50: The 4th of July Butter-Your-Family Sale

That's right, people. It's episode FIFTY! The big 50! If episodes were years and our show worked in a lame office, it's coworkers would have decorated it's cubicle with black balloons because they are a hoot. This episode bounces back and forth between two insane places: THE BIG 4TH OF JULY SALES EVENT: We're back at the car dealership, looking to make you a great deal on a happy sandwich that has been made president, or a tea set that REALLY wants to go home with you. Don't miss out on these deals! THE FARM: We just started talking. And sometimes when you start talking, a farm comes out. There are some seriously terrible things that happen on this farm, and we just can't help ourselves but tell you about every one of them. And you'll learn what the Bible says to do if a little monkey that feels like a mongoose comes to your door. So that's nice. So many of you have been giving us lovely iTunes reviews and stopping by and seeing us on Twitter. Keep doing that. We love finding you god damn weirdos.