64 - Frankenstein's Lube

“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix References: The Fool Meaning (from Labyrinthos) The Fool Overview - Tarot de Marseille (from Artisan Tarot) Le Mat Tarot – The Fool – Tarot De Marseille (from TarotX) The Celtic Cross Tarot Spread (from Labyrinthos) Images: Recipes: Scar-Reducing Body Butter Total Time: 5 minutes Serves: 4 INGREDIENTS: 2 ounces shea butter or coconut oil 10 drops of jasmine oil 10 drops frankincense oil Small container or jar to mix the ingredients DIRECTIONS: In a double boiler, melt the shea butter until it’s liquid. Make sure the oil is not so hot that it will burn you, then add the other oils and stir together to combine. Having the shea butter be room temperature or a little warmer is best. You can either smear it on your scar right away, or if you’d like to make it into a shelf-stable cream texture, place the mixture in the fridge until it’s cool for a few minutes, then use a hand mixer on high speed to whip the oils into a white cream. Pour into a glass jar or containers, and keep it at room temperature to use whenever you want. Sleep-Inducing Facial Cream or Body Rub Total Time: 5 minutes Serves: 1 This all-natural night cream is great to help you fall asleep. It also doubles as a skin health-booster if you apply it to your face and may be able to help clear up blemishes or breakouts. INGREDIENTS: 5 drops frankincense essential oil 5 drops lavender essential oil 1/4 tablespoon organic coconut oil 1/2 teaspoon olive oil Small container or jar to mix the ingredients DIRECTIONS: Use coconut oil that’s not solid but rather soft. If need be, heat it first in a double broiler. Add the other oils and stir together to combine. Spread over your face and body. You may want to pat yourself off after to not allow the oil to seep into your bed sheets. You can also store this to use at another time. Homemade Lotion with Frankincense, Lavender & Peppermint Oils INGREDIENTS ¼ cup olive oils 3 tablespoons coconut oil 1 tablespoons beeswax 1 tablespoon shea butter 10 drops frankincense essential oil 10 drops lavender essential oil 5 drops peppermint essential oil INSTRUCTIONS Place the olive oil, shea butter, coconut oil and beeswax in a glass bowl in a pan with warm water (or you can use a double-boiler). Heat the ingredients, while stirring, until they melt. Continue to stir until well blended. Remove from heat and allow to cool. Add the essential oil. Stir again until well blended. Check the consistency. For a thinner, creamier consistency, use a hand mixer (or electric mixer) for one or two minutes. Place in your favorite container. Dark glass is best for extending shelf life. Apply, as needed, to the hands, face and body, avoiding the eyes. Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity Vox Wiirdo We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: Pheonix Email: PhoneBoy Voicemail: 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: A Podcasting 2.0 compliant app that can send Satoshis! Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash)