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Before we came up, we'd met each other. Yeah. And we would go up before and after each other continuously for years and years and years. You, more of a clean physical like...
I say pussy, come on. Yeah, you say bad words. Shit. He's this pussy.
I say racial slurs. So we're a little bit different. And I mean, you can't have all types of beef in the same stew. You know what I mean?
Yeah. And yeah, and here you are. You're in beautiful Texas. You've been having fun.
You just did Joe Rogan. You know, hated Eddie V's. Thanks for having me on this. It's cool.
Of course. I'm not going to do this for back of the day, letting me do the rounds for what's special. Of course. And you are Afghani.
I am Keith Urban. Thanks for coming out earlier today. That's it. You have a supporter here.
One more, you guys. And I think it's a cell. In a sea of white people. It's nice to have.
It's incredible. I love it. It's called Hatcher. A lot of people don't know it.
The Comedy Store. There's three rooms. And if you can play all the three rooms, everyone call it the Hatcher. In a night.
Yeah. In a night. Yeah. And each room is so different.
I think that's what's great about the store. Yeah. Because the original room is great. The main room is bigger, more Vegas showroom.
And the belly room. She held it his up there. It's more of a hang. It's more of a vibe.
Yeah. It's very chill. And then there's Vulcan here, which is just an E-D-M club on 6th Street. Not many people are excited to perform at a lesser than place than they're used to.
But we've really taken advantage of it here. In fact, if you're wondering why there's a weird bottle of unopened champagne here, it's because this is the one year anniversary of us being here at Vulcan Gas OK. You sort of have to live in Austin to know how absolutely stupid it is that we do the show here every week. We could literally be doing fucking thousands of seat venues.
And instead, we're here where there's like rats crawling up and down the screens and shit. The bathrooms don't really quite work here. And all the cameras and the toilets. Yeah.
We like it because it's disgusting. So shout out. How about a hand for the amazing staff here at Vulcan? Having to deal with us every Monday.
It's a nightmare. Those are my friends from Florida over there. Hey, guys. How are you?
Oh, wow, fun. We're going to have a blast tonight. Very exciting stuff. You guys know how the show works.
A bunch of comedians signed up and put their names in a bucket for the opportunity to do perhaps 60 seconds on this show. You know their time is up when you hear the sound of a kitten. That means they have to wrap it up. Then I was looking to bring out the angry west Hollywood bear.
And then I interviewed them about their life and what makes them interesting as a human being. And we're going to find out more about those people after their 60 seconds of uninterrupted stand up comedy. That's it. You guys ready to start this man in JAMA or what?
We are ready for launch. There's only one person that we have kick off this show now with a brand new 60 seconds every single week, one of our most prized regulars of all time. We've watched this man go from living in a van masturbating regularly to swimming in pussy, having his own apartment, being on jet rides, doing arenas. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Hans Kim.
There we go. Hey. Thanks for watching Hans Kim, everybody. Happy Memorial Day.
Today's Memorial Day. So I spent the day being extra respectful to trees and bushes, because that's what our troops are trying to look like. It was probably a troop in there. That's how good they are nowadays.
A lot of the people in the greatest generation are dead, which is a relief, because they were kind of annoying when they were alive. They were like, back when I was your age, we defeated the Nazis. Well, half of you were the Nazis. Thanks for fixing the problem you created.
Speaking of Nazis, I went to the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam when I was there, and I realized that it's not really her house. You just go out in the attic for a bit. Doesn't make it your house. Thank you.
Wow. Exactly. I'm a brand new man from Hans Kim who does this every week, makes it look easy, comes in with confidence, and that lockdown smile of his. I'm so happy.
Yeah. OK. What are you so happy about right now? I just got back from Las Vegas with my beautiful girlfriend Rachel.
We had lots of sex. Wow. My goodness. That's exciting.
Where did you guys stay? At the MGM Park, the parks at MGM and the New York, New York. Oh, it sounds like you slept in a park. That's good.
