It's the Daily Talk Show Episode 681. What's happening, guys? What's going on? What are you wearing?
I look like a junkie in Abbott's Fiddle, or someone just preps for Friday Night Drinks, you know, just trying on a few different outfits. Now, I found these on the desk. Amy was on a Zoom call last night, and she had them on for some reason. But I'll put those down now.
But just on the junkie thing, mate, I'm living with a junkie. Is this the chocolate stuff with Bodeon? Mate, Bode is a junkie. It's scary.
It's absolutely scary. Bodey woke up this morning. Downstairs, I just hear this pitter patter, and I'm like, it's either a good sign, because they've gone to bed, or it's a bad sign, because they're up to no good. And then he came around the corner and said, can I have a dollar?
No, I came downstairs. He'd gone outside. He got two chairs, put them together, got up onto the top of the fridge, which I thought was high enough, and at the back, to get him away from the chocolate. And he smashed four eggs, bigger than a large egg that you'd buy from the supermarket, like a real egg.
That size, four of the absolute junkie. How cool are you doing this? Like, it seems, I'm not questioning your parenting, but if he has a chance to get the two chairs, stand up to all that sort of thing. That's the limit.
Yeah. A junkie can sniff out the drug anyway. It's full on. It's full on how long he's running there.
It's a time. How much time between, do you think he's actually spending trying to get them? Oh, not a great deal. Could be a few minutes.
He's quick, but he even went outside. Went outside to eat it. What about the locks on the ridges? That's a big thing.
I've scrubbed them. You see, locks on the ridges. Yeah. One hunks on the ridges.
I mean, four wee ones, shame on you. Four wee twi, four wee twi. You're at about 25 times, so I think the joke's on you. Yeah, the joke is on me.
No, but I've now just put it in a cupboard that he can't get. But I've said that's why you just said about the fridge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why I'm saying I put it at the top.
He could climb the pantry. He's a little unit, bro. He's an absolute. Do you reckon it's impossible now?
You don't reckon he'll get them? No, I never say never. I've done some big missions. They go and get some substance in the past.
And I thought I couldn't do it, but I did it. So you're saying that you're a little unit. Like you're giving him a little bit of praise or what happens when he gets something. Oh, no.
I had him upside down, hanging one leg. And I took him into his room and dropped him. Do you think he thinks it's fake? He's not laughing.
He's not laughing. Time out hates it. Hates time out. So I mean, what?
Later? Yeah, but it's not my problem. He said daycare at the moment. I tell you what, he's my problem.
He's getting a little cold. I've got a little cold, boys. No good. Who's founts that?
Well, it's not blame Monday. So I can't really blame. But if it is your son's a blind Wednesday. Yeah, both of them.
Both of them. I mean Jordan Peterson says, raise a child. You don't want to hate your child. I'm not saying I hate my child.
It's annoying to fuck out of you. Yeah, I don't think I would. I feel like I grew up with my mum saying that a lot. I used to like, I think that my parenting, it's very easy not being a parent.
I know. But I think that my parents, my mum's and dad's parenting style, I think was very much like tell Josh why he's a bit of a shit kid. I think maybe it was because I was so over the top hyperactive where I feel like potentially George, you look like you're the result of never having a bad thing said to you. 100% correct.
Yeah. Just like nice. Tim, I'm like, I'm ready just to tell everyone to fuck off and maybe that's because that's what I grew up with. Yeah, no, you're dead right.
Well, in my family, I was the youngest. So, you know, my brother insisted always getting in the fights. But then also at school, I feel like everyone just kind of liked me. Like my George.
How annoying. Your mic levels are low if I'm honest. Yeah, that's not likable. But, and so TJ, I think like the locks would be fun.
I think there's a few ways you could go. You could go the locks or there is also the magnetic smart door solutions. It's just like a little, it's just like a magnet and when it gets sort of separated, you'll get notified. So like an alarm system.
Yeah, I mean that or shock collar. I'm tending towards the shock collar. You get around work. I think it's Sunand in the comments.
He's saying, I hope you guys are watching the comments. Yeah, we are brother. We are. Well, what do you think we should do?
