#677 She Was Rubbing Her Vagina off the Bread In The Supermarket!

Ten years ago, Niall had one of the most outrageous and hilarious episodes in the show’s history. A caller rang in with a story that had everyone in stitches — and maybe slightly horrified. She was fed up with what she called the “supermarket runway”: women in lycra wandering the aisles, bending over and allegedly rubbing parts of themselves on the bread, and young men and women strutting around like the grocery store was their personal catwalk, showing off every toned muscle and tight outfit.Niall and the team couldn’t believe some of the visuals painted by the caller, sparking laughs, disbelief, and a flood of listener reactions. The episode turned into a chaotic, cheeky conversation about fashion, public decency, and why supermarkets suddenly felt more like a gym and less like a place to shop.Relive the madness, the laughs, and the stories that had listeners calling back with their own supermarket horror tales. It’s a classic mix of comedy, social commentary, and pure chaos — a reminder of why Niall’s show has kept people talking for over a decade.