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57. Gun-Fu Fighting 3: John Wick

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This week Chris is joined yet again by guests Kelvin Hooper and Andre Garnhum to discuss the absolute mayhem that is John Wick 3: Parabellum. All three of the guys had a total blast with the third entry into this action packed franchise and giggle the entire time while chatting it up. Director Chad Stahelski totally outdoes himself by making this flick the most explosive, visceral and brutal one of the three. Keanu Reeves kicks ass yet again and Halle Berry steals the show in what was one of the best scenes of the series. Definitely check this one out! It is THE action movie to beat! Available on iTunes, GooglePlay, Spotify, Stitcher, Youtube and more! Subscribe, Follow, Like, Comment on Us, Review Us! Show Twitter - @ArmchairPOD Show Instagram - @Armchairreviews Show Email - [email protected] Chris Twitter - @christophgodin Chris Instagram - @christophergods Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back everyone to another episode of armchair reviews. I am your host Chris Godin. I think episode 57 today We're talking a big fucking pew pew pew kickass and take names movie a third trilogy John week three parabellum And I'm not doing this one solo. I have guests again two guests and this time one will actually be more chatty at this time We got Andre Gartem.

Hello. I miss you guys. Welcome back buddy. Thanks.

Thanks for having me. I did not perform last night. I'm ready to perform today Hey, so I got a second chance buddy And another one chuckling the background sure there's a that's what she said in there. So And that is Kelvin Hooper welcome back.

Hello. Hey, thanks for having us again. It was fun last time So I thought we'd do it again. I think this time this time around I know Kelly and I were well versed in the whole MCU, but now all of us have seen the previous John Wick movies One and two just John Wick John Wick chapter two now we're on the third one So before we get into talking about parabellum today, let's talk about a little bit of a recap.

Shall we? Sounds good. Nido. So What was your take the first time you saw John Wick?

I didn't want you. When I first saw John Wick, I was blown away. It was so cool It was just like I didn't really know what to expect from the first one. Yeah, for sure.

I don't think anyone expected that. Yeah Because Keanu Reeves was kind of downward Necessarily a smile. I just kind of like fell off the map. Yeah, his choice though, right?

Yeah He just kind of does don't think I respect that. Just wanted to be like a normal person. Yeah Yeah, I think guns are cool. So let's just make a movie about me shooting guns.

Cool. Alright. Yeah, it's really sweet I think came out in 2014 and I think the second one was in 2017. I think or 2016 I think it was 2017.

Yeah, so yeah, I was the same same thing as you like I didn't have any expectation I don't think I don't think I can't remember if I saw it in theaters or not. I'll check it out Fucking blew me away so speak like I was absolutely mind-fucked from it because we I don't recall like a decent action movie outside of like that in I don't know How long? Can you think of anything on top of your head like other than like you have your your vendors all shit? That's like that's like that's like family adventure like something like that more than Yeah, it's not like a just an action pack I'm getting asked to be in real fast seriously and like just I call it gun food fighting because it's just crazy fucking martial arts I mean, it's not too crazy.

It's more like I guess it is pretty crazy. Like well shit. He does all the rolling. Oh, yeah, he can actually do all I should be practices with yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, some experience obviously with like the Matrix and stuff.

I'll do your thoughts on it Well, I don't want myself in the same situation I did for Avengers. So I've watched all the movies this week He doesn't see the most week No So It was just blown away it's just crazy how much it and watching every little movie does even like flipping the guns check it Everything is just insane at it well queued for every single movie he was doing I think I think the word to the best describes it in my opinion is the flow It's just it's just such a flow to every little bit any fucking bad guys beating the shit out of he has this methodical flow to it I think that has to do a lot with the director. We were just talking about before he press record chads to Helsinki He had worked previously with can't reuse and Morgan Morgan Morgan Freeman fucking That's his name Lawrence fishburn. Yeah, yeah, and a lot of people on Matrix He was actually a stunt coordinator.

I think that's where he got his start and then he transferred over to directing He's directed all three of them now. I think he even helped write it a little bit. I'm not sure I can get the IMDB page up later, but fucking crazy. I think if that's what you know, he's fucking winning He's winning just take what you know and just run with it.

He's sprinting. He's like who's the sprinter the 100-meter dash. Yeah, that's it. He's killing it.

Yeah, just killing it He's running away sprinting shit of all the competition because I like I can't think of another action movie No, there's no that's on par in today's standards that you so pumped up to see cuz it's just pure adrenaline and testosterone But it's not like Arnold's it's not like 80s testosterone where they're just like juice to the gills monkeys with guns You know what I mean? Swift it's swift. I like that and came out of nowhere like we had said It didn't really perform all that well I think the budget the first one was 20 mil second one doubled it because they got I think it got a bit of a cult following Yeah, yeah, I think that's also helped out like when I came there and like I might have been I might have seen it in Netflix first actually Yeah, I feel like I didn't see them theaters, but then I saw them as like well looks like I'm buying that movie Yeah, absolutely Because you can miss all the little intricacies of the moves and stuff cuz it's fucking lightning quick. Yeah, but shit man So I'm watching like holy fuck so obviously going into the chapter two Obviously I got a big bigger budget because I think definitely word of mouth out.

I was like dude Do you see this movie that fuck is John Wick? I don't know who the hell is John Wick? Yeah, I mean he was gently oh shit and then it spreads to everyone and then you can't help it like you just turn on just watch it Like you can casual watch it. You don't really need the plot or anything But it's just like you're the spot he's still trying to people Yeah, exactly it's so it seems so simple But even now like they made couple jokes in the second movie and even the first movie third movie as well now They're they're kind of going back to it kind of like poking fun at it.

Yeah, but it's what the dog is represents right yeah, but it's my favorite thing about especially the third movie as we're watching it is the fact that it knows How to reference itself and I'm funny matter because everyone knows it's getting a little ridiculous with the kicking and the killing and the punching But they're gonna play a little bit more flair every single time to see get that laughing But it's still badass. I don't know what you do. Yeah, yeah the fucking second one has a new dog and like yeah What I like about these movies and I before I even started the podcast I did a couple of actual written blog entries and I did it on chapter two when it came out and What I like about it is they're not force feeding you plot They're they're just giving you little bits of info about the world as you go into John. We're like what is going on?

What are these gold coins? What is the the continental? What is it? What's the high table?

I don't know but you're getting like shown this you're learning it only as needed I like that I like the mystery around it because it makes it so much more intense We had some technical technical difficulties there You didn't tell but I thought we actually lost like probably five minutes where the conversation really chaps my ass pissing I'll be around a good fucking tear there boys. Yeah, but it's also here and you will never hear sorry by you might have heard I'll try to edit it a little bit better, but fuck it. Where were we boys? I'm talking about the second one How it's all stylized and stuff?

Really frustrating how we have to get back into this and like start over but back. I don't figure out where we were Yeah, all right. Let's just let's just go right to it. Let's talk about the third one here.

Para Dulum it pretty much it starts off. We were saying right after the second movie So you have the hour that Winston Ian McShane gives John Wick and He's still shept beaten out of him He's still his bullet wound and everything from his suit is still bulletproof still he still feels like a mother fucker Yeah, it's still a shot But man like he's on the run now and he has no friends. He's been ex-commutacado I just like saying ex-commutacado all together boys ex-commutacado. Oh, that's not a nice Yeah, so he's on the run love it And this whole world is now against him to $14 million bounty which goes up to $15 million eventually I don't know why it's just an extra minute.

He goes. He's the dog. They have it like nice little Exchange there like I still have five minutes shoots him to suck it kind of like covers tracks a little bit No, exactly like you're gonna maybe not a little too bang Just to shoot me right here It's like the whole like okay on three one two down, you know, it's great. What else to be out here I'm really fucking frazzled now that we had a good I can beat going by my way I'm just a three-year was yeah, so it just starts off He kind of like he lets the dog go so you don't have to take care of it and at this point like you're well again What we're talking about before you're finding a little bit of information, right?

So in this one you find out a little bit of his heritage almost is from Belarus Yeah, you know, he's he was an orphan and he's pretty much got trained up by these Belorutions Belarusian San Diego It's like a ballet type thing Yeah, pretty much it's a sense, you know, where he that he gets a style from if you can dance Maybe just want to be a dancer and it'll be a killer instead But you see I think it's Angelica Houston that plays the head mistress She's you know, Miss Adams and Mrs. Adams from the out of family Little bit more haggard these days. She means well though. She plays the that role I think pretty nicely even though she's in it for 10 minutes probably tops.