What should TJ do with his parenting? Yeah. My son is just getting into the chocolate and he's sniffing it out funny it out. But I mean, he had options this morning though guys because I mean he had baked all his cupcakes for a workplace and they were on the bench.
And so if he got into the cupcakes, it would have been, you know, quite, it would have been really fucking annoying. How could you create a lesson? Like how could this become a bit of a lesson? What about if you were to switch out the chocolate for something else or what about if you were to, or even wrap the, use the foil and put vegetables and fruit and put it all in the fridge?
A plant? I should do that set on a little camera. I don't know if it's, because then what you're doing is setting him up. So you're going, do the behavior.
But then on the other side it has to be, what if I put real eggs in there? Like real eggs. Like wrap, wrap, wrap, real eggs boiled. So hard boiled so it doesn't annoy me.
Should I do this tomorrow? Yeah, definitely. If my cat had a cat named Mike, and what we would do is you fill up a water bottle and just spray, like if he's going to go to the fridge, just spray the water on him. Yeah, that was the thing.
We had that for our dog too. But I mean, I wonder what just is like human rights, like what? It's a fucking Easter egg. It's in the morning.
Absolutely not. Can you scare, can you put like a, it's a bit hard, but could you like, it's scary when you go, if you stick your hand on the, like in the, on top of the fridge or whatever, it's not really looking at what's going on there. Could you have like a, I don't know, like a little toy snake or something that pops out and scares the shit out. I love that.
So you're just trying to really build some fear into the kids. Why not? The other stuff's working. Yeah.
We had a, we had a, this is interesting. A little bit. Sorry, Felipe in the comments. Sorry, PayPal is in Brazil when the kids want to eat something bad.
So bad. We give them a lot till they hate it. So they won't ask for it again, which is, I have to say, she gave him a pack last week. Now he's, now he's on the week.
I'm trying to drive. I drive, bro. He's doing big cigars. Yeah.
Nothing that could, there's a lot of fun in him. I think Air Horns would be fun. I think there's definitely a solution that's just, if you want to go to the end of the day, and go cheap, which I know you do, you could just get like a speaker system that's, that just attaches in the fridge and that you've got a remote to, but I guess what I, what, yeah, I think that it's, Parry says a mouse trap. Yeah.
Look, scare tactics only works so much. It's like raising your voice. It only works so much before it's just like, it crumbles, they're just, it's too much for them, you know. And so what's, what's your fear about it becoming too much?
Is it, is it not okay for you too much? No, I think it's what you've laid out is tactics that scare you so bad that you don't want to ever do it again. And so, but also let you crumble him and then build him back up based on a school set that you, but does it, it doesn't have to know is it a Navy SEAL? No, I think that it's okay.
Like if he's, he's clearly got too much confidence right now, but he thinks it's okay. And so if you just be like, you know what, like it's life or death right now and you need to settle the fuck down and this is my house and this is what we're going to do for a bit and you're going to follow and you know what, you're going to spend all day and time out, you're hungry. I don't give a fuck. Here's my mum used to do this all the time here.
Call the police. Call them. She'd give you the fuck. I should've given the fuck a call in the police.
And in the grand scheme of things, he's got fucking hot water. He's got all these great facilities. I don't think he's a lucky boy. And so the thing is at the moment, lucky boy is based on eggs.
Let's get it back to necessities. A bed to sleep on, you know, a roof over his head and the way that you've got to do that is to break it. I don't mind the egg thing. I reckon I could boil the eggs, break it.
The thing gets a nice egg to eat. Yeah, but when you think of it, if you wanted chocolate, would you go, look, someone's boiled me an egg. I'll eat the egg now. I would probably eat it.
Yeah. Lara's egg. It's not like it was really dark and bitter chocolate. That's a good idea.
That's a good idea. I used to have the hot mustard and I got to an egg dress that I was enjoying the hot mustard and I would swear and I'd put hot mustard. So I couldn't be used anymore. Yeah, I love the dark.
Yeah, spicy. Oh, spicy is good. Yeah. So he calls things that are spicy, prickly.
And he calls my prickly beard sparkly. So he's got to change the words. He's got to make stuff. So he's got to think that it's prickly.
