Here we go then boys and girls issue number 50 of turboswatch radio and well It's a special edition. We've got the zero all-stars. This is this we're pretty excited for this Let's play the fucking theme tune and we'll catch you on the other side Mission number 15 so this is our a new idea that we kind of we bring into bring into the masses zero all stars this week This issue we're doing zero so basically we're finding the all start you're picking your all-star top five zero skaters I pick my five wheels pick this five John is picked his five, but we have to agree There's only five spaces, you know, we're kind of triple team managers We might have to put heads a little bit on this one, but we have to know we have to wiggle it down to five So, you know, we're gonna have to agree we have to disagree But the way it's gonna work obviously three of us it worked perfectly if I picked someone John is pick someone Well, as an obviously, you know, our skaters gonna take take a place. Do you understand that boys?
You kind of you get the gist with that? Yeah, yeah Right, well, that's uh, I mean, yeah, so basically we've got a fucking decent amount of skaters a pick from so from 1996 that's when zero sided you at 996 up until 2020 at the moment We've all all of these skates to pick from and into you know to build your your favorite, you know Your favorite team if you could pick any you could have you could have Tom Aster you could have you could have Eric Ellington You could have all those people on the same team You know, I mean, it's a real nice idea of it because just imagine if you could just it's kind of like playing football manager or something like that You just get to pick pick random fucking players from all over the place and stick together So he wants to go first he wants to step up to the plate first. I mean There's we all know we've got this same person on our list I don't know if we'll ever start with that. Well, let's let's start with this name.
Let's start with this name You start with you say you say your number one pick in the draft pick of to what radio. Yeah, you go for it Who's your first pick? It's critical. I mean, right.
Yeah, come on. Come on now. Yeah, you know two times get a year fucking street League winner, a move money cup winner great skateboard of all time Yeah, what else can you say? Well, you know you got him on your list as well mate?
I got a cobra on there for sure Exactly. So Cobra gets a number one spot, right? So what we're gonna do now underneath my list? I'm gonna make another list because obviously we've got to agree with this Chris Cole gets on there.
Yeah, this is where it's gonna start getting a little bit sticky. I think Let's let's go. Okay. Let's the number number two.
I'm gonna stick actually again We'll go with some I think you might another person might have this person on Ellis. All right, so we can kind of whittle it down this way I've got Tommy Sandoval. Oh my yeah, I got Tommy Sandoval. Oh my yeah, me too.
There we go. Oh, he's a bit too easy You're gonna pick some obscure person that hasn't been around for 20 years Yeah, there might be one right. So Chris Cole team captain, well, maybe Number two Tommy guns number three wheels. You want to bring something up that you've got on your I'm thinking maybe one of you but sure fallen.
Oh, no, sorry zero wouldn't quite be zero about the chief. You know, I'm saying But Jamie Thomas, so I'm putting forward I'm just gonna put out there that he's not on my list Okay, so the chief The chief can still get in. You know, I mean the chief can still get in but he's just I'm with you. Well, fuck me, you know, if he was listening to Australia He probably wouldn't do it again because Anyway, so let's put the chief on the side.
He's Yeah, so so I bring another name up. Do you want to bring another name up? Oh, I got another name so this This is like my third pick because it was Chris Cole Tommy Sandoval and then it's Nick Bizario. I knew you're gonna fucking say that I Just because you're the second coming of him or whatever.
You know me Yeah, just just to disappoint you. Do you know he's not? We're just we're just putting Nick on the side, shall we? Okay, so it's me to throw one out.
Right, so I'm gonna go with John Retray. I Mean that's a good choice. He was skating legend me. I had him in my honorable mention list.
So he's not on your list Well, he was so close to making the top five mine, but he is not on my list I just I just really miss I was mentioning now. We'll carry on so we get it and then we'll get into debates We'll have like a second group of like rejected skaters. Do you know? I mean like a top five?
