You know that? I do that. I was a cheap eating lobster. You went into your bar?
No. I used to go in. I used to go in your lobster. You were going to actually eat the...
...Stargas. How many followers are there? There's like... ...all those...
...he can't tell. The 635,000 people are watching. The 635,000 people are watching. What the fuck?
Oh, the super best in soup, right? Even soup. That was a bad fuck. Now it's that fucking...
No, no, no. You know, seriously, it's not the... Seriously, seriously. Seriously.
The father started doing it now. Because he started doing it with his own pitch. That's all right. I just...I cannot believe that other people eat shit.
No, it's not shit. It's food. This is the soup. It's the best day.
It's not even after the... You're listening to the author of our podcast. Ross is back. Ross is back.
We had mesmerised... ...how's this on YouTube watching a young... ...how old is he? 10-year-old?
You want to really qualify this before you tell people watching... ...you're watching a 10-year-old on YouTube? No, eating food with his dad. It's hot.
I know you're eating fine. Well, amateurs, today we really started with... ...so we spoke about it a few weeks ago. We get a message from Hal.
Of him eating it. Oh, you're eating it? Sam, you're just some sort. We're talking about going on to YouTube.
For at least. So we're looking at our ideas and what we're doing. So we're in the planning stages. We're going to get there probably the next couple months.
You drive the cars. We get brass cars. You drive the cars and I'll get a bowl of soup. So we can do...
Because you're saying that in the current... ...we're going to run. You're still going to run. You're still going to run.
ASMR on the move. Because this young kid has got 73,000 subscribers on the screen. I think you're going to do tips on how to influence his audience. I think you move off level.
He's been doing... I said to him, you need to move to... So obviously you've got keywords on YouTube and stuff like that. And you pick things interesting.
I told him to speak to one of these uncles who has a Galata. And let him... ...you know, he chipped back into Galata. Go through and make his drive through first.
Go through and make his drive through. Why is that? Why is that? Why is that?
Why do we have to? No, it's too fast. It's ASMR. Look it up.
ASMR. It's a condition. Okay. If you want free time for a little Thailand.
Yeah. Look it up. Thailand. ASMR.
What's the name of the thing? It's a good cause. It's a good kid. You might see everything.
You had a C software. It's not even a good job. One kid's out there. One day, one day, one day.
That's a good game. Some of you can see it. And then you can see it. And then you can see it.
Just, you know, like, one day. They want to hit. They want to hit. And then you know...
Go through the hands. Go through the hands. Yeah. Pick comes in next level.
It's serious. I've missed that. I've missed that. Five episodes.
Let me swipe up the sides. But surely by now, you know, we're about serious. We're about five seconds. I think I should be a second.
I think that I should be a second. We'll get home here. We'll get home. We've got these chop chips.
They're a bit crusted. I was eating it with a bakery today. A manhouse today. A manhouse.
I asked them which thing I was used to get some treats. And they brought up a whole bucket of Belgium chocolate with framework. And now he gets drunk. And then you might have bought a poodle and there was a hum Dad.
That's the little droplets that go into muffins. It's not because of it. Yeah, really, carrots. When you cook it, how do I it?
How come they say you're out there. I'm going to talk to you. I'm going to talk to you. See.
You're back. Where'd you go? I've stressed the last month, pretty much. I asked him how well did you drive anything in Fiji?
You got a car? That's it. Oh, you know what I did go in Fiji I got a taxi to the local vehicle. These carpools up and look at this car going it's an interesting looking vehicle.
It was a Toyota. It was a Toyota crown. Oh, like the Japanese name I once? Well, it's funny you say that.
All the Japanese taxis when they get to a certain amount of coladas they were sending them to Fiji. Oh wow. The Fijines have an update in the middle of the day. No, they haven't.
They're all from the 80s. I thought when he pulled up the hotel I thought Magnum pill I was going to talk to him. He comes home silly because he's just nudge in the throw. He actually felt like something else.
His driver was really cool. One thing about Fiji, beautiful place, beautiful people blah blah blah. They got a napkin concept at the time. He's actually ridiculous.
I remember the first day I was at the coffee machine in the hotel and I pressed the coffee machine and I was getting the shit. I was like, can I see Harry out? What about some guys? Smells like it's Fiji time.
