It's going to be really funny when I get to say Heinz episode 57. Was that the number of arrivals of ketchup flavors? Fifty-seven varieties. But that doesn't mean I don't agree.
No, it says 57 varieties. Hold on. Let me look this up. But what other varieties are there besides just plain ketchup?
I can't. I just said I'm looking it up. Heinz is 57 varieties list. Here we go.
It says, a shortened version of the historical advertising slogan, 57 varieties by the H.J. Heinz Company. It has come to mean anything that is made from a large number of parts or origins. Well, no, so in their 1934 Heinz cookbook, they had 57 products.
There we go. Ranging from Heinz oven baked beans. Heinz apple butter. Oh, yeah.
I see this here. Heinz pure Spanish olive oil. And Heinz strained foods. Perfect.
It's just strained food. Heinz mock turtle soup. That's the 15th variety. So not just turtle soup, but mock turtle soup.
So it's not ketchup. It's not multiple different kinds of things. No. It's the variety of Heinz products.
23 Heinz puddings, date, fig, and plum. That should be three. Yeah, that should be three. I know, right?
They really suck it all in there. Because they count the baked beans as like four different varieties. Yeah, so they count like different kinds. Even all of them.
Even all of them. And the four different types of all of them. Yeah, so it really should be what? 59th layer?
Yeah. Justin, guess which variety ketchup is? The 27th. 43.
27 is Heinz pure jellies. Yeah. So common misconception about ketchup being 27, it is actually 43, the 43rd variety. Interesting.
I know. It's just in case you're wondering, oh, 56 Heinz breakfast wheat. Heinz rice flakes. They made a lot of shit.
It's a lot of shit. Like they really went downhill. Like they had like 57 different things. And then all of a sudden, now they have one.
Just ketchup. They do mustard and mayo. That's true. And relish.
You get that like picnic pack or whatever. They do all, they still do all condiments. They don't do any mock turtle soup anymore. But they've lost their like US ketchup market now to French's.
Yeah, French's is. This is what the mustard one. Yeah. And then they bought the Heinz plant.
And there's like that viral thing about how Heinz like fucked over a bunch of their Canadian employees. So you should buy French's ketchup instead. And so now people are buying it because Heinz no longer makes ketchup in Canada, but you can still buy it. Yeah.
You should buy it? No name ketchup. Like presents really. Yeah, those ones still did.
I don't know. It's ketchup. Yeah. It's like the same thing.
Yeah. I really got off the Heinz strain when they had that recipe on the back for ketchup cake. Oh, yeah. And then I was like, OK, I'm out now.
Somebody posted that in our group recently or? No, stop podcasting yourself. I'll let it out. Yeah.
Just kind of want to buzz market for them. Why? I'm about to ask you. Who cares?
Yeah, yeah, OK. Here, I'll show you. No, I'm reading the recipe right now. It's disgusting.
Yeah, no, it's real though. Because you see on the back and you're like, well, this has to be. Well, it looks like the red velvet. Yeah.
Yeah. Because it's very bright. It actually has a 4.4 rating on allrecipes.com. Well, it says, if you're a fan of carrot cake, you'll want to try this recipe.
Caricake is good though. Yeah, this is the only written review here. Oh, wait, sorry. I mean, there is a lot of sugar in here.
There's a lot of sugar and like other ginger and nutmeg. There's a lot of flavors to like balance out the fact you put half a cup of ketchup in here. And some red food coloring. Ketchup is like sweet in the first place though, right?
Yeah, but ketchup cake. I mean, come on. Yeah. Really?
Good God. Yeah, this is. I mean, I liked it. This my it was incredibly shock note.
That's my husband has always been a fiend for ketchup. So as a joke, I tried this cake for his birthday. I made a layer cake with cream cheese icing recommended. First time in my life, I made a cake from scratch.
That's though that's when you want to try it. Ketchup cake. I'm going all in. It was terrific and very easy, very, very moist.
Similar in texture to a carrot cake tastes like a spice cake. Might actually put in more spice next time. I was waiting for someone to say it was really bad, but like no one has. Everyone is just kind of like, yeah, it just sort of tastes like carrot cake.
I was really hoping there was going to be like one review or someone was like fuck this. This is disgusting. This fucking cake has ketchup in it. What am I homeless?
Like this is ridiculous. Well, the fact that they call it the great Canadian Heinz ketchup cake, because it's like some classic Canadian tradition that we've always been making ketchup cake. Yeah, well, we have ketchup chips. I remember when we do like ketchup.
