He's gonna get money. Yeah, I'm just talking about... No, no, no, no, no, no. You know what?
You know what? I'll do a reality show. Nah, the court. They will do a reality show.
That's then shit done. They have already shut on the court, right? And now you're not gonna do that. They're gonna just fop up with their hands.
She hasn't got long anyway. How old is she? Why tea-sucking? Look, even then Charles gets next.
Then what? Skippy? Good morning. We're gonna have to do a reality show.
Welcome to Royal Talk. Big news. So Harry's left. Harry's left.
So we're trying to figure out what job he's gonna do. He's gonna do podcast. Yeah. Well, we're gonna sponsor him a little bit.
Yeah, he ain't probably doing any news to the money. Don't know. He doesn't know what was for us. No, I'm sure he does.
It's three. You're not doing client deal speaking. You heard how? You heard myself?
And I've got Tom from Tom's All Day Body, a roving reporter. Today we're gonna talk about some of that. How about you, Bill? How about you, Bill?
Happy day. Thank you. Happy New Year to both of you. How was camera?
Snokey. Was it that bad down there? That's not the worst quality area in the world. No, that's not the snoke in the bush.
That was all the beat. That's how it is always in camera. No, no, it was bad. You look at the hotel room you couldn't see.
Especially on Saturday night. Yeah. That was just your point. No, no, no.
I had no 10-year-old son with me. I wasn't just straight. Oh, straight. No, you couldn't see.
It was bad. Sit off the smoke alarms in the hotel. Oh, that's what's going on. That went off a couple times.
Hey, could you smell the ash? No, it was like there was a fire. Yeah, that's fine. Wow.
And the summoner's still all the burnouts. You know, it's a little bit of a different smell. You know, you usually get the charcoal wood smell. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. The rubber smell. You know, I mean, you're outside a lot of fire. And a lot of fire, isn't.
A lot of fire and some smarting throughout rabbit-tire in there. And a lot of thunder wrecks at the party. But you couldn't see what the burnout... ...and the stadium wasn't this year.
Well, they got two this year. Oh, I think they had last year. I mean, I was... ...yeah, say, I mean, you've been over it for a long time.
You've been over it for a long time. You've been over it for a long time. You're a redo number. Yeah.
You're a redo number. So if you go, if you went... ...somehow to 30 now, what's the matter? I don't think so.
I can't remember. Look at who put it here, what a fact finding missions can be. Well, I know it's on over here, and it's just on the video. I've already told you that we don't smoke, it's not that much.
Right? Right? I know, but I always have my same numbers every year. Yes, that's exactly what I'm getting at.
So if you registered back in Dang Island, you won, let's call it, and you re-registered over here. You keep your original numbers. Yeah, it works. You reserve it every year.
Yes, that's your number. Yeah. Like I keep 66, 67, I only stumbled on that by accident. There's been a year ago, I took the 67 Mustang, and they gave me 67.
And I didn't know this even while I was there. And I come back, and one of my panel beaters goes to me, oh, that's good how they matched up. You're entering number with the car. I'll scratch my head.
Yeah, they do, right. They kept those numbers. So I kept them, 66, 67. We do laps, and you're 40, what's the numbers that go on out?
40, just, I feel like, 2001, yeah. And then you've got the old timer in your car. It's like having that rear number blank. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like all of these guys being here from stuff. Well, many years ago, the bags already were pre-packed. This year's the first year that I've been digital when you go to screw it in. Yeah.
But before, then, to have everything, you get a gift bag when you enter. So, you get notes in it, please. If you're not using the number next year, can you give it to me or if you want something forward? Well, like a personal note.
Yeah, like a personal note, I've got that twice. Yes. So, let me just say for the audience, you've got a hot car that you want to take down some of that. So, do you register months in advance or months?
Like, you go online? The whole thing, I think it started from now or shortly. It's cheaper now. And then it gets to one month before, you know, just keeps on going up and forth.
So, do you tell them how you're bringing it? Yeah, you've got to fill in the whole form. And then you're still going to go to screw it in here. So, you turn up either on a carriage or you drive down.
And then you go in like a big garage, big. Yeah, there's a race track, a horse or a pretty short horse track. They've got a big shed and you just line up and you just go through. They've got people that check your lights, batteries, things.
Just for safety. It's mainly safety. Yeah, because some cars here are not really registered, are they? Yeah, well, they've got different avenues for that.
But they also check the car to see if it's where they're going in there. So, you can't just turn up in a Rolls Royce pattern. They're not going to let you in. No, well, I did turn up once in there.
