49. Naturally, I Assumed

'Ello, guvnah! We're back for anuvvah jaunt down to Odyssey, innit? And wot's this, then? A cheeky little dive into the luvvy-dovey shenanigans of Eugene an' Katrina, eh? Cor blimey, as if I wouldn't 'ave guessed, this 'ere episode, NATURALLY I ASSUMED, demands us to whip out our (spot-on, 100% bang-on proper) British accents, don' it now? 'Ave a butcher's at that! Other bits wot we’ll be bangin’ on about include... -Gay sex fluids -Taking people at their word: yea or nay? -Unfunny day-to-day calendars -Jane Austen’s contrived vagueness -Know-it-all girlies -Gift-giving early in a relationship -Grieving TikTok -Reading long books to make someone fall in love with you -Birthing hips -Parsnip loves abortions -The Commonwealth of Nations -Percy’s Charm School