That's true. And mom used to make the old ketchup cake for my birthday. Absolutely on the parade. Every year, like week of your birthday, having to run up and be like, mom, mom, the ketchup cake again this year.
Hell yeah, absolutely. I had Halloween, my birthday is on Halloween, so my mom always used to make a ghost shaped cake. Are we celebrating in a month early again this year? No, I don't think so.
There's a surprise party's over now. Right, right, right. My birthday is on a Monday this year, so I don't think no one's going to want to celebrate it for sure, you know. Yeah, I didn't want to.
Yeah, exactly. I'm just going to be forced to just turn 31, so no one cares. Are we done buzz marketing for Heinz at this point? What, you keep saying, I think you keep saying buzz marketing.
You heard the term buzz marketing this week at some point. Yeah, exactly. You're going to say that multiple times. They're not paying.
Which itself I think is buzz marketing? Buzz marketing for me. We've never had a problem before saying brands on show many, many times that do not. I just feel like this is we're approaching, you know, seat geek levels of.
No, no, it's not. We like seat geek. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, yeah.
There is a marketing group called buzz marketing, so we've actually been buzz marketing for a lot of times. Yeah, it's run by the brother from home alone. Yeah, exactly. You thought he was going to turn out to be a shithead, but very successful marketing guru.
Yeah, yeah, so he's shithead. Exactly. Yeah, everyone's right. Oh, well, you know, Heinz has a stadium named after them.
They do in Pittsburgh. Yes, where if you were to attend a game there, they might have people standing to listen to the national anthem before. Wow, I was wondering where that segway was. That was really teetering on the edge the whole time.
Oh, it was difficult. Oh, where is the segway? It was very difficult. That was the worst segway.
It really was really bad. That was... Oh, man. It would have been fine if it was crisp, but you were really on track.
Feeling it out the whole time. Oh, there's a football game. People might be standing there. Yeah, I was like, where is he?
Are we talking about standing room only tickets? I thought we weren't sponsored by CQ anymore. I think there's lots of people to be standing. I guess so, yeah.
Catch up factory. Yeah, it might be fully automated at this point. Yeah, but you are expected to stand during the national anthem, I like to thank? Well, especially if you're an athlete.
Yeah. I'm looking at you. It's in the news right now. I'm calling Capronic, went to a catch up factory.
Yeah. And didn't stand during, because they put the national anthem like nonstop. Yeah, obviously. It's the most patriotic thing that there is.
Yeah, of course. One of the catch up factory. As American, I'm going to eat a lot of peaches. Catch up on all of your meats, basically.
Or in your cake? Yeah, or in your cake. That's Canadian. Sorry, that's right.
I don't know why catch up chips aren't bigger in the States. Yeah, because they dip regular chips in catch up, which is not. Oh, that's fucked up. Yeah, it's not good.
Like, okay, all dressed not being a thing in the States, I understand. I understand. But all dressed are so good. I don't know if deal pickle chips are.
I think they probably are, right? Yeah, I think so. You know what? Smarties aren't a thing in the States.
I know. They have smarties, but they're rocket tickets. Yeah, they're super Americans. They're clearly rockets.
They don't call these guys either. I know. They're stupid. They don't have anything Nestle.
That's why. Oh, that makes sense. Those are all Nestle products. They don't have, um, is it the Crunch Bar?
No, they do have that because it was bought by another American. Right. So I think I remember Shaq doing some ads for Crunch. Yeah.
Yes. Well, I tried to steer us into the sports. No, the segue was a mess. Why do you expect, do you think we're just gonna go right into talking about a national Anthem when you can't properly give us a big time.
Yeah. I won't stand for your segue. I know who else was. Who was about to say that?
Colin Kaepernick is not fan during the night. If your segue was an anthem, Colin Kaepernick wouldn't stand for it. I wouldn't stand for it. If for the segue way you were singing the national anthem, star-thong a banner, yes, if that was your segue.
Don't tell Justin about singing the national anthem because he will. No, I know. But I'm just saying like, if the segue was just you starting to sing a National Anthem. You know who wouldn't stand for it.
Because it's a national anthem. Not because the segue. It's not a good segue, but if the segue was just you're singing the national anthem, the Star Spangled Banner. And I know you wouldn't stand for it.
That doesn't have any of it actually physically standing for it. No, no, no. Just for the sake of this bit, pretend it does. So you're actually singing the anthem.