Yeah, yeah, exactly Well, yeah, there's a few reasons why I think he should get on there. I'm just gonna just gonna warn you guys There's some good reasons why you should have him but we'll carry on so um, so where you wanna go for another one? Yeah, well, so my first three was Chris Cole JT and then Tomy Guerns, so now on my list is Windsor James mate He was very close to being on my list very very close on yeah, he is Fucking how he's just all round good all round good, but he didn't he didn't make a couple me He didn't make a couple me he was very very close for me because he's just zero need in my fucker like that You know, I mean that's and that's that's a reason I don't fucking fight your corner because I've got my boys in there But I mean, it's there. I need someone who was just yeah, just fucking powerhouse, but just trick selection on point Yeah, but yeah, I'm with you.
Do you know you put Windsor James in there? He's not my list now Okay, I'm into James. I just get him down the side Is it go is it you go again Johnny? Yeah, I mean you could probably guess the rest of my list But my next choice is a Garrett Hill Yeah, I reckon we'll might have Garrett Hill He's a pop show King so yeah, he's not on my list My list but two votes Garrett's in so I mean this we've breaking this down already Chris Cole Tommy guns and fucking go out Here on a zero team, you know, you know, you know, you know, that's some good shit right there already So we're already winning.
You know, I mean, right? So my next this is me right now boys Yeah, my next votes is Chris Weimer one of the newest pros for zero He is probably one of their best skates of all time And that's why that's why he's on there is frontside flip kicks a fuck out of pretty much everyone else is including Tommy guns I will say that Chris we might as a better frontside and Tommy guns He is the future basically when you know the next 15 years if we're gonna get picked up by fucking a favor or something He's gonna be he's got he's their poster boy And he is just he's better than anyone else on this list probably better than most people in the whole team So that's why I take it you boys input on there That I look to right past right past them to be honest, but you're right Yeah, right go for it then well that was my we've gone from my top five because you only got me on the other Garrett Hill So that's a bit my last one You can put on you know, I suppose you can know that if that's your last one mate Should we just move on if you've got another one that you have it one more? Yeah, throw one that you have it hasn't been put out there Dane Berman Fucking hell. Yeah, he's not on my list Completely I completely look I didn't even fucking think about Dane Berman.
Sorry Dane But fan of the show yeah well Exactly okay, so I'm gonna put my my next up way out probably Possibly one of my biggest influencers in skating is join Ali The best flip to rail motherfucker of all time flip into a handrail I don't think it's anyone better than him, but I tell you Chris Chris Weimar is up there. He's he's a second. He's a second coming So let's try read out the the next list that we've got yeah, so well the team at the moment we've got Cole Tommy Sandoval and Garrett Hill. They're gonna say five people Yes, yeah, yeah, we're all yeah, we've all got yeah, we've all got our boys out there now So we've got Dane Berman Chris Weimar wins James Jamie Thomas Nick was area John Retray and John Ali Right now top of the list John I put Justin at the order I put him up at Dane Berman up there Hmm come on then what you saying why does he deserve to get that fourth spot in the you know there's only two spots left Does why does he deserve you on there?
Because I think he just sort of screams zero if we're doing a zero or stars What other guy is jumping down these monster rails doing these weird hover things and just? Busser a really quick nice straight up in the middle of the lines what more I don't think you need to say more than that really right? You might need to because I'm with you know Dane Berman is a fucking certified motherfucker, right? We know that he is absolutely incredible skateboarder He's put out some of the heaviest parts of all time, but I 100% some of the biggest enders he's hit So yeah, I can see why he could deserve for if I'm looking you know I'm looking kind of looking down the other side I want my boys to get on there If I'm looking down the list of the ones we've got and I'm just gonna put out there I'm gonna put out there right now.
I'm gonna be rooting for Jamie Thomas not get on this squad I don't want to swag Is a bad alternative you know I mean I could I could put you know if I'm gonna have Cole Tommy guns Garrett here with Dane Birmingham team I Fended me too much. That's pretty good. I think of it this way if you're doing King of the Road Tell me So let's jump to let's jump to Windsor James. Tell us why you know what you want him on your team I mean why you know what's he gonna bring to the what's he gonna bring to the table for us?
Oh man, he's just got you just got flavor and style, but I guess it's a dream team on he's good now But obviously back in the day at a bit probably take a bit more than be in so It's them in their all-time greatness mate. I mean, it's not yeah, it's them when they were their fucking their best Yeah So yeah, yeah wins Windsor. He is again. He's He's fucking decent.
