627 Munch a Bunch of Crunch n Munch

Aimee, KB, and Tzhimmy munch on Crunch N Munch when they should have on Buncha Crunch. Stankly Diary Day 963- When I awoke today, all I could see was darkness. I couldn't even tell if my eyes had actually opened, I could hear the sounds of bong rips coming from the room above me, I knew what was happening. They were doing their daily ritual before they'd come down stairs a throw dollar store items at me. I took a deep breath to calm myself. All of the sudden a stillness comes over me. I see what seems be a faint pinhole of light directly in front of me. As i focus on it, I see it grow and become brighter. Before I know it the light has filled the room and over taken me. I feel my strength return and I feel rejuvenated. I start to float above the ground and as the power grows within me. I feel invincible as i ascend to a high plane of existence. All of the sudden a package of expired gummy worms flies across the room and hits me in the face. I awaken from what I realized was just a dream from watching too much Stargate SG1 and Atlantis and thinking I had ascended like the Ancients did. Today was just like any other day. Torture from the dollar store while being told it was my fault from the gaslighting masters. Just another day in the life of Stankly.