Yeah, you know, yeah You know it's again, it's those little things where you find out like oh, that's where his tats come from They have certain meaning because they all have it's like their brand right? I mean he gets an actual brand too But it's cool. It's like they Like your ticket they say right to get out of shit free card. Yeah, you're kind of one All right, well, you know, it's time and then you're fucked at the hell.

Yeah, they cut in the strings He's literally burning all his bridges. I mean, I didn't think that he could burn more bridges because he's pretty even flexible population John Wick The whole assassination community And not just looking how it was going not just to get the money But also it's like it's John Wick kill if you kill the Bobby I got and I like how again this way plays up on it It's like a mutual respect. It's like a professional there's professional courtesy even though they're absolutely shicking each other Yeah, there's assassins and and they have this this code and obviously have the rules, but it's an un A lot of its unspoken rules are codes that these guys and ladies follow abide by it what was uh John's real name Like jadani jadani jadani jadani jadani jadani jadani jadani Something like Yeah It's like that I like that scene. You know like this is bringing back fond memories It's a little like sneaking to his unorigin.

You don't get any that or really a Action it's all show You want it, but you don't want it the same time. If you want to know where he comes from, but you don't want to know because it keeps that in and in me. Like I say that in the middle. And then you know me.

Indivitably, in the middle. So what's up? It's the door. Yeah, fucking shit.

It's okay. See, I'm trapped. All right. So again, so he went and found his book in the library.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You kind of get like all of his get out of jail free cards.

Right. So he has in the library in a New York. It's a very specific book. I'm sure that book must have some sort of meaning as well.

I want to look that up. But again, let's let's preface that. We haven't prefaced it yet. We just got out of the theater.

Literally probably like 40 minutes ago. I'm that's a rough estimate. Probably not probably like an hour ago now because we got to drive a little bit. But it's a super fresh.

Reminds. So we're probably going to miss some stuff. So chill. All right.

It just came out yesterday. We went to see it almost immediately in the afternoon. Lace will matinee again. So we can do this.

We have a set up for tomorrow and have it on the weekdays. But we're going to miss stuff. Just that's the nature of the business. And it's a two hour long movie that I was not expecting to do two hours.

Oh, I don't really. They're on the same about an hour or four. You have everything. Yeah.

So you said it opens the basketball player there. Yeah. That's like seven foot three. Jesus Christ.

Monster. Absolute juggernaut. So he's the first assassin that finds. And he's breaking the rules.

He's like, do you want to do this? I still have 10 minutes. Like no one will ever know. And that's a brutal play.

I think this one it starts off like with a fucking bang because it's just. I think it right. I think the action is on par with the other ones. But this one is much more brutal.

I think the fights are much more brutal and like visceral because you see a lot of the effects. Like obviously you have like the blood splatter from the headshots and all that shit. But now there's like more I think more hand to hand more knife lights for sure. Yes.

Knife like sword fights like blades going. Yeah. Budget going up. Just a lot of it.

Yeah. Yeah. And no blood. It was nice that it wasn't just a gunfight.

Maybe they brought another aspect of it. He was on goddamn horseback. He used a horse as a weapon. He was directing.

Like fuck. It's amazing. Like just like right off the bat uses a book and like just crush this guy's John's bit. He literally chops him down to his level and then just precedes break his fucking jaw makes him look like a victim of the fucking ring.

Drag him over to a table and just props the book up on end. Neck over right now. See you later. Alligator.

And that's like what's the book back. Leaves the body. What's the book back? Now I probably work.

I did my part. Don't want to inconvenience the library with an out of place book. Those major leapies. They think I got to make sure you put it back.

Holy shit. And I think that's just that's your first indicator where it's like. Oh, that's right. That's what John Lee movies are and it's going to set a tone and sets the tone for the entire movie because it does not let up you get the movie opens with John Wick three or paired on whatever you have title sequence right away and then it's just zero to 100 and it stays there for quite some time.

Like for like a half hours like you have that initial and not half hour. Maybe we have that countdown right the first hours like 30 minutes, 15 minutes, five minutes, one minute, 10 seconds, remember, and it's going down and then it just gets into it like all right. Fucking that and see the kill everybody or die. I think I yeah, I don't know how I get to give the writer some credit because like how what how where do we go from here?

