59: At the Car Wash!!

that many cats. You're right. You're right. I'm nervous.

It's not your first time. No, it's your first time. No, it's your second, third time. It's the first time.

It becomes a habit and becomes normal. Good morning. Good afternoon. Good evening.

You heard the voice about raving reporters on tonight. How's on as well? G'day. And Ross Carmaker is having a meeting with a hamburger.

A lot of sort of muckoo geese. That McDonald's, so he's not going to make it. We've got Tom on tonight. Hey, how about you?

Oh, how about you? Man of many hats. You bought a new business. Yes, I did.

And we're going to talk about car washes. We've got Tom down. He couldn't come on anymore because we were sick of power. But he was like, we're never going to have to watch.

Hey, we're done here, yeah. We don't have to put anything years up in single week at the car wash. I've had that in my mind all week. That's a good sign to have.

Actually, you know what? We should pay that over the period. No, we're getting a stereo system pretty soon soon soon. Is it a dungeon?

Yeah, in the dungeon. We'd like it. We'd like it the other week. Yeah.

We've got like bikini car washes or like they're all illegal aliens. Is that extra? Or they're all illegal aliens. They're all illegal aliens.

If we have a bikini, we'll have to be working for hours. How much do a car wash cost you? A lot. We're like getting some dollars.

Oh, no, that could work. Hey, no, no, no. Do they do polish? Hey, you're going to try the dollars out if you're in the car and they're out.

It's not going to work. Yeah, it's not going to work. Yeah, there you go. No, you've seen that we know how the coins sometimes are all.

They'll be chasing it all over the car. Yeah, I'm great. No, I can't try the coins out of them because then the girls are going to say, what do I work? I'm going to be tickling it.

Don't be throwing them back and you'll need to then take Tom's other business at Pelby. He's going to throw the coins back. Okay, I'll pull up and I give you my trusty sneeze. Your work is my keys.

What happens? It could like get the back. No, no, no. Everything's like we go around the car and we mark it up any old damage because I can tell you this is the story.

We'll have to be before. Very scary. Very scary. We mark it up and just proceed.

So I'm like we're trying. We're still modifying a few things and getting more lights and all that in. But it gets vacuum washed, go near and finish windows, check it over and then it's ready. Is there a procedure?

Like do you do the interior first? Is there a procedure like do you spray water for it? Do you do the interior first? Like what kind of do you do it?

Like we're going to majority off then we soak some, then we sponge it. But first thing first we vacuum the car. But the safe thing is I was there all day Sunday and I take too much. I did too much to these cars.

I went from my gurney lane, from my trigger, I went from 20 litres of soap. Do you still have to say with a gurney garden? No, I just get triggered. The soap goes through the machine.

Yeah, because I wash the cars like the concentrated. No, no, no, no. But the thing is the night before I do Friday night, the night and the Sunday night, the guy who was helping me pack up, went to the hose in the toilet and drunk and sucked through the gurney. There's a nozzle on it to spray up the soap.

I'm like, what are you doing? Don't do that. And he looked at me weird but now I understand why. Because on the Sunday I went through 20 litres of that wash.

So whatever money we make, oh, are they even? I eat the profit or I race it on all the cars. So I mean, let's go back to the gurney. Is that like a car wash gurney?

Car wash gurney. And you can't buy it from bunnies. No, it's fully integrated. Whatever you want.

It's got swinging arms. Like is there certain companies like Shop Feed Out guys are coming in that sit out. Yeah. So I'm now comparing to the car wash at home versus the professional car wash.

We've got the machine. We've got the machine. Don't forget we recycle the water. We've got water pits that, so when the water afterwards, the water gets filtered, not recycled gets filtered and then gets put back out to the sewer or whatever it goes to.

It's all properly. Yeah, I can still separate it. It's always everything separate. What does it say?

Yeah, just your staff really like it. Just your staff really like it. I can't plug where it is now. Immigration!

No, it's a tough problem there too. Everyone has laughed. No, I've seen issues like car wash. I've never been to a car wash and seen the same blokes.

No, no, no. Everywhere I've had a few paddle shops and wherever we've used car wash, because we've just outsourced get washed. Even now at this Tom's, we get outsourced get washed. And I don't even take it to my own car wash because it's too far away.