That's good. I'm sure they love that promotion. Very exciting, Hans. And what'd you do?
Tell us about it. You were there for what? Two days? Two days.
We did watch Love by the Beatles. We saw the Silk Sonic do a little show for $300. I don't know what Silk Sonic is. Silk Sonic is the R&B band.
Bruno Mars Anderson Pack teamed up with Wet My Girlfriends panties. Oh, my goodness. That's it. They do the foreplay, and you just come in and attack at the end.
Yeah. You slide right in. Whoa. That was a real hook finger you had there, Hans.
I love this get up. You're wearing it. You look like you work at race trader Joe's. I didn't even know what that means really, but it's funnier than saying trader Joe's.
Why are you wearing that? I wore it in Vegas. I got it at Goodwill. It's Silk Sonic's a very R&B, you know, sort of like.
Can you stop saying Sonic? You're making Red Band hungry over there. Seriously. He pictures milkshakes and burgers every time.
There's icy. Girls on Roller Skates coming up to his window. Good to see you again, sir. I love it.
So what about this Silk Sonic? Oh, that's also kind of shirt that they kind of inspired me to buy. Oh, wow. All right.
OK. So Vegas was good. What was the flight like for you? Because you see, we found out recently that you are extremely thrifty.
So I'm interested to know what row on the airplane a guy like you would sit in. I was in the back row. The back row? So you're telling me that I'm fucking nailed this question?
Wow, perfect. Yeah. It was literally the back row? Yeah, I was in the very back.
Good. That's amazing. I mean, my odds are like one in 38 of getting right, right? Yeah.
What airline? Spirit. Oh, my goodness. Holy shit.
Here we go. Hey, hey. I thought Ari was on last week's episode. This is great.
Wow. Happy Asian Heritage Month. He's so happy to be Asian that he's Jewish when he travels. I love it.
So Spirit Airlines, tell us about this. So did you have any extra charges or anything like that? Did anything surprise you? I mean, everything was pretty expensive.
We paid like $60 for shots in Las Vegas. But on the airplane, they actually upgraded me to an empty row. Is there? Because I was in the back row.
Yeah, no. I got an exit seat. They upgraded you closer to the middle of the airplane? Yeah.
It's not really an upgrade. It's like sideways grade. It's right by the bathroom. You're going to love it.
Very interesting, Hans. What else? On the airplane, I sort of rode my girlfriend's clitoris. Wait a second.
OK. Now we're on to something. These are the issues that everybody wants to talk about. So tell us about the moment.
Like how long into this flight does this happen? What makes you want to start doing that? Describe the way that Hans Kim thinks on a Spirit Airline flight. She was wearing the skirt.
Yeah. Easy. Pussy access. OK.
So she's wearing a skirt. You're wearing that shirt. So you're lucky anything happens. And then what happens?
And then the wheels leave the ground. Right. Take off. Very good.
Middle Eastern friends, will you teach them what the airplane terminology is here? Come on. And then we start making out like, I love you. Oh wow.
So you're in a gay relationship. It's very good. It's a gay straight couple. And then we just start locking lips and hands and hands in each other.
And he's like, chief, who said all these shows is just disappointed. It's my favorite. Even his shirt's making the same face. He's very disappointed in you, Hans.
I love it. How long did you go for? I mean, weren't you worried that somebody in front of you, where their ears like right there, they could hear you go, and stuff like that? Yeah.
I mean, how long did you rub your girlfriends vagina for? About five minutes. Wow. That's not the button you're supposed to hit.
Stop it. Stop it. There's crazy sound effects on this show. Beheem, have you seen Hans Kim before?
Yeah, I love Hans. I know Hans from Seattle because he's a Seattle guy too. He's always been a great joke writer, super sharp. And it's great to see his trajectory.
You were in New York for a while, right? Yeah. And it's great to see him chilling at now in Austin and all over. I forgot.
You guys are both Seattle starting. That's where both of you guys got your start, right? Yeah. I looked up to him.