I'm like hilarious. Day six or day seven? I was there for ten days. There's a guy who's obviously just arrived.
He's pretty much shined. I got a jig just arrived. You get used to it. You get used to it.
Like you want to launch at midday and you get to a two o'clock. It's not like a cafe at a restaurant. I don't know. Just hopers.
There's just no finish. They really need to become a gamer. You get away. You get away.
They try. They're just throwing it. I've got a funny story for you. So we're playing...
I've got three young kids and they were playing cops and robbers with the older cousins and whatever. Everyone's running around hiding in bushes. My son. My son.
My daughter on the side. You see him. Jump over screaming. Jumped out of the bush.
I got what happened? He's dead. Where are we going to get the bushes to hide? I said what were they doing?
They were hiding. They were doing me work. I want their drinks to take us home. I figured it was right.
But I spent the rest of the month with the boat. I had no phone service. It's very beautiful. It's very beautiful.
I don't say I'm wearing the pool. That's where the coronavirus started. It's got my other diary around. It's very jiggy.
What the problem was, I heard yelling and screaming. I don't know how the fuck that's like. I don't know how to do I get the camera. I don't know how to say it.
I don't know how to say it. I don't know how to say it. I don't know how to say it. I don't know how to say it.
I'm not the spooker. So yeah. We'll go for it off. It's about the hotel.
It's about the delivery of a new car. Yes, you went shopping last year. We talked about it. We finally picked, you want to know how is the Porsche KN?
Yes. Yes. 2.9. That's surprisingly.
Turbo? Turbo. Not turbo. It moves.
Does the Dashly fingerprints on those glass bars? Yeah, very rare. It's really frustrating. I don't understand the, there's like a technology in the dashboard.
Yeah. It's going faster. The middle. The camera's got 4.0.
No. No. It's got more chimp with that. I thought I thought here we go.
4.0. Made it moves. Yeah. It's got the exhaust on it as well.
It's got the pieces of the sports. It's also the bottom. Looks like a fart. Yeah.
It sounds amazing. Sounds like a car. The Navy blue. Yeah.
Different. We're going from 22 inch wheels dropping down to 21. It's a car's going on. They're already scratched.
That's a good look. I'm really sorry but I scratched the wheels. What? Is it not getting angry?
I couldn't get any more. No. I think you want to say it anyway. The service is amazing.
The watch will be a given on the plug. Right. The guys over there with fantastic experience. They're already on the service.
The service. When you picked up the car. Anyone wanted to buy a Porsche? I can hardly recommend it.
Yeah. They tried to look after it. They didn't have the car on. It was the second Porsche for me.
Yeah. So you definitely don't see them. I'm going to go much. I'm going to get on.
You. You're going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go.
I'm going to go. The car's been all sorted. You knew. X class has been dropped.
Yeah. You know what? Was it going to work anyway? No.
The other person was buying the X class. Okay. It's a trade. The car's not the problem.
It's an easy. No. No. The car is not the problem.
So it's it? They say these bands are. And you want to think they price themselves out of the way. Yeah.
They price themselves out of the way. They do. They say. They do.
They say. Let's think about the person buying it. We're going to go buy you. I'm a plumber.
I want to put my triangle tray on the back. I want to go shooting on the weekend. I want to put camping tin on the roof. So look like I'm going to go.
I've got it. It's not going to go to Mercedes because there's no options. I'm not going to shoot the people. I'm going to say.
No, they have the wheel arch face. If you get bigger wheels for them. So if you could get. How's that?
The problem was price. If you set the top of the range in the bar with leather and stun roof, you could walk into a dealership and walk out to 50k. Right? Yeah.
The top of the range. The top of the range. How much time? How much time?
No. The three times. That's the one you want. That's the one you want.
That's the 100 grand. You're always 100 grand. The top of the range. The top of the range is 250.
Which was the same as the top of the range. I'm 60 grand. I-I'm not paying 64 for the neto bar for 50. Fuck the match.
D Monkey together. If you're a plumber in double bay you're not going for a bar. Yes they will. Don't want to camber.
