63: The Law Offices of Feingold, Snatch, and Holy Hungriness

This...is not how this scene was supposed to go. It should have been 3 minutes long. Maybe 5 or 6, tops. But Cade just wouldn't stop until Mac slowly lost his will to live. And here we are. A HERO IS BORN, PART 2: In EPISODE 61, we were introduced to these characters. This time, Mr. Johannsen and Tassie survey the damage after Lowie has surely been killed by the chemical spill. Or has he...? Johannsen has many ideas of how to cover up the accident (smoking barrel boy's octopus seems to be one.) He also has plans to deal with the grieving family. Many of them involve Qbert. Like, a drawing of Qbert seducing a bottle of varnish. But then, a mystical crystal begins to have strange effects on the two of them. Most of the effects involve horrible things that Mr. Johannsen seems to want to try with Tassie. Cade mentions Velamints and blames Mac for it somehow. Mac mispronounces the word "hour", Cade mocks him, and then immediately mispronounces the word "celebration." If you like this sort of thing, well, you must know some other weirdos who would also like it. Tell them about it. And then YOU'LL be the weirdo who knows stuff before all the other weirdos, and you'll become a weird messiah, probably.