Walk it, sure. Was it the, what, the W-4-2? W-4-2, so. And then I'll be back.
They'll be back. Because it was two new. No, well, she said we've not back plenty of these today. And you're no exception.
There's only 150 other back. I explained that to the lady and she didn't want to hear a bar of it. I told her that these are special. But they're letting the highlaxes with their toolbox on the back.
Yeah, well, they're special. So, if they're cost. They are special. Then they go off and saw it's like, jolly hours and dragon.
Yeah. I got back that year. With the 4-2-0. So, I had the owner of the W-4-2-0.
And then I got a different car and you found me so I drive back to Sydney. You drive back with it either. Yeah, when booked at the hotel. And then I had like three hours or whatever to get back.
Yeah, I was trying. Yeah. No, because it's closed at nine or ten o'clock. Yeah.
Drive back to Sydney, Major, which we had at the service station. Full tack of gas. Oh, you can't have it. No, no, no, no.
But Bruce, me? Yeah. Full tack of gas. Can I have a V and two chocolate bars?
What did you take the up? I took the up. V and group A. Oh, I forgot.
No, hang on. No air conditioning. No radio. Did he take them out?
Yeah. That was an experience, especially when we're coming back in 40 degree. They turned heads down in the group A? Oh, really?
It did. I took the same car down this year. Oh, well, fast forward. So you get a screw near him and they go through it.
So any driver's screw near you? No, no, no, no. They've got this only 70 of people and it's old and like, yeah, yeah, yeah. So what was the other issue?
It's almost cars. Like everyone's got things hanging out of their bottom. Yeah, okay. Every car's blowing or it is cool.
There's a beautiful car. There must be a lot of money and a lot of time there is some beautiful cars. Especially in the provisions where they're showing them some cars. Oh, no, they're like pieces of art.
Yeah. Like there's the cars. So when you get into Sommenatz, those have never been. You've got like a three kilometer.
It's in camera exhibition. It's like a three kilometer, two lane road that goes around. It's a slung. It's a service road.
Yeah. But they've turned that into a track and it goes two ways. That's right. People are literally driving around all day, showing off their cars.
And there's people on the route. You do get in the ward for doing the most laps or, you know, being straight. They've got like, there's all different classes on the ward you get. Like, and they also do a parade lap outside of the Sommenatz.
See, they changed. Now we know what this you didn't. I don't know if it's happening. But eight years ago, it was a lot worse.
You used to use even than they really had. Yeah. They moved it to wake after news after that information. Yeah.
So whatever this year was, there's an Eagle Hawk when you come into Canberra. Yeah. Right? So that's that little, that's in New South Wales, technically.
Right? So just before you, yeah. Yeah. There's hotels.
So all the natives decided that they go for a drive and it basically turned into that infamous New Year's where they started, coming from police cars with bottles and stuff. No, they're on New Year's. Yeah. Right?
No, no, no, no. This was through the Sommenatz. They were all putting up photos. Well, they could hide.
So you thought you'd change by the police because they'll send us smoke, yeah? Well, they're putting up photos, videos. The best one was the Sommenpina port. He goes, lots of action in Canberra.
This is not at the Sommenatz. Well, they keep on saying I'm going to move it because of the things that happen. Yeah. Unfortunately, all cars there had, some of that's because it's on.
But it's a great venue for us. It's not on for that. It's spot on. There's no residential properties within Cooley.
There is. Well, you've been, it's a reason. No, that's the residential coming closer to the track. The Sommenatz actually went through.
It's not on the outside. Actually, the Sommenatz actually went through, right? The Sommenatz went through a period where it dropped off a bit. That was when they changed the date.
Yeah. So when it first met from New Year's Eve to the weekend after half of us. Yeah. It dropped off.
And then it actually picked up. Then they got, the piece they brigade got on board. They want to make a family friendly. So then, yeah, they crack down on all the girls flashing their boobs.
Right? They crack down on the waltas. That was a good use. That was a good use.
Right? That's what they went for. Right? You don't want to see it.
Don't go. Right? Don't want to see it. Don't go.
Look, whatever they put, it is a good event because of the volume of cars and. That's right. Again, it's stuck now. And then they brought in.
They brought in Skid Row. Yeah. Then, because you're burning out, standard. Right?
And that worked well very well last year. This year, it went to shit again because floor that started going, burnouts outside of that area. I always do burnouts outside that area. But there's a certain point where they pick you go on too crazy.
