68: A Spooky Halloween Love Story...or...Yeah, A Lot Of Us Call It "The Butt."

It's that time of year, when the moon gets a volume discount, we all marzipan our underpants and burst through them, and Mama sneaks onto car lots and does weird things to the cars. Yes, it's SUPER CREE-PEE TIME! This year, Mama and Beatrice's car breaks down on a dark and stormy night. They go looking for a phone, but instead find a creepy castle, a vampire, and a silverware set that looks like Michael Bolton. And the dark prince of the night falls in love with Mama! The count, who used to sneak up on Dalmatians with John Coltrane, falls in love with our girl. Can Mama make the transition from...you know...whatever she currently is to a vampire? Will Mama and Beatrice be eaten by munchie hounds? Will Cade's dog freak the hell out? (hint: yes.) And most importantly, do you like wafers? All of these questions and more will be ignored! Enjoy! And if you dug this, stop by twitter and say hi! Tell a friend! Tell a bowling hat! Straddle a gallon of howitzer paste! And HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!