That was your segue. You know who wouldn't stand for that segue, which again is the anthem. You know, Colin Kaepernick? Oh yeah, that makes a lot more sense.
Yeah, Colin Kaepernick. You know who wouldn't put their hand over their heart? I was going to say Stephen Hawking. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was going to say Stephen Hawking. I was going to say Stephen Hawking. Yeah. No, he just doesn't like the anthem.
Not a fan of it. That's a fan of it. He's English. I feel like he doesn't like the accent, though.
Well, it's a good. He's a good kind of a robotic accent. Yeah. It's the perfect way for us to close out this summer, because we started the month of July with a very controversial Canadian anthem.
That was the Christmas tree version. Well, that too. That too. But the little bit of the tenors.
The little bit of the tenors going off script with this shameful ass. Yes, exactly. So it's only natural that we close out August. All lives matter to the brave.
Yes. With another controversial anthem. The one on the contrary. To the bros.
All lives matter to the bros. To the great. To the great. To the great.
No, I think it was the great. I think it was the great. We talked about it all lives matter to the great. But you should have said to the bros.
That would have been way cooler. Well, the anthem itself for God. It wasn't controversial. The anthem was fine.
I mean, do we know who's on it, though? Well, that's a thing. It's a preseason game. Yeah, so it was probably some backup.
Back up, back up. Apparently he didn't stand up for the previous two games either. No one noticed. Because it's a preseason game.
So who cares? He can make that's, yeah. And he's doing it for all the right reasons. And I don't think he was trying to get.
Because he didn't get noticed that first time he was doing it. And then when someone asked him about it, he's like, okay, well, here's why. Right. So he didn't do anything wrong, obviously.
No. And people who are mad about it are the stupidest people in the world. Well, the people who are mad at him are just propagating the reasons why he doesn't stand up. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah. All these people on Twitter, he's like, well, I'm not standing for the national anthem because I can't support a country that doesn't support its black people and whatever. And then people are calling in the end word on Twitter. That's like, oh, I'll convince you.
You're not standing up. You're not standing up. You're not standing up. You're end words.
Oh, okay. Yeah. Sure. That's great.
Thanks a lot. I'm not sure if you want to make a podcast about the national anthem, but the national anthem for every sports game. Did they play before like WWE matches? No.
Yes, they do. Oh, yes. For like big shows. Yeah.
So for Raw, when we went to Robbie do it really, really? I think we'll see a single thing. Yeah. Before.
They probably play it before arena football games. They played it for XFL games. What's cheapening anthem or guy standing up for what he believes in? He hates me.
Yeah, exactly. Singing an American national anthem. I love that that's the only nickname that people ever remember of like all the ones that people put on the back of their jerseys in the. XFL.
And the XFL is he hates me. Yeah. but that was a lot more than that was kind of the idea. That was pretty dope though.
He hate me. But yeah, I like it. I think we talked about this when we talked about the Lone Wolf Tenor, which is like, just fuck the National Anthem at sport and events. If it's not a national team event, if it's not, I don't need to hear it all the time.
I'm going to try and find that Simpsons clip of Michael Buffer when he's like, dude, a popular man. We've said, forgo the National Anthem. That's one of my top 10 favorite Simpsons jokes, because it's like, I think about that every time I go to a game and they play the National Anthem, I'm like, I don't care. I'm here to watch people play sports and hurt each other.
I don't care. Oh, I mean, this country, that's right. I forgot. Like, who cares about the National Anthem at all, first of all, but at sporting events?
I went to the White Caps game on Tuesday, which was a CONCACAP Champions League game, and they do not play the National Anthem as part of the Champions League mandate. There you go. So they didn't play the Anthem, even though it was two MLS teams that were playing each other, that it was a regular team. They played the American game, but they didn't.
And it was awesome. Yeah. I loved it. And it's not for lack of patriotism.
I like singing our National Anthem. It's nice. Yeah. But like, who cares?
It says, not why I'm here. Yeah, no, it's not. You're going to watch sports and get drunk. Yeah.
So like, so are most of the people who are mad at that. They're not going to the game being like, oh, it's Anthem. It's fantastic. I can't wait for this anthem.
I did. I'm the player just standing for it. I'm not here for sports. I'm not here to get pissed drunk.
Oh, yeah. I got us tickets to the Anthem's thing in tonight. Yeah. There's all the sports after.