You know, I mean like he's always he's put out some good shit. I don't think he's been really Blessed with kind of like enough screen time and enough kind of like push That zero probably should have done with him. I think they really could have kind of not post the board him because that any style you know, I mean he and into that sort of shit, but I think they really could have Used him to kind of just give give zero a different edge give him a different flavor you know, I mean like he just Yeah, he's just he's just got something that the other boys and he's just got a bit more fucking sees to it Yeah, they definitely Get him up getting onto the squad, but you know, if I'm looking down this list and I've seen Dane Berman and Frank Windsor James or whatever It's it's hard. That's that's a hard kind of mountain to climb the Windsor.
Yeah, I can get himself passed. Oh, Dane Berman I would agree that they should be on the team I think that was a second vote There's also one of at least one or two other people Other than my two votes that happily vote towards exactly Not fully confirmed Let's let's move on. Let's go to um, I'll pick up John rich ray. So scotch motherfucker had some great video parts Transition motherfucker as well.
Not you can hear streets. You know, if you've seen this time to live video a lot pretty much mostly street Which you're talking about king of road motherfucker this? John rich ray is gonna get your points. Have you seen him on king of road?
He gets you the points He gets you the points. He sells you gonna sell some boards for those training guys I mean, you ain't gonna alienate you he's gonna get some boards for the training guys. They want some Um, he is just he's all rounder all rounder and you're gonna get some of the UK boards sales as well So i'm looking at from a from that's a point of view, but he is better than anyone else at transition on this list Without a doubt. Yeah, I mean John ratray was Very close to being on my list, but I put nippers area ahead of him.
Just yeah But yeah, I mean if we're the king of the road thing is a very good If it's an all-stars team surely you want to take your all-star team on king of the road and win those points So maybe maybe ratray gets a vote, but oh What are you thinking? John ray definitely gets a vote in my end over Dane just because of history but i'm saying king of the road all time Doing good JT man. I know he's not allowed to be Mate i'm with you know, he can do those trade flip double flips. He can do some wall ride motherfucking bullshit You know he can do yeah, yeah, I'm with you will you know I understand that half the stuff that I like that he does The other boys have got my person if i'm gonna put it if i'm gonna fucking lay this back down on james I'm right now, which i'm gonna I don't think he's had a good part, right Yeah Really It all comes down It's not that he had a good part, right But in zero dine to live him giving himself fucking last part when chris paul And certified g and should have got it and the way you've had that fucking cowboy music in the background We're in fucking skimp to the sunset down the road, right with his and he had the long shit hair at that point He didn't have the mid-air with a short hair it was like a bit bit too kind of like you know like He had the lumberjack show all the time.
You know, I mean it was kind of like I'm just it all comes down back. He comes back to there and He's if he needs to put bike in a line just to only over a bike in a line. I mean into it You know, I'm talking about I think it's like a um, I think it might be in the fallen video Um, which obviously doesn't know doesn't really count what kind it does He sticks a bike in line to boost over a bike and it's like Chris Colton eating a fucking bike Is he Chris Colton just not gonna worry about it So that's where it comes back. But yeah, Ian added spectacular part for a fucking long time Probably probably from fucking the thrill of all you know, I mean like Um Yeah, so that's that's that's my two cents and jamie's on.
Don't get wrong He's one of the greatest one eight years of all time But again comes across as a bit of a cunt. Um, that's just how it is Don't be wrong. I'd be respectful and I shake jamie's own and probably call him that to his face See what he says in a nice way, you know, in a tongue and cheek sort of way Just to see if he can have a laugh and a joke about it not be too serious Um, but to me just I don't know there's a bit of a serious side to him that you just need to fucking light the fuck up a little bit But then again, you don't win King of road three years in a road. Do you if you're not cracking a whip so Yeah, yeah I pulled him down there.
I tried to pull it back up there. You know, I mean, I just just kicked into the curb and I just tried to pick Them up and dust them off a little bit. Right. So you're gonna talk about you want to even attempt to get Nick bazari on his teammate or you just That's a losing battle.