How do we keep back in this kind of corner? How do you keep fighting his way through it? But he obviously because I think the way they've done it, they're only telling you so much so they have more avenues to go down so they can kind of throw stuff in down the road and which obviously they're doing right and it's nice. They're not there's some players that are still alive and they're going to keep alive for a little bit longer.

You know, murder everyone right that he knows. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, next one. This does hang on like it does leave the opportunity open for a fourth one.

Yeah, let's like we talk about enough of the plot. So he's on the run again and what else like I guess he's trying to get out of the city. He's trying to he goes back to the Russian there or the Belarus and that's his passage to Casablanca. He wants to see or have the opportunity to see the king that the king that the leader of the high table kind of like kind of like part in him.

Pretty much right. So he can get back into it and I guess that's all he wanted essentially, right? To not be killed because he wanted to keep the memory of his wife. Kind of like granted kind of fucking thin kind of a thin fucking plot, right?

It is it just whatever. Let's but it takes him out of the city. And I like that how they're kind of like branching out like I want to see more, more parts of the world because it is a global organization, right? That's what you're like to believe.

So take it out of this stylized New York. Let's take it to Casablanca, Morocco. Let's take other places. Take it to fucking Tokyo.

That'd be really cool to see him there. Take him just in the fucking cobblestones of Europe somewhere, branch him out and see him in all these different environments. I kind of want to more of that, but we did get to see it here. Yeah, we got a little bit of it.

And it's just his his his own little adventure. So he gets he does is he pairs this ticket so to speak. He gets branded from Angeliketusan character. And that's what gets overseas and he comes back and it's just long mission.

And he's trying to find meets an old partner or friend, you know, Sophia. We were getting Halle Berry. The Oh, so beautiful. Halle Berry.

Jesus Christ. She's a fine wine. Jesus. No, I looked at myself this morning and I'm like, wow, Chris, you look like a piece of shit.

Like she's at least 50s. I think she's 50s. I think so. If not late for his for sure.

And good, sweet, googly movie. Oh my God, beautiful, beautiful woman. And she can kick ass. She has a whole part of this movie.

It focuses a lot more on her. It's her time. And I like the interactions where it's like, Oh, there's, Oh, there's actual assassins other than John Wickley in this universe. Yeah, there's other people who can do the same thing out there.

Yeah. It's not just him. Yeah. I think she can probably have her own fucking spinoff.

Yeah. I like, I would love to see that because she's so fun. Cool. She has her two attack hounds who are so expertly trained.

They have a little. Oh, yeah. So the part of the part we like that didn't record, we made a nice little dick biting joke, but we couldn't add it in. I can't remember what it is now.

Fighting dicks. This dog. These dogs go for the testicles 10 times out of 10. They don't let go.

The guy has a fucking boy. His heads blown off. And he's like, Ah, still trying to rip his arm off. It's fantastic.

Her part is excellent. She's she's the manager at the Continental, like a San Morocco in Casablanca. Yeah. Continental.

So he goes there. Finds her uses another one of his tickets. Another one of his get out of jail free card. Yeah.

So he's nice little recall to the second one, right? Because he had the half. Yeah, the marker. He had that happen to him.

And now it's like, Oh, he had one of someone else and all associates is very capable. So he lists her help to track down the high leader. Yeah. So he they need to go talk to somebody from the high table.

And it's it's Braun from Game of Thrones. Yeah, nice little cameo there. He gets his dick that off. Yeah.

It's funny. I mean, they know a lot of dicks. Just a lot of it. So many dick.

Oh my god. For Braun to, he's wearing the white pants. Yeah. It's a stick that I'm not waiting for.

No sir. Nice. Nice shoot of red. Crimson, if you will.

Yeah. Oh my god. And it's they have a nice little bit to where it's just like, I want your dog. No, you can't have it.

It shoots the dog, but it's wearing a vest. So it doesn't kill it. It's still a person. Yeah, amazing.

And she just looks at Johnny's like, please God don't. Sean, don't get it. There's no one on the dog jokes to bring back. This is full circle and she just loses it.

I think it's hilarious. Nice little tip of the cap. And like it just shows like, oh, well, I guess I understand. Well, because it's my dog.

You son of a bitch. And that's where that's where like this crazy. That's probably my favorite scenes, like scenes all together. Was that Moroccan fucking gunfight?