They'll be a football game. The Super Bowls after. The tickets were very expensive. But I heard it might be Beyoncé that's going to sing it this year.
So how could you miss that live? Exactly. So here I found a list of the XFL player nickname. So it wasn't as many as you'd think.
It was just a few people per team. So on the Los Angeles extreme, you had Big Daddy, Death Blow, Erupt, and The Truth. And on the Las Vegas outlaws, you had B-Mac, Chuck Wagon. Chuck Wagon.
Chris Chuck Wuma is his name. So Chuck Wagon. And then he hate me. OK, that's a classic.
On the Memphis maniacs, they had Big Cat, Chaka, and Druck. And then on the New York hit men, there was Baby Boy, Big Time, Gladiator, and Hurricane. And then on the San Francisco demons, there was Hit Squad, J-Rock, and Super Seath. It seems wrong that Hit Squad would only have one.
One guy, Otis Floyd. The one man Hit Squad. Here's a great note on this for some reason on this website. Note, UPN announcer Brian Bosworth, upon seeing E-Rapt's name in the extreme season opener in San Francisco, made an Ibonics joke.
Something like E-Rapt, what is that? Ibonics? Then Bos realized that what he just said could be easily considered racist, and he was kind of quiet. Here's the clip.
I think this is the clip. I'm sorry. Who do popular demand? Like, I wish I could hear that before every sporting event I went to, especially for Michael Wuffer.
Oh, that would be ideal, obviously. If I owned a sporting team, I would play that clip at the beginning of the game. People would love it. Yeah.
People would love that shit. Just get to what you're here for a little bit faster. Yeah. Because like, because always have, there's always a pregame ceremony anyway.
Yeah. That I actually, nine times or ten don't care about. This is the first, this is the entire game of the LA Extreme versus San Francisco Demons. I'm trying to find Brian Bosworth saying that though.
Oh man, these camera angles are hilarious. They were really going through it. It's getting good. Yeah.
Jimmy the Jet. All right. Well, that seems like a lot of footage that comes through. I don't think you're going to be able to find it.
It is, but I wish I could. But yeah, this looks fantastic. Yeah. We really got to revisit it.
Colin Kaepernick said that he has to stand up for people that are oppressed in this country and he is standing up by not standing down. Yes, sitting down. But like to me, I was when you guys were like, oh shit's going down with Colin Kaepernick this morning. I was ready to be like, yeah, fuck that guy.
Because like traditionally throughout the course of his NFL career, he's kind of been a horrendous douchebag. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, a little bit.
I mean, yeah. Yeah. Like with headphones, you know, like Kaepernick in or whatever. What was that?
Wasn't it like this kind of. No, wasn't that okay. There's dabbing. Yeah.
I was like kissing his bice. Oh, that's what it was. Yeah. That was incredibly stupid.
I loved that actually. I did it for weeks after. And there was a time when he like was poised to be one of the next great quarterbacks. Oh, sure.
Yeah, definitely. It seemed like the paid him a dickload of money. The rivalry between the 49ers and the Seahawks was like the best in the league pretty well. Well, yeah.
The best rivalries in the league and the 49ers now are kind of an afterthought. They're very bad. And Colin Kaepernick is kind of a duke shrek. Yeah, he's not even guaranteed started.
So like this is a stand for him to take that like actually makes me kind of like him for the first time in like at least five years, basically see some redeeming qualities in him as a human being, I guess. But of course, people are going to freak out because that's what they do about trivial things when it comes to black athletes largely John, you made a joke about Gabby Douglas earlier, but I do feel like it is kind of the same thing. Oh, yeah. Like.
And she wasn't even making a stand. She just didn't do it. She just she was standing. She doesn't have her hand over her heart.
Yeah, exactly. Which like who cares. And I think part of it too is that they said she seemed like she was like disinterested in the anthem. Yeah.
She's got other shit going on. I would think. It's a pretty big moment. Yeah.
I don't think like Peniel X the act when she went to gold like she was super awkward and looked like she kind of almost didn't know what to do, but she's also 16 and just one in the Olympic gold medal. Yeah. So she was legitimately seemed like overwhelmed. No one in Canada was like, Oh, look at this bitch.
It just fucking hates Canada. And she didn't even sing any of it. What the hell is her problem? You know, but I mean, she's also white.
