513. UI Garbage

513. UI Garbage from lara's hype eng vol. AG. Web player, likes, and session sync: https://lare.m-d-r-n.com/play/513 Telegram post: https://telegram.me/lara_just_in_case/602 Lyrics: [Verse 1] Hot take, and yes I'm posting it on LinkedIn: Notion is UI garbage, I said what I said. For writing text it's fine, I guess, it's barely holding, but table usability is completely dead. [Verse 2] Enterprise knowledge management tool — at any meaningful org scale? Come on. No. KPI cells drifting off the edge of the screen, people enter data once and never go back. [Chorus] UI garbage, UI garbage, why is this here, nobody can explain. UI garbage, UI garbage, you can write in it, that's basically the whole thing. [Bridge] Team is sitting there, significant scale, Notion's lagging, manager is yelling deadline. Knowledge base went down at eight a.m. — that hot take was hot because it was true. [Chorus] UI garbage, UI garbage, why is this here, nobody can explain. UI garbage, UI garbage, you can write in it, that's basically the whole thing. [Outro] That's basically the whole thing. That's basically the whole thing.