The ages old war between cats and dogs is finally laid to rest as a legion of pooches falls into rank behind old lion face Ronnie Pearlman This week on King me in this town. There are no accidents. This is desperation King me Um, yeah, just a one quick thing King me Welcome to King me the official podcast of King and me the official Stephen King movie podcast you know at this week also the official podcast of The movie enemy of the state starring Will Smith never saw it always wanted to I just remember seeing it on the shelf at my local blockbuster. Is that true?
Yeah, man What's it? Let me oh does that mean that Will Smith played a friggin cheeto Voldemort? Let me guess let me guess Will Smith played a friggin he had tiny hands in the movie. Let me guess his name was drum I'm kidding.
Of course. What's it about? The NSA is just after him and they could see everything and like I feel like it was one of the first movies where like is he trans what's What's that? Is he trans is he trans because that would be truly prophetic.
Yeah, no I don't think he is. I mean they don't go into well then, you know not bad in a thousand anymore Yeah, I guess he could be right so maybe not 20 years ahead. Maybe just like 10 years ahead of its time Mm-hmm 19 years 19. Yeah, well King me.
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You didn't even give me time to put on something nice Instead, I'm just I'm wearing my ready Now I have to change out of my no fat chicks t-shirt and into my where to fat chicks at t-shirt This sucks This is the worst episode. It's it's yeah, turn it out to be guys Calling the shots podcast. It's it's Taylor Allen. Hey guys Taylor Taylor Back to the show guys.
Oh, so good. So good. How are you a friend of the show pleasantly disappointed to not have pie when I got to your house I know I know yeah long time listeners will recall the time we alienated everyone High into the microphone during our thinner episode No, we have never Yeah, we have never received more feedback positive or negative on a single episode That we did for chomping on three kinds of pie Man speaking of feedback. Oh, well Gotta get that out of the way.
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Okay, that's one for you you You're just you sound terrible here I just I just can't I do yeah So good up until just that it was like Again, but oh cool. I thought you were just nagging me hard Well, yeah, that is really oh Yeah crushed velvet nice touch. Yeah, don't worry. Anyway frills and we do have a turquoise jewelry You know like how women want to fuck that yeah I'm going after a specific kind of one though, you know grammies Hey guys, I'm 50 years ago.
That's right if you leave review as Stephen King to We not gonna try to get you guys back on. Yeah Taylor is oh, yeah, I think it's his show now. Yeah, so reel it in I'm gonna get please. Oh, that's you know what?
I'm I'm pretty tired. I might just I might just let him have it No, that's fine. I'll take it guys if you leave us five stars and write a review of Stephen King We're gonna read it on the podcast. We have you a little shout out Alternately, no alternately if you leave us four stars and write it as yourself.
We're gonna read it on the pot Mostly cuz I just want to take some time to dissect this four star interview and figure out what we did wrong boy. Well, sound good I think actually This episode isn't coming out for like I don't it's like four weeks or so We have the Kingdom Hospital two episodes and then manger three with JC and then it's this one So do you want to talk about speaking of manger three this art this review was written by tip hang a lead? All right, we're going for it. Let's do it written on September 2, which is one before three No, we can wait if you want no, we're in It's a great segue.
Yeah, we're in too deep. That was the best I mean No, but we know probably no it's gonna be perfect because this person it has a very specific request and And we I know it's not a place in this will actually have already fulfilled it So let's let's fucking tear into this fucking tip hang a lead tear into this bitch Yeah, I have an idea. Okay. I have an idea.
Let's be very Differential and like very sweet about it on the Kingdom Hospital And then because by this point surely will be fed up Yeah as a listener you as a listener you have about four weeks before we turn on you personally Yeah, yeah, I'll read it already. I'll read it there was a Jackie and Eli Or yeah Or or the far stairs more like the near more like the near fireman's holes. Oh man You son of a bitch. I'm sure we love you.
This is from Good. Thank you so much so much. Yeah, notice how we won't even I won't even fake attack Susan or Frank Yeah, they're too good. They're too good.
They're too good. Although this is like this is gonna be a real Redemptive moment for Franklin who called us out on Facebook to yell at us about the pie So yeah, we get through this whole episode without eating pie. I think he'll be very pleased However, I gotta tell you guys I didn't get to eat dinner So I might be eating my big plate of scrambled eggs and oatmeal while we are recording I don't have any pie sounds good 20 packs of tapioca in front of me. Can we eat?
Yeah, we got it. Oh, I'm yeah I don't even have food So it's gonna be the sound of your fingers handling it and then use my thing. Yeah My peo kfingies. Yeah, hopefully this guy doesn't mind me Anyway, the sound of me sucking Stephen King's hog Hog just a big fan.
Yeah, so big fan of hog. So this review is from to bang the lead four stars somehow Title is nice. So right off the bat. They're pretty committed to the four star rate It has an explanation point.
So I was running out like nice. Oh, I like that work. It just be nice They maybe they're maybe they're posting this review from the bottom of a What's it called? What's the thing that James?
No, okay? We'll go with well I was trying to think what's the thing James Franco got his arm stuck in when he had to cut it off in the movies He got his arm stuff. Oh Hey, whoa watch out Guys, it's gonna be like this all night. It's fire I guess a good if there's a king me drinking game part of it has to be Drink every time we insult an actor in a more famous comedic actors on the rush That's a callback to oh wait.
That was on carpenter. Wasn't it when we were attacking Adam Sandler's yeah guys Yeah, it's who Adam Sandler part of the yeah, we as part of this movie Adam Sandler No It's pangolese says just found this yesterday. So it's time to play catch up these guys are funny as they review Stephen King movies Okay, so far I'm hearing five stars Right count them up one two three four five. Yeah, hope I get to hear about Kingdom Hospital since so many people forget about that TV series Subscribe to this guys.
You'll love it So did they know that we weren't gonna do it until they said that and that's why we lost a star Or did we lose a star preemptively for paying for just doing fanservice? We have no integrity for caving immediately Well at any rate, oh, thank you for the nicer It is it's really What you know, maybe yeah, it leaves me wondering what we do wrong I just want to know Star yeah, cuz this show let's be honest is for this one person who found the show yesterday That's how I feel about every review that we get is like all right. How can we please this person who just contacted us? Yeah, yeah, which I'm not a great strategy overall I mean, you know the problem is if we're not doing it for specifically one other person We're doing it specifically for just you and or me Even we are in always like even we don't always want the same things out of this did we did we read this?
We must have right this other the last five star review. I kind of want to leave off on like a five-star review Yeah, like many many many what many thank you's yeah for this excellent podcast. I like go ahead. I love it Gotta have it.
That's it. That was a review. That's great. There you go.
That was great. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah tech tech So anyway, this week tech we're talking about we're talking about This week we're talking Oh, is this a this talking tech we're in an episode of talking tech Hell yeah, welcome to talking tech.
I'm a I'm a dog guy. I'm a guy who's a dog in my face is falling on I'm like a like a big old cat man. Yeah cat man scrotters The spooner is on this is the worst podcast Okay, I actually I think it's really good. Yeah, no, we're doing good.
I think we're I think we're doing really good I think once we get down to the material. It's gonna really kick off. Yeah, that's why things really heat up alright Because this movie was really yeah, well to quote Donnie osmond in the movie Mulan. Let's get down business Did you know that's Donnie osmond singing that song?
I've never never seen Mulan literally watched it yesterday. No, you've never and yes, I did know that. Oh god. Yeah Yeah for our listeners Taylor Taylor is a parent and I'm his son.
Yeah, that's my son and I watched it without him Mm-hmm and I cried and shit and I'm a terrible parent desperation from 2006 Oh boy 2006 what was going on in 2006? This was a dark period culturally I think Did anything go to come out of 2006? Oh man when when was spider-man alright, okay? Hold on 2006 everyone's wearing gum clothes.
This is the only thing on the radio. It's not great And everyone's just kind of scratching their heads waiting for something horrible to happen to inspire us culturally So what you're saying is 2006 was one note Yeah, that is exactly the time sure that we love you The year was 2006 I can't believe this is George W. Bush was just beginning his second term actually he was halfway through it He might have been on that aircraft carrier plane with that banner that said mission accomplished It's easy to do it. That's definitely from like 2003 or four to be fair.