I mean just This is the speed and attack, but I don't think it's enough to get on Yeah, it's his speed attack is brilliant. It is so good and when you're watching for polar now, you know, I mean He's one of their skaters kind of like old how he hellberg It's like they can just a big old boy's and they just fucking throw down. No, I mean, yeah He's got a little bit more skill skill in his in his boots than Nick has but when Nick bazari hits a big kick You know grass gap or something is special, you know, when he's going a million miles an hour and He's shit and rips his his t-shirt into you know, I mean like it is uh Is he is something special? He has a special skateboard to watch but he can't hit a fucking all-stars I mean like just imagine you're Michael Jordan.
Yeah, Scotty Pippin Charles Barkley, and then you're just picking some ch- who the fuck's that? You know, you can't what is he really what is he bringing that because he's you know, he's a poor man's dame berman You know, I mean dame can do everything he can do Yeah, true. Yeah, cool. Cool.
Good. Everything he could do. Tommy guns could do everything he could do. Garrett Hill could do everything he could do Yeah, so Yeah, and dame berman's not even on this team yet mate, so Uh, right, so let's let's bring up.
I just want to so I've got my boys. So I've got john alley Um, and I've got chris wimer now. I don't know if i'm a bit more in touch with the zero boys I mean, I keep keep my ear to the ground with them chris chris wimer is again. I'll tell you right now He's probably gonna get skater in the future.
He is that good. He's probably gonna get it He just needs to put the beer parts out the right time of year. Um Because he confronts I flip down fucking 20 stairs Oh nice, you know, I mean he's he's he can kick flip you know, he can kick flip into rails, you know kickflip front tail on a handrail You know that sort of he's that sort of good Um, but that's what i put john alley in there. You know, I mean, again, you go back to his down to the part He has a section where he does a kickflip into every fucking rail trick Every trick not mean kickflip back notes kickflip front nose kickflip back tail kickflip Um back lip kickflip front lip not me no one was doing kickflip front lip when john alley was doing kickflip front lips I know he probably ain't gonna sell you as many boards.
You know, I mean just because i'm the only country brought him up So you're always probably gonna buy his board Um He was he was heading shoulders above everyone. Um in collet the early early 2000s of rail skaters. I don't think anyone could touch him Yeah, it definitely was was definitely ahead of the time With the flipping rails Right, i'll take it out of the cello so uh chris chris why miss the only other person i can put up there that Has stayed a future zero, but again It was it's kind of you know, let me go back to my basketball now I don't know too much about basketball, but LeBron james has come like the new michael jordan any so do you want LeBron james to be with playing with michael jordan If you do then maybe chris why miss you you man is stick on there But is he even like at the prawn james level because at least LeBron james still has a bit more recognition I think well, yeah, yeah, he ain't LeBron james yet. I'm saying he ain't LeBron james yet But he pretty much is you know, i mean he's there he's there they're about You just need to see what he's saying for f.a mate.
He would have once get ready Okay, so so right let's go back around then So lane berman Are we sticking on list? I reckon he's got to be on this list Where are you saying? John rat race and yeah, this is what i was gonna say. I'm gonna join rat trade vote.
So john rat race getting on Okay, let's yeah, okay, we're john's you know Jamie Tom Jt for john rat race Yeah bizario is gone rat race in So well yeah bizario can fuck off i'll take it john how he's not gonna get a vote from any of your boys Uh chris why he's gone he ain't the boc the brom james yet He's not making a cut win to james is gone So we are down to the chief against dane berman And it's you know, it's it's a tough one in it because i think Breaking it down. I think if you would have put the chief into this team they were they were all on the same team as each other Uh, but it may have just made the The team anyway, yeah, but dane berman. I don't know I think he probably wasn't the same team as all of these other boys, but i wouldn't be surprised if they're you know I mean they might was he was he on the same team as john rat race? Mr.
Maturace, you know It's not properly. I don't think You know when some pros have that kind of on john rat race as well that kind of like in between state Yeah, it's like i guess he's on zero. Yeah, but not really So now yeah now it's just down between dane berman and the chief So what we come on what what we're saying because i mean it's it's a difficult one, isn't it? It's tough.
Yeah, no i didn't pick jamey jamey's there at the end so it's Yeah, but what is jamey tom was doing that dane berman can't That's that's it. That's what i'm kind of stuck on the say right now Other than Iconic that's what i would like to know Is he gonna sell more boards though? Jamie probably jamey's gonna sell more boards than fucking dane berman mate I don't know boards Oh god yeah Black ink i've got down his name is an ink right here so Yeah, fuck it's like shit. We just saw carat and just put dane and jamey on there So yeah, we stick with carat we got to stick with carat now and we he's on so we can't Yeah, you got two votes Who's putting an echo like it is a tough one Well, i'm gonna say dane berman.