You've got longer range, over a rock? You'd find a range, but- Oh, you'd find a highwater. Cause they've got more of a shit for them. They've got more of accessories.
Everyone has got information. No, not! I'm degrees. See?
Because, sorry. Fedffer, get up. frequent. You can get a demo, X 300.
The vanilla, ours, programashing. The vehicle's got an extra 50. No, 250. Per Helicopated.
Bring it out, but no hundred kms. It's not a hundred thousand of it, guys. The 250. Who's making the car?
Maybe the Nissan factory. You can bet. Yeah, but the three feet. Was Mercedes running here in suspension.
But that was a proper Mercedes. Basically, you're like getting a GLA running gear. You didn't have a car. So the problem is, they're priced at 8,000 cars on rides.
Yeah, and of course they get 20,000. More than a wall track. Yeah, but do you think the buyers going, the walks in the Mercedes game, I'm going to compare the Ford. No, they going on Mercedes, because I shall walk.
Yeah, but in tourism, they couldn't hide. You couldn't hide something. If they priced, for example, the STX, If they price, how does it compare the driver? It's better.
It's better. You can get a full full. How's it better? You're trying to get a full full.
You're trying to get a full full. I tried it. We're still waiting for the V2D to get back to hell. But what I want to say is that you look like a V2D.
Look at how sorry they're not working. I mean, they went pretty high initially. They're at the 60 grand mark. But they're brought 49, 50 grand drive away with the V6 diesel.
I think a few problems. Yeah, but they're, everyone thinks they're buying a European car when they're built. I think they're in something. Not only did they do that.
With that 50K entry now for the V6 and rock? Pretty much entry level. But they also gave it something that the other rock hasn't got with the V6 in any of the other cars. They gave it low range.
Yeah. Right? So it's a proper year for the program. It is.
So that's where they just missed the market in pricing and they, I think they overestimated the brand, the badge and what people would pay. 54, 57, 58. They didn't want to cop. They didn't want to cop.
They didn't want to use it. They didn't want to use it. The Mitsubishi Express. They brought up Mercedes van.
Yes. We've got a V-V. And the one after the Sprint, the Sprint is the same as the Volkswagen Craft. The big Volkswagen.
I like the Crafts. So they're Volkswagen and V so when it comes to vans and commercial Mercedes know what they're doing. And in Europe they've got the Little Mercedes van which is like the Bellingo. The Sittra.
It's actually made by me. Yeah. So it's not the first one. They've done it.
But they've pushed the hue. And I think marketing the badge and the pricing got carried away. And probably it was expensive. What's wrong with commercial?
Well, they're releasing the 6.1 multi-vince and when you face it to the front, full glass dash. You're put in order. Not really. You're going to send back.
And then you can send it. Should be good. I'm only three months a week. Thank you.
I've got my cousin coming from over the city. Never been to Australia. Oh, he went to break his back like a little. No, I want to do a couple of groceries.
But I've got mum there. I want two kids. We've had a guy again. I might grab some windows if you don't need it.
Just leave me a car. Rooki Eira today. What did you do? Went to a new car wash.
No, no, no, no, no. Shout out to Tom and Sam. Tom and their Raving Reporter. Got a new car wash at Club Car Wash at the Big Stown Sports.
Rooki Eira. Do my car there today. No, no, beautiful. They did a top job because it's on the cover of the car.
Oh, ready for it? Yeah, get the boot gate. I've been the window. I've been the window.
I did that the other day. It's like, it looks like. It's got various vanes. You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I've been the first half. No, but generally it's Facebook for me anyway.
Yeah, take it easy. It happens to me all the time. What? Yeah?
Because I get ready to come and wash the cars at the office. I'm the car on the ground. And then usually I go with him and he'll leave because he takes you and I've driven it. wash my car.
I'm not going to drop. I'm old, home sent, in the boot. What? Comment as a question.
What? What? I want the glasses. I'm driving out.
No, no, no. It's the rubber strip. That's wet. No, no, he does.
No, no, no. He goes out. He opens the window. He goes out.
He stops the car. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no.
No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no. No, no, no.
No, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, I'm all lost in this crap.
Oh, boy. I need to run away. Please. Your Honor.