That's that's first term Bush stuff Yeah, definitely. I feel like my second term Bush. We were getting like I don't know We weren't getting as original as a as jet and The hives you know The high the Arctic monkeys strokes. Yeah, yeah, who yeah as far as that stuff goes there pretty good.
I'll think since there Put that other okay The year was 2006 There's an intro it was gonna be unwritten by Natasha Manning field You know what you know the rain on your skin boys Okay This was 2006 finally the year Jamie Foxx got famous Dude you realize we're like a BuzzFeed article right now. We're a buzz bit. It's all we are We're a buzz bit like a buzz bit is that we end beyond our morning zoo motherfuckers Yeah, yeah No, no, it feels like really it would be more like NPR morning zoo I think would be more like the year was 2006 and then we find like I don't know who's like a who's like a Songwriter that only weird old people like like a Year was 2006 Elvis Costello's bluegrass album had just come out The new little Steven solo album had just dropped Go see a little Steven over in right back Bruce might show I Would I would say stay away from local references if only that weren't so good. Oh You know what I was trying to think of this whole time was fucking Chris Kristofferson.
That was Too late that would have been a good job to what's his name from dire straits the noffler But anyway the year was 2006 desperation Oh Jesus movies like four hours Yeah, it's only and the nation was grips with desperation media this movie's only like it's like two hours in ten minutes But it feels feels like a new journey. Yeah. Oh, oh this movie is forever. It's so poorly.
I'm still watching I give you a weird story that I know you guys don't talk about the books and I don't want to know I'm not this is that goosebumps story about the haunted mass can be so upset I just don't tell that story here was 2000 night of the living dummy had just come up I went to England And I stayed for two weeks and I read the book desperation while I was there and it got me through the weirdest time of my life where a guy on Our plane we found out the day after we landed had been arrested for this was like right before 9-11 Someone okay And we found out that this guy had been traveling in the plane with body parts in his suitcase He had a black parts of a woman that he killed what yeah He was on our flight and I read the desperation like while I was in England away from my entire family in fear for my I don't know it's like a very weird time for me So I have a really strange connection with this movie is like so like you're like locked up in your room Yes, like with his book and not like right. Yes, we went to Pizza Hut and we saw the McDonald's and we went to a castle Wow You know in his luggage Was to severed hands were in his luggage yet the hands very weird just a hand just wow he definitely jerked himself off It's not funny that it happened, but it definitely happened Remember like it was a better time when you could just Yeah, yeah everyone thought granola bars were healthy and you could just clap two severed hands together and push your paper Like when the plane landed he clapped together the severed hands Yeah a crash landing on the Hudson. Yeah, it's a true silly I think like it's so weird now I feel like you know if you go on an airplane like the security super tight and it's like a pain Yeah, it's got to get shoes off all the hack and meet right all that stuff right But like before 9-11 you could just do anything Body parts like juggling flaming machete's like walking on the plane. Yeah, there's no rules For guys smoke.
Yeah, like oh my god. I wish I would take it. Yeah, you buy one ticket, but you didn't smoke on an airplane That would be the best you buy one ticket and then when you go to like board the plane You just say that your package deal with your friend who's also there is a cigarette Yeah a Dear was two thousand and six Girl put your records on tell me your favorite song What the hell is that shout out to Joe McAndrew is that all American rejects it was no taking back Sunday? Okay, dear was two thousand six Who's got time?
Alright guys postal service Service would go and the year was two thousand six Free love Never to shoot a man this is gonna be a five hour. We're never gonna do this. I know the last written by Stephen King Oh shit now the episodes are novel and tell a play Well man last episode I think was was manger three longer than manger two the episode Probably I can't remember it was maybe not actually I think manger two was our longest episode And it was like two hours and fifteen minutes of the movie itself was a This is I think this is going well so far. This is what like to this movie was like two hours Yeah, it was like two hours.
Yeah, they were gonna split it right there originally they were gonna split this movie into a two-porter I think yeah, yeah, all right. I'm gonna start recording now guys all right Hey hit record Joe Get to Joseph recording 11 yep Starring Tom scary. Oh you mean Alright, well, alright you can do Stephen Weber if you want Stephen the scare Stephen don't get caught in that web or do if you want to get caught in a web Webber That whole thing is this thing Imagine seeing him on the street and you have to go hey don't get caught in that web or do if you want to get caught in that web How are you? Anabeth gish yep from SLC punk and a Beth real big gish.
Oh there is Charles Durning from Tootsie Who's Charles he died Durning the operation of her name? Who was it? Who was the guy from honey from the kids? Oh, no, that's With stack into a king along that furrower.
Oh Matt furrower. Yeah, he's been in a he's been in like all of McGarrus's Love that guy. He's great. He's always nice to see him there He's a he's a fun-haver.
I like him. He has fun. He always looks at his little sick. Oh my god.
He's so sick Oh, he's always someone's coming down or just getting over You call me at a real transitional period in this virus It's getting drug resistant Henry Thomas from ET yeah and the legends of the fall a little gang's in New York. Oh, yeah playing a character named Peter Jack's right Yeah, that Peter Jack's Okay, who else is here obby Ron Perlman? Jesus that guy's face. It's the best.
It's just it's like is Cynthia in this Sil Silva No Cynthia Garris. Oh, I don't see her in the crash The Chinese miners I was gonna say there's a character credit is Vietnamese moped writer number two is that McGarrus's way my second favorite movie a track She's usually in all the movies in the shining miniser. Did you ever make it after all these? Cappag She's you know, she's working.
Yeah, she's fine. She's fine. She's fine Yeah, who else that's about it? Mostly before we like really dive into this I feel like you you just saw it.
We totally glossed over that whole is that urge? We just what it yeah guys It's good. It's good. I heard the whole well I know they're breaking it up into two parts and I whole heard the whole first half is just the child sex orgy There you heard right like this whole movie is just that's like are like some really?
Philist ups of It's it's very good. It's very I thought it was pretty scary. Yeah, I think Tim Curry is superior Pennywise really I do Okay, there's that there's um in an original series He had like this he was like a fun silly kind of guy and he like turned on a diamond became very scary right this one It's always scary right? Which is good scary?
It is scary when it's scary it really gives me the heebie geebies It did you bite your fingernails it down to the quick? Yeah, I was like flying everywhere and people were like hey buddy God, you know I was there with Dana and she we had popcorn sitting between us and a real scare came up And she jumped and the popcorn just went everywhere Wait hold on is this if the popcorn was between you who's I Wait what happened he threw his head back and laughter losses Well, what a kindness thank you and to answer your question it was my dick. All right your side dick Is on my leg yeah, it it curves it has two right angles in it To periscope It looks like a like if you're gonna crank something that handle there Yeah, yeah the thing you yeah like the handle you turn to turn a penny into like a commemorative flat Those three for sure three and a half revolutions, please When when you when you're in the mood and Dana's not does she say down periscope? Yes or no answer the fucking question does she say it We're not gonna hold my feet to the fire.
I like to answer this one for Rob Thank you Taylor. Thank you. She does her so Kelsey grammar and says down periscope Boy so the year was 2006 is what I'm hearing all right. We're like we have to be an hour and a half into We're probably about a half hour to be right so Well Taylor we we watched thinner.
Yeah that episode. Yeah one of my favorite Stephen King movies. It's great. Yeah, it's it's a classic And then after that we were talking and you were like you were asking me about desperation.
Yeah, right? Could have you seen it at that point? I hadn't you just heard I just I just you know don't know book thing, but I yeah Right, yeah, well don't talk about those really really sorry guys So okay, but then you did you watch it like after that? So yeah, I watched it like pretty shortly after and then recently I watched like most of it then and now just yeah I watch the okay today.
I talked to you. Yeah, I don't long fight with this movie. So what you think? Oh, you asked me for my fourth reading I it's a this many times this was This was the worst movie I've watched in the I would say the last five years real.
Yeah, that's great. Wow. I mean It's no move on that's for sure. It was so hard to get through this movie I watch it.
