49 - When We Start Digging around in the Cushions to Find the Remote Controller to Turn the Damn Thing off

Well, folks, it's that time of year.  Lovers are strolling arm-in-arm through Central Park.  Cupid is lounging atop a cloud, his quiver well-stocked.   Godiva is ramping up their chocolate production and tightening their credit card security policies.  Roses are being sold in tents in the parking lots of grocery stores.  Edible chalk hearts are being exchanged.  But most telling of all, it's time for Whatcha Gonna Do: The Hulk Hogan Movie Podcast's annual Valentine's Day episode – this year released 6 days after Valentine's Day.   In this episode, we'll be exploring perhaps the most romantic scenes from the original No Holds Barred script, written by Dennis Hackin.  We've got everything you'd want – a brutal fight, a weight lifting session, an inexplicable corporate meeting, and of course the main event: the long-awaited romance between professional wrestler Ripper and a woman he's worked with on a diaper commercial.  You'll laugh. You'll cry.  You'll fashion a weapon out of a length of steel pipe.  And most importantly, you'll see love in its truest form.  Just make sure your bed won't break. And as always, we cover a wide range of other romantic topics, including the Mapplethorpe exhibit, automobile safety, enemas, haunted forests, George Jones, backhand strikes, incest, Mickey Goldmill, McGyver, Chris Vaughn, Zach Randolph, Matrix spoilers, undershirts, Holiday Inn, and toxic shock syndrome.  Don't miss it.   Follow us on Twitter @WGDPod Like us on Facebook: facebook.com/WGDPod Email us at [email protected] Check out our Instagram page at instagram.com/WGDPod Theme music:  "Find My Way" by Magnolia Brown Follow Magnolia Brown on Facebook (facebook.com/MagnoliaBrownJams) and Reverb Nation (ReverbNation.com/MagnoliaBrownJams)