54. Second Thoughts

CONTENT WARNING FOR ALL THE DADDY ISSUES GIRLIES! We’re having second thoughts about discussing SECOND THOUGHTS, the Adventures in Odyssey episode chronicling the next leg of Eugene and Bernard’s homoerotic road trip (but Bernard might cheat on Eugene?). Hope you bitches love Pig Talk, and I don’t just mean chatting about fathers. Also, you’d better love corn, and not just our jokes. But what the heck! You’re welcome! Join us at the picnic! You can eat your fill of all the food you bring yourself. Ok, now I’m just quoting The Music Man. Oh also, computers represent homosexuality. And remember, ladies: Never fellate with a dry palate!-Parsnip’s Criminal Minds habit-Fisher Price dildos and cock rings-Casually racist historical markers-Skincare-Percy knows Caitlin Clark (kinda)-Covenant Eyes can’t detect Equus-PIGeon loves PIGS-Kate Winslet’s boobs in Titanic, if they comprised a traffic light-Sex with pigs cures depression-That time Jesus f*cked his mom to conceive himself-The Book of Mormon (musical, not book)