I take some, but not me yet. Wherever we've gone to, it's been like two months trial and get them to wash them the way we want. Some people like the way I wash them, some people don't. Like I go in the door jam and you see some people freaking out.

Are you waiting inside of my car? So that's a problem now. So each car is different. Each car has got a special way of washing it.

And on top of that each drive each own is different. So some will let you clean inside out and some will freak out if you open the bonnet and go through the engine. Yes, that's true. I'm not too bad.

I pick the people who I know. We had a GLA 63 or whatever they are, four drive works. The big one. Red calipers, that do it.

You look black. I knew those calipers had to be clean. I sat there cleaning them and all that. I know he was 21.

You can still like talk to people. And then I go too far in washing the things. An old regi label. 2013, I think was the last year, wasn't it?

I've done three cars. We still got the regi. We still got half the label of whatever, 2000 or three or 2013. I actually scrape it off off the window.

No, they left it there so they remember when their regi gets renewed. They left. So my partner, he keeps on saying that. He might take them off.

He goes, do not take them off. I can't help myself. I take them off. They take off the 1979 one on a terrana.

That might be it. That might come. It might come. It might come.

Or the old, when did they stop from the old one they put in the water? What are you doing there? What are you doing there? I love doing that.

I said life. I said life. I said life. I said life.

I said life. On a wall. I said life later. It was really late.

I don't know about the only cars. I don't even remember. I remember pulling stickers. I thought my brother used to put them on.

They used to put it on and mapp it out. I know. I had my own car. It's from 1989.

I never went through that. How did they think of doing it that way and then go into the stickers format? No, no, no. They all sold on your phone.

I went on to the RMS. I've got I've been checking people's double plates and looking at what cars they're on and basically it says digital license I don't use up miles you can do that and I haven't Yeah, I haven't you sure if the phone goes flat Yeah, but doesn't matter at least if you get pulled over and you forgot your wallet or your wife took your wallet Because you want to go your money or something you can take some money in the water. She won't take your phone. She won't take the water Yeah, no, no, it's convenience.

Yeah, it's everything. You could do everything. I'm just far from banking. Reggie.

Okay, let me go back You know, hey for car washes. You know, I'm gonna turn up to the car wash and they try and upgrade you to a Polish Is that bullshit or is that why? I'm asking you What do you bring in your car next? But what I'm saying, yes, I'm walking around and walking around I'm walking around and walking around, but is that like for profit margin?

Or do you really care like 80 bucks is really a good polish? No, like remember we've only been that this is our third week. I know you're right, sir. And we're using good products and actually the Polish products and all that we're using a good quality.

They're from the shop. They're from the panel shop at the moment. So we figure out what to go and I don't know that And I'll tell you now they're coming out very nice and I'm trying to Not buff the cars to live buff marks or whatever and all that. What we're doing is stripping everything that's on the paint work From old polish to the barista.

You know everything on there. We're playing them maybe or this is I can't remember what it's called. Something for ceramic coating. We're using that and then going over it.

And you know what? I'm feeling you're carving good paints coming up. So how much did you paint? Like someone that upgraded for an 80 dollar polish is it cheap for a reason?

Are they using cheaper products? And I was going to lead to that. You don't know from the car wash what that big 20 litre drops about in it? Whether they're using industrial street rate car wash products or whether it's fucking sold for water.

I've used a lot of car washers, you know, like especially in the past and yeah, it's just ain't foolish. We're actually spending money and we're going down the path because we're going to actually get one area and make it into a proper detail bay. So we can see what we're doing. We're actually investing in it to make it right and it will be.

I got there. I was the first one you guys took. I was quite impressed. And the other times were pretty good.

We got left and all decks are working. So yeah, times are great. We don't know. But people say they'll be back in an hour.

So you bust them. And then they're three hours later. I'll be back in the day and stay in the hotel and they come tomorrow. Because we take them up to a reception and leave.

Oh, I can. When we close the night and if there's any cars still, we will ever take them up to a reception. And you know, you're going to ask your keys. Let me know if anyone has a lambo reception.

