61: A Villain, A Superhero, and GeraldBurger's "Lettuce Is Not Your Friend" Salad

Superheroes are born in the most unlikely of places. Or they will be at some point, presumably. We didn't really get around to much of the superhero elements of the superhero origins story. Kind of got bogged down in... that special way that we do. A HERO IS BORN: We meet Mr. Johannsen, evil corporate overlord and his faithful assistant, Tassie. They discuss ways of getting around government safety regulations, and also ways for Mr. Johannsen to "kelp himself." Also, Tassie is demoted for improperly tilting cranberries. Then we meet our hero. I mean, again, we guess we do that. Lowie, our fair-haired boy, is on the factory floor, a victim of a horrible accident, plus a really serious bout of what can only be called sensual harassment. GERALDBURGER ENDORSEMENT: STARMEK & ZEMILION-B -- You might remember these two from SuperGalactic, where they are the onboard computers on Strider Zorn's ship. But they have to eat too, and when they do, they go to GeraldBurger. Hear about all their favorite dishes, like Chambermaid Squirts Diet Dressing, the "Lettuce Is Not Your Friend" Salad, and Frito Pie/Abraham Lincoln swirl. And if you enjoyed this, consider giving us an embarrassingly great review at iTunes. It really helps get it out in front of new people! And stop by and see us on twitter @SuperPeePeeTime.