I'll give him some spicy food. Do you think he gets a sense with the chocolate stuff that there are consequences if he eats them? I mean, I think just making sure you follow through by putting him into time out is a solid way. A solid way.
So the form he wants for me twice for me is 70 times. Is he learning? Oh, bro. I mean, you're doing a Michael Bungo standing like setting me up for the answer that you know.
No, he's not learning. But I mean, this is what the lengthy tote for chocolate. But I've just got to go for a chocolate thing. I don't think it might.
That's chocolate. He's not going down getting, you know, looking for his wheat bicks. What's your real challenge? It's off the back of last weekend.
The real challenge isn't beating your kid. You know what I mean? That's a real challenge for parents. The chocolate thing.
I was always chucking over his bum to make it sound like I was snacking his bum. All that did was hurt my hands because I clapped so hard. I didn't even slap his bum. So I was like, that pissed me off even more.
So say if you're quoting for something, let's make it a business analogy. If you're quoting something for a client and you say, you know, we've got, it's going to cost 10 grand and then they say, oh, we've only got seven. Then what normally happens is you remove something from the quote because they can pay seven grand, but they're getting less. It feels like do you have that structure where it's like, there's obvious things.
Like if you do that there, see this, the, the, the iPad, the iPads no more. Yeah. Well, I think it's chocolate. I go to, you're not having chocolate again for months.
I think that's the fact that's the power. Well, that's not going to really scare him because he's just fucking too much. I want you to forget what chocolate tastes like. That's how I want to go.
Like, Jaco Willy. Is it going to be like, yeah? Ready to. No, he gets in Paris.
It's funny because he gets up. He says, oh, I don't want to go to take it. I'm shy. Mate, you're not shy.
The people in the streets know him next on ABC. The people walking past saying, where's that body kit? How do they know him? I don't know these people that are walking past.
He goes up to the people in the ear. I'm Bodhi. Hello. I'm Bodhi.
It's cute. I'm in the supermarket. As a kid, when I was in the supermarket and we'll be naughty, mum, would you say, I'll just lie down. I'm going to lie down in the middle of the aisle.
You mum would do that. I'm so respected. I love that. I don't think we ever did it because we just stopped because it's too embarrassing.
How old? Don't eat the chocolate or I'm going to go pick you up from daycare in my undies or something. I would actually go to Dave. Yeah, you would.
Surely, I see the opportunity. I mean, because I know that I'm not living it, and so it's because I'm sure there's parents yelling right now saying Josh, you have no idea what you're talking about. Yeah. No, I've forgotten some of these.
The kids like Vegemite. Yeah, I mean, when it's got butter, butter and Vegemite. Okay. So you couldn't just give them a spoonful of Vegemite.
Oh, I don't think you'd like that. No, no. So that's the point. An animal likes that.
Yeah. What do you think, Sam? I feel like you're like, if TJ's the soft one, I'm the hard one. George, I don't know where it sits.
And then I feel like, Sam, you're quiet, the sort of the good in between. What do you think should happen? I can't believe it's right. Yeah, I mean, I guess there are two ways.
You could either make it, I guess the punishment sort of thing come from you, or you could set up a mouse trap or something like that, and then it's like, you know, I wasn't down there. It's not me. So you could go like those two routes where it's just like, that's what happens. I didn't set that up, but it's just...
So like a karma, sort of teaching about karma. Yeah, yeah. Of course you do that. What's that show, the nanny vibe?
Not the nanny, but that... Yeah, super nanny. Yeah, super nanny. It's not acceptable.
It's not acceptable. Like she doesn't put up with shit. Yeah. Super uncle.
This sort of, to be honest, there's a part of me that would absolutely thrive. Like if you were to give me permission to be the hated one of your mates from Bodie's perspective, I would be happy to be the super uncle to go in and be like, look, things are changing. Like I think there's something really funny in that. There's something really...
In just a way that on the other side, he won't be like an... Aren't you worried that if you are a pushover and you don't do anything, he'll end up being a little asshole when he grows up? Look, I think a pushover wouldn't hold him upside down by his foot and take him to his bed more than twice. Like I did at multiple times this morning.
But you're right. This morning... This morning... You definitely are thinking long game when you're a parent.