I watch it. I really don't mean it's the voice of Ron Perlman though I You know it's it was movie kind of bombs me out because I like the last few Mick Garris movies We've been like we've been into those right even like the shining which doesn't have any right being good or watchable Is like I like a good effort. Yeah, I was really solid Yeah, and like I like Mick Harris's style I like I feel like I like the style of like the beginning of this movie and I was into it And then it just sorely like maybe 10 or 15 minutes in disappointment so hard. Yeah, yeah, and then it just Screaming it it goes screaming off in directions that don't don't serve any real purpose like it feels very self-indulgent to me It's world building for world building sake, but yeah, Rob.
Have you seen this going into actually I had Really because there was a time when like Stephen King. Yeah It was you know, like possibly it was like a reliable like movie maybe I remember being upset that I was I was like Right Walmart and I was like Ron Perlman Stephen King give it a shot and you know, it's sucks. Yeah, it's not very it's very racist It's very religious. There's like a lot of things going on.
I didn't mind the race stuff. Yeah, but the way it's religious is like Yeah, but only against the Vietnamese, right, which is cool Right The way in which it's religious is really annoying like so fucking annoying It's a bunch of adults arguing with a little kid about whether or not he's allowed to believe in God Yeah, it was so weird and like it felt like it just felt like a fucking like reddit board Yeah, and it was like people screaming at someone like 10 years younger than them about their beliefs And it was like the I feel like it was like the last 20 minutes of the movie that were strongly really like Super religious and then like before that You know, there was like hints of it at the beginning kind of when they got into like the jail cell But like at the end it was like super I guess we'll get into it later, but it was very Did this did this feel like a weird sort of parallel to the stand to you guys? For me in a way in a way. Yeah, there was definitely like yeah, I can see that I feel like the TV movie aspect of it kind of hit me with like the stand stuff a little bit like just like the I don't know the filming on it stuff like that, but I don't know besides that I think I was just something about like this ragtag band of survivors and then like the big explodey ending and just like I don't know the sort of supernatural Bigger than heaven or hell evil like I don't know and the kid to me was like the little old lady in understand whose name I can You're kind of saying like every Stephen King thing Yeah, like they're quite a bit of yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we actually have a segment for this coming up called King things Which is a better name?
King things Well, we have to re-record things Welcome to King things my name is Taylor Allen. Thanks for joining us. This is Robin Dan I didn't do it this week. So we got a Beginning of the movie this couple played by Harry Tom or Henry Thomas and Mef Gish They're like these early 30s mid 30s couple couple like wearing a lot of blue Excuse me what the hell are you talking about?
That's cool. No, they're like real cool like yeah They're like Matt chill and you know, they get pulled over. Oh, Dan. Do you not know about the cool blue thing?
Sorry, you know Arizona yet it'll it'll get out there By the way, they're in Arizona I think I know this move like no, they're not okay. Oh, that may be no the test It's in like to be Nevada or something. Yeah, it's not me. I saw them filming.
Oh Because although this was technically released in 2006 that's present day here So yeah, because of the time difference. I actually yeah, I just watched it live. Oh shit. All right.
Yeah Yeah, this was one take what Jesus these guys. Yeah, all right So this is actually some of our achievement is what you're talking to me. Mm-hmm. That's exactly right.
Yeah Good, I guess wouldn't stop yelling about Dogma 95 or whatever that is. Oh my god. That's I'm glad you brought that We we probably talked about that on the Kingdom Hospital episodes because I'm sure it came up All right, so these guys are driving man wasn't it? They're driving they get pulled over by Ron Perlman Yes, like this he's like a small town sheriff kind of like big swagger and fucking big swinging dick can we can we briefly just say that?
Elliot from ET makes a an oddly like prominent rod-surling impression like it's a very disturbing like yeah Yeah, yeah, there's some like yeah, I don't know if we can say anything briefly though. We haven't yet. We just start talking about the movie It's weird that like this movie has strange references in it. Yeah, the rod-surling right Adam sound like it Yeah, so he what was the Adam Sandler thing?
I don't even remember that we'll get we'll get to it Yeah, we yeah with our limited time. We better make sure to hit on it They get pulled over and run Perlman, you know, he's he seems like pretty okay at first. He's a cop. Yeah He plays the cop.
Yeah, it's like a bit of a hard-ass, but he's being reasonable and then he's like you gotta Taillight out. I think the license plate. Oh, yeah, license plate plays missing shit So he's like all right just flip it around from the front to the back They pop the trunk and they just have the biggest bag of cheeba. Oh sweet bag of cheeb.
Oh my god Yeah, yeah, it just the biggest bag of like like miniature tree moss stuff What's up with those they used to make a model bro get trans up That could shut Yeah, so he's like and it has the yeah, it has a little smiley face sticker on it. It's Brandon the Perlman says oh no no no no Yeah, they try and they say they're bringing the car from our sister's sister. It's her car and the girlfriend is immediately like or wife It's like you fuck it your sister and her bullshit Yeah, and they get arrested and as soon as they're locked up in the bag of that car Ron Perlin is in sync From that point on in the movie. He's yeah Well, he's crazy before they even get in the car like they that right they're like trying to explain to him the situation and like trying to talk Them out of you know the appropriate response and he just starts screaming at him Is that when he does his stupid Peter and Mary joke?
Oh, no, or is that when they're walking into the jail? It's when they're walking into the jail. He does call them unisex swingles. I believe while he's screaming at them.
Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah coast some coastal elite shit the info around yeah Unisex swingles that joke. Yeah, that line doesn't really age well So he's driving back through town and like they pass by this huge like quarry right and he basically like lays out a little exposition There he's like oh, that's just that's just the old right and meanwhile like you know ordinarily I wouldn't even point this out but something that we kind of like glazed over was that there like the first thing that's kind of Said in the entire movie is that they saw I believe it was a dead cat nailed to a sign. Yeah, and then like so they're yeah That's exactly they're kind of talking about you know dead cat and I see like a dead dog inside the road on the way to the police station Yeah, there's like dead people like laying on sidewalk right and they're like this isn't right. This is no good Yeah, he's he's walking man.
And that's when he what is that Peter and Paul Mary? Oh, oh, he's like we got Peter We got Mary where's Paul? Because again the year is 2006. So that's the that's the reference you want to call for sure.
I'm actually I'm excited for like Gerald's game is coming out on Netflix. There's gonna be like some more like Stephen King you should come out by like younger directors You maybe have like references from the last 40 years, right? So as they're walking into the the jail Fuck it Rob Proman just fucking shoots every time right and it's kind of unwarranted It comes out of nowhere He like he grabs him like around the like the neck like the shoulders Something like pull him in like almost like a buddy or something in the bar and he's like tells him start He's like gets real close to him says something six the gun right in his stomach and just boom. Yeah, and yeah, honestly At this point at this point I was like oh hell.
Yeah, they are just they are not playing by rules might be fun Right and then like yeah, and then it wasn't Dan. I was with you like I at this point in the movie I was like okay. I'm interested in this like I run from it run from him for me by the way was great in this like It's ridiculous movie. He's the best and I don't know like I just I like them But I also was like his gross scabby I like there again like yeah, but he shoots Henry Thomas and then Henry Thomas It's the it's the goddamn classic thing where he holds his belly and looks at his blood and then looks at his wife as though to say Oh, no, I bleeding from my gunshot wound and then dies.
Oh, yeah, it's the worst Yeah, and he's sort of I love that. I think up until this point. He's really played up as like a cuck Heavy up the final cuck. Yeah, the ultimate cuck is getting belly shot And then yeah, as we all are cooks the final cuck is a belly shot So So that Ron Perlman takes and a bath up to it.
What's what's her name her character name here? Mary that's so much easier. Right. Yeah, Mary It takes Mary up to the like the holding cells and there are a bunch of other people that are there, right?
And it's there's an old man there. There's older like it was also what my favorites was the old guy He's great. The old man is you know, he just plays a drunk. Yeah, that's why I like it.
It's good. It's relatable I like to dislike I'm like As they're also as they're walking up the stairs. There's this little girl who's dead. Yeah at the bottom of the stairs Pie I was her name.