So she wouldn't get those criticisms in the first. Well, yeah, I guess I just think like the whole like we've talked about on the show before, but I mean, the whole like, you know, we want athletes to speak up until they speak up and then we want them to not say anything. Yeah. And so it's just like, I don't know for me.
I personally love it. Why not? If you have an audience, you are free to use the audience. However, you wish as long as it's not against the law or like, whatever.
And that's not even like in terms of just making political statements either, because I feel like we want interesting answers also. We want guys to be as like, right as possible. I think about like the way that Roberta Longo was with the media in Vancouver, when he was in Vancouver, because there was a time when you could go to Longo and get great quotes from him that he would be like super honest and would not have trouble like telling it exactly like it is, but he got burned by the media way too many times turning like his comments into this massive story of like, could you believe he threw this guy under the bus? It's like, well, yeah, I can't actually because like he was right.
That guy totally fucked up that play. Like we want honesty and we burn it every time, whether it's like a political statement or just something as trivial as like pointing out where play went wrong, basically. Right. So, you know, athletes are kind of in a no-win situation.
Oh, they totally are. And that's I think why you see kids now, especially like with the way athletics is gone. You know, kids get identified as these like elite talents when they're young and part of their that identification is like media training and all that kind of stuff. So then even when they're young, they know how to like talk to the media without ever saying anything that would be remotely controversial.
Yeah, like Sidney Crosby, I don't think I know anything about who Sidney Crosby is as a human being. Yeah, hockey. Yeah. Yeah.
And just being a really good hockey player. I could not tell you one single thing about his personality. When Justin, when you said no-win situation back there, that would have a perfect segue to our to thank your donors because it's a no-win situation to donate to this program. I'm just throwing money into the wind.
It's a pit. It's a pit of my brother. I mean, they are winning in that they are helping to produce more episodes of this show. Is that a win?
I think so. I think so. I'm just joking. Yeah.
Yeah, you're just funny. You're just trying to out-segue me after. Well, it's not hard to first tell. Well, you know, I guess he's the one back still.
He sees that the role is open now, possibly. The role is segue in on the show is- The segue artist. Yeah, position is. The segue artist.
That 10 times best. No. Okay. I don't want to do that.
All right. But I mean, but like not to make it into a super like race thing, but it kind of is that. I mean, it's just it is in like what he's taken a stand for in the first place, but it is also in the criticism that he's taking all this you said, like just people are willing the end word at it, liberally or conservatively for. Yeah.
Very conservative. And like there, a lot of people made that distinction between like the way we treated Ryan Lockty completely fabricated his entire story last week versus like the way people treated Gabby Douglas not holding her hand over her heart. Right. Like she's a fucking bitch.
Can you believe it? Yeah, absolutely. And Ryan Locky's like, well, this 32 year old man will be a boy. You know, boys, why can you do about it?
You know, it's just really tough. It was tough for Ryan. Yeah. And that's dispiriting.
It's difficult to see that be not just like the internet commentator discourse, but like the media discourse. Totally. I'm a little so. Yeah.
Oh, for sure. Well, because the media is just always going to reflect what they think people want to hear. So if you're hearing it on the internet, chances are good at some point, you'll hear it that, you know, a skip Bayless will just open his nose and let a viral spew of locusts come out. Well, the Olympics are such a shitty like, I mean, that's what's really sucky is that like they really only have the spotlight once every four years, especially in a sport like gymnastics where, you know, you have athletes that have really dedicated their whole lives to this.
And they have their one moment and then their moment is perceived in a certain way. And then that's just it for four years. Like now, like Gabby Douglas doesn't is never going to have a chance to redeem quote unquote redeem herself in the eyes of the media because no one's going to pay attention. They're just going to remember her as that jerk that didn't put her hand over her heart and well, God, you know, only she could be like Simone Biles or Ali Raisman.
I mean, you know, they were really they were great, you know, so and you know, so Kaepernick. I mean, that's the thing guys like that. They're in the media cycle every day for eight months, seven months. Yeah.
So at least he will have a chance to explain himself further or redeem him redeem himself quote unquote like whatever, you know, that I feel really bad when it's the Olympic athletes that do something that is perceived as as bad or whatever and then don't get a chance to atone for whatever, you know, and that but like it's so fucking trivial. Oh, it's so stupid. I'm not saying I agree with it. Obviously, obviously I'm on Gabby Douglas's side times million.
I'm just saying like it's just yeah, it's just really unfortunate. Yeah, but the like hat. I don't know. How do we keep the focus on these sports like beyond just during Olympic cycles, right?
