One could contend that this is the finest film in the family of banana brothers productions this week on King me you've been mangled This is the manger to Welcome to King me the King the King me program welcome to King me a banana brothers production No, they they can keep their filthy bananas They're greasy yellow palms Off of my podcast Welcome to King me the it's the King me podcast is the king me program. It's the official podcast of Stephen King movies Yeah, I'm seeing King it's official podcast of having a brother in your both a piece of fruit It's the official podcast. I want to say of the internet being your dad, but he's got wires coming out of his head You get it you get it and I'm there's gonna be no follow up for that I'm Daggle already I'm Robby on joining us this week You may remember him from the from our first or episode about the first manger movie Yeah, I feel like he's officially like our our hacker like our hacking expert He's like our too long more people are shingy. Yeah.
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You're a comedian. I am a comedian. So that's what I like to think of myself as a cyber Christ first comedian Well, that's certainly how we think of you here on the program before we go any further a couple things I want to get off my chest first of all Rob. Oh, yeah, that's the sound of l'acroix going down my little gullet Yeah, you know l'l'acroix of course, it's the it's the racist Only of fruit flavor, it's also drink The only company that would sponsor us and of course we don't agree with their politics But we do agree with the zero calorie delicious light flavoring.
We don't agree with most of their politics You know some of us they've got some good ideas The first sip of what cry for me was a big miss I wet t-shirt contested myself and I came in third I was all point out. I'm drinking a little curly, but I couldn't wait to open it. So I Cracked it. No, I mean we do this every week, but you you're like a kid on christmas morning.
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We were talking about the mangalor to from 2002 Do you guys ever notice how many twos are involved with this movie? Yeah, two plus another two plus the two banana brothers So maybe we should address that Because it's come off a lot. Yeah, because if we don't get it if we don't get the giggles out now This shows never gonna we're never gonna make it to the finish line done for folks This is a banana brothers production One of the first things you see after the cold open the opening credits like the fucking first credit you see The it's a banana brothers production. I don't know how else to say the title the title card comes up It says the mangalor to in chiller font.
Yes, it's not even not even it looks like chiller and it's michael's off You know what a little small also The what what number and then in big bold letters up and that a brother's production I can't believe that uh that lonely island characters can produce movies I've been doing so since 2002. Um, this has been produced by the dick in the box guys Uh, yeah, no, this is not a good movie. Uh, this is not I was gonna say this is not a bad movie. No, it's a very good It's a extraordinarily bad movie right off the bat though I want to say this is the most fun.
I've had watching a movie for this in a while really yeah You don't agree with that. I mean like this kind of fun Why would you probably since carry to the rage, but I think this was even more fun than cradle to the grave Um, yeah, no, all right. Well, had anyone seen this before I was I had said something a robin I got here that I felt like I had and I couldn't tell if I had just like rented this movie when I was a lot younger Or if it was just every other like horror movie from this time period that I've seen yeah Yeah, and it was the latter. Yes, because they made so many Like teen horror movies in this time like that.
I mean I guess that's just that's always happening But there seems to be a rise in teen horror like after scream. Yeah, there was just like a huge uptick faculty. Yes. Fuck.
Yeah Love the faculty Good movie. I really like that. That's great. Oh, sorry I perped into the microphone.
This is welcome to the facsel tea You could have gone with the faculty faculty because we're the faculty who make the faculty No words ever stop sounding like a word so fast It feels like an old nursery rhyme There's actually there was this movie reminded me of the faculty specifically because there's the one part with the leeches in the gym Um, and that happens in the faculty also All right, so what's this movie about? I don't know. What's the cold open? Okay, the cold open we see a fucking crazy How can this I so it's a cap burglar?
It is a it is a cap burglar breaking into some sort of large business Cybersecurities compound. It was huge. Yeah, they're not making it was like they were making tomahawk missiles Yeah, but it looked like um if you watch the Silicon Valley. It looked like hooley Like the building that is really fast.
Yeah, but like aesthetically it looked more like a prison Something that like 90s James Bond would break into. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, it did have a this movie was shot entirely on a Quarter yeah On an abandoned base like military base in Canada. Is that true?
It is true. Um, I Was sort of like Eastern European block. Yeah, it doesn't look like uh, there's been some colors Even like black and white here even the school this school was like clearly like an army barracks It was just not a school right it had sort of a panopticon vibe to it Everything seemed sort of turned in and it was bad very brutalist. Yeah, um I also love that like from the jump.
There's just like generic 90s techno Yeah, sorry The rest of the the rest of the movies either just like generic 90s techno or or rob had a good analogy Yeah, it was like a incubus knockoff. Yes. I had had that exact thought I had to look up to make sure it wasn't actually incubus in 2002. Come on.
I already were they were sitting pretty Made great. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah probably run them. Yeah, they know that that's drive. I was like that.
That was huge. Yeah Yeah, oh my god drive as a banger. Yeah But it sounded exactly like it really sounded like science incubus. Yeah Did huba say have a DJ?
Probably. Oh, I'm sure everyone great question. It's one of the great questions Who could know? I know is as little about huba stank as I do a lot about incubus Which is um Not shock.
It's not a shocking amount. You know what you'd expect about incubus I know a little bit about incubus. Yeah, Brandon Boyd. He's the singer.
Yeah, the one the guitar player used to be in the roots But he was the bass player or no no, so to base player current base player used to be the guitar player for the roots. Huh? Yeah, but now he's in no, he's an incubus. You guys hear that new incubus?
Oh, is there one? I think there is one. Yeah, no way We'll play it on the show. All right, we'll play the whole thing next week.
We'll be a listening part I'm just gonna put it on and then just play it like just under the conversation. You know what? I'd rather hear a tony profile It would take less time. I could do that.
You could do it. Are there any townies in this? I don't think so There's a french townie from france. I that was bizarre I could I honestly couldn't tell that he was French.
No, he wasn't until someone's made fun of him for being French I have his clip down here as a Italian chef because I was quite stressed up like what in my in my notes I have like I have something like where did this Italian question mark chef come from? Where's this filthy day go from? Wherever he's from. I hope he goes back.