Call back to the thinner episode right call back to our episode about like a pie. Yeah, and We find out that the little girl was she has a brother and the parents those those people are locked up in the jail So I'm prisoned. Yes, and so Kali is Ron Perlman. His name's Kali His name's Kali and Tragie and Tragie which how do you even yeah?
That's like come up with sea level sci-fi Worsening yeah for sure Can I I thought he was gonna be more of a dog man because he was calling me. I feel you like I kind of it He kind of is well. He runs the dog. No, no, no, no literally so there are a lot of dogs So it's almost the perfect name Yeah, and then in Tragie and of course he's not there My like my whole thing with with Colle bring Mary and was that so Mary gets into the jail So and then gets a hold of the shotgun Oh, yeah And all of the people in the cells are like to shoot shoot him like just kill lady You're standing you know to feed away from this guy shoot him in the face and we're all will all be like everything's fine You're gonna save so she she drops behind the desk while she has the gun in her hands before anything happens And then she shoots about six feet above his head right and nothing like she's right in front of the man terrible It's the worst oh my god.
She missed him with bucks shot like from like five feet away with buckshot Which like she just shoots into this thing. I'm not a hunter or anything. I'm not a Marksman, but fuck it like What do we do? So everybody is just locked up and they're like well, we're fucked right.
That's the gem the gist of it It's just like we're here. We go cut to Steven But guys If we all say Steven you know what the show's over He's driving like this you haul across He's driving this you haul for you say Steven Weber's name three times he comes to your house Yeah We got any questions for me about wings I was on that show You don't well I prepared a few questions if you'd like to ask him I was on the set of a month a couple times oh Hell yeah Is Tony fun between takes or is he is he in character the whole time? You know what we don't even call him Tony we call him the lube because he just keeps the set grease Technical lingo anyway moving on he's a prankster He likes to oil up the floors and watch the grips go slide and then he says so and he says I've heard of key grip a key slip and then he also says well, maybe they need to get a grip on their shoes and then Was the better side kick he says she wrote it was the better side Price he said like a George Clooney. Yeah.
Oh, he's who Danny Ocean oh Vaseline Frank's not reps that kind of shit So we can fuck him did you hear the that one prank with the cat the litter box on this no No, I'm about to watch or 20 no it went before he was like wait is this a little tiny prank. Yeah. Yeah, we're uh, I was it Is this pranks given? It's a clue.
He's the clue. He been Alright, that's good. Oh, alright. Welcome to the so this Apparently before he was like a big name and George Clooney and what not he had roommate just a regular big name Yes, we're amazing guy had a cat and for like a week straight Cleany was like just scooping out all the shit before his roommate could get to it, right?
So he's cleaning out the litter box and the roommates like why isn't my cat shitting at all and then at the end of the week He killed this cat who only just takes this huge dumb And the roommate is that makes me love him so much. Oh, that's so good. That's actually pretty Oh, man, that's too bad. I was ready to give him shit for harvesting cat crap, but here we are Yeah, I love him.
I love the guy. Did you hear about that crazy prank? He pulled where he and his wife took in a refugee? Classic legendary the guys a legend Yeah, and Tony Tony show you this is just as funny Tony All right, so I'm Tony guys so Stephen Webber picks up a hitchhiker and she's like this this girl.
Yeah, she's like Yeah, she's like a she's like a poor man's a fifth element. Oh, yeah Yeah Yeah, yeah, and there was a nice lee over there's a nice Dean Coons dig in there. Oh my god. There was a yeah There's a tight Dean Coons dig.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah a tight coons. Oh guys guys.
We talking coons This is a king after dark coons after dark. Yeah, this is this is lamin coons My god who is this podcast even before? for us Three jaggoffs and 11 nice people I think by the way if you're enjoying the show you can also support us by donating to our patreon if you become a monthly subscriber Of five dollars or more you'll receive access to our special bonus weekly episode currently We're in the middle of a series called wall to wall carpenter where we are going through every John carpenter film in the John carpenter Uverer of films we're about halfway through now. I think right we're even more than halfway more than halfway Yeah, as of this episode who knows tack what the last episode that came out was But I think I find this episode probably just about wrapping up wall to wall carpenter and we've taken somebody's suggestion And we're going on to something else.
It's a great show. Oh wait Are we doing that one suggestion? I don't know what we're doing because that's no I don't know as much as I would like to do What friend of the show Evan suggested? Yeah, it's very niche.
It's more niche than anything. We've ever done. Yes, I'm not ruling it out You're here on that Yeah, all right, you know what let's float it out there and if we get a screaming response We'll definitely do it Evan would like us to do a month of Bob Hoskins um Famous British character actor the husky himself up I know Roger Rabbit is a big one, but like if can I like claim that like is it you want to be on it? Maybe the biggest Roger Rabbit fans is that like one of your favorite movies probably like top five for me really?
I mean it's for me. It's like it's one of my favorite movies hands down. It's an achievement for sure for me It's too scary because of the end me to watch it's a good kid. It's a good kid.
Christopher Lloyd way too scary I'm right law a lot Oh my god, yeah, there's a Disney and what characters are just dancing with each and say it's Yeah, it's it's flagrant. Yeah, Daffy Duck is having sex with Minnie Mouse on screen So all these people are in cells yeah, yeah, we're We're an hour into this recording and we're about five minutes of the movie, right? So you got no time well let's skip to the end. Oh, yeah We were here we took a quick break for a thinner I remember yeah, no we're all we're gonna take Do you know you can yeah?
Yeah? So we're gonna we need to take a break a little break. We'll take a quick break take All right, cool cool. All right, sorry Welcome back.
Where we in there we go. That's how you know instead of a normal way. Yeah, yeah Are we doing it are we recording? We're back in baby?
You didn't stop recording. All right. Welcome back to King me No, I hit record Joe Hey, damn. Yeah, welcome back to what sick balls Welcome back to King me the King me program of course.
This is the official podcast of King me. I'm still down Well, I'm not gonna blame Taylor, but it does feel like the air has been sucked out of the episode Sorry We use guys we just have such a nice time. Yeah. All right now.
No one wants to talk to me Oh, okay, what happens in this movie? Yeah, Tom's scared. Oh god damn you guys come on man. That's spooky as fuck How about a little heads up next time before you go and scare the pants off of me?
Well, okay, so Tom's scared is he's a writer Right, right and he's right he's writing a motorcycle across country right and Weber is his guy Yeah, he was even Weber works for scary right and he's almost like his like his guitar tech for yeah, I'm scared Which is like yeah, which is like which Stephen Weber even says is like the entirety of his right or other Right, it's like I've done arrow Smith like there's a reference. He's like guns and roses and now this writer guy on his guy Like he's like a set up the pages. Do you think I love I love when fictional characters like name drop actual famous people as though We the audience will ever give shit about the thing that was made up for them. Do you think um?
Do you think when uh, Stephen Weber was like being a roadie and like a sound tech for aro Smith was he on the honk? on Bobo tour Thank God the year was 2006 Honking on Bobo what what? Was a god-dick we yeah, no the nation was gripped with Bobo mania Our our fans should they just be called both at this point I feel like it's a 50 50 split between time spent talking about Stephen King and Time spent talking about even Tyler solo album honking on Bobo if it was a pie chart it would be like 40% honking on Bobo another 40% that thing you do and like in 20% on Stephen King and Missiling is great in length like 2% Anton. She wait.
Oh, can we do oh? Can we do one of our detour episodes called honk honk of the king about honking on Bobo? Well, it'll be like a really well-researched history Yeah, really well research. Yeah, no Yeah, it'll just be an oral history of the album honking on Bobo Yeah, no, this is a good idea in dog.
I'm in your dog. Oh, yes one of our classic good ideas So Tom scary. Yeah Who the hell is Tom's get shut up? It's it's so unfair to tailor because when Sean Thomas in comes on we play arrowsmith he gets stuck with fucking I'll get on the wheel Tyler by himself.
I'll take a look at that's an arrow Smith algeus. It's not even a Stephen Tyler. It's it's Is it? Yeah, it is.