That's what they went to crazy. Cars out of that niche? You know what it's like. Yeah.
Cars out of that niche, what people doing burnouts outside of Skid Row like cars that were private. That was highly. Oh, an era. There was a high-lux with the rotor unit.
Okay, and his tool tray still on the back of it. Lid him up, block sideways, and you know, you get the little T-handle hanging out the bottom of the aluminium tray. It caught the quarter panel on the GDR. Your GDR?
No, no, no. And this G, and I've 32 GDR. What was it doing, something else? What was it doing?
This is a muscle cut. He's a muscle cut. He's a muscle cut. He's just now made muscle cut.
But do you see what I mean, how, you know, it can go to shit really quick. Last year, a guy did it, and then they pulled his speaker off. Yeah, but then he's done it. So he started to do a bullet.
So he started to start with some donuts on the gravel, and basically all I have in a machine gun. He's sprayed, look, this happens all the time, because you get these blokes that are just turning up with pretty much, they're not even show cars. They turn out a purpose built, made out cars, and they just make all the care, kick me out of a band-me, my needle into the car next year. But you need, you summon us, okay.
It's the summer gnats. It's bringing up, you need those, look, you need those people to sort of like bring something to it. Do you want a car show? But what's worse?
What's worse? Your kid getting sprayed with gravels, or all the flesh in your tits. Look, yeah, I think it's isolated. Look, the people at the summer gnats, they run a good show.
Yeah, yeah. You don't remember, like there's people out there who are behind something, they're in control of, they're gonna do what they wanna do at the time, where the organizers have got something good on. Look, I've been there for a long time, like I've gone to a hill or a lot of them, and from the beginning to now, they've done what they can to make it safer. It's possible, yeah.
And they've done what they can to still keep it going by that skid route, like that burning out pad. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look. They're trying to deliver a product, that makes it want to happen. Yeah, they are not doing a zero tolerance, they're not doing a greenhouse.
I think that breach, like that burnout Allie was a good thing last year, but Callenderown prepregant Fantastics, yellowlight would have just seen a sort of first turn. I thought you know what? But not if it wants to do a burnout dot com. It's it's a big choice right.
Or it graduated by the goal into that lane, or goes straight. Y'know, the Master40 GCT, you know what? Their thing is, obviously he's a social media, it sprays like a long way. There was one guy doing a burnout, and that the security guards telling him to stop.
He's left his fingernings outside. out reaching and trying to turn the car off either. And he's down a long, down a long, and it was me the Don I went but I had my son, Winging that was too hot. Oh, OK.
And it was hot. On the Saturday when we went for a walk. That was the 40 degree. That was hot.
How would I just miss each other morning with it? No. Yeah, it was hot. And when we got back to the car, the worst thing was, the air conditioning should have been still for a game.
Oh, the grip, eh? Yeah. And we fried. Oh, I did.
I thought we were there. No, but it was, it's a unique show. Yeah, actually some of my top key came to imagine. Clerks and all that.
Well, they had their guys from the drag racers in the States, the Barnyard truck. What are they doing? Yeah, every year they've tried to get some people. You know what I mean?
But it is good. It's a unique show. There's no show like it anywhere else in the world. For what was the same cars getting great, Hashler Reheak?
But now there's been some heavy duty cars. I've got a bit of a gap. But then when we went last year, there was some full on cars. And then when you go, you know, sorry, I'm like, I'm just, it's ready to have it.
I'm trying to come down to the burnout. I'm trying to get the burnout. Yeah, the VN on dog wheels. Oh, I'm going to get the burnout.
Can we put that on? I don't know, but I think if we can track him down, we might try and get him on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That is quite good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a great burnout. See, they're like those ballads. What do you call them?
The culprit slabs are gone in there. They were a good idea. Because they're slowing everything up. And look, they're stuck.
He might have hit someone. You know what I mean? Yeah. At least the security who are standing there, always next to a baller, which particular, because a shit load of them have either been, have been run over or what?
No, no, no. Because they're not paying attention. I don't think you could make it any safer than, with having that line where you can also do a burnout and entertain the crowd. But you also got that fine line.
It's safe enough. And even as an audience member, you've got to know your limits too. No one's allowed the row. It's a bit for everyone.
You call out the guy there for the, what do they call it? When they sell stuff? Virtual dino? Yeah, there's a call to the car show or, you know, the cruise where you can go on the super roof.