He was a great headliner that come to visit Seattle and bless us with his LA ways. Yeah. No. No.
No. No. No, but you were always one of the guys. Like my brother's a big fan of you too.
Just like so sharp and dedicated to the craft and getting better and you're so sharp. There's no fat on yourself. And that's, yeah. All he does.
I mean, he's literally all the time on this wacky spreadsheet of jokes that he has like a literal spreadsheet with just fucking titles of jokes. And he's constantly adjusting things like he's crazy with it. Super Asian way of being a stand-up comedian. I'm curious.
You were in New York for a bit, right? How long were you out there for? Three years. And then you were living in a van in New York too.
So what was your experience of New York? And then why did you come here from New York? Yeah. I mean, I think New York is full of grimy like rats.
Yeah. Yeah. Those comedians are actually all rats. What do you talk about?
Both. OK. But yeah, they're like surviving. Like all their personality is just survival.
Yeah. But they're great people and I love to be back. You couldn't wear a shirt like that around them. That's for sure.
New Yorkers will fucking eat you alive. All right, Hans. You did it. Another amazing way to start the show.
You're the best. Hans came everywhere. Thank you. Here we go.
Now we go to the bucket. This is where shit gets a little bit crazier. Is there anything going to happen here? We're about to meet someone.
Well, actually, this young man's been on the show before. Very talented. Works here as a door guy. This is a brand new minute from Yonder, everybody.
Yonder is here. Hello, my name is Yonder. I don't mean to brag, but I know where the clitoris is and I'm prepared to prove it. I look like Jesus if he turned the water into Blue Mountain Dew.
I look like Jesus if he said his disciples follow me on Instagram. I look like Jesus if he turned too fish and a loaf of bread and a no food to feed a multitude and ate it all himself. I look like Jesus if instead of being nailed to a cross, he nailed his cousin. All of the best foods for you are all named after body parts.
You're corn, head of lettuce, pussy, like a waga. Here it is, a minute from Yonder, everybody. Hell yeah. You look like Jesus if every supper was the last supper.
You can add that to your thing for free. That's just a gift. Thank you. You can just have that one.
I'd like to give back to the Lord. Thank you. Be fruitful and multiply. My goodness.
Look at you. What a great professional you are. You came in. You did good.
Joke, joke, joke, joke. How are you? I'm good. Feeling fine.
Morale isn't an all time high. Why is your morale higher than usual? Well, because- Just following the lead of your blood pressure. I'm following.
Yeah. A lot of salt in my diet. Yeah. Man, I'm at the fucking epicenter of the greatest comedy city in the world right now and I've got a fucking bird's eye view of it.
There it is. Come on. I love it. And Yonder, you're also as well as a comedian, a door guy here at Vulcan.
How's that going for you? Oh, pretty good. Just trying to explain politely to people the difference in repeating the last two lines of a punch line to your table and laughing. Because apparently they think it's the same thing.
Wait, what do you mean? Like, you know, when people are talking after somebody says a joke and they want to get a laugh at their table off of something the person on stage just said. Yeah. And Rob a little laughter from the person on stage.
Yeah. You know, the people that are being paid to be up here? Yep. Not the ones sitting there.
So you're learning how to hate the audience. It's a big part of being a door guy at a comedy club. Yeah. It's part of the secret recipe.
It is. You realize that they're just malleable humans and it's just a blur that really means nothing. You know what I mean? It's a regular people.
Yeah. Alright. I love it, yonder. Which has been doing for fun?
I have been, last night I was fooling around with a little guitar pedals. Like I play acoustic guitar by myself a lot and I'm not too mad at me. Over here is a real wizard when it comes to like guitar pedals and stuff. So I'm fucking around with that.
But what's funny is it at 3 a.m. Last night a house full of Congolese people were having a party right behind my house until 3 in the morning. What's Congolese? Yeah, I don't really know Congolese and I have a known racist.
Can you please tell me what are some stereotypes of the Congolese? What's this? I know. I can be prepared.
Do you know what word makes them the maddest or anything like that? I need to know. If you would come after me. I need to know.
What's the sound effect you would use with these people? Some loud music in a language I don't understand. I'm glad you asked. So basically we have one of those TVs that you can cast your phone to and someone tried to cast their phone to our television and are living room and we googled the name.
And every single name that came up was someone from, I'm not sure, the Congo, wherever the Congolese are from. Red bands are taking a chance and going with an elephant sound effect. We've done no research to know if there are elephants there at all by the way. Red band has got a little excited.
He gets a little trigger happy. We call him Alec Baldwin sometimes. He just pulls that trigger whether there's bullets in the gun or not. Whoa.
Okay, so Congolese are basically deeply African American here. Yes, I take back that sound effect. I want to use it with this. There you go.
A little bit more like that. We had to shazam the music they were playing because we didn't know any of the songs. So how could you when it's just all drums and stuff, right? I thought there was a sacrifice happening.
Imagine what they must think about having you as a neighbor. I don't know, man. There's probably not a lot different than the white folk from where they're from. You know, like, kind of all look like this.
Nobody looks like that. Yeah, I don't know exactly where you've been, but nobody looks like the dad from Teen Wolf at a Grateful Dead concert. Quite like you do. Yeah.
I do like the Grateful Dead. This isn't exactly. It is. You look like you love the Grateful Bread, too.
Aww. It's kind of that sound that people make sometimes. Cool garlic bread. Yeah.
One word more than you need, but I like it. I'm punching down. Absolutely. Yonder, you are an amazing musician.
Is there anything you want to do or anything? You guys want to hear Yonder do something? He has a very special skill. I don't know.
What do you think, Yonder? His shirt, by the way, with that beard, it looks like I thought that was Sigourney Weaver. I didn't even know that was Princess I am. Wait, what are you talking about?
Oh, I see. You're making a joke about his t-shirt. Yeah. Sigourney Weaver t-shirt joke.
Soundboard appears to be down right now, so improvising. Look at that. I wonder how many Xs are on the tag of that undershirt that he's wearing. You know what I mean?
Like, how much larger than an XXL? All right, something's about to happen here. Jesus Christ, Yonder. Unbelievable.
That is absolutely amazing. Not many modern-day musicians have the balls to come out here and play 70s porn music, but, uh, Yonder, I would look to have you on the show Thursday. Secret show Thursday. Thank you.
Thank you. Look at that. Good job on the guitar. Uh, fantastic comedy.
As always, congratulations. Do you seem happy? Are you happy? I, for the first time, yeah, I think so.
Like, ever maybe. Like, like, yeah. You already have a joke book, right? You know, I have a small one.
I have a custom one. I have an official one. You never got an official one. We'll give you one right now.
This is the actually the 500th leather book that Bones Eye has made in the history of the show. He hand-makes. That's real Texas leather right there. By a real fucking...
There he goes. Yonder Wizard, everybody. Follow me Yonder Wizard. W-I-Z-E-R-D.
Alright, you guys haven't fun yet, huh? Alright, back to the bucket we go. Let's see what happens here. Makes a noise for Michael Ridley, everyone.
Here we go. Michael, Ridley. Whoa, here he is. Yo, what the fuck is good, Vulcan?
You guys been watching Love on the Spectrum US season one? Yo. Those autistic girls are hot, dude. And I know, I know I'm in the runnings with them too because my younger brother's autistic.
So I know in my gene pool, I was like two big spin clicks away. You know what I mean? I was that close. I'm watching this show with my wife.
I'm like, I would fuck her. I would clap those cheeks. I want to see the autistic titties. I want to see them.
I know that I'm that much of a piece of shit. Then I would slither my way onto that set. I thought I got a big paw for being on Kill Tony, dude. Could you imagine if I was on Love on the Spectrum?
Alright, I had a whole character to go in butterrain out of time. Let's go, go for it. Oh, yeah, I'll finish it. Okay, there you go.