Yeah, sure. Yeah, that's It's what like I was like we should put out a loser. It was air Smith, but it was air Smith like Stephen Tyler like fuck you guys We're gonna see ya. You know it'd be a good idea Heres with is like the horniest band ever.
Did you look at the album art for this? It's a it's a harmonica with lipstick on it, but then it's sitting on velvet. It's just so horny So softcore porn horny. Yeah, one of their albums is just called pump pump Yeah, and the album art is one truck fucking another truck.
Yeah, it's a great outcome Almost as good as what is good is get a grip, which is a guy jerking off a cow. Oh, yeah But nine lives is a they shaved Which is another word for why are they just getting on every like deviant art 4chan fetish with their album art? They want you to know that they like fine. Like that's not fine.
They fuck anything that moves or doesn't move Oh, according to the Wikipedia page for honking on Bobo the album title was suggested by Stephen Tyler who heard the phrase somewhere and the band Funny My mind Stephen Tyler I just love the idea that like Stephen Tyler maybe thought it was really cool and everyone just laughed it so hard that they Had to do it. That's the best thing ever. Oh wow guys guys If you bought the limited edition version of this album you were given a free harmonica key chain I know that because I bought it for my dad for Christmas and he got that key is that true Wow? Yeah, he's a big blues fan and he was like go fuck yourself when I give him this record for Christmas Really yeah, because it's not real blues.
It's not real blues. That's pretty funny. Oh, yeah, and I'm guessing your dad's white, too All right, so yeah, he's qualified to make I feel like all blues what do they know about your old white guy my dad has been really sad No blues I'm his son. I got those my wife my put me my wife put me in the dog house blues like George Thurgood style, right?
Yeah, it's oh wow. Yeah, that's straight up with Yeah, move over a little dog because the big dogs move in So so Tom's scary That was in my wedding though. She's scared taking a piss. Yeah taking the piss on the side of the road and who pulls up collie Fucking I don't know that dirty dog collie and Tragiot why the long face Pearlman Why that I suppose together pro man.
Yeah, jeez. I feel like he doesn't look like an eye like an iPad photo Like two of them at once maybe I like I'm a big problem Yeah, well, I was gonna ask you guys about sleepwalkers. I'm not oh yeah But he was in that as well as collie it no it says he was he was he was in sleepwalkers as the same character Which I was I had never seen sleepwalkers. Holy shit really no.
Yeah, that's what it says. That's what that's the IDV says Oh guys as the same character. I got to be kidding. It's the same name at least I think he dies in that movie It says collie.
I'm telling you dies in that and it's said in Maine. I think yeah, it's well filmography It just says that he's in desperation. Yeah, so now I go look up sleepwalkers. Thanks for this digression Taylor Yeah, it was I'll tell you right now Collie right so did I just read it wrong?
No, I feel like you're collie and Tragiot as played by run from and also in peers also appears in Stephen King sleepwalkers all right guys. So collie also appears in sleepwalkers I know this isn't like us, but we have to we have to put the brakes on the show. We're gonna check it out We have to look at this real quick. Let's see Deeping it I swear I'd never go back back I'm being his name.
I am deeping. Yeah captain. So that's a bad bit of trivia. Sorry.
I'm so sorry guys I'm so sorry. I'm here the year was I had to pee really bad before Year was Yeah I just want to well We were talking about collie being in the summer spirit My whole thing was do you get did you guys get the sense that like when every every single character in this movie picked up something like an item Yeah, it was like they picked up something for the first time in their lives and they exactly yeah Like it was like a fuck yeah, and then like and we could like go ahead but like the snakes spiders and scorpions movie were out of control Yes huge. Yeah, right. It was insane Well, that's better living baby, and I'll tell you my time out here.
I've been very scared of all three There are constantly I have to shake my boots out every time It's just a pile of a pile of scorpions, and I think it's the same score and then like you gotta keep shaking those boots out You can never forget to do that because we love you and we we don't get the scorpions look look I Those who forget what happened to Woody the cowboy are deemed to repeat I'm a big I'm a big Disney guy so that I could live well, too, I know too and And the old Robin Hood one with the the furries are the really the fucking sexy s-foxes. Yeah, the foxy foxes I love that movie there they are way too hot not just for a kids movie, but for animals in a kid's movie Come on is there anyone more charming than Robin Hood the hot Fox? No, I just want to get in there. I want a nozzle one so ultimately getting back to the first scene of the movie Jailsell with all these people and and that she tries to shoot this guy and he takes someone out of the room So that's what's that kind of where it starts?
Yeah? Yeah, okay? So yeah, he takes he takes the kids mom out of the room right because the kid is like so there's a lot going on in this movie We probably should have spent more time talking about the plot of we're gonna go beat by beat but basically yeah kid Superfast Tom's carrot gets picked up by the cop Yeah, who plants some weed in his right in his motorcycle bag. So he rests in him He's like I'm taking in while that's happening The people in the jail cells are trying to figure out a way to get out they can't and that's when he Collie takes the mom.
Yes, and she there's that scene where it gets weird. Yeah, and she's like listen if you want that Just don't do it in front of my son and he's like I don't want yet that you're gross. Yeah, I've had better He does it I fucked snakes all the time that he's like I'm on sons of anarchy I thought that we get that I fucked So he takes her out of the out of the element right and while the kid her kid is like super religious Yeah, super religious and then he starts seeing the ghost of young pie pie and Pi gives him some instructions and a bar of soap and yes soap some stuff up Which is also kind of a weird scene. It's really weird down like you know to this gives yeah to the skips Soaps himself up to slide through the bars weird It like his head kind of gets caught yeah, which I I relate that I have a big head right yeah I'm like a pet boy.
Yeah, and and it happened for too. Like his head was caught for too. Yeah at that point as soon as that happens I'm going right back at that's right back in Hey, I you know what I gave it a good shot. Yeah, let's try it.
Sorry. Sorry We're all gonna die. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm a hit stupid. Yeah. I was a C section. I'm sorry But he does get out yes, and then he runs away immediately right yes Yeah, he runs down the stairs actually no he lingers for a while.
Oh yeah around the building He's poking around the building. He sees his sister. He writes. He's fine and he kisses the little cover He covers her up which is for me like as it's weird like talking about this but like as a dad like it's It's weird to see a little girl dead like threw me off Like that was the only part of this movie that emotionally kind of like strip me.
Yeah, which is very weird. No, that's I forget who said it wanted some famous comedian. He was like yeah when you're in your 20s You could joke about cancer and then people start getting cancer and then you stop joking. Yeah, it's weird It's like it hit me, but yeah, but I was like oh, this is the shit movie.
Yeah, of course. That was fine Yeah, you ground yourself like 20 years old and you're nihilist I don't care about anything. Yeah, I don't care about anything. I'm probably gonna die.
It's like okay kid That's fun. Yeah, what is it real fucking stupid? Everyone dies anyway, oh my god Yeah, I've been married for what like a month and I'm already like I need I need to stay alive Too much I have a dumb dog that I hope so cute or she I don't know he's so cute, but oh it doesn't matter. It's a dog gender Yeah, you can't really miss gender a dog although he's a it's pretty mask pretty mask Got those big conchas those big dick.
Oh, he's a he does its gross wet. I touched it one time accidentally What accidentally I did I Might have gotten dog come on me recently I fucked my dog Yeah, I was googling how do I know if I fucked my dog Anyway, this has been waggly arty the dog this has been honking on Toto Hey, hey Dan, oh Yeah, I just gave her up a high five. Yeah, that's it. That was our first thing And then the dogs all like the dogs all like I have a feeling we're not in Dan's Wow a two Wow a two can drop.
That's a it's unheard of unprecedented on this show So everyone gets out of the jail because the boy shoots a dog Boy shoots a dog everybody's out able to get out of the jail cell meanwhile Stephen Weber and the pitch hiker girl They're like they roll into town and they're like poking around are weird things are definitely weird. They see a bunch of dead bodies Snakes a spider's not into it at all And then they run into art. Oh wait when they're in the supermarket and she has that freak out. That's the funniest Yeah, that is what I'm talking about that freak out.