Yeah. Yeah. The attack dogs are going nuts and the camera work is phenomenal. Because it's all just it's going focusing on on the two of them.

Obviously, it's John Wick and Harry. Sofia and they're going to crickcross and stuff, but mainly focuses on her and her abilities and how she's using her dogs with the fight. Phenomenals seem so good and so quick. And like you have little moments to where like you're out of ammo, like John's out of ammo and I'm like, who can read a little faster?

Obviously, John. Yeah. We even win. So if he runs out of ammo and she's like, Oh, oh, calls her dog dog goes attacks on me, runs up steals that guy's handle.

Yeah. He's doing his own ammo. Yeah. He's like, he's on top of him.

Just grabs the magazine out of his belt. Reloads bang. Then she like. On the next one.

Spots. It's getting said. The dog jumps. Climb is the wall.

But that's a real thing. Yeah. And then where does the dog go? Straight for the dick.

Can I say it on the wall? Dick bite. Dick bite. Dick bite.

So they're headshot or headshot. It doesn't matter. It gets hit. What I'm done.

There's quality content. What'd you guys talk about? A lot of dick biting. I don't know how to context.

Or dick biting. Whatever. Whatever, dude. I really like that scene.

It was well, I mean, all the other scenes are well choreographed. But this one was having the dogs included as well. Well, execute. I would really enjoy that.

And now this is where it kind of like it drops off a little bit for me, where he's like where it's like where it's like where it's like giving a little bit of exposition. It's like, oh, you need to go in the desert. And then when you're thinking to die, don't. And then you may or may not be found.

Yeah. So he has to find like the leader of the high table that numerous who know when he was asked to roll. He's like, I'm a fucking sultan. And he goes to the desert.

Does his little walk lapses. Spirit walk. Yeah. And they find him.

They find him. They find him. Of course they find him. And again, it's like, okay, I get it.

But then you finally meet this guy. And he's like this little fucking turd. And he's like this guy's in Wonder Woman in her little gang of men. Yeah, he's like a sniper.

Okay. Yeah. He wears like the Shriners cap. You know what I'm talking about?

He's in Wonder Woman. But anyway, I was expecting more or like in that fucking desert. So easy to go. Yeah, right.

I can see the desert because they're trying to stay hidden because they're secret. So they have their little secret village in the desert. Again, but I kind of go with all the assassins. I thought it would have been like a high rise or castle or something like that.

Something elegant. But all this is is sleek, chic, elegant, even like, you know, with his suit. I know Dubai. There you go.

That would have been fucking cool. That would have been cool. That would have been cool. Yeah.

And it would have been like you can still have all those like that artistic elements of that region of the earth. It's very unique. But have it in a modern building. Yeah.

You know what I mean? I think that would have been. Everything else around that whole society is so modern. Exactly.

You know what I mean? Like that. And it just felt I mean it was at a place. I mean that's what they're going for.

I don't know. Either way they have this meeting with this guy. He's like, do you feel guilty? Fealty?

Not fealty. I think it's like you're pretty much saying like, oh, I've served. I'm of service or something like that. That's their little slogan.

Yeah. Like you're pledging you're an agent. Exactly. Yeah.

So how does he do that? I don't know how he just knows what to do in all these situations. Yeah. He just, you know, he knows he's going to get branded.

He knows he has to fucking lop off his ring finger. I did not like it just happened. Like what's going on right now? He just did it.

And it's like that was just like last time. I'm going to borrow like a little tray. I was like, uh, I think that's a. That's a chisel.

I thought either going to smash his hand or something. He had to get chiseling like a mality. Yeah. I thought there was going to break his hand or something.

Nope. That is finger clean off. And then then then sauters it. Yeah.

And then they brand his finger shut. The connection to the ring finger being the one is just. Well, because that's his lonely tie to his wife. And like literally other than the picture that's in the book, his house blew up another one.

That's his, he kept it on for a reason. Yeah. That's his like tie to her to Helen, right? And giving that away, it's like everything that's left with him.

So that giving that away, it's like, fuck you got that from Bobby Jugger, like this is the thing that kind of like sent him off. I trust you. Like that's right. I token appreciated accepted.

Get back out there. Kill Winston. That's that's his deal. To get back in, he has to kill Winston because Winston has to get the fuck out.

Lawrence Fishburne has to get the fuck out. Anyone that's helped John Wick is getting fucked over. Yeah. So Winston, he's getting the boot in seven days.

Lawrence Fishburne. He has to get like sliced seven times because he gave a firearm with seven bullets. He gets dabbed up lives, but we'll get back to that. So anyone, everyone that helped is paying the price.

Winston obviously doesn't want to lose the the con Nennel. We'll get back to him. A little piece of shit. But so and then brings right back to New York.

Okay. Which then leads them to like the whole like final stand. And it's a good chunk of time. Like going through the city like that.

I can't remember where all these actions happen because there's so many of them, but you have the giant chase, the motorcycles. You have the utilize. I think that the horse fight was earlier on. Yeah, that was the.

I think that's something that the initial chase after he gets like healed up or something or like stitched. It's stabbing. You know, this guy takes a shit kicking because I like that how he is taking damage and he is absolutely getting fucked by something like the accumulation of all these beatings from all these different assassins. But he just keeps going.

Yeah, he's like, he's might as well be invincible. He has like the invincibility per or invincibility fucking cheat code on. Yeah. He's not going to.

Not what do we say? Like out of the day. Not today. Yeah.

So he's back in New York City. Trying to make his way to the continental. More to the chase scene. That was cool.

We have a, you have like the main kind of like the main guy, like the Asian guy there who's. Yeah, I mean the bull do. Yeah. I mean, he's the final boss.

Yeah, he's the final boss. Yeah. Yeah. Essentially.

Oh, while we were talking about villains, we're introduced to a new type of character in this world, the adjudicators. Yeah. Yeah. So these are like lawyer type people sent from the high to turn that fucking vibration off to my baby.

I apologize. And his phone is going ballistic here. I have to point out. Sorry.

Sorry. Okay. I'll see you. Never again.

Sorry. You are fed up. I just got to put a spot there. I'm going to do it to each other off the air.

So it's fine. Yeah. To give it. Okay.

Yeah. We want. We have the agenda. I'm not making out.

Do you bite my dick? Do I bite yours? It's a dong. It's fine.

It's not too much fun for boys. So yeah, get back to it. The adjudicators. You only get the one and she like first saw her.

I thought she was going to be like hardcore Russian or something. You have the net net net and stuff. Oh, yeah. And I even leaned over to Andre in the middle and I was like her voice doesn't match her look.

I was not expecting. I couldn't really figure out what was going on with her. She seemed to have a place for me. The janitor of the high.

Whatever. Well, it's like the adjudicator being like she's the one that passes on the judgment of the high table, right? Yeah. She's like dishing out sentences essentially.

Yeah. But yeah, I don't know. I'm just wasn't a super fan of character. I think that's meant to be.

You're not supposed to be very unlikable. And I mean, she does it well. Yeah. I found you had a weird accent.

Oh, I kind of bumped my mic here. I'm going to look up for the action. She does a good job of being a stonk old bitch. Yeah.

Asia Kate Dillon, the adjudicator. And that's all she's known as is the adjudicator. And that looks like a real tattoo. Oh, there you go.

Her actual picture is just exactly who she was in the movie. Yeah. She's in billions. She's just a person.

Oh, she's in the orange and the new black. Oh, really? And Ruby Rose also alum of John Wick and Orange and the new black. Yeah.

That's kind of the second one. That's cool. I didn't know that before. Yeah.

Okay. I was going to say no, just power. No, I was going to bring it up. I'm like, I got to bring it up right now.

He doesn't remember this fucking guy that we're sitting next to. He's just like walking melted cheese. Yeah, it was big bearded dude. He's probably like 400 pounds.

And after John Wick, this opening fight scene, after he kills the giant with a book, but he beside us goes, no, just power. I literally leaned over to the guys. There's like five of us, right? Yeah.

Like who the fuck's just said that? He's sort of a bitch. Yeah. This is like 10 minutes in the movie.

I'm sitting there like, oh, here we go. Here we go. Goddamn it. He's going to comment for every person he's going to kill.

So it's like 800 people. He granted he did chill out, chill out a little bit after that. Thank God. I also said it fairly loud.

I'm like, what the fuck just said that. It's the risk you go to see in a theater, right? Hey, don't get us into another theater. Goddamn it.

Oh shit. That was, yeah. I needed to say that because it was kind of funny by the same time. It was, but it was like a dad joke.

