658. Broken Transitivity

658. Broken Transitivity from lara's hype eng vol. AO. Web player, likes, and session sync: https://lare.m-d-r-n.com/play/658 Telegram post: https://telegram.me/lara_just_in_case/756 Lyrics: [Verse 1] Lord, keep the headcount low on people where A beats B, B beats C, but somehow C laps A back around — I just need to survive this meeting. [Verse 2] Also: a bundle of frustrations, correlation is not causation, cucumber consumption leads to death, so does breathing, give it a second. [Chorus] Broken transitivity, broken transitivity — A, B, C, and back to A, and nobody did anything wrong, okay? [Bridge] From the creators of "we just looked at the data," from the creators of "no it's obvious though," from the creators of the cucumber study — a new finding. Please welcome. [Chorus] Broken transitivity, broken transitivity — correlation, not causation, but who's going to tell them. [Outro] Fewer, Lord. Just fewer.