It's not what it's not when Cynthia They go into like the supermarket and everyone's dead and she keeps seeing dead bodies and she screams every time She's like she doesn't like a tax or and it's five minutes of her wrestling with a puppet bird and just screaming The same scene where I know like at some point they went into a place and she puts she finds like an old slot machine and she like puts a Quarter And like but like she just immediately walks up and look at this and she like and they're in like absolute chaos and she's like look at the slot machine she puts a quarter that's laying on in the slot machine into it and blood comes out yeah Oh She wrestles that bird meets up with our escaped convicts. Yeah, I mean they're so they get out right they get out of the jail cell They do yeah technically their felons and also Ron Perlman oh his face is falling apart his faces. Yeah, it's all cracked and bleeding and it's yeah super gross And he's just like I can't his body is no good anymore I have to get a new one and that's why he takes the mom back to like the mines and transfers the spirit of Something into the mom. Yes of attack right and like I feel like we're Well, it's it's the spirit right like I feel like we might be glossing over Every Ron Perlman keeps saying attack like throughout his normal speech.
Yeah almost like a situation right like it's just like a like yeah It's almost like an involuntary thing and like and uh yeah Attack is and it's like what's the do you remember with a longer version of attack? I think it's I believe it's takala. I think that's what he's saying Buddy. I'm almost yeah.
All right guys. We're gonna believe. He's absolutely right. That's what it is.
I'm not yeah I think that's exactly what it is. Is it it? It is it is takala. Yeah, but now a Canadian woman's gonna come up to a city council meeting and start screaming Very topical.
That's not an age. Well, no, that I mean yeah, that's we're four weeks past that now. Nobody cares about that. We're on to oh, that's right.
Oh, that's right. Oh, even knows what problems were Oh, god, it's this flood is gonna. Oh my god. Uh, so god Our heroes.
I can't wait to see yeah how much more insignificant this show can become yeah, right? Our heroes hold up in a local movie theater. Yes, and they just start they're just like sitting around like shooting the shit one of the things I read on like the IMDB thing was that um so they're passing around sardines to eat and I guess the sardines with oh, yeah are replenished. Okay, they were like that's a thing of like Jesus like how he like the fish kept coming like And I was like was that a continuity thing or was that like did they didn't try to do that?
Like right? This was the worst movie ever like the yeah that was that was I think that was for sure deliverance They kept showing shots of the sardine bag So what's the grand show be back whatever it was but also yeah, I um I hate that I was watching this with I was watching this with Because of that yeah, that's fair But no, I was watching this with my my small wife page And I was like I was like why the fuck do they keep showing people taking fish out of the bag? She's like because it keeps not getting empty because of Christ You know so I had to go to church twice that week let me tell you Oh boy. Oh, boy.
This is yeah, I also I did not catch that at all. Uh, so whatever well No, because whatever got something real. You know what also as these adults constantly remind me Right now and there's like no they do keep cutting to the inside of the bag, right? But you can't like tell you can't tell you how many right but like they get a little shuffled up in there They're back.
Yeah, it was like one in the bag and they kept passing it around Can we talk about if we're talking about this part can we kind of cut to like so as this is happening Stephen Webber is with What was the girl's name like the Cynthia yes, I think you're right. Yes. So Stephen Webber. I'm gonna keep calling him him Stephen Webber.
Yes, clearly that's who he is That's fine, but uh, him and his character is also Steve His name is Stephen Webber in this movie So they go to it. They go to like um, they find a like a skull or something. Yeah, right So I was just when they start when they touch it. They like both calm So like oh my god.
Yeah, which is a great saying but like when he touches it, uh, she goes I can't remember who touched it and you said what but do you remember what I'm about to say the quote? No, it was uh, what do you think this is anthropology 101? That's what they said when when one of them touched the fucking skull So that is a thing that happened in this movie. Jesus christ Um anthra.
Yeah first thing you do when you take anthropology is you touch skull. Yeah, then you get all coming about it All right, you gotta get real coming about this Guys I did think they were gonna fuck. Yeah for sure. They were gonna become skullfuckers I feel like I feel like we're somewhat all over with this movie.
Are we funny? But like wait, would you say Taylor Taylor thinks we're a little all over the place? Yeah, but this movie is all over the place Like I can't stress enough like the religious overtones half the dialogue of this movie is five adults arguing with a kid about his religious Like they keep harbing on the fit on the fact that like what kind of loving god would allow these bad things to happen Right. Yeah, it's the dumbest fucking thing.
Yes. The kid is like kids like super preachy though I'm all right. Yeah, a little bit. I don't know.
I feel like he's mostly just doing his thing and everyone's like oh there he goes again Right. No, it is just like the the kid is just like god's will will show us Like he says like a couple times the biggest thing for me like I don't know if you guys want to skip ahead but oh There's a moment where it's just how far it's like almost a thing really Yeah, please tell it. Nope. No, please.
Let's do skip. No, no, we can't come on. Come on at this point I really just sort of the thing the old man. He like oh yeah, that's not to skip over that the panther attack or they get attacked Oh my god.
Yeah, he gets his throat eaten. Oh The little boy he like goes and he watches a Victrolic right is it a loaded. Yeah, well he like that we call that yeah it is where we go to that really quick I the old man's death with the panther or whatever the cheetah or the Panther, okay This is the biggest thing for me in this entire movie. Okay.
He gets his neck bitten by this panther It's a big thing. He's laying there dead this the Mary walks in later to like kind of see if he's okay or like I mean she knows he's dying whenever she walks up to him and He looks at her and all of a sudden like it like did you guys like what like understand what I was like no It faded to white and there was like sparkles and then it looked as though Yeah, I thought it was really it was gonna transition to like a flashback or something and then it just immediately cut back to her Sitting there with him dead no it was a point of view shot at him Right and then like you watched him die that right and it cuts like this weird like fade out with this white Like it was almost like a transition to a flashback and then it just and then it was immediately like back to her like okay Well, there he goes. Yeah, no, it was just a guy slipping out. It was the weirdest It was the very weird.
It was very super weird. I don't know. No, no, no, that hit me that hit me hard Like that was like a very weird moment this movie for me So the nickel yeah, so Ron Perlman It's Colley is Colley is dead and he's been replaced by David the religious boys mom Who is the who is the first person to be screaming at him for his is Christianity? so now she's stalking them are band of heroes and What and what even well They they're looking for the little boy and he's watching this like Nickelodeon thing and it plays out in this like CP atone flashback Like these they're Chinese people right there.
I feel like I feel like when he was watching that he maybe fell asleep at the same time that I fell asleep watching this movie It was a very weird moment. Yeah, it's the whole thing. It's like four minutes of CP on this movie. Yeah, it's horrible This was where I checked out completely.
It's it's these these Chinese gentlemen Asian Asian perhaps They're mining where you're talking about that quarry that we were talking earlier, right? They're in their mining and it's terrible working conditions all these cowboys doing real bad real bad and they find they dig like a little too deep And they release attack. Yeah, attack is like a spirit and um, I don't know if I can like take over these Chinese It's like a very I'm pretty sure they're Vietnamese. What are they?
Red road Yeah, all the live-long day All right, well I'm I thought the whole thing because uh, what's his name fucking tom scaritz character. He was like well He was like a war correspondent. Yeah All right, so is he just He just sees so before like the panther attack there was a moment where tom scaritz walks into the bathroom And he sees an Asian guy with like a bomb in the bathroom and it was very kind of random and like it doesn't make any sense And then later in the film there is a moment where you kind of see where that came from right? There's a there's a flashback where we see tom scaritz young man.
Yeah in Vietnam Which is like we know that he's a writer. We know that he put out a book about his time in Vietnam, right? So that's kind of what he's like known for and The flashback is is replaying that experience and what happens is he He was in this bar with all of these other like American soldiers. Yeah, why not?
It's like signing his book. Yeah, like all these people who kind of recognize who he was Yeah, and he goes to the bathroom and in the bathroom is a one of the Vietcong and setting up a bomb setting up a bomb Yeah, he's like you got 10 seconds to get out of here. Yeah, he says that he's like five 10 seconds I don't know see you later, buddy. Yeah, and he just and tom scaritz character just runs out.