What's his name? Postatoni or something? No, I couldn't understand where he was saying because his mouth was full of macaroni. Oh, I can tell you what he was saying He was saying I eat onto pasta twice just because it is so nice Angelina Angelina the waitress at the pizzeria Fantastic and then he would go on to say I eat soup and minister.
Oh, just to be with her. Well I know as much about louis prenam as I do a little about who was saying Surprise amount Changing my to this has been a louis premium content Uh, yeah, so all right. Um, so the first scene we still haven't gotten out. No.
Yeah, so cat boy glow Right breaks into this office building and finds a computer alone. Yeah, just like one of the first apple computers Yeah, it was right. It was this compound is so big. How are we gonna fill all these rooms?
Yeah, it was one computer. We just wanted each room It was yeah, it was really like a desk and a computer and that was it but that's like such a such like a crow Right. Oh, yeah, of course. I could we forget.
It's uh, it's mean. It's a mean coffee maker. Um, but it sounded like leaky plumbing Yeah, it had like it was the wrong folder. Are you saying the manger too doesn't have good sound design?
You know what? It's exactly what I'm saying shit shots fired at the manger too. Um But that is like Get served papers by the chiquita lady. Well, that was fun at least No, that's like a trope of 10 Where was your little accent?
No, the chiquita banana lady. It's been like the same one since like the 50s. So she's like, oh you dang gang Lucille ball Oh, but I was gonna say that is like a real trope of like techie movies from like the 90s and early 2000s You need a whole room computer alone in a room to signify how important that computer is. Do you think that's because um back in the 60s and 70s computers Took up the whole room.
You think it was never adapted Oh, no, that's the computer room. Yeah, like the the ancient fucking studio execs Like what are you doing? You can't put two computers in a room It'll overheat. No one's gonna believe that for a second Oh boy.
So yeah, there's a caber. Glare breaks into this single computer room right downloads a thing It's not like the it's called like the hack of iris or something. Yeah, it's dumb. It sounded like a word.
Whatever it is Yeah, I also love that like they definitely didn't know how else to illustrate that it's a virus So we just put virus in the title right a virus. Well, that's cute. That was better than snowflake. That execute Which was just like just bad 3d snowflake I'll tell you something about snowflake.
Yeah, let's talk about snowflakes dot execute. Yeah. Yeah, now we're talking Yeah, now we're saying something. Did we offend you?
Are you triggering? This was right. Yeah, this was very right turns. Yeah, uh, there was a lot of movement in this movie too that dude I mean, there's like a lot of like I mean, there's a very strong anti-internet sentiment and like anti- like teenager sentiment anti-women Oh sure.
Oh, you're me. Are you are you suggesting that the banana brothers might not have women's best interest in mine? I refuse to believe. Yeah, no, I'm sorry.
They are good men the banana brothers are allies Um, so this this hacker ninja who she's she's at the computer typing it up and um she downloads something onto a CD CD r yeah Probably something like a Napster mix or something like that and uh, uh, she she sets off the security alarms and she tries to escape But she can't yeah away when you when you called her a ninja I feel like that's really the lying effect that she cannot move her body like she is very clumsy or like tap shoes or something And the reason she's so bad at this. Oh, it's because she's a teenager. She's a teenager. She's a teen Yeah, I don't have experience when they took her mask off.
I had it for a split second. I was like, oh my god That's true Barry That black lipstick though. Oh hell yeah, it's back in baby. All right, so I pulled the clip here So we come to find out that it's her father's company.
Oh mr. What? Daddy don't even try to explain young lady. I knew something was wrong when you left the compound in Hawaii So you decided to come back here and do this instead Sure, we'd see alone Okay counterpoint.
It does not be eating alone. I love eating alone And even if I didn't I still would prefer not not breaking into a computer Also, like what what a ploy for daddy's attention. Yeah, I've come here from Hawaii Traveled all this way to steal this CDR the fact that like everyone this girl knows and loves dies And by the end of the movie she still hung up on her dad like not loving her enough like that is still her biggest problem Yeah, she is not a part of the arc. Yeah She's not well.
I guess it's not strictly no it is no it's not her dad's fault. It's entirely her fault Entirely she should have died first. Yeah. Yeah, like it's yeah.
We'll get there. Yeah. I wonder What's that what happened? Uh, this is an alcoholic look Roy would say shame Shame get the bell.
Yeah. All right. JC close off. Let's do a shame.
What's do it? Yes, sir It was fun being on this podcast for the last time Uh, so I the uh in the opening credits. Oh my god. I just saw how many clips you pulled from this Well, that's the thing like there's so many like every line in this is so weird and oddly timed and out of place and like so inconsistent with whatever two characters dynamics were in the scene before right before yeah, also this movie was made in 2002 But it looked like 1998.
Well, it was released in 2002. We don't know when it was made Uh, it may be oldest time. It may be some sort of ruin. Yeah, it's always been Because of that like like a like opening credits crawl like at the school.
Yeah, there's just like a lot of frosted tips Yeah, there was a dude in the background showing off a razor scooter. Yeah. Oh my god And fucking showing it all like hard. Yeah, check out the durability I'm using all my strength here.
It's fine First of all that opening that opening that opening took forever Seen and there was no like real variation in what you were seeing It was mostly just like two or three catholic school kids enjoying a laugh, right? But there was one weird shot of like pubescent girls legs. Did you catch that? Yeah, it was really weird.
Oh, I caught it I caught it bad. I took this movie was an hour and 40 minutes took me three hours I just paused it on those legs Because like those those legs just did not belong to like the mean age of all the students who would see right? There's supposed to be in high school. Right.
So it's like a private boarding school. Yeah, everybody there is 24 Full of com Just dripping up, yeah, brining over with com. They're com runneth over Uh, man, did you hey real quick. Hey, so at the as of the recording of this I a few days ago was a judge in an air sex competition.
Oh, yeah Did you see the bartender go up? I left right before the bartender. Oh, you should have stayed he did a good job. Did he?
He did a really good job. He put on um My way by frank snotra. Oh and pantomime pouring himself a cup of cum from his own dick and then just drinking it himself And they and he walked in like very sort of melancholy and just like looked around the room And then poured himself a cup of cum from his own dick and first he held it very high and looked up I thought he was pantomime and giving it to a very tall person, right? But they just downed himself.