Is there any cars you don't want to wash? Dirty ones? I'll tell you, the new cars that are real dirty are like, because I know they're going to come up to it. Not painful, but you know what I mean.

They're difficult. Especially if they've got spiky style wheels. Okay, well something because I'm the old school I get in there with my hand and it's not a break dust So the thing is where it comes out to experience the staff You got if they don't know what they're doing they could use the wrong chemicals on starting and cross money You know, I mean, I know what so like and we're teaching the staff on how to you know how to do with things We've got nothing at the car Which is the moment that like it's called alloy king or whatever it is that makes I mean come up like brand new But if you put it on something that's been polished or something it actually makes me go down It makes it worse. We're done.

Yeah, I'm yorky and yeah, so we try and over service the clients. I thought you can do yes Yes, and I can tell you a story about that you'll get the stories a minute the other thing that I'm probably off the the the wheel shine There's a little bit of gel and then there's how much you've got in your hair with the money Name in that game Next week it'll grow just right when I get into Europe So where we are with tai shan. Okay, so I'm going on my toy joint But if I go to the car wash I will always say to them only Rub it on with a rag so put on the rag and just rub it on I'll get it on don't gather it on again. Don't spray it on bring it to me Because your colleague because it forgot to turn it down.

No, no, no, no, I brought to you I forgot the tool. I don't want to taste. I don't want to taste. It sits on there like I noticed Yeah, if it's not for an hour looking one thing we inherent 120 litres of I'm gonna use it right because yeah, like we're gonna use it but Sam also brought this 20-litre drum I haven't used it, but he reckons Whoever is using on has a complaint.

Yeah, but if you leave that car I'm a couple of cars to stay there overnight I did my certificate on yeah the next day had like sucked it in yeah, and it was yeah The car wash always at the air overnight no, I know but let me go back a step my mom's there all day So he told me the thing that annoys me is the cars white and it flicks up on the page there and your colleagues They're we did it ages ago, so should drive it It's a I thought this right in the show Look what you look like I'm always gonna flick out but it's like I don't like it And a car person I live and send to the guy down for that. That's it mate You gotta rub it you got a rabbit get the rag and just rub it in I don't swear I don't kill those guys to shine Oh, that car and I can see what happens is I can't see for this show No, it's not No, no, no, no, it's not in there all the dust sticks to it and still craft next time you go Other problems on black cars than just dust Next time you go driving That's for the new stuff that he's got I don't I don't I don't I'm bringing during the week because it's Jude I took another bird out and done shit my body And you haven't washed it off have you I don't know your dear baby wipes you should well I was told to use baby wipes. She's a home in the morning and she's not I don't even know where the hose is at our house Plus at the moment we're water restrictions still have it. Yeah, so the funny thing is we take over the car wash Has it rain for like a year?

Yeah, it's rain we take over the car wash in that first week rain slide out I was thinking about those fucking food coming down from downstairs a bit. Yeah, so stories on here. Okay done that car on the weekend What car beautiful car it was an old Ford not north Ford FPV Whatever I like a senior old like a big This thing was immaculate. Anyway, I had walked around it and looked at it He couldn't sing nothing wrong with this thing.

There's a mark on the guard from from that It came with a mark right came with a mark and I'm touching my finger. I actually like I was honest to the guy I made a little bit worse. I thought it was a bit of bird shit or something Like I know what I'm doing obviously not right anyway, I'm sorry short for two hours till this guy can't always shoot myself As soon as he saw walked his car and he was in my straight over so I was George Sam's brother straight over and the guy goes It was there. I want to tell us you know, I walked around this car That's the only mark on the whole car.

