This podcast was brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Let us fill your brain cavity with our content choose. Right, now that we're recording, we all stopped talking. Yeah, I know, what else is there to say?
We've exhausted all sorts of conversation before we started recording. What do we normally talk about beginning of episodes? Because last one I edited was very funny. But we also didn't talk about the book at all, which is really like...
I think the one that comes after that, like as far as I remember the last Jingle episode was even less about the book, and then we did last continent, and it was just nothing to talk about there. I'm not convinced that we shouldn't have just done last continent in two episodes, rather than in three months. I think we probably should. So that's how we done most other in Swinbooks.
And I think if we had three interesting times, but interesting times had enough, it was so bad that we had to do three. If we want something to talk about, my Twitter advert feed on the What's Happening section is saying, the Simpsons showrunner addresses cartoons spooky track record at predicting global events. The 911 is so bizarre. It's in 2016.
You can't go to that one. Do we have to go back to the Simpsons predictance? I'm like, the Simpsons predicted that Donald Trump had become president. Yeah.
The Simpsons predicted NFTs. Wow. That would be impressive if they predicted NFTs. And now I think I would have to hand it to them.
The Simpsons predicted racism against East Asians by having a pool voice by one. By having racist NFTs. By like passively endorsing it. By just doing it.
That's like a matter. It's such a funny joke where they make the Indian guy have a caricature accent, and just in the catchphrase and work at 7-11. That's so funny. Americans love that shit.
British people love that shit. True. Did you see that junkly tweet that was like... I don't want to know.
And not offensive. What about joke, please? If a guy walks into a bar, the barman says, are you a racist? The guy says, no, I'm not.
The barman said, I agreed. This is not a very funny joke, but it's unoffensive. I guess the tweet was supposed to say that you can only be funny if you're racist. Well, junkly does believe that.
Yeah, that's like a thing. The thing is junkly is a literally made funny jokes in the past which aren't racist. I don't know what he's talking about. He did also make racist one.
Yeah. He's just an older man. He's like posting these. He's like posting these.
When he does the funny walk in Monty Python, when he walks in a really funny way that emphasizes how lanky his body is, do you think he thinks it's funny because he was thinking racist talks while doing it? Yeah, yeah. This is not only a funny walk. This is how people from a different country walk and that's funny.
Yeah. And that's why it's funny. Every single Monty Python sketch is actually secretly racist. It's like, parrot sketch, don't even get me started on that one incredibly racist.
I hope the parrot sketch is just like saying a lot of slurs. It's the biggest, biggest dick that's sort of anti-Roman. Yeah. I get to also anti-people with funny.
Yeah. I do think it's funny not to hand it to Monty Python but the joke about the different groups of people's repulses. Yeah. The people's repulses.
Yeah. That's so true. Yeah. So it's so true and it's, yeah, they really got me there for a job.
Yeah. Yeah. Very funny. The thing is quite a lot of Monty Python.
But some of Monty Python is very funny. Yeah. A lot of it isn't. That's right.
You heard it here. You heard it here. It's fine. Some good bits.
I have seen all of the flying circuits when I was a kid. I used to listen to the audio recordings of the sketches on Naps there as a kid. What? Yeah.
That's bizzo. I know. Isn't that fun? I guess so quite.
I'm so quick. You missed the epic visual joke of them doing being dressed as women. That sounds very funny. British people.
They're all women. Yeah, they do. It's just a classic funny thing that can happen in British comedy. If a man was dressed as a woman, that would be very funny.
A lot of classic British comedy is the equivalent of a children's cartoon. I will say this. I was in a situation unpleasant during the weekend, during the weekend where I was in a position where I was watching the US office. It made me almost incandescent with rage.
Yeah. Did it make you like Ricky Gervais more? Yes, actually, unfortunately. Yeah.
I was watching it and I was like, wow, the UK version is better. If, you know, not to say that the UK version is necessarily good or beyond approach, but it's definitely better than the US version. I fucking hated that. What was it that made you insane?
Just like most of it. I mean, it's the character of Kevin, the large guy in accounts who's, I don't understand what the joke is. He just can't help you there. No, I wish there's just another thing.
I've never seen either of those. I've seen the first two episodes of both versions. I've seen all of the idea of seeing Ricky Gervais on screen. I've seen all of the British office.
I actually like Ricky Gervais. I've seen the language. I might not have seen the Christmas. No, I think I've even seen the Christmas special.
Yeah, I like British office a lot. I'm not sure it would hold up, but I was definitely going for something, right? Yeah, well, I mean, the thing is like the boss guy, the Ricky Gervais, is like intensely objectionable and horrible and kind of like a realistic person. Make a realistic portrayal of like someone you have to put up with every day.
Exactly. Michael Scott, Steve, what's the space of Paris in the US? It's just nothing. He's just, it's not a guy.
I don't know if it's just not being an American. I don't get it, but... I think British comedy, one of its good points is that it isn't afraid to just have people who are just like the worst-tracking people you've ever seen. Yeah, but by succession.
They're just horrible. Yeah, it's a really good person. A lot of British stuff is like, what if some guys are really fucked up and weird and horrible and everything failed for them? Yeah.
And that's the good bit about it. British comedy drives like this. Right? Right?
Drives like that. That's the real American comedy. That was like succession succeeds in breaking the cardinal rule in storytelling by having at least one relatable character, not having at least one likeable character. That's also not new.
I do like the characters in succession. I mean... I think they're not good, but I still like, isn't that why you can't understand that? I wouldn't have said it like that.
I wouldn't have said it like that. I wouldn't have said it like that. But they're like fun to watch again. I don't even like likeable people in real life.
Yeah. But I don't want them on television. Yeah, it's also like, you know... Tom, what's the most...
It seems like an evil piece of shit. I'm obsessed with him. But you do feel sorry for him when she constantly makes him feel like an adequate and loadsome. She was really the worst.
She was really a girl boss. Like... I think it's... I don't like the main kids.
It's like she was the one who just has no soul. She's the one who's convinced herself that she's not that half convinced herself. Well, I think Kendall thinks he's good at the moment. Even though he isn't.
Yes, he does. But Kendall's just on a break down. Kendall's insane. Yeah.
He just really wants to be cool and he really isn't. Yeah. He's sort of sort of funny. It is very funny.
It made me very angry. It's like the first few episodes of this season of Succession. Not to turn into Succession podcast. But like, first few episodes made me very angry because it was like, oh my god, Kendall's gonna fuck this one.
I'm so bad. He's like, at such a win situation. Like his... He just needs to not be himself for like one day.
And then like, eventually I was like, this is fine. I think that's what I'm trying to do. I was like, this is the show where. We're not watching for people to have W's.
No. That one has such a podcast called Regression. It's nice. On all podcasts, Regression.
Oh yeah. Yeah. Okay. We need to talk about Succession because it's unbelievable for our non-Succession fan.
That is so true. There's no exceptions. There's no exceptions. What do the likes of Succeeds be not having any likable hosts?
Yeah. I think that's really innovative because there's a podcast I've heard like not having a likable host. But instead of just like, not being relatable ever. I think that's...
I'm actually getting to a break down at the moment. I was telling the other hosts recently that it's too easy for me to get people to like me. It doesn't have any meaning anymore. I'm too charming.
Yeah. I remember telling me something similar about like the... You were saying that your friends from home are like, it's too easy to be funny because you have to like podcast all the time. So now you're just like in funny podcasting all the time.
I can't turn it off. I was saying like, I'm just around people I knew from school and they're laughing. Everything I'm saying, I'm not even trying. I wouldn't make my co-host flinch.
I have to try a lot of fucking other people. I'm not really about to become a comedian. It's really like an absurd training that we've been going through. It's like the past year and a half or whatever.
I mean, it's improv, isn't it? Yeah. It's just responding, responding to things. Yeah.
This is a reactive podcast. I think we have done a lot of improv. We had like a few bits. We had a point where it was an improv podcast, you know, and I was trying to bring in improv elements.
Oh, that's true. I didn't know if he was a journalist. Yeah. Which is the opposite of what you're supposed to do in improv.
Yeah, but then you found out that Mayor Pete's husband is an improv guy. It doesn't surprise me. It's just like, it's just politics is kind of improv. Isn't living kind of improv.
You know, you go into a conversation and someone's like, you have to like respond to it. Yes, and then. You have to ask them. Yes, and then.
Yeah. I'm going to the line at the counter and I'm like, are you having a good day? And I'm like, yes, and are you having a good day? And it's exactly like, bro.
Yeah, and they're going to be like that costs five pounds because you're in Britain and then have to, you have to yes and give them the money. And here is the money. And they're like, yes, and thank you for that money. Yeah.
Honestly, every time I go into the supermarket, I have to start by what a beautiful day here in the supermarket that everyone can like, yes, in that situation. Just saying it out loud. Okay, should we, should we enter the, enter the world of Australia? Like a game.
Yes, in zone. Oh, yay. Yeah. Shall I bring us in?
No. I'm going to say Australian British person pretending to be Australian. I want to be the first person in the game to say f***. I've really, really got minutes when I'm taking it.
It's not really, I've done it. It's not really, it's not really. Who's the character you started off with as well as yours? It's the most important wizard out of anyone I can see.
He's a youthful character in Ham and Ham and Ham, but he's not one that I personally like very highly. We're into windows of top, he's a, not gonna tell you about Rinsons. And welcome to watch The Watch The Podcast where you, listener, lie down on the stage and get host down with warm, salty and content about Terry Pratchett's, uh, Discord books by us, the singer of a brass covers band. Yeah.
That would do well. Yeah. Yeah. Amazing.
Yeah. Hosted by, uh, the Golden Shower of a brassie shower. Right. Oh, that's the freak.
So we're one bad day away from starting an artist to commune in Quebec. I'm your host Chas and I don't know what you, but I'm not a big fan of my name. I'm your host Robin and contrary to popular beef, I will never fucking move to Quebec. Uh, I'm your host Janash and I'm gonna go make a bug.
Hello, I'm your host George and I already ran out of all of my warm, salty podcasting juice doing that introduction earlier. It was very good. So everything funny to say anymore. What's the thing about it that I think it was fine that she did that and then now it's like she might be in time and I'm like, what?
Wasn't the guy into it? Yeah, it was literally fine. Like, I think there's a thing with social media where everything becomes like if it wasn't filmed and then posted all the time, then like no one would care. But something becomes a big thing because people are like reacting to everything all the time and like, let them do what they want to do.
People doing the weird consent discourse about it. Like all people didn't consent to see that. You know, I can't say it. Jesus Christ.
People piss it all the time. People piss it all the time. People piss it all the time. And then throw the bottle into the crowd.
Yeah. You're more than very famously tokalty's dick at the show and he's like, he's been revered for generations of boomers. I think he did go to court for it. He died.
Also, he was a weird dick. The kind of point where you have to be like, do you consent to being at an event? Because you won there, right? So at this point, you know, you can go, you can live.
You'll live. Yeah. Like I might sometimes find it, you know, someone is like very obviously doing a kink thing in public. Maybe you're a little bit uncomfortable with it, you know?
I mean, but this is a rock concert and it's very funny. Exactly. If I'm the big Tesco, I don't want to see piss kink at the big Tesco. You can't piss on the floor in the supermarket.
Yes. We'll help you play it a little bit. And someone has to clean it up. Where's if you're pissing on your mind?
Anyone can piss anyone at a concert. And he wants you to piss on his face. He's cleaning it up. The audience is cheering.
What's your problem? Don't go to the concert. You pussy. This is my honor.
That's right. We're now, we're now at Treasure Podge. That's right. Are you triggered?
I'm triggered. Well, newsflash everyone is pissing all the time every day. I know. I'm just kidding right now.
I'm all intentionally related to know. I'm not an opponent. I'm unemployed and can do with the money. So be happy with your office.
I'm not unemployed, but I also love money. So, so. No, it's true. I will send you a bottle of that piss.
I'll send you my bottle of that. I'll not wear it. I'll wear it. I'll wear it.
I will send you my piss if you pay for it. But you will also be on a watch list for that. I will not get a normal address. Who watches the watch list, am I right?
You know, when you're out about, you can see someone's pissing a plastic barhole and put it down by the side of the road. Yeah. Just taking a picture of that and posting onto it. I can't wait to see this.
Yeah. Yeah. When you're at a public restroom where like the type of men's restroom where it's just like one big urina and it's like basically you're pissing against the wall. You're like a different concept of this.
Take a picture of like a men's restroom that like it was in a concrete bunker. Like half of the room was just a great thing. We talked about this. We might have thought about it.
We might have thought about it. I've never stopped thinking about it. Just like pissing a bit. Sounds like a deal.
Yeah. I wish I could do that. Anyway. I suppose Americans are particularly prone to things.
You can get put on the sex offender's register in some sexing and publix. No, it's like it's counted as an opportunity and it's like they're super like strict about it. You put on the sex offender's register forever. That's so fucked up.
The Americans are so weird about shit. My dad pissed on the Royal Albert Hall. Yeah, he's good. As it is right, it's a British man.
I've never really pissed on places in public, but I did vomit onto the Masonic Hall in Cardiff once I was like, it was good. There is a church in Cardiff which people I have heard refer to as the piss church because it's near several pubs. I was thinking the other one. It's very shady.
Yeah, and people know it's the one near the Pennum wig. Yeah, it's not even that one. Okay. Yeah.
Yeah. Several of my friends have used that as a lavatory. That's a church. I haven't had that as a lavatory, but I have smoked a lot of weed outside.
No, you haven't had as a legal one. Sorry. Anyway. I'll ask.
I'll make a lot of spice. I'll ask for it. Really. I'm speaking of piss.
It's the last continent. The middle of the city. The middle of the city. Yeah, not a huge amount of happens, but we can talk about the stuff that does not happen.
I mean, we talked about the beginning of the episode about how maybe we should have done this in like two episodes, but also it's too late now. Yeah, we've made this decision. Okay. We're going to make one more episode about this book.
The problem is decisions like that need to be made when someone reads the book ahead and we can't do it. I should have thought about it because I just got into the habit of doing three episodes for each one. Yeah. I'll never think about anything.
It works for most books. I think it's going to work for the next few for sure. Yeah. I feel like the Vimes ones, like the watch or even the witches ones, like it makes sense to do three.
I mean, there's just not enough material really to go into. I mean, this is the last two episodes. You haven't gotten happy for a while again. Yeah.
Yeah, they're a long, funny, horse-tray sequence. Here's a list of the things that happen and you can decide if you want to talk about them as I list them or I list them and then we'll talk about them. I mean, the thing about this book is I realized it's why reading it is that it's basically two books. Yeah.
Yes. It's like when it says the last continent, I was like, oh, it's just going to be fantasy Australia. And it turns out that it's half fantasy Australia and half fantasy Galapagos. Yeah.
Yeah. And then like at this point, at this point, at the very beginning, there was like a bit of a hint of like how they would intersect. But for this, middle section is just reading two completely different books. I'm going to tell you now the way they intersect, like, barely makes sense.
Okay. That's kind of kind of part of what it's worth. Yeah. So two stories.
The wizards are still on the island. Funny Evolution Island. They meet the God of Evolution. He's hanging out there.
Checkmate Aethys. They get a boat and they all get really horny about Mrs. Whitlow. Yeah.
And about croquet. Oh, that's only the senior Wrangler. No, it's not the general definite studies. It's the correct.
It's the correct. I was just horny for her. I was just very horny for Mrs. Whitlow.
Very, very funny. I've got to say I was laughing in the real meets place as I was reading this video. Yeah, I got some good letters. That's a really, really good bit.
I also laugh at it. I think I was okay with the one that got the biggest reaction. Really funny. I was really like, ah, I've played croquet with him.
I need to go take a bath. I was like, go back and laugh at his mallets. It's very funny. I thought that one guy just has pictures of pictures of pictures of like picture books, sort of just different croquettes.
Yeah. Yeah. And then at the end he's like, who wants to make Mrs. Whitlow a croquet stick?
Like, oh, I want to ask her if she wants a game for okay. And he wiggles his eyebrows and wiggles like, this is too far. This is disgusting. This is a sick moment.
Yeah. So that's that section. And that's great. And then the other section is Rinseman having more funny Australian reference times.
So a lot of the Rinseman stuff feels like, to me, reading the Rinseman stuff was like, this is a feeling of this is the parody of something that I'm not familiar with. Yeah, right. I think there's stuff in there that is going over my head of somebody who's never been to Australia. I know quite a lot about Australia.
So I do have the reference. Wow. I don't know any like, actual things about Australia. I just like, again, I had to learn about Australia at school and like, granulated itself for no reason.
So most of this is just like references like, Waltzing Matilda, Neg Kelly, Vegemite. I understand the reference of the reference of, they drink weak beer that still gets to drunk because it doesn't taste like shit. Yeah. I understand the reference of kangaroos, everything.
Drop it out. Croquetail down tea as well. What are the drops? What are the drops?
I think it's a funny story that Australian style people that are a bear, it's like an urban sort of, you know, one of those things you tell people to drink then? Oh yeah, I watch out for the bar, it's like, oh, watch out for the drop bears, they fall out the trees and we'll hit you in your eye. Like bed bugs? Yeah, although they're real.
But like, when some fucking palm is going for a walk in the bush, you're like, in jail for drop bears, right? Yeah. That's like a slur. I don't know.
It is, but for British people. Oh, that's fine. Yeah. It's meant to be like, scary koalas, like koalas, but like fucked up.
My biggest thing is that I only know the song, Waltzing Matilda in the Pogues version of that song. Yeah, same. And so, but that's not what's in Matilda, that's the band played watching Matilda, which is a different song. Oh, okay, well that's why I'm confused because also because it's the Pogues every time I hear it, I'm just like, this song is Irish, which the song is.
It's about an Australian thing happening and I'm listening to it, but I'm like, this is Irish, all of this is Irish. Yeah, it's the cover, the Pogues song is the cover version of a song that also itself references and like interpolates watching Matilda, which is not a different song. So it's very confusing. Which does the same thing, like also interpolate the real watching Matilda into a different song.
Because the real song is bad, that's right, Australia, okay, if you're beloved, national icon. Opera House, why does it need so many poofy bits? No, it's not. It's not.
Opera House, you've got to be British, by the way. It's not a theatre, by the way. I think Opera House is my favourite of the references because it's just, it's just a reference to the fact that there is an Opera House in Sydney. Yeah, but now there's a whole bit in there about Peach Mel, but that's like a whole joke that we'll get to next time.
Okay, I'm very excited. It's a little bit about the same opera as in it. It's like very specific, but it's not even half the time, it's not even jokes, it's just like being like, yeah, heard of this. Have you met your mind?
They are, they're like, what do they call it? What do they call it? It's Priscilla Queen of the Desert, but it's like Petunia, the Desert Princess. It's very nice that he's making this Priscilla reference, but it's like very kind of obscure.
It reminds me, and I'm so sorry, Terry, it reminds me of like, whenever a Disney property comes out and then there's like a Balsuide article that's like, did you catch all of these references? Yeah, right. Okay, and it's just like, just saying that a thing exists. I do, yeah.
I think I- I did like the bit where, um, Drop Bear dropped on Rinswender and he went, well, that happened. Have you ever been to the Nostalgia Critic and Related properties? I don't think we have on this podcast. No, but like in person, like, have you, did you have a face while you were watching this video?
No, and I was cool, but I wasn't- I was just an algebra teacher. Yeah, yeah. I was the first time I was in the sense of the career. And those like, anniversary movies that were just like, really long spoof things, drinks together, but it's just like, there's- in the last one, into Baudley Fleet, there's a bit where they just like literal do- Sorry, I never watched it.
I would never do that. I watched it when it came out. I actually liked it, because I was like, 14 years old and I didn't catch. I was able to, I didn't have the media comprehension to see that these people are all fucking miserable doing this.
I was like, what the fuck? But these are like, adults being tortured by like a deranged narcissist, yeah? Yeah. So, I was too busy watching Yugeo abridged the- Yeah that's- I was too busy watching Free Abridged- 150% off.
Oh yeah, 50% off I remember. I'm pretty sure like the guy who did Yugeo abridged also interacted with channel awesome in some way. Yeah, they're in the same, sphere of influence. Good stuff.