That's funny that the bartender is always pouring drinks Even when he's on his break What can I say? This is my life. Yeah, I did it my way Out of a chalice. Yeah, um, I also want to point out Another thing about this opening credits crawl is who the music was by the music was by ferocious left funk.
That's f-o-n-q-u-e Yeah, well, it's from Canada. It's probably from kebec. He's he the he's the guy does all the techno music I assume It's like music arranged and something else by ferocious left on. Yeah, and do you think he just I bet he just disappeared when meth went out of fashion He's like watching breaking bad and maybe maybe it'll make a comeback.
Yeah, I just I don't his real name is like Yeah, my real name is uh Phil Johnson Philip My name is nasty ass I crapped out on that. Sorry. I'm nervously twirling my headphone cable. I guess it's my turn now We all have to say something right.
We're not allowed to sit any out There's a there's a lot of references in this movie to other much much better movies. Um, one of them happens right in the opening credits So you got a little bit of that incubation. Yeah, oh, it's very very but that's a Christopher Walken line from true romance Um, I don't think he says skittles in That was a weird that might have been a little improv that like including that to me I feel like the banana bro. I know they didn't direct it as directed by michael hamilton, right?
Right? Um, yeah, I right Michael hamilton, right? Um, this has been michael hamilton the right stuff michael hamilton right turns I'm sorry for admonishing you I just I just I deserved it. I thought I knew where it was going and I hate change That's on me.
Um, but I think michael hamilton, right who also directed other stuff. Um Yeah, I was gonna read something but I couldn't find anything interesting enough He definitely included that extra so that he could tell the story like for press being like well We saw this kid. We knew we just had to throw him in. Oh, he did he does a great walk in it.
He was cracking everyone up on say it's an okay walk Really not that good. It certainly not heavily feature me to open your movie good. Yeah, it was good We were saying it was weird that that's the walk-in line that he chose from like true romance and That line is is followed by an extended racist rant that christopher walk-in goes on. Um, I think it would have been better if he included that.
Yeah Um, yeah, and then so we got to meet our main cast though. Oh, fine. Yeah, so all right So we already met uh, joe newton joe newton joe joe played by uh, uh, chelsea swain We were introduced to her as the shitty cat burglar. Uh, next is the uh, that's stoner kid.
Corey. Oh my god What did he he looked like ferocious lefunk? Yeah, that's what he looks like Imagine if he was anything was going to do What were you guys talking about? Oh, no, I just got a new library card.
That's why we're whispering. Uh, yeah, so in education. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, yeah I prefer to use internet explorer.
That's really the only place I can use it still. Sure. Yeah. Yeah, uh-huh.
Yeah, it's the most public place I can jerk off to pornography. Right. Yeah, and I love it I've mailed about a dozen manifestos from my public library still have a big coffee. Hey, what are they gonna do?
Arrest a librarian? Nope, that's nothing Uh, so ferocious lefunk the drug kid. Yeah, and I've his name is Corey But like I just feel like it's about like k-o-r-i-i-g-h Oh, that was Corey Banks. Corey Banks.
I thought uh, what do you think? What do you think? Uh, Cody Banks? Secret Agent?
Oh, little boy. Secret little boy. I lost my virgin virgin. To that boy.
No, I never put his Frankie in my mune is No, it wasn't my middle Um, and I said you are the boss of me now and you're so big. Sorry. Come on. Oh We're having a nice time on the podcast.
You're making me feel dewy You guys know so much about welcoming. Oh, well, I'm about to competitive speed walk my way over to your apartment Uh, that's an episode where how becomes a competitive speedwalker. Uh, man, you're making me excited to be in breaking bad later in my career Godzilla remake moving on So the drug kid gets already the drug kid right he gets out of the car and then he sees another car pull up and this is what he says Please please please be wearing the white socks Oh, don't come to your hands about it. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you Yeah, consider how much of that wasn't cut out. It was all in there. It was all in there I was so mad at this um, not for any of the right reasons Yeah, just because like it's a fucking catholic school.
Of course. She's gonna be wearing the uniform right? Why yeah, I like how she got out of the car though, and she was like, um, do you know? Did you realize the shirt up?
Do you realize what kind of car she got out of? Oh, it was like a petee cruise there, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah Legendary sexy girl car tony cotaine dance on one that way He cruises a scar anyway synonymous with wide hips For birthing This has been my turn. Yeah I'm just saying she's she was definitely genetically superior Oh, she goes and she walks up to court and she's like, well, you were hot box in the Bentley or wait I have that too.
Oh, yeah, because this is where we meet the funny friend. Yeah, so wait, so go ahead She says uh, you hot hot box in the Bentley. Yeah, so he like comes his pants as she's like walking up and uh, yeah She comes up and what's her what's her name? Emily stone Emily stone way by um, Emma stone Um, yeah, so she sees like obviously they know each other and then she's like, oh, Cory Were you hot box in the rope like the bends or the Bentley?
Yeah, and then the door swings open and their african-american friend comes out I'm smoking a bunch of weed in there rolls out of there like snoop dog and she and then they have this this was shocking So girl, I picked him up from here. You went to his neighborhood in this Why yeah, this is my turns to the movie Uh, this movie does not shy away from leaning into black stereotypes. No, like they make they make us really call them out Yeah, they write it out. Yeah on the screen.
Yeah. Yeah, the screen basically was like you're black. You're gonna die Oh, I can't wait to talk about that scene because when I found out how he died from the character saying it. Yeah, I was shocked I was more shocked than they seem to be.
Yeah, I got to say though. Joe uh, Chelsea Swain She I mean, I think it's Chelsea. She left the a off at the end. So it's just yeah, she'll swing.
Yeah, she'll swing Um, she is just she's unlike a uh, uh, jul uh, what's her name? Fucking? I'm blanking out from the room Um julie styles. Isn't it like danielle with a friend?
No, no fucking uh, lisa who plays lisa Isn't it like julie at danielle or something? I don't know. I'll look it up and then we'll know in the middle of someone else's sentence Well Dan's looking that up. I want to play this clip where they talk about porn Probably lorded in the shark or election.
You brought over to the point side with his favorite film Good will happen. Maybe air slappabitch. How about shaving rides, prides? Crouching crotch hide my dragon.
