#478: Tyson, Sewer People & 5 Questions | OBB Benched | We're All Struggling Down Here

Instead of tampering, tired narratives or big game anticipation... we're talking about gender confusion, old lady asses, sewer people and vacuum cleaner sex... welcome to OBB Benched!The guys start off arguing about a couple of new streaming shows — a prison-break thriller called I Will Find You and a little-people dating show on HBO Max that spirals into a full debate over Peter Dinklage and the Snow White remake. From there it's Mike Tyson at the ESPYs not knowing who Shohei Ohtani is, which somehow becomes the highlight of the whole segment.Then it's two Florida stories back to back — a 77-year-old woman with an extremely unfortunate randomized license plate, and a Central Florida man who made the news for what he was doing with a vacuum cleaner in broad daylight. In between, there's a real, honest-to-God mystery about groups of people sneaking into the New York City sewer system at night that nobody can quite explain.The back half is Five Questions: the coolest last name anyone's ever heard, the greatest uniform in sports history, a decision made in under five seconds that changed somebody's life, the word that instantly ruins a sentence, and the one animal that's a flat-out 10 out of 10 masterpiece. Kangaroo, horse, and tiger all get their case made. As always, a handful of new show-title finalists get floated along the way.For the full breakdown of Miami football, ACC news, and everything serious, check out the main Orange Bowl Boys feed — this is just where the crew comes to be ridiculous.#OBBBenched #OrangeBowlBoys #MiamiHurricanes OBB Benched is the offseason, off-topic companion show to Orange Bowl Boys, where no subject is off-limits and nothing is safe.00:00 Cold Open: Welcome to Benched00:58 TV Talk: I Will Find You01:55 TV Talk: Little Singles & the Peter Dinklage Discourse03:33 Show-Naming Bit Kicks Off Early03:55 Mike Tyson, Jake Paul & the ESPYs06:04 Florida Story: The License Plate07:34 License Plate Side Quest08:58 The NYC Sewer People Mystery12:52 Florida Story: The Vacuum Cleaner Incident14:45 Mel Brooks Turns 10015:09 Five Questions: Coolest Last Name17:06 Five Questions: Best Uniform in Sports20:11 Five Questions: A Five-Second Life-Changing Decision22:28 Five Questions: The Word That Instantly Annoys You25:09 Five Questions: The 10/10 Animal27:50 Naming the Show & Sign OffOBB Benched, Episode 476 is presented by Paul Bange Roofing, Rapid Auto Lease, and BeatinTheBookie.com. Roofing issues? From repairs to replacements, residential to commercial, just give Paul a call! Whether It's 561,954 or 305 -just call 981-ROOF. Or visit paulbangeroofing.com! Car shopping? Call Drew at Rapid Auto Lease: 954-931-6912. From new leases to purchases, they will negotiate to get you the best price available - and cars are delivered right to your front door! It's hassle-free car shopping without having to step in a dealership. Start shopping at rapidautolease.com. orangebowlboys.com | GET YOUR OBB MERCH at aboutthefans.com/collections/orange-bowl-boys! We've got shirts, hats and tons more to rep your favorite Miami podcast!Orange Bowl Boys are owned by OBB Media Inc. and produced by Jenners Multimedia. You can visit us online at www.orangebowlboys.com. Copyright 2026.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy