5: The Robust Flavor of a Hammer

It all starts almost sensibly. But by the end, it kind of sailed away for a while there. Not a lot. A little. Or a lot depending upon how you measure these things.... -First, Cade interviews a man who tapes iguanas to a bicycle. It's based on a true story. Seriously. (Obviously it took place in Florida.) -Then, Mac interviews an expert(?) on apples(?) and they go to the phones for some excellent(?) questions(?). -We then do many, many commercials. Or maybe one long one. Hard to say. Lot of words that aren't words, and things that aren't things. Probably some people that aren't people. Apples are mentioned again, though, so that's nice. -We close with a telethon to benefit people who can't see bologna. Or maybe just one person who can't see it.