Get everyone's attention She won him over with her favorite movie. Golyte it hurt. Oh, yeah. Hey, that's fun.
Hey, uh Which character should say erin slappabitch? Just based on like whatever in particular. Oh, no Eenie meenie miney just pointing at the same I'm a little upset none of them said uncle. Fuck Whoa Oh my god.
I've never even heard that before that's great. I love that. How about let's do more john candy ones planes trains and auto erotica What about uh latte check? What about catty shag?
Stick your wrist out. I'm gonna hit with a rule Can we just start over? You know what white the white the recording. Yeah, we're only 45 minutes in.
Yeah. Um, can we get a hard reboot? Yeah, here we go King me Welcome to the king me podcast. Uh Oh Welcome, let's talk about that element of this movie.
This is a sequel to the manger Yeah, a movie about a laundry machine that only does wrong right? Yeah, it likes to eat people. This is a movie about a computer virus that turns wires into snakes That's it. Yeah, that's pretty and shuts doors shuts doors Um grabs hedge clippers.
Yeah. Oh using its big wire hand. That was very funny. Um, yeah, steve Uh, we end our mind.
What's the part? Um, it's right before they list all like the porn parody titles and uh, the ppts The ppts right the ppt cruisers Uh, Corey like quotes a book and uh, oh, it's like it's big brother. He says big brother. Yeah He says ever he's basically like it's a book called big brother ever heard of it.
Yeah, yeah, it's a book And then the guy will uh, he's like, oh, yeah, I got three copies of it. Yeah, it's the worst It's the fucking worst. That's not okay. So I mean you read the book.
He goes He goes, uh He says it's all about big brother, man Yeah, because they're private school they've been away on break and when they got back there's this an electrified fence Yeah They uh, the entire school is now running off this computer system and there is an electric Five fence that runs around the entire perimeter that lance and rixen who's the headmaster Says, um, if that thing would stop a 300 pound gorilla, uh, if if it touched it Yeah, um, and that's also while he's talking about how they're beta testing like a milligram military grade security system at this boarding school Yeah, it's all to tie into the fact that they shot this like they had to retool the script to make it be more more army based like Yeah, I said out loud when he brought I was like, I'm sure they're beta testing military grade security technology with a bunch of Yeah Well, if it could stop teenagers it could stop Yeah, like the girl main character joe newton her dad is she says it a billionaire So this is a school four billionaire kids, right? Yeah, and then they're like, let's put up an electric five fence All right, I'll tell you what I think rich kids desert they need that they need to be you know, I'm yeah This has been uh, should I send them all to fire festival? Here's a bad cheese sandwich. Have you learned your lesson?
Um, what was up with that? I think they deserve to be treated like cuddle moving on what we're gonna say I agree Where are you gonna say? Um, what was up with the drill joke While he was talking in the desert drilling the door that was it that was the whole thing He was just like I don't know the whole time it seemed like lance andry soon was sort of like board. Yeah.
Well, yes Um, and but he didn't like his character whatever was sort of like beaten down It seemed like all the kids don't like nobody respects him anyway And and then the drill's going off like trying to fucking give his speech It's like the whole speech is just saying how there's an electrified fence and now we're running on computers And although he does make a kid stand up for the whole assembly because he was wearing sunglasses inside Yeah, oh so many great tiny fucking matrix size sunglasses in this Tiny just barely even covers your whole eye like oakley wire rims. Yeah, so small so fucking small Um, um, the so the lance understand at the end of the assembly he says, um, and now everybody was going on the geography The job welcome back. Was it just a trip? Yeah, it was geography.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That could be a trip to anywhere That's the point because I literally wrote down what is a geography.
Yeah, you guys are gonna start the amazing race Alright, everyone buddy up Your first clue will be outside Except for our main character is it our five students who he calls into his office and he uh He brings up the school website and it's like him as the joker like eating a dog or something like that Something weird it's something twisted. Yeah, so I'm like too fucked up. Yeah. That was too much for me I did shut it off from all the things in this movie that felt the least appropriate.
Yeah, um, but he says Hold on. Here's here's how much lance hinderson did not care about this movie You have got to the end of the weekend to tell me who's responsible for this so there'll be no graduation Festivities of any kind that's including your 12 nights Forgot the line And why do they do a whoosh? There's an editing trick kept it There's an editing trick that gets used over and over in this movie where like when something's taking too long rather than like get another take at it And be like this time get through your movements a little quicker They will just do a cut to like half a second in advance and it goes whoosh when they do it It's really like proto youtube star editing It's just like cutting between small small moments of yeah, yeah, the banana brothers don't really do second takes So because they think nothing's gonna be more raw than the first right. This is cinema verite.
Yeah Um, oh, so I just looked up the french chef. Oh, sakry blue Every yeah, he gets bit on the nose by a lobster's claw and he goes sakry blue and then that's all that happens I'm the whole time. Yeah, he his name is philippe berseron. He is french-canadian.
Hey, yeah, great So never again, okay guys He also played one of genre nose buddies in that god's illary make speaking of that's not even a call that france no the the broad Broder joint He was in he was an iron man too. Yeah, uh the only thing I remember about that god's ill movie is genre No saying that they chew gum to look more american and his american voice is just an all this impression and it was very funny to me Because I was a dumb little boy This is my favorite movie. Mom look here watch what he does Mom, amia look at that guy. Look.
I'm french just like him. Mom, amia Thank you very much I'm gonna make a mini golf course in the living room That's what I did baby. That's who I was. It's not who I am no more now.
I make big golf courses in the dining room Um, so the lens hindrance and dismisses all the kids. It's confused with jacie hindrance. Let's right. Yeah guys I wasn't in this movie.
I just want to point out. Oh, why are you here? You weren't in this movie? No, I was Say I was in this movie when I when I told you I was definitely in this movie But what I meant was I am into watching this movie that's a show makes sense I'm furious, but that's an easy mistake to me I know I totally lied to you guys just to be on this episode, but it's not my fault.
Okay You know what? Yeah, full-as once shame on us. That's what I always say. Mm-hmm.
What happens if I flew you twice shame We just up the ante a little bit. We shamed a guy 10th street live on monday. Did you? Yeah, what do you do?
Uh, so the first time this guy was there What was this first night there and that was enough Anyone who's been to 10th street live knows that that's true. That's actually how it goes Yeah, it's for them for people who don't know there's a comedy open mic every Monday. Oh wouldn't know that Everyone knows that you're right. No, you're right So it's hosted by Gordon Baker bones very funny comedian and the first time this particular guy was there Gordon started playing that finesse carlton song Yes, you know the one about making my way downtown walking fast chasing cats.
Yeah, I'm home there Um 1000 miles. Yeah, okay, and then you know, it's like she says like I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 Just to chase it to chase cat. Yeah for 1000 miles It's the only way to chase a cat for 1000 miles. So what do you do?
So he took all his clothes off All except for like except for his underwear. No, but he had like little pee-pee stains on his underwear So he got needless to say he got booed out of the place. Yeah, everyone was just kind of like it wasn't so much boozers It was people just being like stop it. Yeah, right?
Why would you ever do that? Stop it? That was his whole bit He he had jokes, but like he was just kind of one of those dudes who gets up there and he's like, ah so mondays What's up with those Mondays, you know those Garfield You stole from yeah, lift a material from Jim Davis So he showed up. This was the first time he'd been there in a while and we all thought it was pretty safe So he was never gonna show up again, right?
So he had a he was talking about like swimming and then he looks over at the sound booth at the tensory where Gordon stands And he was like swimming which is something you wouldn't know about whoa So immediately everyone's just like shame Gordon pulled up the sound clip from game of thrones. Oh, wow, that's whole that's magnificent How old was this person? He's been 20s really oh because he should have been in his 80s Yeah, I pictured like an older like 55 year old man. He was like, um, I can do it.
Yeah, we should have mine right here He's like he's contemporary enough to know better. I'll put it that way. Yeah. Well, uh, the show is brought to you by l'chroy and that comedian Oh, his name was actually Dan l'chroy.
Oh, okay. There it is. And what's my name? What I don't even know if this movie is impossible.
It's not impossible so Oh, yeah, the girl Joe gets blamed for fucking up the website. She gets dropped off by her security guard. Yeah. Oh my god Oh, can we talk about that guy for a second?
I thought they were fucking it first right? Yes, because they got just like the beefiest man Oh, Dan was he giving off like a real fucking vibe? Yeah, that's interesting because he's a softcore porn actor Snaps free research, baby. That's right.
This has been snaps for your research His name is David Christensen and he spends most of his time on late christians son late night cinemax. Oh, yeah You will favor do a red shoes. He's done erotic confessions. It doesn't look like it looks like red shoes was a little before his time Um, maybe the pleasure zone stripper wives.
I don't know they made an erotic documentary about my bedroom He was in a he played lawyer in a movie called accidental stripper Don't you hate it when you what oh no And then you're a stripper Selective sci the documentary about my room would just be called stink. Huh mine would be called the room Or or room or room Yeah, yeah, because mommy trapped me in there Is that what that movie's about? It's mommy get mommy trapped, baby. No, how big a kidnap she got kidnapped.
What's her? Real larsa. Yeah. Yeah, she gets kidnapped by a The bad guy and he keeps her in his like shed And that's one of those things that the tail is old time, you know, like every once in a while one of those stories comes out Like this guy held his woman captive.
Yeah, raked her every day. Sometimes you get some time you get room Sometimes you get a breakable kimmy shmit, right? Yeah, yeah two different takes On the same horrible trauma. That's right.
So what's even one more thing about this movie? So the her bodyguard drops her off and tells her like she should try to make friends with people He also gives her a like a card key for a key card for the entire the whole Master key. Yeah, how did he get it? Why did he have it?
Yeah, why did you give it to her? Oh my limo driver wants a master key to the school. No questions. My muscular fucking Where's his shirt like buttoned with his like tank top who playfully lets my daughter wear his hat Yeah, as I was like real close to her face and kisses around the cheek and stuff.
It's like am I real fucking right now? All right, good. Hey Joe. I got a question for you.
I'm a scale of one to ten. How fucking? So fucking more than I'm a scale of one to sixty nine. How fucking am I right now?
So then So then he's like, oh, if you're not gonna make friends with your friends. I'm going to which like I took it's like I'm gonna go harass Okay, I'm gonna fuck all your friends And then as he's walking out, he's like also I think it's kind of lame that your best friend is your security guard. No By the way, I'm your security guard. He's basically what that line does Thank God because like who would have known?
Yeah, do they even say his name before the end of the movie when he shows up again? No, no, no, no, so just this hot so who takes care of her. Yeah, that's it. It's hot so it's a whole hot so there was a When I was very much younger and I had my first ever job at Coldstone Creamery Yes, and people would tip me a dollar and I'd sing here at Coldstone me sing songs do do do do do I worked with a girl whose name wasn't Marissa, okay, but my friend Grant insisted on call it referring to her to me as Marissa hot so Her name might have been like Stephanie yeah, I want to call her out on the show.
No something like not Marissa suffice it to anything but Marissa Also, I get the hot zone is the antagonist in sex toy story three Jc I want you to come sit on this side of the table baby. That was redemption I'm not even getting a yell at you. Oh, thank Christ. I want to apologize because I don't know why I'm so cagey tonight and you deserve better You know what?
I'm not I don't feel like I'm at my best. I think it was this I think you're doing a great job. Yeah, I just I've been I mean I feel good about you Feel good about you. I really like your shirt too.
Thank you. Oh, what is this show? You both have houses on your shirt Yeah, mine's a playhouse though. Mine's a real deal little little people.
Yeah, mine's a little tikes with big guts this shirt to you Um no, I think you're doing a great job and I've just really been been antagonizing people for fun Nothing but a nice good boy in my mind since the day I met you so I think if I ever lost weight people would stop thinking about me I think just being fat makes people think I'm Santa Oh, look that's Santa you want to be called Dan. Okay. Well, I don't want to get cold in my stocking Bye Santa. Please it's Dan Santa's on antidepressants Uh So this has been a long couple years Yeah, this has been the Santa Claus diaries not even gonna try No, I was gonna say confessions part two, but no one would have got that that was an usher record Um, yeah, I got nothing.
