545: Prequalified Idiots

Jason and Dave play while Brian is on Vacay; Bezos’s balls and a new Kirk; Rivian in trouble in the market and crypto ATM’s in trouble across the pond; Vimeo turns on the sprinklers; Stripe takes on Block for King of Crypto Crown; The care, feeding, and culling of cables; Deepfakes pop up in the war; Grimes and WHO?!; Jason gets the strangest spam; a post-roll stroke update. Show notes at https://gog.show/545 FOLLOW UP JEFF BEZOS WAS REPORTEDLY UPSET THAT HIS SPACESUIT DIDN’T MAKE HIS CROTCH LOOK GOOD ‘Star Trek: Strange New Worlds’ Casts Paul Wesley as James T. Kirk for Season 2 of Paramount Plus Series Buckle up, autonomous vehicles finally get federal safety standards Rivian shares reach new low after reporting disappointing Q4 earnings The Dune NFT Project Is Back With an Inscrutable New Scheme Bored Apes maker Yuga Labs acquires CryptoPunks NFT collection IN THE NEWS Tech CEOs to face faster criminal liability under UK online safety law Cryptocurrency ATMs illegal right now in UK Stripe gets friendly with crypto, again Build your crypto business with Stripe Amazon is temporarily relocating employees from its downtown Seattle office, following a rise in violent crime Vimeo is telling creators to suddenly pay thousands of dollars — or leave the platform SECURITY HAH! The CyberWire Dave Bittner Hacking Humans Caveat Rode Videomic GO II Anker 514 Lightning to USB-C Accessory Cable (3ft, for Camera), MFi Certified, 480 Mbps Data Transfer Cord for Canon EOS R3, Canon XF605, Nikon Z9 (Does not Support Charging) SmallRig Smartphone Video Rig, Filmmaking Vlogging Rig Metal Case Phone Video Stabilizer Aluminium Alloy Grip Tripod with Cold Shoe Mount for Videomaker Videographer - 2791 SMALLRIG Mini Side Handle Handgrip with Dual 1/4"-20 Screw Mount for Mirrorless Digital Camera DSLR Camera Small Camera Cage Built-in Wrench, Up and Down Adjustable - 2916 SmallRig Universal Power Bank Holder, Power Bank Clamp Mount for Camera 2790 How to Use Google Drive’s New Search Tools Grimes Ditching Elon Musk For Chelsea Manning Has The Internet Questioning Reality Hacked News Channel and Deepfake of Zelenskyy Surrendering Is Causing Chaos Online Russia bans Instagram, a week after blocking Facebook, Twitter Russian influencers sob bitter tears as Putin’s Instagram ban goes into effect Facebook allows war posts urging violence against Russian invaders KANYE WEST 24-HOUR INSTAGRAM SUSPENSION... After Attacks On Kim, Pete, Trevor & Others Physical effects of stroke CLOSING SHOUT-OUTS DNS Ad-Blocker with Pi-Hole in a Raspberry Pi Zero William Hurt, Oscar-Winning Actor for ‘Kiss of the Spider Woman,’ Dies at 71