Yeah, we're talking about what I don't like 15 20 years And this thing got one mark just this and he said that when they got plastic wrap Yeah, it had a fault in it there and he has a guy there So people will try try on you that you damaged the car we had a lecture to last week That was side-swiped and he said that it would happen in our care pity Did you know that I said cameras before we get to yeah, he didn't know that obviously and as a camera at 1235 You mentoring the club and there's a damage on the right We had a in one of buildings I was after there was some remedial works getting done in the car park and this guy's part These car so the spot that was getting it done was against the wall and then there was another spot And so he's free from the wall There was no remedial works anywhere in his car and the remedial works were basically they're injecting a resin into the slab where there was a crack They let it set and then they went back and sanded it back So there's no Jack Cameron in it this guy like his car they put three days came back as I dust on it Then you reckon you try he had like scratches on his car and he tried to scratch him off and it chick his paint That's like a 15-year-old man's that right and I look there I said to him, but it's not I've got cameras I've got the picky's car up, but I said I've looked at it and there was another car next to you having that get damaged Yeah, you're like I can get the dust on get your car washed You know people that look at nothing. Oh my car repeat. I got what do you mean? You guys are gonna be painted.

I got the paint job worth more than you can. I was rather off to give you two men. Give me a car What do you mean? I go look your cars your cars worth too great, right?

Keep it to me. I got I'm telling you now your face was you came back. I said tell you now that didn't happen from that It's okay. It's not possible.

That is a scratch Yeah He's a fighter is managers and that so that is a scratch. It's like you know Just like the Lexus It's actually a sack top opportunist. Yeah, it's just like a Lexus right when he came back like he got there at lunchtime and came back I think it was about seven bucks seven thirty. He stayed there drive out I remember seeing I got there about five I seen drive out a drive again and straight away wasn't in any panicking any That's a simple thing is I just said so looks like something like I'm looking at it Thanks for George come down because he's just up to somebody.

I got a man's like someone's trying to polish it Oh, you know, I'm gonna try to you know get right. He came back. Yeah Oh, so I'm gone home. So what's it going to go to wait and dry out?

Yeah, it's crap. It's also enough to wash out. What do you do? You get it?

Yeah, it's something different. I'd rather wash cars all day at the moment than have like, you know, other headaches You know what I mean? At least I know what they get but I sort of enjoy it, but it is hot in it until we figure out You see it but you see it's the end result. I mean it comes out.

It's like yeah comes out. It's week laughs one glove anyway I'm Jackson. Yeah, I do it good of a dance. No because the first week my hands were about the new guy that works there If you gotta share big enough for him now, there's a giant that worked and a poor guy that I flew around.

I flew around. I don't know. We talked about the sizes. Yeah, like Sanco's I'll be trying to get in the free XL It doesn't fit.

I got calls that fits. I'm in the extra large and he looks at me and he goes to me. No, I think I'll go to triple XL No, I don't know. I mean the triple XL.

Yeah, no, that's not triple L. No, I think he's a big boy. He's a very good orange one. I was bringing a fake 500 into wash.

I didn't single move it. It's just stuff. You have to train them up. Yeah, you need to train them.

And like I do things like I got like left hand wax on. No, it's like there's a couple of old like there's two old staff members there and you can see like we're training like we're going through the process of a lot of stuff on like for a couple of hours at a time. So we got the bad to the good or whoever wants to learn but it's a matter of process. You got to take someone who wants to learn.

I know you can't help people that might help themselves. If they're sort of there to clock up four hours and leave. And that's what was happening before. The clock goes to life.

The place was a mess. We've cleaned it right. Rubbish everything away. We've asked the existing staff that were there before.

Why don't you just clean up? He's weren't doing many cars. They closed sides up early. You know, let's clean up.

Yeah, what am I going to do? The place is immaculate. Can I compare your style of car wash to the specials at the service stations? Like the machines?

No, I don't want to. You're watching one with a broom and yelling like that. Not that car. I wonder why we just sit there and the machine goes back and forth.

I didn't want to make one. I thought I was real cool then. Nice and romanticly. I'll never put a car for dinner.

I have used the brushless ones but it's only when a car was filthy or something. I just wanted to get the shit off it and it was like a minor spurs. Yeah, something's dropped the car. They're not going to damage your car.

They're not going to scratch your car. They're not going to scratch your car. No, they're not. They're not going to scratch your car.

You know what? I can't really see them damaging a car now. The funds are going to be like, how the funds are going over your car? Hell, you're still sponging your car.

You're still shaming your car. The difference between game and car wash. It's rolling. Remember that?

It's not slapping. It's rolling. I remember when I was a kid. I got carried up.

