60. More Off Kilter, William the Conqueror, Smiling Eyes, Japanese toilets, Lanyard failures.

The term "off kilter" is revisited . Andrew has done some unasked for  research ( where did he find the time? Shouldn't he be working on his film ?) and his results will astound you.Somehow Richard swings a tale from History in early . This one is all about making the best of a bad situation . We also learn who is  Richard's favourite Viking ( Harald Hardrada) and his surprise that we don't all have a favourite Viking . Mask wearing means the polite smile is no longer effective. Richard has been working on making his eyes more expressive. He is attempting to "crinkle" them without knowing what that actually is . His role model in this is "Simon the Likeable " a Kaos agent from Get Smart.Andrew has toilet trouble . He describes his ideal , Richard explains it exists in the form of a Japanese toilet. There is great excitement .Andrew has taken to wearing a lanyard . Not for work ( he has no job) , nor for VIP entry to anywhere . So why then ? His answer will once again make you pleased you are not either of them .