Let's do it again. Chris, get out here. Oh, you're kidding. Was it a Ylay Flag X?
Ah, the cat dog just went. It was a blue. So what happened during the race? Well, they just told them.
They just kept looking at them. They were talking about the world. The cat in the wild war has happened. So it's really racist.
It happened. I thought I saw a blue flag and the cankers were black. And the cat is a hit song. Did you sit down the other way?
The guy holding the flag was hopping mad. Did you? No, that's a shit joke. Did you sit down at my luck in the M2 to go caw to him 200 kilometers on the way down the bathers?
Cops pulling him over. And he goes, he goes, What was he excused? They're really like the bathers. He was running late for bathers.
He's running late to get the rest of it started. He still walked in. He was like, yeah, I had the cart offing. They're sure they should.
If you told them. Speaking of the road rules, go up and stop. No, they're talking about it. They're being eaten.
Yeah. Did the race car drive us in the back sitting out of the front? No, I didn't. I didn't.
I actually did. Jiles. No, I was pulling. I was pulling.
He got the cart off. He got the cart off. He got the cart offing. He got the cart off.
He got the cart off. I'm going to go out of the lead. I didn't want to go out of the lead. I think a lot of people were going to probably really sit by the watch the race over the last couple of days in the coverage.
That race yesterday was better than our regular bathers from the F-A-S. Wasn't it the same thing? No, no. It was the GT where we were touring.
But you had to go to GT3, GT4. OK. This end, it ended up being one of the AMV's work to score for it, or had a time penalty. So it ended up a bit better.
To do it now. I think it turned the intro to the pizza. These are because these are the notes. I was at the GT3.
It wasn't a 25-36. With a wrap. You know what? Even on TV, and a friend of mine was lucky enough because he has a BP.
So he's like, he got taken up the AP. Oh, wow. He's a sponsor. And one of the best riders took it for a hop back in the 663 around the track.
Oh, they're in the end. Incoffery, he reckons. He reckons they get the 663. He said, sitting in the corporate boxes and listening to these things, they're like, ask, better than the Vians.
The Vians were saying, these things got different notes, pop, crunches. It was racing because there's different cars, different categories. We're not talking about literally a one-made series with different body shirts. We spoke about that a couple of episodes ago.
How steep. Coming down the hill. Oh, my God. And going up it.
With no. Just walls. You know what I was saying? The Lamborghini got an absolute telling, yes.
Oh, my God. I always hit the thing. They were just not in it from day one. The hurricane, the hurricane, not the Ferrari.
They just were not in it at JCP3. Was this the world championship? Did all the overseas cars come? No.
There was all the overseas cars. The Porsche factory team was here. The Bentley factory team was here. And from looking at it, you think the 458 and the hurricane are like, they're all cars.
They're old. They had the 911 GT3. And what's it for? RSR.
RSR. What's it for? The GT3 RSR. It's a naturally aspirated engine.
And really took it to the twin-twod, over the eight. It's a Bentley one. That is a big fat sense of that. Ross, you should buy a big.
Jarl's one. No, Ross's cars can't be seen. Did you get to pick the options? Yeah, but it's one option.
There's only one option. There's all the options. And then you pick and choose and pick and choose. And then, I don't know if you've been on a BMW configurator or whatever.
You can hit one that deletes more. Like, over-rides it. You say, I want bows, but I want bow and walkers, whatever. It deletes the bows.
So you have to hook up with 21 inch wheels, which I've chosen. I have those 22s with deletes. There's one option that picks all the boxes. And you tick up.
We know what that's called. That's the jimbox. That's the jimbox. There's one person better than you.
There's one person better than you. You think you buy cars at 3 minutes? This guy does it in 90 seconds. Yeah.
He does it in 30 minutes. Yeah. He was in the corner and a gory place. He's not doing the boxes.
He doesn't take the boxes like you're in. Some boxes. So he has come, they're not going to label him? No, they're not going to label him.
So did you tick every box, seriously? I just tick them all box. Is he talking the ultimate package? He keeps you everything.
Are you serious? He kept discount? You do the ultimate package discount. That's my ex-cart.
We're going to try the colour. Do I go the light blue or do I go the grey? I'm thinking the grey. The grey is more blue.