I got a car about a month's army. I said I'm orange, that's a 1200. There's an automatic car wash. I stayed in the car with that.

They found me under the driver's seat. I'm from the machine. Anyway, so you're enjoying it? I am.

You catch me there Friday night? Saturday night? Make sense for us, Club Wash. Club Wash.

If you mention the podcast, what do you get for free? I'm going to get the good team. The good team. We'll gather the right one.

How old are you? We'll fucking round the computer. I went up on a car website and then the... What does that chat want?

It automatically pops up. Yeah, the right one. Can we find a new car? We've got thousands of deals.

It's a chat box. No, no, no. Pete actually asked us to find him a car. Yeah.

So I printed out the dials. Welcome back to the great deals in the market including 2019 runouts. What man, what are you looking for? And I write back Rolls Royce Cullinan.

Ha ha ha ha. There are eight guys. All right. Then I write back.

Are there any deals with 2019? I don't know why. Tell us a life thing. Okay.

So I said... I'll be Ricky. The chat box. The chat box.

So Rolls Royce Cullinan. All right. Are there any deals with 2019 played in models? My name is Ricky.

I'll be glad to hell. We have access to some great deals which are not published on our website. May I ask for your name, post code and contact number. We'd be happy to check and send you the availability and other detailed information about this car.

So I wrote our friend's name. He's... I wrote a good friend of ours named Postcode and find out that. Oh, not yours.

Okay. Can you call him your foreword card anyway? No. He used to be the mayor of Liverpool.

Right? He then took... well, yeah. Aspirations.

He... He... Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Mike. Okay. And thanks for the details you've been provided. You provided.

So we can secure a great deal. He's a published on our site. I'll just grab a couple of details and have our team check if we have exclusive offers for the vehicle you can see. He's a fucking car in the middle.

I think there's a fucking one for sale. Are you after new used or a demo? Me? What demo?

I wasn't too far from you. Sure. Have you got a budget that you'd like to stay under? All right.

It's a Rolls-Royce colour. There is no budget. Got it, mama. Can I?

Can you have a vehicle that you would like to trade in? I'll write back. A. You Falcon S wagon.

Thanks. And when do you look into purchase? I'm looking to purchase this week if the right Rolls-Royce colour is available. Very well.

One of our accredited automotive representatives will contact you shortly on the next business day. Can you help me now? We value our customers' privacy. So, if I may ask, where's a good talk to our car expert to call you and help with your purchase?

Three here is suitable. What I'll do is have our team reach out to our affiliated dealers. Fuck me. What Rolls-Royce colour?

To help you find the best deals that the car and security were a great price. Would it be possible to have your email address for backup? So we get it. Yeah, we get it right.

We got it right. We got it right. That's appreciated. By the way, our finance partners have good interest rates and flexible payment terms.

Would you like to consider financing? What sort of rates do you have? Can you do an 80% balloon at the end of a 10-year lease? I don't know.

I have to raise a card. Okay, my, my, my, let me have a foreign answer. Let me, let me have a foreign answer to the car. Yeah.

Seriously. Can you find out? We'll try and get that person on as a guest. Let's see how he's buying it.

It's not coming up. No, he's not coming up. No, he's not coming up. No, he's not coming up.

So, Tom, I went racing again. Yes. I'm not racing. I'm not racing.

I took the airy. Yeah, but why? The diesel. It was a diesel night.

It was diesel night. Really? Yeah, people brought their patrols and their oil exhaustors. Right?

All sorts of diesel shit. It was great. I'll give you one of that. What's your other?

I can't say it because there's another, there's another, another, dual. I have another dual coming up where... Show me fingers. I can't, I'm not gonna say that.

I don't get surprised by it. But, I... There's a three-way battle going on. And it's gonna be my twin 2-way diesel V6 out of it.

Right. A 3-way all-wheel drive launch. Have you chipped that on the back? Yeah, with the Land-Bog exhaust.

Right. And the other two are a manual Porsche GT4. It came in. How does that a diesel?

It's not. It's a diesel night. No, it was not. Was it?

Was it? And a BMW M2 competition. Now, on paper. On paper, these cars are within about four tens of each other.

about four tens of each other. And what numbers? What's the total run? Right?

