501 – A Bag of Cloacae (Maximum Security, Part 1 of 2)

In which an event begins; Earth is problematic; the Phoenix Force is an unreliable narrator; Max Power just wants to make safer party drugs; and we miss Opal Tanaka. X-PLAINED: The fate of the D’Bari Maximum Security: Dangerous Planet Maximum Security #1 Uncanny X-Men #387 Iron Man #35 Bishop the Last X-Man #15 Voting in space A bad plan U.S. Agent (John Walker) A peculiar marketplace A dangerous hat Starhammer Space romance problems Breaking into Earth Max Power Magic dirt Littletown, Nebraska An extremely upsetting baby A very impressive crash landing What Bishop’s been up to Human X-characters we’d like to see more of Some kid named Michael Trading cards we’d like NEXT EPISODE: Maximum Security concludes! Check out the visual companion to this episode on our blog. Find us on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! Jay and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to help support the podcast–and unlock more cool stuff–you can do that right here! Buy rad swag at our Dashery shop!