48: The Olympics Sponsored by Pepper Stained Pajamas

It's almost time for the Olympics, and you know what that means? Us neither! Yes, it's time for the Olympic trials in gymnastics! With one athlete who can smile from the inside of the back of her head, and another with two beards -- one on top of his head, the other on his camaro. Fun for the whole family, especially the ones made into gravy. All brought to you by GeraldBurger, home of the secret cone dog, and a bunch of other businesses that seem to sell insurance, food, and other things. So pour a nice big, brimming bowl of buttered onion sandwich cereal, and get ready for victory! USA! USA! USA! And if you liked this like you like having chocolate smeared on your face by a friendly giraffe, come see us on Twitter, or subscribe on iTunes, or write us a glowing review that makes up for our childhoods. Whatever, no pressure.