And even when they've had it, those cars that are sort of sitting there, they're more like your road legal cars. But you've got your granddad's ex-effation wagon or like, you've got some little 67 Mustang that you could, you know. You've got one actually best cruiser. I think it was many years ago in that 67 Mustang.
Where you sat in the middle of the race track. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. And we were for cruiser, we had problems I had to catch a cap and go home. Why? I had to go to the toilet.
I went back to the hotel in the hurry. I was going to lift the car. I was going to lift the car. Yeah.
I'm never even going to the toilet. Someone else needs a bit of an issue. Yeah. Yeah.
I got that granddad's area. I didn't want to take a chance. I knew that I could get in there quickly. I was going to make a couple of that out.
Pretty busy down there. Look, it is good. It's a good set-of-night entertainment. You know, they do it well.
Who was playing? She did. I don't know. We're too old to know which players.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's some rap band.
How's it going man? You know what fans are on down there? You used to play on the bell. No, I do more now.
It's the tricks lately. I got it. It is a big. It was a drive there.
See what I have to say. Are you... I don't really have a com. Take the ace to it.
You can check the genius. Yeah. No. No, it's totally fine with your game.
No, it's not. I'm not that straight. You're not on that straight. That's the sum of that colour.
That's the sum of that colour we had fun with it. Yeah. But, you know, when I see the shit going on, we're dumb-fucks doing burnouts on gravel. You're all all all all all that shit.
The whole actually had that work down there. So that would be good just to put your everything back. Yeah, aircon works. Put some ice in there, can I?
No, you need aircon. No, you need aircon. Yeah, put some ice in there. You can get it.
Yeah, yeah. You can put ice in there. You know, they have technology these days. You can find all that.
Oh, here we go. I'm back to the gravel that you're talking about. That was only a case. Hey, don't forget it's all tard in there.
The gravel's either the camping grounds, or...? You know what I'm saying? He probably... No, he probably spapped the rocks out.
I probably...he's mate anyway. No, it's a nice house. Was it? Okay.
He was a 55 she ever read he sprayed. He was packing up. He said everyone's... Yeah, sorry.
The end of it would be ready to go. So we'll go. Next year. Yes.
So we'll get onto the... That's the main... Yeah. Take the highlights in there.
Take the highlights in there. No, we'll get that sorted. Oh, the whole of the stuff. Take the highlights.
It's got to be back. I was going to build roof racks on the Mustang issue. So I could take out two spare tyres. How was Christmas?
We get time, I'm going to be able to say it last week. We have time, we have two weeks off. Didn't do much, didn't do much. We got a Fiji next week.
And now I came back from Fiji. Yeah. So we'll do a Fiji special. We got a Fiji special.
Fiji time, but I made nothing for two weeks. I sat on the couch and just enjoyed... It's a bit of good. It's the time I played Playstations.
I bought two games on Christmas Eve, and I went to play them. I got a wife who I bought today. She goes, oh, I wrapped them. Like, what do you mean?
That was for me. I went up to the Christmas tree. There's one. Two peep from me.
Best present. So she read my own presents. It's not the way that I explained. My kids have discovered Nintendo Switch.
Yeah. Right? Thanks, fuck. They don't know that there's other games you can buy.
I was even like, one of my like, ten. No, the one who calls the teners. No, no, no, no. I got to marry out.
Supermarrier. The great thing now is that Nintendo has the parent out. That you're down late. Until you're fine.
So you know what games are playing? You know, how long they've played for? As soon as it turns on. Oh, well, I've had the playing look at it.
No, no, no, no. It's not going to be a game. It's OK. Yeah.
So I can actually, I should fuck with them. I just want to turn it off now. Because they're all playing it. My favourite part.
My favourite part. My favourite part. You know what? You want to do an experiment?
Yeah. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me. I'll say how long it takes when you say how long it takes. Then you do this always.
I should find that out for the iPad for my son. He's into Minecraft building houses or whatever. And the other iPad's on your phone. My iPad.
Yeah, we got that coming handy. Yeah. So you do that and you say turn it off. We left his phone and the shop he said I had a queen's name.
And my daughter got in his iPad. He left his phone there. Oh, where's my iPhone? Yeah.
And she got it. And then she goes to that southport. So we went there the next day. So you went away?
This is the other week though. Yeah, yeah. It went to Queen's Africa for days. And we actually found it.
Just sitting with it. No, no, no. Someone had taken it from where I left it. And they happened to be caught sealing stuff.
And it was there. Yeah. And actually when we got there and we got there to information. She's asking us to find the black and all that.