Like it's difficult. Like we were all like man, hand balls fucking awesome. That should be on TV all the time, but it won't be. Yeah, and I'm not going to like go out of my way to watch.
I do watch handball clips on YouTube sometimes. I do like some of the penalty kicks and stuff. Yeah. And like I remember that being super popular as like as a PE game and I'm just set up two goals and use a ball.
We still play all the time. Just get the hockey nets and still played. Yeah, some big like dodge balls basically and you're good to go. Yeah.
But I don't know. It's just as much as it's like, yeah, we should support these athletes year round. I'm not watching like Greco, Roman wrestling outside of the Olympics. Speak for yourself.
I also don't have the opportunity though. You told me you're not a Greco. A Romaniac. Nice.
That's good. I was up for the segue. Yeah, that was much better. Go.
Yeah, I don't have the opportunity to watch it. It doesn't make up for the segue. No, it's like world championships for that level of like all of those sports. I feel like are maybe have an internet live stream.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. They would have that for sure. But no TV coverage.
No, like you don't even see highlights from any of that shit. Even in the Olympics. I mean, we didn't see handball really. I mean, we don't have it.
And Canada is not in it. Yeah. Like when there was like nothing else on. Yeah.
Like nothing else they could be airing. They're like, OK, I guess we'll throw in ball on. Yeah. Yeah, I tried to watch it on like the CDC live stream.
It's like nowhere to be found. Yeah. It's too bad. I mean, I guess we can watch synchronized diving.
Well, synchronized diving. It's pretty bad. Yeah. Yeah.
We can watch field hockey. That was really bad. I thought. I don't mind field hockey.
Yeah. But you play here. That's your sport though. I mean, I have a rhythmic gymnastics.
What sport? What sport? I guess soccer. Yeah.
Like the sport your best at? Yeah. Yeah. But I play anything else.
Like are you good hockey? I can't skate. I play like ball hockey. I play a lot of ball hockey.
I can't skate at all. So you're one of those people I hate? Yeah. Well, it's like it's not the two dissimilar from field hockey.
So that's true to me. I played field hockey for literally like three weeks. Whatever. In my mind, you played field hockey your entire life.
Yeah. That's all that matters. You're crazy about field hockey. Oh, yeah.
I love field hockey. We're in this apartment right now. He's got like a sticks hanging on the wall. Oh, yeah.
Because Jersey's been retired. It's up in the rafters. It's got this weird porno magazine with all field hockey players in it. Well, I think last time we were here, we opened a gift.
Yes. I'm Yorkie. We did. And we had a gift.
Yeah. I hope and I forgot it. We know who it's from. Yes.
We thank her. Granny down. He did send us something into the show. Yeah.
Thanks, Granny. Thanks, Granny. Former co-host or guest host, I should say. Yeah.
Well, she was a co-host. Yeah. When she was here. So thank you, Granny, for sending us a mail.
And I'll open it next episode. And thank you also for making it clear that it was a letter to the show and not a letter to me that I would have opened on my own. So you really got to be sure. Like, even right on it, Justin, don't open until the show.
You don't even do that. You could, though. Yes, but thank you. It's always nice to receive gifts.
So I don't even know what this gift is. We'll find out right in the next episode. Yeah. Yeah.
It's cool. That's exciting to know that people care and I'm excited. I've got to wait another week. Yeah.
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So you had to leave the North Pole. So that was a long time to get back. Getting traffic was on the bridge between Sweden and North Pole. There's got to be some kind of like ice bridge probably between Sweden and North Pole.
Like you could theoretically get a remote bridge. Oh, that's for dead pets. Yeah. Is that what they call it for dead pets?
Yeah, a rainbow bridge over to hell. Oh, to hell. Yeah, perfect. Well, I mean, I feel like it's close enough to like Scandinavia, like Norse mythology.
It's probably, you know, it's rainbow bridge of thing. Yeah, yeah, in Norse mythology. So it's actually in Marv. What you take it to Valhalla.
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And we'll make its triumphant return today. So don't worry for those of you that missed it last week. He did up his donation by five dollars a month to twenty five sixty nine a month. So thank you, Mike, very much for that.
And somebody who edited their donation to match him for the exact same reason. Hey, who can. Wow. Oh, Taehoon.
Thank you so much, boys. That's very nice. So Mike and Keith are big fans of a couple of sweet boys. I might call to you by his actual name from the one.