I'm gonna keep you guys keep talking and I'll think of something and then I'll interrupt one. Okay, perfect Um, so the girl Joe she takes upon herself to download Well, she well she goes to hackers mall calm. Yeah, because you know how hackers like to put everything they do out in the old Right so in a spot. So did anybody else go to hackers mall calm?
No, it doesn't exist. It does not exist. It's like a it's just a Japanese Nothing was like I was it looks like somebody just got a hold of it and just didn't it's not maintained or anything It's like if you're gonna buy the domain hackers mall calm, which we have definitely only heard of because you've seen the mangler too, right? I can sell some hacks, bro.
Yeah, sell me a bunny. Yeah, so we have like a weird orange Julius dot execute small Shitty CGI girl pitch a hack to me Are we in the hackers mall right now I didn't even like hearing that no so the the mangler in the original movie was a demon possessed laundry a sheet folding machine Right a sheet folding machine in this movie. It is a computer virus. Yes.
That takes over this computer systems and Kills people with wires. Yes, but also is people with wires is people with wires. Um, everyone knows that uh, corn is bugs People know that manglers is virus bugs. Yeah, and but mangler is computer Yeah, and computer is man guys go to our t-shirt website.
Oh by the by the time this is up Yeah, corner will be a corn is bug sure. Oh, yeah, and it will look a lot like the current shirt That's because I am not a graphic designer. Let's sue me There's also there's a part right before this to where the principal like walks in to like again another room with a computer in it Yeah, and he's like trying to show the technology off to like just a guy. Yep And when he opens first of all he says what the guy who I don't think is ever really named or like his importance He seems like the press maybe yeah, yeah, because yes, no, he is because he says because he says golly what a scoop What does he actually say he says something like blah blah blah from high tech digest dot com Yeah, and then he's like dot net we can get the time from the hackers mall times dot com So he goes into this room and there's a shot that's on the principal and the press guy And the room that they're in looks like an empty storage unit Yeah, and then oh the reverse shot of the computer.
Yeah is in like right. It's it looks like a fancy like jerk note Yeah Um, I love when they do that they did that last week in roserad where the one shot is like of the house and then the reverse shot I got a city. Yeah, they're like these two places. No guys.
Yeah, I don't know I was one point out the principal calls our main character is clowns at one point did you pick up on that? Oh, dude He says something like like it's after the scene it's after that scene and after she downloads the manger dot execute from hacker's mall dot com And he like meets back up with them or something and he's like I know it was one of you clowns You have like you fucking sniveling little shit. Yeah. Yeah, um, I like that someone bongs him in the head with a book Yeah, that was fun.
Well, yeah, so There's also there's only so it's these kids that are in the school. There's a couple teachers There's like one like there's a lot of kind of hot teacher. Yeah for no reason no she has no lines Just just dies just she drinks out of a flask and very timidly Yeah, she takes her laundry down to the laundry room Takes like the detergent cup that comes with the other thing Fills that up with uh flask juice And then start stringing it. Yeah, and then that scene lasts what feels like 20 minutes where she's like checking here Something rattling in the cabinet.
Yeah, but I and then she like uh she slips on some booze slams her head in the lawns Yeah And then she gets her hair caught in a little manger right? Yeah, I appreciate it. I did too Yeah, um, and she gets maybe gobbled up entirely or maybe just her head else out Yeah, but her body is missing later when they go down there. Yeah, so who knows where she do they find anyone's bodies though?
Just their friends because they seem die. Yeah, I think everyone else gets like also What would have been so cool as if at the end when lance henry's what I thought was gonna happen Go ahead and say no and when lance henry's in has hooked up to all the wires if they were all hooked up to wires And they made like one giant sort of like here organic like a gross like your brain Yeah, and then lance henry's in was like oh my fuck Uh man that was weird. Do you have that line where he talks about it? I do okay cool Thank you Um so she the teacher dies The there's a there's a janitor.
There's a janitor. He's actually our first kill is that is Bob the janitor Do we have a sound for first kill? Um, no, can we christen one? Yeah If you're not gonna if you're not gonna take this seriously rub.
Oh, sorry Wait, we'll turn this podcast. I mean That's It's in the movie that is true and they point out the fact that in most harm movies the black guy dies They literally couldn't telegraph it more It's not subtext. It's actual text text on screen. Yeah.
Yeah, oh man I just want to say too like none of the main characters are likable at all because joe is responsible for everyone right dying Yes, and then like the stoner dude is just like a pervert Like the he is desperate to fuck even when his life is in danger He cannot stop guys. Come on and then you guys don't want to fuck then the french chef is like egging him on as an underage girl Is claiming a ladder and he's like why don't you take a picture? He will last longer and show me the picture Show me her but oh Like the handsome guy like the handsome the cross-eyed handsome guy I'm sorry Yeah, the hunk of this is Is I you know, I hope he's still getting work. He's the dopiest cross-eyed looking motherfucker He's in a lot of oolly bold bold movies.
Oh hell yeah, a lot of them And yeah, he is he's this like he looks like he's like six four He's ripped they do nothing to he looks like he's supposed to be a jaw character But they just don't do anything except have someone call him a jock and have that be a great vessel. Yeah It looks like he's not too close to the telomere. Yeah It looks like he had the device from the jerk On his glasses. Yeah.
Yeah, we all remember it made it ruin Carl Reiner's life. Yeah Great movie. There's one scene where they're just like eating in the cafeteria And the and will is like they say the black guy the black guy. Yeah, uh, please Yeah, we haven't named anyone besides Joe really Well, because the names don't matter.
Yeah, there's like it's there. It's just down to stereotypes And it's the most obvious like cabin in the woods It's like without any of the commentary. Yeah, exactly. It is the stoner the hot girl the black guy the jock and then the final And then the friend chef again.
I can't stress it I can't stress enough how funny it is to me that is like every warm thing show I'm pitching that we have a fat friend chef say socory blue So yeah, the black guy's like uh, they say if you eat someone's eyeball Oh, you'll see the last things that they saw and then the stoner guys like oh can't wait to have that he went after eyeball soup And I wanted I wanted to like teleport into the movie and just stab him with a fork To death but just like right in the thought yeah, because how's he gonna learn if he's dead? Yeah, you should live in fear And then he eats something off they're all talking about blaming because Joe's like they're like well How are we gonna get out of this and Joe's like I gave the whole computer system of virus and then they're like When did you do it? And she's like 20 minutes ago? Oh shit because she realizes the principal's definitely gonna know it was one of them that gave Nobody else is in the school.