And then she's security. I'll come back. I'll have to do too much damage to your lab again. You can see your lab back.
And me, my nephew, look, my nephew goes, oh, where is it? Because they found them with keys to a labos, loads and all that there. So I've picked up your phone. And then he kept going and got caught.
Yeah, got caught. And he got you found that. It was that information. It's a sample of the shopping service.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good.
Did you drive it? No, flew. Yeah. Had a beautiful flight there.
Back to our car. Yeah. What did you get? What was it?
Suzy, Jimmy. No, no. I can't even remember there. Didn't even go before the luggage and five of us.
I said, I made a fit. I made a fit. Yeah. Me and my nephew slaved the boot down and got everything in there.
And the corolla. What did you get? No, a little s-u-v-l-s-u-v. Oh, like a Mitsubishi.
Yeah. That's right. Yeah. The 86 or something.
Yeah. I'll be in the back, I'll be in the back, so I'll be in the back, so I'll be in the right. That's a passenger. I'll be in the right.
I'll be in the right. That's a bad. I'll be in the Mitsubishi. Exponent.
So. I've got a track racing with it. Go on. Yeah.
Gee, just ask. Come on down. Well, I've got a main mine, right? Now, J I've got a main mine, right?
And he's got a rally art lancer. Yeah. He's got a Viva. He's got a Viva light.
It's X? Yeah. Viva light. Yeah, very light.
Sixteen number two guys like. So, he's happy to work down to where this at the unknown. He's always happy to work down at it. He'll set to a, you know what?
I reckon my naturally aspirated VK, complete with all the pollution gear and the carbon, you know what I mean? We'll take your, we'll take your lancer. Yeah. So the VK, it was pretty much stock your VK.
Yeah. It's a lot better. Well, but it's still going all the original, all the original pollution gear on it. Sorry, you got all this.
You're going to race and then you go. Well, hang on. The VK makes a bit over 300 horsepower to work. That's what it means.
What have you done to it? Yeah, it's not original. It's not original, no, but it's still right. Now it's got ported heads.
It's got the cam's main done in it. Is it a manual? No, no. Well, it's got the TKO600 box.
3,500, 4, 2, track. We're red. OK, so I'll stand it. Yeah.
No, no, no. No, no, no. I've got a true track. Fives me.
I'll just picture the vacation. I'll just say. Hey, Fives me. Hey, I'm not a king.
No, no, no. I've got the diff. I put the good gear in. That's the original key from the car.
Put the good gear in it. How to fight. I'll pull the T5 out because there's a m. Wait, there's a piece.
Go on. I'll put the TKO600 in it. But my engine bay is straight out of 9095. It's got the original map.
It's got the original map. Which is why you got to lose. That's why I stand it because the engine bay got the same at the same holes. Well, I've got the original good bay manifold, the original quality on it.
OK? The original or my polish. It might bite the car. It's hard.
It's a good grey car. He has got to see that to the lancer. No, no, he's got all kinds of issues. What's that?
He doesn't make the noises. No, what's that a little bit? So... That's what he's saying about uni.
He's got a fine tie with it. He's got a fine tie. I'm a client, he's got a fine tie. He's got a 5 in the car.
Right? You're not the right. You're not the right guy. You're not the right guy.
You're right. I'm talking around a 2 or 5. You're talking around a 2 or 5? My car weighs.
And reaction time may get a 5. My car weighs 1300. You're not going to run a 2 or 5. Look at him.
My car weighs 1300 k ahes. I'm going to make this. That's like having three of you strapped into my car. And go and race it.
You're not going to run a tour of five, is that? He's running a tour of five. That's the last time he went in the lancer. We're going to have an event coming up.
I'll tell you about that. So we'll be out Wednesday. Right? Are we going to put him on tour?
Are you racing for pink slips? Probably. You're racing for pink slips. No, don't be silly.
I'm going to be racing for pink slips. No, don't be silly. I'm going to be racing for pink slips. I'm going to pull the rain machine here.
Put it in drive and go. How are you going to cancel now? Well, he's going to come on on Tuesday. What did they run on the factory?
They're all just wonderful. I'm just going to pull the chains. You know, something? Sorry, I've got to say, you're not going to know if he's ran a tour of five.
So otherwise he runs four lanes. Right? So, VK... The VK is a white car.
The VK is a white car. Very cool. Tell me a bit about the track. He's got a big engine.
That's remember the other time. It's not a striker. It's not a striker. But heads.
Heads. Yeah. Well, we'll find out. We'll know about it.