Well dane berman obviously got my vote That's why he's on this list anyway, but i'm just gonna reiterate it more and i think I think he deserves to be on it. I know zero wouldn't be zero without jamey tomas, but I I think in their prime maybe Maybe berman's capable of more yeah possibly Yeah, I mean put berman back in the 90s. I don't know So yeah, i'm all right prime i'm hearing you Who do you think's winning in a prime game escape? Thomas But in the nah factor obviously not a game escape game Yeah I mean what is zero at the end of the day zero isn't a game escape team Well, yeah, i know it's both takin nah, but mainly nah Yeah, but they're a company i need to sell boards mate so Well, let's let's just break this let's just break this team down again Right if we're gonna you know we're gonna make them into a basketball team or whatever and you're selling shirts and you're selling You know you want to not just something to be looking at this team this is it's i'm struggling now I am struggling because it's kind of like right you're chris motherfucking col right who's your who's your all star player right in it He's your man.
He's he's he's if he isn't on someone's all time zero list they ain't certified to fucking play this game Tommy Sandoval was the next coming he was he was the next coming when coles there and then he fucking took it when coles Tommy Sandoval frontside flipping down the biggest shit you ever seen front flipping down the biggest shit you ever seen Um, he is just he is fucking great. So no one can dispute Tommy Sandoval can they they just can't do it? No Garrett hill is is is a kind of uh, zero player recognizable tall lanky motherfucker gonna wear some I mean he gives up more that emo side so you kind of you might sell some tickets there with that sort of thing Great skateboard. Probably actually very underrated skater still hit a lot of shit everyone else did not only 50 50s and everything so he's he's uh yeah proper zero John roger is gonna give you the transition skating you're gonna need in this in this game We've got you surely got one transition skate if you can ideally Um again in king of road, you know if you compete in at the big in the big leagues, it's good to have John roger a but it's still it's like Dane Berman is a better skater than Jamie Thomas, right?
I'm fucking putting out there he is but Jamie Thomas If if you were selling a bit like a zero kind of times the NBA jersey and they weren't a Jamie Thomas shirt You'd be pretty confident yeah But then again you'll be asking for the day of berm a month ago. Well we've got Garrett hill Yeah, I mean we've made a road for our own back with us when I think I mean it comes down to you two really Well, I mean, yeah, I suppose your vote has casted I don't think I suppose you suppose you get a quick minute but because he hasn't been officially eliminated from the list he's still in play Yeah, where what what are we thinking mate? I mean we can kind of deal what do you reckon We stick we stick by me in there. I do but JT and air for this shirt sales.
Oh, it's just so hard. I know what you mean Dane overall Probably is a better skater than potentially can only keep getting better. But obviously he's a Jamie Thomas was a bit more Breaking with it at the time Yeah, I mean it's good at that again Yeah, it is but I mean, you know, you know, you're looking down the winch when John I said Dane Berman I don't know why I don't know why he didn't even come into my fucking he didn't even come into my head Um, it's obviously you got your favorites I mean, you've got the people that you want to stick in there and you want to try and you want to try and get one of your boys in there But like on this list, you know, I mean if it bermans in this list it is a fucking heavy hitter You know, I mean, I mean, maybe maybe this is the compromise that we can play with right is that Jamie Thomas is a coach of this team any You know, I mean if they had a basketball team Jamie Thomas is a coach and bermons Yeah, bermons on the team because you surely you'd want berman on the squad I mean, he's you can do more than Jamie Thomas Jamie Thomas got the nail snow if in so we could just put him in a little suit on the side and tell him how to throw the ball I think that's how we're going to I think yeah, he's kind of done like a frank lampard has become like the manager He's done his dues, but yeah, he is just the number one honorable mention, I guess Yeah, I think I think that's fair, right? I think I think we run down this this team Um, and I'm sure there might be people listening going like how the fuck did carrot hill get on there or john redrew a or whatever If you're talking about About the legit squad and the legit zero squad that was there that you know that one in the king of roads that were there having like all of these old boys Have had a great video part all of them had a great one that you can remember You know, I mean they've all had great song, you know great video great enders all kind of skate a different way They're all different they are all different they've got like amalgamations of each other and they not mean but This squad is pretty heavy.