Yeah, and then I want when the stoner guy takes a piece of meat off the hot girls tray and she's like hey And he's like you're a vegetarian. You're not gonna eat it. It's like why would you have meat on her tray at all then? Yeah, um, there's that's infuriating.
There's also the moment when they're like they're all sitting around the table talking about this and the fucking You find out that the stoner kid. What's his name? Vicious La Funk? Frocious La Funk is a little He'll he'll nip at your ankles that little vicious La Funk ferocious La Funk on the other hand starts cracking up because he Yeah Infuriating that guy fake laugh for two minutes stoner guy and the hot girl are smoking out of a bomb Yeah, getting real high on school grounds on school right like not just in the fucking pool like the headmaster just got done telling you that there are Candice goddamn everywhere right and then they're worried that they're already worried about getting trouble But it's like let's break into the pool room and just blaze it up and then the black guy is uh, he's got a scuba gear on Yeah, he's so funny.
He's so we so like random I couldn't I just love like random humor. I when he's like scuba diving in a pool for no reason and then Drap Joe's foot like he's a shark I thought he was jaws or something He says that did you catch the jaws reference? He says no, I know there's more there's more what's he's later on Uh, yes. Yes.
That was the French chef drags his nails across the chalk. I was like a minute. Jaws reference I was in I was flabbergasted There's there's another really dumb joke because every joke in this movie is a sex joke. Yes, and there's so sex is nothing to joke about It's something that's supposed to be between a man and a woman for procreation only it's adam any or just adam So that's fine.
Yeah, right sometimes. Look sometimes it's just adam or honestly sometimes like I would watch like even I would see that yeah, but like yeah, but like two adams. No, thanks. Hi, five.
Oh, yeah, we're bad people All right. Well, that's been uh, yeah, I have like a bad feeling in my stomach that bit did not go how I know No, I do it. We both trusted each other too much. Yeah, we'll press on here.
No, no, we gotta get to the bottom of this This we will cut this I know we won't I hope we will this is well. I mean obviously that was right turns but yeah Obviously this is an episode of right turns obviously Isn't it funny when we say horrible things and that's the joke? Yeah, sometimes but not this time At all anyway, so right I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Give me myself a blowjob. Just Might as well have been Uh, there's but there's a scene right like immediately after she downloads the the mangler Yeah, and uh, the cross-eyed hot guy pulls like a butt-neck from Clarissa explains it all and comes in through the window Yeah, she's your your cross and your nickelodeon streams butt-neck was on solute your shorts.
That's true The other guy was butt-neck runs and jumps and swims in place. He rose and goes on trips. That's right. Yes, his friend is donkey lips Yes Boy, what a good show donkey lips master imagine the casting call for donkey lips 12 to 13 must have plump plump lips should be a chubby little boy Yeah, but he sneaks in through the window and he's about to see that she still has hackers mall dot com up So she kisses him but oh wait, it's no before that she's he's like what's this poster?
She's like it's a mandol. Oh, yeah, mandol spike mandols in the celebrity chef. I can't that's right Mendelbrot Because I remember being like that sounds like a dangerous sausage. Yeah So she's she explains how like Mendelbrot is like chaos theory and like she talks about organized chaos and then she's standing next to a Yakuza for example This is the one thing in this world I most afraid of the Yakuza.
Yeah, like I genuinely terrified of the Yakuza Understanding really very scary. Yeah. Oh, yeah, so she's like I see I even have one on my shirt too And he's like oh, yeah a Mendel booby. It does a little booby.
I mean I How long is this episode to be we're already into hour three is that true? No, it's too part. It might be too part I can't possibly be the mangal or two mangal or two part. Yeah Gc's way So our first kill is the janitor he's like fix trying to fix a lawnmower You guys noticed that I didn't he's trying to fix a lawnmower So he keeps trying to go back to get a wrench and it's just like the wrong size like three times in a row Such an idiot.
Yeah, make sure to my downfall. Make sure to show all three. Yeah, it's the rule of three. Yeah, and then He walks into the room and then you see like wire arm.
That's holding a pair of hedge clippers. Follow him And then you're here and be like what no, oh, oh, you don't see it. You don't see it. No, yeah A lot of deaths off screen here.
Yeah, so then hot teacher dies, but you she dies off screen But you see like blood splatter. Yeah, and then the the Jim teacher who's in a wheelchair Also obsessed with porn and all the kids know it. Yeah, he's a guy who watches some porn Yeah, that's that's who they're talking about when they're doing all those funny porn right coach iron sides Very coach Michael on your side. No, but at one I didn't realize he was in a wheelchair until he died.
Same. Yeah, right? This movie isn't good at establishing anything. How about it whether or not people are standing up or not?
Yeah, well It's one they should when like you see a clip of him during like the orientation things and he's just sitting down Yeah, it's a tight shot of his face. Right. But everybody else is also sitting down. Yeah, so yeah, so and then too honestly like It is a little weird that he's going through the halls with like a playboy in his lap, but besides that.
No, I didn't even notice that Yeah, well besides that for the most you hefner. Oh, I'd like to eat his eyes I'd like to eat his eyes. Is he still alive? Yes In the way that like like a giant sea tortoise is still alive.
Do you call that living? But so then uh in all that plastic by accident He'll have no is constantly getting his head stuck in six pack rings That's why he has to live with 30 people or else he will choke to death He can't be left alone. No, no, uh, so then also for sex. That's the other reason But it's like besides that like so what if he like it just it seems like he just watches more kind of in his own time So Interfering with his work.
No, um, that guy looked a lot like Daniel Craig Yeah, and also I I realized that he was in more like Daniel crank. Sorry. Go on. Nice.
Um, when they were in lance Hendrickson's office and he dismisses everybody he like he rolls out Um, I didn't realize that he was in a wheelchair though. I thought he was in just a one of the like chair with wheels Like an office chair. Yeah. Sorry, scooting out.
