6| Beware the Hall Minotaur

The long-closed high school wing of our school has been unearthed. Too bad there's a minotaur roaming the labyrinth-like hallways. Be aware that soccer tryouts are spontaneous. Keep a lookout for Mr. Frito's glass eye. Oh, jeez, those pen pal letters from Gumbo Elementary are...graphic. Music by Chelicerae. Find more of their brutal music at chelicerae.bandcamp.com Thank you to our sponsors, Falanel and Anti-Grind Gear Goop. And Budweiser, of course. This month's parody song is Half Shell, a parody of Alice in Chains' song Nutshell. Lyrics: We met the Foot Clan's rise; We saw our own demise. And here I fight; Here I fight this battle all alone. No turtle to turn to; No sewer to call home. Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo. My nemesis is great; My brothers met their fate. And here I hide; Here I hide, crying in my shell. I couldn't save anyone; Now I live in my own hell. Ooo Ooo Ooo.Please share this with anyone that you think may enjoy it. I don't know where to find my audience! :|