You know coal Tommy Sandoval Garrett Hill John return dame berman with jama tomas is a coach That's the way to do it in it. That's that's the only way to do it because you can't Because surely you can't eliminate I suppose you know a lot of people would be saying it may be Garrett Hill and john redrew you could eliminate them And six and I was in front of them, but it's it's hard right and I just think they're there you're middle field They're they're your versatile players. It can just they're gonna get the job done. You know, we can we count Yeah Yeah, no, absolutely So we're happy with that and we're gonna we're gonna declare we have got the zero stars we've uh it's taken us, you know About half an hour or so, but we've we've got we've got the all-time great zero stars of chris coal Tommy Sandoval Garrett Hill John would trade and dame berman.
We're happy with that and we Very happy. Yeah, I'm happy Nice. Well, well, we're still on the air boys. Let's uh, I'm gonna put it out right now So we can actually have a little discussion about before we we sign off in the and right we'll skate off into sunset Like jama tomas didn't die until it Um, who we who what team are we doing next for the all-stars because I know the all-star I like this concept so it would be easier for us to kind of we don't have to you know Try and have an orgasm over someone doing a you know frontside flip down stairs or something But there's it's a nice it's a nice concept and I think anyone can kind of play along at home You know, I mean you can always shut the fuck up.
How are they getting them in there? I just here we going for Johnny got any ideas of it? What sort of teams we can you know we can shoot it we don't have to cement it down But what's a team that you'd like maybe to a couple of teams you'd like to kind of say, you know all-time great? Um, maybe go because if you sort of go back far enough they've had they've had people like Stevie Williams and stuff like that and p-rod on there Steve Williams is on chocolate, but I'm with you.
Oh, okay. Yeah, we could still do chocolate Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm with you. Go chocolate. That's but yeah, yeah, yeah, p-rod Yeah, I mean what's the motherfucker went into rapping and stuff?
What was his name? Johnny Rogers Jeremy Rogers He was one of the first players before I was going to say he was better than everyone. He was probably the best game in the world at the time Yeah, so it's you know, I mean 16 or something, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah Anyway, there's one idea.
I mean we could get stuck into we could get stuck into that any teams you're thinking of will they can be shooting teams as well But I think 14's a little bit easier, but you know because you team in there. I'm probably thinking a plan B for sure would be a real good one That is a good one where you know, it's Cobra Chris gets in there again, didn't he? Yeah, yeah Well, yeah, he read how many of these lists are gonna have a Yeah, the plan B one that's hard. Yeah, yeah, you're right John.
Yeah, we just pick one to pick Chris Cullen But yeah, it's yeah, it's it's plan B as a sticky one in it because like you said You got shekler in there and if you can't put him into a into an all-time plan B team Which you might you might not make it though, but if you can't put him in there what the fuck going on Danny way he's got to be in there You know, you have to be in there, you know, there's so many there's so many Ones that you kind of you can't drop but then again Jamie Thomas was a fucking coach for a But the zero school stars, so it's easy said and done I'm just trying to think of another one the only thing I was thinking of was like Addio maybe back in the day, you know It was a powerhouse in the shoe game for a long time. Yeah, you know, you've got the likes of people like Tony Hawk in there Kenny Anderson, you know Bam for the board sales, you know what the shoe sales, you know, so so It's there's some good teams in there. I think we could really sink into I mean, maybe maybe we could put out the listeners right in, you know Let's know if there's a certain team you want us to break down. We'll break it, you know, get into doing all stars for him And go from there, but yeah plan B might be a plan B might be a good one.
You know, the girl boys might be a good one as well You know, that's uh There's some depth there. You know, I mean there's some real there's some real depth in those squads Yeah, that's what I call it there boys. Hey, we've had a good good all stars round Think you know, we were pretty You know, we went to hostile towards each other. I thought we we got down to business pretty well Tried it tried to sneak a couple of favorites in there ourselves, but yeah, I think I think all and all we came out with a good squad So, um, yeah, we can we can be happy with that.
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