It does not warn anybody Just say it scared it tom scared it. I'm trying to get it guys. I I Scared it. No, and you did get it in And the place was up everybody dies except for him and he ran out.
Yeah, um, so and nobody knew that he's like the thing is like that was his I don't know. Yeah, it's deal like everybody knew him for that and he was like he knew He was like a huge pussy. Yeah, right Some people dying in the movie ends Yeah, so like we come to understand that we can we all of this we all kind of talk about how tom scaritz like falls down this well of like Yeah, weird rocks and stuff and then like pours a bag of salt over a hole and it was just like oh yeah Okay, so what ends up happening is they're like we have to we can't just leave this we can't just drive away right? We have to blow this up.
Yeah, and then tom scaritz like he's like I've been a posting my whole life I'm not gonna I'm gonna rise up in this situation my biggest gripe with this entire movie besides watching it was That at a certain point like tom scaritz says to see him. Webber. He's like hey, we're going up this hill Get this little fella this guy this kid the religious kid he goes let's get him and grab him and hold him It's going down and you don't know what's about to happen and he holds him and he says like hey Everything's cool. Like it was like a very weird thing to say and then like he lets him go and he goes into this like right, you know crazy thing The kid right the kid though he was like this thing Yeah, he was because his dad matt freuer who places five right also dies right and the kid has now has no parents No, it's just already go finally all and he's everybody and he's like god damn it Yeah, is he like is he a joke is that what they were going for with this?
I think that yeah I don't I honestly I don't know all that much about the one thing I noticed was being brought up as a as a methodist Oh myself. I noticed that the Lord's prayer that they say in the movie. Yeah was very methodist Okay, so it was it was casting out all Catholics. It was casting out all Jewish people.
It was guessing a lot of people In this movie. So that was interesting to me. Wait, is the methodist Lord's prayer? Do they they straight up like throw shaded Catholics and do Like stay out of him.
They're like get out of here. Like the last line is get out of here. Yeah, he then's You are There's like little very little things that make it different, but yeah, it was it was pretty similar Really? All right, so maybe so this movie has like a lot of Super-religious at the end.
It's it's super religious throughout right? Yeah. Well, the last line in the movie is like sorta though I guess or there's like a Yeah, but that honestly if that were the last line that perfect sense because although there's like a lot of talk of religion I feel like there's no commentary or there's nothing being said or addressed. It's very much not pro-religious.
It's just like yeah, it's just like acknowledging religion. Yeah Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's like as religious as it is devoted to tech. Right exactly.
Yeah, tech Tech a lot That's right feels so they go up to this quarry or whatever and then times here It's like all right. I'm gonna do something. I'm not gonna just run away like I wanted to you guys made me feel guilty about this Yeah, so I'm gonna fucking blow myself up now. Yeah, fine He goes down into the mines everybody else sort of just like they drive away.
Yeah, they hit the bricks and he goes down there He falls down a well. It's like a weird. Yeah, it's like a weird rock pit. He's got his motorcycle helmet on Well, that was another thing that I wanted to just quickly touch on like a vulture Somehow sucks the essence of talk out of someone and then tries to get him tries to get him with the essence And then he puts on a motorcycle helmet with the box it puts the visor that pissed me off So much it is a gas as we know from dream catcher if you go gas you're getting in gas Okay, this is going everywhere happen if yeah, if you're if it gets the best of what's his name?
What is that guy's name? It's not Tom. Who is it? Is it?
All of them big eye from Yeah, oh my guy. Yeah, right Mandy patina If it gets the best of Mandy patina you're done guessed it Okay, so once that falls with that on a t-shirt Once he falls down this hole, right? That's when he starts like throwing out Adam Sandler lines, right? Yeah, so Another thing I wanted to kind of bring up was everyone that's talking as talk.
Well, the mother Yeah, I had like that low weird Yes, yes that reminded me of for me was a kara brown scene in portlandia. That was like that was like a similar voice I couldn't do it, but or more What or more what I was gonna say we're more relevant to the interests of the show Sometimes they come back and we're when fake Michael rap aboard start. Oh, come on. Yes, that's exactly Yeah, but like yeah, so then he says talks as you know, your god And I think when he says your god or whatever he says like a oh, uh, darl rumselt was the first name he pops out.
Yes It's yeah, it's yeah, it's I have it here. Oh, you do darl rumselt is the first one and then adam sandler and then ancaltor is the third name He pops out. Yeah, oh like all crazy. You're truly was No Um God, there's so many more things uh-huh they go to an explosive shed at a pointless movie and it's very convenient And the vulture here's the gun shot a video game the vulture hears the gunshot that opened the explosive shed it cuts at the vulture hearing that Oh, oh and the most important part of the movie perhaps.
Oh, they go to the theater. We were going way back Cynthia is making hand puppets as soon as they get into the theater on the wall of the theater. You're right She did she like the shadow like here's a Yeah, she's doing that. I know this is like out of a tense time for everybody On a lane.
What's the best way to cut the tension? Yeah, yeah, how is everybody just not like okay? You're guys. You're you're the next one guys.
It's a rabbit Who who who? Christ Uh friends like the yeah, so uh, yeah blows up the money. Yeah, he goes he's down in the mine He uh opens up. He's got two bags of like gunpowder or something, right?
Yeah, and and then like the voice of Ron Perlman like Ron Perlman voice over it's like what are you doing? Very weird Nope, but I can make a deal. Let's make deals and uh and he's just like I'm gonna blow these up and then he blows up the mine and the whole thing goes up And uh our heroes drive to septhe and and we're left. It's like the only people that are left are the kid the kid Steven Weber Mary who was a girl well in fifth element girl, right?
So just the four of them everybody else has has perished and uh a lot of debts in this one Hey, there's a weird post like almost like a postmortem thing. Yeah, right almost like an epilogue or something Where does the yearbook kind of thing? Yeah, they like pass the car It's almost like one shining thing though with the picture on the wall. Yeah, that's what I got from it But yeah, I don't know like it was like like let's go back like it's something that will happen in the future But maybe has already happened.
It was like a steven king thing where he says like hey, this is the future But it is also it's gonna be okay. It's gonna be good. It's gonna be good Now that's a sure yeah Now that's what steven king sound like and But yes, yeah, no, well, I thought it was a lot like the shining thing because wasn't it the sister and It was high it was pie and yeah, and they're like so it's all of them in the afterlife having a nice time Yeah, yeah, stupid, but that's how it's the end of the movie by the way Like going going way back to the absolute beginning of the movie trying into the end of the movie the credits the opening and closing the worst Font and just awful. Oh, yeah, it's like the comic sans a spooky font awful fucking fun.
Yeah, yeah Oh, man, so that's it. What do you say we crack open a few segues a segue? All right, um a segue Wegs you want to start with oh that hurts my parts. Oh, that hurts my parts This is how that hurts my parts.
Uh, we're gonna go around and we're gonna say what about this movie hurt our parts tailor What hurt your parts? What didn't you like um besides like the you know the entirety of the movie? I would say Um, god damn it. I don't know.
There's so many. I know there's a lot in this for me. It was I guess like ultimately the sepia kind of Section of the movie because it was so it was so long and unnecessary. I felt like and I don't know I just it took me it just like made it so hard for me to finish watching this movie.
Yeah, but you know that was tough Dan, what about you? Um What hurt my parts. Yeah, I mean like the god stuff. Yeah, obviously really suck.
Um the guy that I think that's what hurt my parts Like the kid yeah, same It's pretty annoying with the god stuff and then the adults are way worse with it got so it's the whole time Yeah, they're like they're like high school sophomores about it. Yeah, god's not even real Just do what you believe in god I'm so they're very penteler about it. Yeah, this is bullshit Yeah, well, no, they were very pentel about it. I wish they wanted to tell her if you know what I'm saying Yeah, yeah, uh, yeah, so we're having your same Yeah Yeah, the god stuff with the the kid and the grownups is really it just spoms me out like it just drags on for fucking ever Yeah, also the kids sliding through the bars.