Here's his Michael. He's 29 years old. He likes Legos. And he's scared of black people.
Hi. I'm not a fan of the series from the 1990s. I'm a fan of Mark Hamels Joker from Batman, the animated series from the 1990s. Would you like to hear my Joker impression from Batman, the animated series from the 1990s?
Hello, Tony. I'm pretty sure I'm autistic because I can do that impression. Alright, there you go. Michael Ribley.
You want to full two minutes? Got a little extension there and made the most of it. Welcome back. I got to say I do like the power move of watch my glasses while I move.
Sorry, Brother Vipers. I didn't even notice that. There was a bit of my person. I'm in Texas.
Watch my glasses. Check this out. I'm going to close with autism. Man he did.
He killed me. He killed with fucking watch my glasses energy. That was incredible. Came right up.
I love it. What in this city? You have a little confusing. Are you Congolese?
No. I'm not Congolese. You're like Congolese or Rice. I don't know.
Oh my God. No, I'm Filipino. I'm a water Mexican. Oh shit.
We got some Filipinos and the Elsto. The Filipinos and Elsto. The Filipinos and Elsto. I've been waiting 11 years to do that.
I needed a group of Filipinos. Do you guys watch the show you was talking about? I love it. It is one of the best shows ever made.
Wait until you get to season three. I also have fallen in love with all the autopsistic women. Like I follow them on Instagram. I said like like Krista Leah things.
Okay. Oh, Red Band. Okay. Krista Leah things.
Oh my God. What? Heart hitting punch lines. What are we talking about here?
I just don't like the title. I didn't love on the spectrum. I think it should be like down to fuck. Oh, yes.
Oh, wow. Whoa. There's a new light. There's a new light that they put in.
I just activated with that joke. Hell yeah. That is incredible. But you're into these autistic girls.
You see them on the screen and you ever try to make it rain man. It's an autistic. Definitely. Definitely.
Definitely. Yeah. I'm in autistic girls. I married a white woman who likes Harry Potter.
Oh shit. Hell yeah. And then you showed her your Hogwarts, huh? Yeah.
I slithered in. You know what I'm saying? Wow. I showed him.
I remember my chamber of secrets, bro. Yeah. Just kicked open that Dumbledore. The boy who came.
I got to go. What if the rest of the show was just her father on top for like three hours? The hoarder of the Phoenix. Wait, what?
They're really running out here quickly. That's amazing. I love it. So you got a white girl.
What does she do? She works for a construction company. Oh, yeah. She does all the fucking computers.
I don't know. Does she look like she works at a construction company? Absolutely not. She looks like a librarian from an anime or something.
Okay, I mean, it seems to be that you're attracted to people that wear hard hats. So. I remember that he's attracted to autistic people part of the. All right.
They don't really wear helmets, but it all falls under retarded to me. You know what I mean? We all know what show you're at. We all know what you bought tickets for here tonight.
Mark down the R word on your Kill Tony bingo card. It has been called. It has been called. Oh, God.
I love it. So what do you do for work? We talked about this last time. I'm gonna body shop.
I buy parts. It sucks. It's a nightmare. Yeah.
He's actually gonna move here. I'm gonna move here and like never. Do you live in Houston? Virginia.
Holy shit. Yeah. And from Houston, it's basically Virginia. Yeah.
Do the climate's the same. A lot of Mexicans. Cool cars. Right.
Okay. So how often you come down here? You've been on the show once before. Yeah.
I came for South by and then I was trying to come here for my birthday, but you know, I had other bookings back home. So I've booked it. Oh, sorry. I know.
Sorry. You couldn't make it. Busy man. Okay.
Yeah. You know, good people back home and take care of me. I fucking love this place. I love Austin, Texas.
I love the Vulcan Gas Company. I love you and Red Band. You guys are doing great things for fucking people like me, just little nobody's just out here. How long are you here for?
I leave tonight. At five. I leave here. Five in the morning?