can't let them in. It's like really you're we carry brother I got held up in Toronto for five days recently because I visa problems because something wasn't done properly I might work right so I got held up in Toronto and the way they treat you like you're a fucking Like you're criminal like you fucking go rag on your head and you're riding a chem with a busuca.
Yeah seriously I don't know what it was. I don't know what it was like you could be an Arab I think you could be a terrorist like I was locked in a fucking detention. There was a I'm studying you now. Oh the French lady sitting there with three kids and she'd been in that detention in Toronto at the airport for four hours She was crying with her kids for four fucking hours man.
That's how I would have heard her kids are strapped up with dynamite. All right You know Fucking careful the job. I like our Canada doesn't let in douchebags. They don't you know what you saw battery fuck you get out of here I'm gonna be blind high, but you know, I think you know, I just think as long as you have a wear if you're aware of someone's record I think you should be able to go anywhere.
You're not a murder You know, it's gone back. You have real papers if Mexico had real papers, you know in America You do it now you run numbers on people in America chances are in 2010. You're gonna know exactly what the fuck they've done We got a boat people in Australia man That's a big problem people sailing boats from East Timor and other places that rock up on boats in Australia They run off into the fucking jungle. Fuck.
Yeah, Australia's awesome. You gotta appreciate that I mean, it's like why shouldn't they be able to do that there people I feel like if you you have the means the willpower to get somewhere That's better than where you're at we should all allow that you know, what kind of fucking hippie commie socialist top nonsense is this boy This is America man in the free home of the brave and I'm here with Australia my man Michael Chivello Ladies and gentlemen strike for us about to start about 30 seconds. So we're gonna wrap this up the meeting of the minds Yes, we will do this again my friend when you're in town again I'll be down again a couple months. We'll be back to develop is a cool motherfucker And I was enjoying hanging out with him and I was enjoyed doing this podcast you guys the shit I love you all.
Thank you very much, and I will see you probably oh Tuesday with Joey Coco Diaz later