I found kind of I'm setting for a reason. I can't quite put the words Yes, yeah, you ready? I have a lot to say about this next bit. Please do all right Bring it on this is Danny.
Of course. No, this is shining moments We're gonna go around and pick our favorite thing about the movie Taylor. What do you got? What do you like about everything about it was?
It's gotta be the pro man. I for me like I I have a hard time not You know, I don't I felt like he was good in it like I watched it like this is like the third time I tried to watch this in the past month, right? And I felt like he was good every time I watched it I it took me like three times to fully watch this movie. Oh, yeah, yeah, and like he was good every time I was like oh, he's He's a good actor.
He's a good actor. He's a good. He did his job. Yeah, he's weird shitty movie.
He did a good job I think yeah, it's it's a bummer when he goes away and the woman Yeah, it's a bummer. Yeah, she her personality isn't like big enough and she was creepy like a little bit But like he just wasn't the same right now. He did a good job My favorite part my shining moment was the kid's flashback where he's riding his bike. Yeah, I Took my car.
I forgot about flies They spend a lot of time on talking about that friend to the point where you're like is he gonna show up at the end? But he totally doesn't he's just a little boy. Yeah, and uh, yeah Just that when he fleses it I guess he hits his head when cracks his head I did laugh It was honestly it reminded me of that Dave Chappelle sketch where the guy smoking weed is the girl That level of special effects. Yeah, yeah, yes.
I agree. I'm gonna. I'm gonna co-sign that actually that was by far Like I think about this movie. Yeah, um, so let's like just on that like we when they talk about like just dragging on like the story Like where you thought like he was gonna come back when they're in the theater Did they have to break down like each person's like encounter with college like that's what so that part also made it very long For me.
No, you know what I think it's weird because I think this movie is missing a lot I feel like it had so much potential to like it's a great story and it's a cool. It's almost like it's weird It's I feel like it should have been longer maybe four hours and had more details in this is right? It should have been the stand right right right right right right right Instead we have a short two-hour version that seems to be missing a lot and filled with like a lot of space That doesn't I don't know I feel like I'm gonna regret saying this a lot wait and I'm gonna just say it okay I was a I was a fan of the Da Vinci Code book And I felt like I saw the movie and I was like you tried to jam this book into this shitty awful time Thanks movie in like a short amount of time and like it could have been a good movie like not maybe a great movie Whatever but like you could have been entertaining good movie and you killed it by jamming and that's what I could do with this and that's all Just ruined it. I like the Da Vinci Code.
That's what I was trying to say. Okay, so I'm not ready. I've never seen it There's nothing I didn't read the book. I saw the movie and I didn't like the movie It was bad and they made two more yeah, they were all bad.
You know the most offensive part of that movie was Tom makes his hair It was I just could not get past it. It's crazy. I know that much about it and nothing else He doesn't even it's not like he has like a mohawk or something like crazy It's just like weird as hell like a little lady and you're This is a weirdest thing. Yeah, like he says he's just fucking his wife and just like his hair touches her He's just like I'm out I am out And that brings us to King Troops.
Yeah, I have a theme song for it. What is it? No, go ahead. No, what's your theme song?
No, I thought it would be fun if I did a theme song, but you seem to disagree. No, no, I Go ahead. What is it? King Troops these are King Troops.
They're from other Stephen King properties. They're from other movies and miniseries that aired on TV Let's talk all about the other thing. No, that part. I don't have any Go ahead.
Hey, you're fucking thing though because that's more fun than what we've ever heard before. It's just spooky monster. Yeah Okay, I admit now that that was more fun. That was so good yours was better.
Thank you. I can't wait to take I didn't have a prepared idea Yeah King yeah, actually yeah, I'm gonna for sure. Yeah. Okay, so I have a few that's actually I have All right, what do you got Taylor?
I was gonna say dead animals. I mean I feel like that's a lot of dead animals That's a solid one. Yeah, hanging a dead cat specifically a sleep walker thing. Yeah, I love that cats are a Mcarris Mcarris alone is yeah A guy driving or traveling along distance only to be killed Henry Thomas That's a favorite one of my favorite drums a guy.
It's so funny and it constantly happens Miles miles and miles of road and then he shows up in one place and just gets killed dude He showed up from what they say Washington state or Oregon. So he fucking yeah, he went a long way 1500 Just to get killed. Yeah, why'd they go that route though? That doesn't make any sense They just gone through like the nor just wanted to see the country man, you know, I guess All right, so we got hanging dead cats traveling along distance only to be killed immediately.
I got evil dogs That's from kujo and king hospital Yeah Yeah Yeah, that is yeah From the shining There's enough of that in the world Oh, yeah, yeah, we didn't even talk about that. That's so weird. I can't even believe they fucking did that. Yeah, it was so weird It was just like a very weird.
Yeah Like make our like I'm so weird because it wasn't like a little thing that people would pick up on it was just like very yes I'm like this is from the shining and then it went to right weird Groups of people trapped in places. Yeah, they sure yeah, right? Yeah, they get um First they're trapped in the jail cell and then they're sort of in that theater A blood pouring out of the thing that's from the shining of course with the elevator and also kingdom hospital There's a lot of that starts blood coming out of places. It shouldn't be I felt like when they made this I felt like they were like this is gonna be creepy like because it's blood coming out of something like The shining the blood coming out of the elevator was such like a beautiful.
It's like and like yeah shot like 80 millimeter like 500 frames per second It's so nice and then like you watch this and it's just garbage. Yeah, yeah, it's I mean Stanley Kubrick made like I don't know Like he only made like a handful of movies and shinies obviously Yeah, every one of these lists that's like see because it's always like the top one because it's the best It's always one of those right and that's one of the best shots. It's one of those number of shots ever and yeah Um, I got Jobes because a long arm and that one's a bit of fun. Of course.
That's not really real But war writers who get a lot of shit for their writing. That was in the Salem's lottery Yeah, nice. Yeah So yeah, oh yeah, oh people peeing. I feel like that's in a lot of Stephen King movies people peeing when something weird happens Yeah, I'm trying to think about an example It definitely happens in uh dream catcher right every time that's that's what I thought Yeah, but I thought there was something else too, but he's like he's taking a trophy right.
Yeah, you don't you only need one Two makes a trouble. We say all right So that's all I have on my list. I don't know if you guys have anything else I thought I had Maybe not it was it was very far from the New Englandy kind of stuff. That's I know it's not said in mains more than Dan's neck of the woods Yeah, um, that's right Dan in desperation old and little and all right That brings a store final segment IMDB They just cheated us.
This isn't fair This is IMDB where we compare our opinion of the movie against the air in your car and IMDB that car 9,642 Spirits gave their opinion of this movie and awarded it the average what do you say? Yes, me Yeah, too many people they awarded it the average user score of 5.3 stars out of 10 Now, um, I don't know Taylor you're our guest. What do you think am I going? I forget?
I was it was a star votes you want to go to 10 or whatever? Okay, so, um, well, how do you think do you think the general public is right? Okay, how many tax yeah, how many taxes I get this? Um, I told I told Rob before the show that um, I had I bought the movie to watch it on on like a platform I and uh, I watched oh don't do that.
We said no, I know I know I figured hey, I'm gonna do this right I watched it I watched like three quarters of the movie and I didn't finish it And then today I was like I have to finish watching this movie So I went to go watch the rest of it and my platform that I watched it on said it's unavailable Due to it to do a flaw So I bought it on I rented it on iTunes today for three dollars to finish the last so how much 15 minutes I put at least 12 dollars into this movie and I fucking hate it Jesus Christ. I I will give it I will if we're going to star wise i'll give it three because of uh, prolym, but I I hate this movie people that rated it Fiber higher idiots and yeah god. It's just a it's a it's a waste time. Yeah.
No, I Yeah, it is important to remember that this is the average score so there are probably plenty of stars people love this movie. Yeah Uh, since yeah Dan what about you? Yeah, no, I I didn't enjoy this I enjoyed the first 20 minutes maybe and then it was just a chore so um 20 minutes out of 120 minutes What's that reduced down to one one sixth? So I'd probably yeah, I'd end up giving it roughly two to three stars I'll go with that.