What am I doing down the corner? Well, they've never raised either. Oh, no, what's on paper? What do I do?

On paper? Well, the Cayman GT4 has been tested at anywhere from 12, 6 to 12, 9. Right? The M2 is, I think, 12, 4 to 12, 8.

What's the genius? Right? What's your car? The genius are those 10, 7.

Right? That's OK. Right? The genius are those 12, 0.

Stock stock. OK. We're not paying the genius. I'm going to be out of the Audi.

The Audi will go 13, 1 on paper. But it's an order with all-room drive. No, no, no. They're not an idea.

So we're going to have a little boys' night. There's been a bit of shit talking going on. I'm going to come on. You know, we might have to do it at the track, because it's just too hard to get it right.

Because the guys are very hard workers. I'll do a bit of work with them. They run a charity. Right?

They're very good organization. They do a lot of hard work. They're going to win. We can go so again.

They're hard guys. They're hard guys. What happened with the paper? Is he going back to you at all?

Well, I can say he needs clutches, right? Because he's got that. No, no, no. Is there another right setup?

Well, no, really. It's that slimming. I think I quoted him nine grand to do that. Well, that's a new Evo.

No, no, no, no. If I like. He got quite a nine grand for a full regal with new clutches and shit. Well, there's only two people that do it.

So what is this idea? It's just going to use it as a daily. It's not going to form it anymore. Sell the car and buy something else.

Well, the company, by the way, came out of the third day, nine one. All that probably. I did. I put that car.

I looked for a full prop here. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

If you ran it again. No. No. No, no, no, no, no.

I'm still in the other word. We pulled the tank out, which car can blast the tank as well from the outside and clean it up. Which I had was focused on it. How do I?

The VK. The VK. The VK. You've lasted.

The outside. No, the outside. No, the outside. No, the outside.

We've lasted up. It's back to that nice bear alloy finish. I'll leave it. I think the galvanized those tanks.

Yeah. We used the soda. The galvanized are still on there. When we, you didn't listen to the so far episode.

No, no, no. So basically, yeah. So when we do the blasting, so the soda will take it back to the metal, the actual metal, but it won't remove the coating. Oh, that's right.

Garment is more abrasive and it'll... Yeah, it's ripped everything off. It's ripped everything off? And then you've got crushed glass and different things.

I should just put a few pumpins on it. You can put a half-vide even extra through a pump in there. Don't know. Easy, outside, don't know.

That's not a waste, guys. I'm gonna go one more time to see what it will do now without even the tools. But Saturday, I'm racing at the Kenda 660. Okay, it is radial tyre only drag racing, and it's half track, eight mile.

Eight mile. 120 cars, right? Different classes. Some of these cars go four seconds for the eighth mile.

Shit. Really? Yeah. It's got a big drop in it.

And radial tyres only, no slicks. They all drive. Oh, there's all the rivalry with rides. So the GLSR is in what they call the radial rumble class, whether it's a 6.4 car off for the eighth mile.

So the GLSR is consistent, six-eight mile. So you're taking the VK to the Kenda? The GLSR? Yeah.

Okay. Good thing with the GLSR? Consistency. Yeah, the same thing.

I've got fresh tyres. You don't want to break it. Yeah. Yeah.

I've got fresh tyres, cars good, turns, everything's good. You go out there, you don't need to be converted, it's all about to hold their bank. If you know what you can do, you can win anything. Like, you know, if you may break out, you're just like a sisterite.

That's all about consistency. With the bracket racing, whatever. It's all sustainability. You don't know your car.

You don't know your car. You don't know. If you don't know, and you just do the same silly things every time, you'll win. All right.

So we'll hear about that next week. All right. Shout out to the birthday shout-out to one of our listeners, Mad Dog P2P. You know who you are.

I've got a funny story to do. Every time this guy's bought a car, they're bought a Nissan 200SX. They stop making those. They only bought a Lancer EvoX.

They stop making that. And he hasn't traded it yet, the Lancer. So I think there's a lot of nervous car to buy a hold of me. I thought that's a lot of fun already.

He should have bought a hold of it. So shout-out to Mad Dog. Thanks for listening. We clamped the car wash.

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