Yeah. Yeah, give me a push He's just like doing that like thrust down the hall. Yeah. Yeah, like digging his heels into the ground to pull himself forward Yeah The other thing to his fucked up and like goes back when I was saying about how no one's likable is like the stoner dude was just gonna Let Joe take the fall for knowing well that he was one of responsible because like the hot girls like I'm already I'm gonna tell the pants about it was job.
Yeah, they're not really friends. Yeah, how friends know these are these are very These people are very hostile to I also really wanted to see him because like he goes to get on a lift that the wheelchair Gives to get on the lift to take him down a flight of stairs and and his wheel did his wheelchair just shoot out from under him Yeah, or did it like dump him? I think I thought it dumped him Yeah, and then it fell down the stairs. He got his leg caught in a railing Yeah, and then his chair like falls down the stairs onto him, but he catches it and he's like all right I'm in the clear the strong And then a sure caught my my new terrible character.
Oh, he's got the fingerless gloves And so he's in the clear and then like some wires grab an axe and axe him Yeah, I'll say that swerved me a little bit because I thought he was gonna get crushed by the lift Yeah, so I was like, okay. Yeah, the lift did not play into it really very much at all And again, you did not show the kill. Yeah, you have like this whole setting and like you keep I don't know you none of the characters really die in ways that are unique to their circumstances Like it's just like a wire arm just picks up something sharp and that's it Uh, also what if he like fell I was like oh my god. I could walk.
I got so scared. I ran away So then um another thing I thought was really dumb was stoner guy and hot girl Soner got they're looking at the periodic table. Oh god The only table of the elements as far as I'm feeling And he's like some people believe this is like an ancient alien language trying to talk to us And he says he starts saying something about silicone and he's like silicone can be used to make computers run faster Or if a woman puts it in her tits it makes every man on earth want her more every male on earth I always notice when people make that choice because it's so weird that's weird. Um, but yeah, and then she's like I must have you here and now Yeah, she says I could feel you talking to me.
It's like yeah, maybe because you guys are standing right next to each other It's also worth pointing out that she's wearing a bra and like a I thought it was like a bikini But effectively it's a swim bra. I don't I didn't think I mean like yeah, it would make sense if it was bikini They were over by the pool. Yeah, but didn't look like a bikini to me like it I don't know and then she was wearing like one of those like a beach cover-up skirt kind of yeah The whole movie so that's it also like outfit was she wearing like Like platforming kind of like sandals and the hot guy was wearing Birkenstocks. I noticed that yeah, he was both bad running shoes When uh when he gets electrocuted later on I was like not through those shoes.
No way. Hell no those things. No way. No.
Oh, we also These shoes and conductors. Yeah, so we also see the French chef Complaining cutting just like a slab of meat and then he's going to put it in the freezer just on a cutting board Yeah, I'm sorry folks, but that is nice keep your meat as he's talking about how he's like better than like his position cooking at a college It's like well, that's your your level of sanitation. I don't think you work Yeah, he probably didn't even know to put that meat on the bottom shelf. Nope.
He said socory blue I should I could have been a famous chef. Yes. He never says socory blue. Wow if he had his own restaurant I think that would have been a kitchen nightmare.
Oh my god. That's an episode I want to say Let's all go around the table and say who's kitchen nightmare? We'd like to see the most I'll start this guy Rob, you're up. Oh I have no kitchen nightmares.
I don't what is that it's Gordon Ramsay. He goes to your kitchen He goes this is bad and he flips a bar one bar rescue. Well John Taffer. Yeah, the taffy man.
No, that's a very Can because he mixes it with love and makes the world is that's a great show and he's a great man. Yeah, yeah, okay So yeah, he gets locked in the freezer and he's talking he's complaining about how like he knows he's always being washed in the computer He's not playing his orders and stuff. He makes he cracks some jokes about his ex-wife being Those were so I've been with women colder than this. She's so Christ so fucking funny.
Uh, dude. That's good shit That's a good shit. You watch the language. Yeah, it's 2002 like it's not the 80s.
Yeah, what's I mean? I mean like those jokes are very old already. Oh, yeah, um Take my wife, please Also, I did think he was gonna be like the one person that the computer liked because he talked to it Right. I was wrong about that.
So yeah, so he gets locked in the freezer then stoner guy and hot girl or like we're hungry and hot girls like I want meat and he's like too vegetarian and she's like oh, yeah, because like smoking weed makes you forget, you know I'm also a fucking moron She goes into the freezer to get mustard and lettuce. No, that's it. He's like we need some shredded lettuce and some mustard Let's go into the freezer. Isn't she even like why yeah, what are we gonna do with that?
And those things aren't in the freezer problem. I'm gonna make a salad I'll make a barf salad It's gonna be real gross. It's gonna be if we can eat it's gonna be to angie Oh So much on some grindage. I'm also considering Consider that I forget what movie that's from but like it's any Yeah, but also catch that but also considering that a Russian Russian dressing is catch up in Mayo on a salad Why not?
Yeah, you know what that's a fair point. Yeah, so uh fucking Russians, but also so they decide to do this right now No, it's delicious. You know, I'm actually fucking Russian I Will and dry My one of my best friends in the world is getting married in the thousand islands this summer is that real? Yeah, wow So excited for I'm gonna bring home some authentic thousand Island dressing.
Oh, it's cool. Yeah, which one 789 ranch Which one of the thousand islands? Yeah, don't forget it. Yeah, okay So they also devise a plan where when Joe's like oh fuck she's gonna know it that principle's gonna know it was us They Oh, no, they do like it's always sunny lethal weapon six We make where they switch roles But so they're like can you fix it?
She's like yeah, all I need to do is get into his office and did anyone write down or the her fake computer jargon? No, oh my god. There was a lot of there was some great fake computer jargon and you both let me down And so did I so yeah, they go into his office right and then a computer man like a 3d computer man starts talking to her That's right and then what he's like, you know who I am. I'm and I wanted to be like Joe Joe's Joe.
Yeah, this movie is this movie straight up lawn mower man 3 it's a manger manger manger Wouldn't it wouldn't have been so much better like what the crossover? Oh, I thought you were I thought you were mr Burns tapping the tips of your fingers together. I didn't realize you were lacing to demonstrate crossover I want a manger a lawn mower crossover. They've come yeah, I mean to become one in this movie.