583. Backend Engineers Are Joking

583. Backend Engineers Are Joking from lara's hype eng vol. AK. Web player, likes, and session sync: https://lare.m-d-r-n.com/play/583 Telegram post: https://telegram.me/lara_just_in_case/677 Lyrics: [Verse 1] Thirty years inside the Russian Federation — more rights than HubSpot gave me, that's a fact. Onboarding day, psychometrics, orientation, someone walks up. Here we go. Brace for contact. Hi, I'm K., I work on the backend. If you have questions, come and find me here. But I'm hoping that you won't, though. Welcome to the team. Okay. Bye. Cheers. [Chorus] Backend engineers are joking. Backend engineers are joking. Not mean, not warm — just accurate. Straight between the eyes. Gotta start a whole column. Gotta log this for the record. Backend engineers are joking — so things can't be that bad. [Verse 2] No slide deck values, no team-building session, no "we're a family" speech, no trust-fall afternoon. Just someone told the truth inside a Zoom call and went back to their terminal at noon. Thirty years, no rights to speak of. HubSpot also didn't help. But K. made a joke at onboarding — and the day held up itself. [Chorus] Backend engineers are joking. Backend engineers are joking. Not mean, not warm — just accurate. Straight between the eyes. Gotta start a whole column. Gotta log this for the record. Backend engineers are joking — so things can't be that bad. [Outro] Things can't be that bad. Things can't be that bad.