63. The Perfect Witness, Part 1 (CARPET BOMB ODENTON)

Grab your best Prada knapsacks, dolls, because we’re venturing into a minefield of one of Adventures in Odyssey’s notoriously ableist and tone-deaf multiparters this week as we discuss THE PERFECT WITNESS, PART 1. There is SO MUCH to discuss about this episode (which is technically horrifying but is mostly just stiletto-snappingly dull), such as what U.S. president you should pretend to be if you want to survive your kidnapping, the wide-ranging diversity of Campbell County’s dirt, and gay uncles.