I used to watch Ray William Johnson. Oh, my gosh. Oh my gosh. Isn't he?
Is he obviously right now, or is he- he's doing something bad? No, I've no idea. I've watched him since like 2009. since like 2009.
I'm sure I saw something recently that he's like one of the bad things. I'm like, Auntie Vax, or he's in the, I don't know. Exactly. He's like, what the range nonsense I hate being online.
This whole life is a prison. The whole online existence is just a cavalcade of bad things happening to you and being disappointed in things and in things and in people. And I'm sick of it. I was just going to Google his name and then the word allegations.
Oh my God. I am once again asking what the guy's name is because I didn't hear when you said it. Oh, Ray William Johnson. Oh, no idea.
Oh, he's like one of those. Do you want to know? Like Boris Johnson? I can't even remember what he did.
I don't even remember enjoying it very much, but I watched it. Yeah, I mean, I wasn't me with most China lost and stuff. There was only so many YouTube like it's just, you know, smaller and there's. It was different.
It was that, it was that epic meal time, you know, like we made a fucking amazing burger. Yeah, it's freaking huge. I don't think the shit you watch was much better than the shit I watched on YouTube, to be honest. No, I didn't watch YouTube that much to be honest.
Yeah. This wasn't 2012. This was like 2008, no. Yeah.
Yeah. I mostly just watched like Dan and Phil and then I would venture the other ones who turned out to be. Yeah, I would say big, I was big into British users. YouTube.
Yeah. Exactly. Not Dan and Phil to clarify, but like Alex, what's the space? Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think you were about, I'm talking about this on our Patreon episodes very early.
Yeah. The classic Wikipedia article, list of British pedophiles. Yeah, I can do it. Like, it was really like a learning experience of like online content creators, and it really set me up for like the rest of being online.
I think that experience of being like, wow, I love this people. I mean, I just thought, and then more being terrible and being like, okay. Not just being online, just being alive where we have celebrities. Yeah.
I quite like this person. And then like two years later, it's like, oh, okay. Just don't like anyone. So I'm from us.
You can like us because we're on problematic. Yeah. Exactly. I've never done anything wrong in my life.
Wait, wait, the thing I was going to say with it. I'm like, Dan, awesome. He just good videos. I like Dan, awesome.
Yeah, but I don't trust him. You know, I don't trust celebrities. I'm not like, oh, I can do that. I mean, he's still friends with like Lindsey Evans and stuff.
That's fine. He's illegal. I don't give a shit about who's friends are. This is the thing.
I don't care about two other persons, right? I don't care about people's online friendships. I'm not the cops. I'm not the cops.
You mentioned that you mentioned Lisa, what they would say. It's famously illegal for a cop to say I'm not the cops. Yeah, if you're a cop, you have to tell me. Unless you're in Britain, unless you don't have to tell me.
But you do have to like impregnate me three times and start a family with me and not tell me that you're a cop. Yeah. Yeah, if you're a cop. I told you, woman, are you female persuasion?
I don't know. And we were married for several days in the natural style. That's right. I don't know.
This is real and so it's not just the occasional references. But also like, it feels like the way his story develops is it feels like it mimics some sort of Australian story that I'm not familiar with. Like the whole bit when he's in jail and everyone is like, yeah, there's all these ballots of people who broke out of here. I'm still out of time.
I was quite kind of fun. But it also felt like it's a reference to an Australian thing. I'm not familiar with it. I mean, you get it in British American folks on this well.
Ballads of like famous bandits or like high women. This is very interesting. You probably have it in German and Hungarian folks stories as well. Fake songs.
What do they better are the bandits? They're not always about their songs about them. That's true. Yeah.
I think it's just that. But Australia. You just look at the lyrics to the whole thing. It's like, all the things where he's in jail and the guy's like, did you have a Billy Boyle?
And did you do this in the Billabong? It's all just lyrics from Walter Miller. OK. I think it's a great, very, very great.
One thing that was touched with saying swag man. So it's a swag man. It's a swag man. Once a jolly swag man camped by a billabong in the shade of a cooly battery.
He just jumps into the billabong and dies and that's like the end of it. What is a billabong? I'm not a little billabong through the King's and Elizabeth's song, Billabong Valley and also a global retail, I guess. Yeah.
