509: A Sandwich and Some Creamy Ranch

This podcast is basically all over the place! First, the Grinch made her holiday debut on the podcast. Kellie isn’t exactly thrilled with her Christmas tree, but will she let it kill her holiday spirit? Should the Elf on the Shelf be worried? Kellie’s office Christmas party is this weekend, which led to stories of office hookups, which led to Allen having a hoochie box, which led to Kellie getting drunk on cough syrup…which led to Phil Collins hurting his back….This will all make sense when you listen. Hopefully. While Allen is trying to figure out ways to infiltrate the ladies’ knitting circle at his favorite Starbucks, Kellie is stressed about the gingerbread house decorating contest she’s locked herself into. You’ll also hear about Kellie’s Walmart fashion find and get Allen’s hot sports opinion on the college football championship games before they bring it all home for Jerome. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Helix Sleep - Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners. Go to HelixSleep.com/SANDWICH. This is their best offer yet and it won’t last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now. Caden Lane - Caden Lane is your one-stop shop for all your newborn, infant and toddler apparel. Head to CadenLane.com/SANDWICH and use code SANDWICH for 20% off your order. SOUL - It’s time to get the sleep you deserve. Head to GetSoul.com/SANDWICH and use code SANDWICH for 20% off your order. FACTOR - Head to FactorMeals.com/sandwich50 and use code sandwich50 to get 50% off. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.