The light blue is no. We're going to tick a bit. It's not where you pass the blue. See that?
6th gender party. What's the interior? Like with orange. Orange inserts?
Orange inserts. I had the orange six. No, not that orange. I'm not the orange orange.
You're all red. Go black and get the sound of APF. What's the sound of APF? It's not like a disease.
You get out of the open mouth. It's gross. It's not a bug. It's a carotid disease.
It's a remote mask. Went to Berwood. Got back from 5 days. Went to Berwood.
That much of the news. I think you're right. I'm the coronavirus. It's the coronavirus.
I'm sorry for the people who don't hurt us. I was back. Shobble nose growing. Thoughts out to the family?
Yeah. Topic that we're going to talk about is green driving and thoughts out to the family who lost a lot of their children. And the other three of us are in the hospital. No, no, no.
Hasn't heard there was an accident yesterday even with other organs. Yeah, nor was it a drug driver. Religently. Allegedly.
Sorry. Allegedly. Drug driver. Allegedly.
The kids already walking on the footpath. Thoughts go. I thought we were just talking about drink driving. I've only got one if you want that.
If you, back in the 80s I remember. If you drink and drive, you're a bloody idiot. No. If you drink and drive, a rock and a rock.
Rock and a rock. Rock and a rock. If you've got kids, now's about the time to block, there it is because people are going to edit this. If you drink and drive, you're just a cunt.
That's it. I've done the same on people. You're just outright, you're just a low life scumbag. If you're drinking and drive, if you think it's right to have a joint and drive pop a couple of drugs, do a line.
I think is worse, but we haven't got the mechanism to check it. But look at this, I specifically talk about drink driving, right? Back in the day, you know, when I was growing up as a kid, it was a big thing. Don't drink and drive.
And the generation above us, so my parents, whatever, there was no drink driving. There was no, there was no policing. Correct, right? But it is serious.
I'm not talking about, I had three V's, I might be over. I'm talking about decades that go out there. There was a lady that was a lady that was caught today that was 0.3. Were the kid in the back?
She couldn't even walk. What makes these people think they can get in the car? How the fuck did you get to 0.3 in the morning? You didn't stop drinking at 2am, I haven't got to bed.
I know Tash, I think we need to have a 0, 0 tolerance box. If you have a drink, you can't cut the car. Here's the problem with that. I agree with you.
The problem is that it's not going to stop people by having 0, because they still run the board to face it. What's happened is, recently in New South Wales, the state government changed low range to an almost quite fine, and I think it's a 30-day suspension. Low range? Yeah.
Low range. Because what used to happen was you got to go for low range, and the magistrate would go for it. And the magistrate would go for it. What the hell?
They should need me low range. No, you're driving. No, you're there. Put your hand here.
You're going to get a second of the rest. Slap on the wrist. No. I'll join my hand out.
No. Do it again. If I drop, if I, if I, if I, me or your pay, I'm going to settle lights, wait around about, and give it a bit, spin the tires, whatever. Your car's gone for 30 days.
Yeah. Right? So why is it? If you get done for the drink driving, on the fucking spot, your car's gone for 30 days, second offence, low-mid, high-fucker.
Fucking car. Yeah. I just don't, only then, you can have zero tolerance, but only then will people go, fucking have a couple beers, if I get pulled up, they're fucking taking the car. Let me go back to that low range, call it what you said.
The law society did not approve without law chains. No, no, no, no. They're going to the magistrate. They basically see, but going to the magistrate, even if you get off, and like, the embarrassment standing in court in front of the straight, getting how many in front of people is always, is almost another deterrent.
And the statistics say that 1.9% of all local court matters are low-range street driving. So it's not like we're flooding the courts. The only courts are Tuesday with the ABO list, and you'll see flooding courts. Really?
Yeah, with a number of, you know, ABOs with the, from the police. That's like a good one. Very, very simple. Should we zero tolerance?
And the zero tolerance, you might still retain a, a limit. No, no, no. The 0.05 doesn't bother me, Hamlet. The 0.05 doesn't bother me.
The 0.05 is the case. If you get down for hiring street driving, or you get down for driving, you know the limit. You don't know the limit. You don't know the limit.