It's like it's an oxbow lake essentially. But I think it can also refer to like seasonally dry creeks. I'm not sure. Yeah.
It doesn't have as good of a ring to it as he fell into the oxbow. He's an early dry creeks. He's an early dry creeks. I can see why billabong works better.
I think you would. It would take a lot to drown yourself in a billabong, I feel. I don't know. I don't know, mate.
They're full of platypi. Platypos. Platypos. One of the only venomous mammals.
Crocodiles. I should have, like, if I were like a good Discord podcast, I would have like spent all of the last week, like researching all of these references and watch crocodile dandy and watch the pre-sail like, you know, the desert and listen to what's in my tail. I didn't do any of this shit. So I don't know.
I don't know what crocodile dandy is. This one is a crocodile. Yeah. Crocodiles is just a good guy.
Yeah, the knife records. They call that a knife. This is a knife. Yeah, I know that big knife.
Yeah. And then Matt says you call that a knife? Well, I'll call this a crossbar. That's pretty good.
Which is pretty good. A real crocodile though, I see. The real crocodile dandy. No, not normally.
No, he's an Australian man. That's another like just like Tango Jack Crocodile dandy or false advertisement. He also has like sheep people in this one and he gets attacked by a one Batman. Oh, that's a- It's very- I'm not really sure why there's like human animal high-bow things.
Is that just like Bojack Crocodile? It's just like Bojack Crocodile. But there was- I mean, it's fun. I like how Rinswine is so shocked by talking animals and comes from Angkmore Park where there's trolls and- Dabby racist.
Zombies and all kinds of things. But I do wonder if the sheep thing was like a sheep shagger dig. Which bit? People say that about New Zealand, I think.
Kiwis. Oh, that's true. That's it. I mean, there's also loads of sheep.
I really connected with all the sheep content. It really like really spoke to me. You are one. Really really.
Well, apart from the way in which you're actually secretly- Okay, you don't understand sheep the way I understand sheep. You didn't grow up with the sheep. You don't know the one Willy and Brace of it. Yeah, on a moonless night.
Yeah. That's a bit- Did we do a summary? Do you have a lana on your skin? That's sort of- Yeah, the oily experience.
Do you ever go to a school where the sheep would break into your school and you'd have to chase them out of the field? So that's the last- We did get attacked by G- a goat at the bus stop repeatedly for one. I'm going to start having an alert system for whenever you two start going, actually I'm more from the country than you. This is our bit, Robin.
At least we're not fucking telling you. Yeah, all right. We have foxes. That's nature.
That's true. I don't think this is even interesting, but I got really bitter because there's this flower that I really like called her Robert. That's also called Stinky Robert. And everyone's like, oh, it smells really bad.
It smells like foxes. And I'm like, no, I really like the smell. And then I went to this birds- the prey center where they had these foxes. And I was smelling the foxes.
And I was like, they actually really do smell like the flower. And it was a big- It was painful. I think I just like the smell of foxes. That's okay.
Yeah, but- I swear there's more- The sign is very at birth. I'm not sure. Yeah, maybe. I don't know.
Do they like the smell of foxes? Probably some of them. Mm-hmm. The fox- The fox musk.
Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, so Rincewind does a bunch of stuff. He's in the pub.
He goes out. He drinks some beer and it's Australian, so it's like- He drinks lager for the first time. He's like, what the fuck? What the fuck is this?
It's me when I drink lager. I'm like, where's the lumps? Where's the bit that's going to give me a suggestion? I want to feel well.
That's how you know it's good beer. No, no, they're the chew on beer. Like, where I live in Germany, the bioriad everyone drinks is hella's, which is like a really pale lager. Yeah.
I like the drink in hella beer, which is different. Like, there's more of a darker one, but I quite like- I drank plenty of hella bit. Yeah. I do quite like a hella's.
I was like, okay, so you're British. Like- Hell, this is nice. Hell, this is nice. I'm a lager girl myself, so I have no stunts taken.
I just like lager match. Lager is- Make me feel gas. It is too fizzy. I like that.
I'm like, so done. Weeks. I like fizzy. Yeah, I like fizzy.