647: Rhino Skin, Military Tribunals, Sex Dungeons & The Famine of Truth (Yes, Really)

Welcome to episode 111 of the 647 Podcast, where Monday mornings hit harder than a caffeine shortage and the news is served with a side of snark. Chuck is back with his signature blend of “did he just say that?” humor and a fearless dive into the week’s wildest headlines. This week, we’re talking about everything from Trump’s text-based interviews (because who needs face-to-face when you’ve got thumbs?), Rite Aid’s vanishing act, and the Green Party’s plan to abolish landlords (good luck with that, Britain). We’ll also take you on a tour of Mount Everest’s latest snowed-in tourist trap, Barbara Streisand’s “I’m So Special Syndrome,” and a real estate horror story featuring a Manhattan sex dungeon. Yes, you read that right. But wait, there’s more! We’ve got military tribunals, pushup records, and a bus driver named Ms. Sharon who proves that truth really is stranger than fiction. If you’re looking for a podcast that tackles serious topics with zero chill and maximum fun, you’re in the right place. So buckle up, grab your rhino skin, and let’s wade through the madness together. Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe—unless you’re too busy abolishing landlords or building a panic room.