It was like a dad joke. I was like, God damn it. It's really the happening for the sharing. Fuck no.

Okay. So I get to the educator. She does her shit. I think she did a good job.

I think everyone does what they're supposed to. Can I reuse awesome? Final fight scene. I didn't like, oh shit.

It just went on forever. Again, long movie and it almost exhausts you with how much action is. What's out like your head's being speed bag. What's the cost we have in next?

Oh, this. Oh, that's the entire fucking final showdown where it's like, protect the castle. They're on continental grounds. It's been, um, the, something.

Just want to give up his power. Yeah. And he has like a nice little chat with John or it's like, do you want to die man? You want to die as a fucking Bobby Yoggo?

The thing that you're, like, you're their air and boy. Yeah. So John is now, uh, pledge to the legions back to the high table. And Winston's kind of giving him a little bit of a little bit of a joke.

Yeah. Yeah. So John is now, uh, pledge to the legions back to the high table and, uh, Winston's kind of giving him the way out. Like join, join, join the docks, join me.

Yeah. Join me and, uh, we can both kind of die again as a friend. Either win or die. It's like we die.

Yeah. Go for the. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. They don't win. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. They was removed. They don't. The bounty wasn't removed.

Yeah. But his whole thing was that so he had to do an assignment of a hi-tait want. His assignment was right. It was a kind of a wisp and then maybe.

Yeah. Cause I had to kill him because the bounty would not be there to kill him. Right. Okay.

He's not a good friend. Yeah. Yeah. So he had to go.

John's the whole pledge yourself to us and kill Winston. Yeah. Good. You're back to normal, but now you're just in a sauson.

Yeah. So he goes back to, uh, uh, content I told to kill Winston. on Connell Brown's like your little pinky. It was for heebedavino.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Heebedavino. I forgot the other way, so that was just good. Heebedavino.

Now I can't remember. Excuse me. Excuse me. The cateau.

He's a pretty big beebedavino. Pretty big beebedavino. Excuse me. The cateau.

Yeah, I can say that, but I can't say this. It's the worst. He had a shovel there, too. I can't say that.

I can't say this. It's the worst. He had a shovel there, too. I can't say that.

I can't say that. It's the worst. That's a big weapon, man. It's game time.

They're gearing up. We have this little talk with Winston. They're like, okay, let's do this again. The little blue be friends.

That's bad ass, I even have a name. Sharon. Sharon. Okay.

So, it's like pretty much the Fehrman of Greek mythology. Okay. They're escorting the soul of the dead down the river sticks. I think that's what it's named in, Sharon.

The boatman pretty much. Can't keep down the world, essentially. Nice. Which is a nice little fun factor for people who didn't know.

Yeah, it's cool. That's cool. Right, he's the Williams. Lancer Reddick is the actor's name.

I think he's on the wire. Bunch of other stuff. He's great. He actually has some action in this movie.

He kind of does his own stuff, which I haven't seen before. He's just the concierge, right? But again, capable. You don't see too much of him, but he's very like, still still in the moment.

It's coming in after reloading and stuff. Just taking off his jacket, very matter of factly, reloading, getting a shotgun. Yeah, so they go get all the guns, gear up. This time they have level two bad guys.

They're not a regular guy. They have level two bad guys. They're going to start shooting these guys, and they're wearing a head to toe, body armor. Yeah, just again, just ridiculous.

The only way you can kill them is like the neck. Or like you pull off just to the side and shoot them. Through the helmet, everything is 100% bulletproof. And they're struggling.

The actual henchmen of the concierge, like they have people, they get wasted. Because they don't know what they're shooting them head. But it's like dink. Just bouncing off.

And they have a little joke. Again, it's a little joke like this, slight upgraded body armor, huh? Yeah. And he's like, John's 15 words in the whole movie.

I need more guns. And again, another callback, because he's like, guns. Lots of guns. The Matrix.

It's a callback from Matrix. He says, Neo says that. And then you have the wall guns coming down, right? Whoa.

Whoa. Classic trademark. Can I reuse? So then they go and get the shot.

I reckon. I reckon this loves. Jesus Christ. So if you don't know what this love is, it's basically just like a.

It doesn't scatter shot. No. It's one bullet. Yeah.

One round, like one round. Right. It's like a big piece of ledge. It's a giant piece of ledge.

Yeah. Yeah. That comes out. I was shooting those.

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