Like you've got to face up to it today tomorrow. It's a constant grind. So I empathize with the suggestions based on you don't have to think about this for the rest of your day because you're the only one stealing your own chocolate. So you're worried that if you do it, that you're going to have to live that life, you're going to have to be a bad one.
You know, the discipline is a tricky thing. Like when do you guys need to discipline someone other than yourself, you know? It's a weird thing. I mean, enforcing discipline on your own self to stick at something is hard enough.
When I'm in it's hard of disciplining myself, I'm very comfortable with disciplining other people. I think that's where. Yeah, it's the giving advice of taking the advice that you're giving out and acting on it. But I think the challenge we all have right.
Shannon says, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Your parenting advice makes me laugh, JJ. It's truly entertaining. Ha, ha.
I think I've hit a nervous, Shannon. What do we think? What's the flattening? I don't know, but I don't know.
When you still like that, it sounded like that, it sounded like really so passive laughing. Ha, ha. She's just pissing herself. I know everyone's doing their best.
But we can all do more. Hey, Olivia Brown, has mentioned that she's in Year 12 and she says she's been at school for two hours and have already received more than 50 notifications. Can't do you guys for a break? Today, kids are going back to school in Victoria at least.
A lot of them are doing the homeschooling thing. I've seen a few parents on Instagram post, wish me luck and, you know, like Michelle Laurie, She's posted something about going, she's so pumped that a kid's going back to school, because teaching kids at home, doing the homeschooling things really hard. It's probably not on your radar guys, but thinking about this new world we live in with the homeschooling stuff. I mean, what if it's for long?
What about me becoming the, we could do a show called the proxy parent? Not so I could, because I've got opinions on this too. I could put together curriculum in half an hour. From what I've heard, 90 minutes is about the contact time.
So listening to Sam Harris's podcast and over in the States, they're doing the homeschooling thing. But literally it's a daycare service for grown children. Think about your socialising at lunch and play lunch and recess. And within the classes, how much active time are you putting pen to paper or the teacher delivering the information?
Think about it, if you do condense it down, I think that's what we're finding. The condensing down is meaning that you're seeing the real time that a class or a day is taking from a curriculum perspective. And then all that other time is just trying to go to the toilet or saying you're sick and going to the sick bay to have a sleep. What do you think would you, if we had sort of a show kid, say if we had a kid that was a shared kid.
Yeah, shared kid. Or like a lesser sharing. A living in the old. Can we have Shaddens kid?
No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No.
So I think Asen's too hard. But 11 years old, I think that's a good age. If we were to sort of co-parent, the four of us, and you, Bub, let's give it, let's give him or her a name. Do we want a boy or a girl?
I mean, George can choose. Okay. Boy. Let's go boy.
Yeah. Right. Yep. And now name.
Any suggestions of names? I feel like George would call his son George. George would call him. Yeah.
You mean George senior would call him. Yeah. Yeah. If you would call your kid George for sure.
Definitely. Strike. Yeah. Let's go pay pounds.
Yeah. Let's call him Roena. Roena. That's Roena.
Oh, Roena. There was actually these twins. These twins that got born in, I think, India or something. And the parents called them COVID and Corona.
Yeah. Oh, no. Can we just talk about why, like, you know, it's um, it's, it's, it's, you know how people are saying COVID-19 versus Corona virus. And I've heard a few of the news anchors correct themselves.
COVID-19. Is this Isis and IIS? Or that Corona virus is like there's been Corona virus forever. So if you type it, like I was watching a video that was like over a year old talking about Corona virus, which is just a type.
So COVID-19 is. So that's like the Corona virus is the, is like the base virus, right? And the COVID-19 is the strain of Corona virus. SARS V2.
Another person. I'm trying to work out. Are they, are they trying to, you know how there was like the issue with Isis using the branding? They didn't want to give it that, you know, COVID-19 is the disease name since Christ.
Yeah. But is it a, like, I'm just trying to work out why people are sensitive to it. Well, because there's going to be more Corona viruses in existence. And so I guess you need to identify the exact disease.
Great. I wasn't sure if it was just like people are like, oh, we cut it sensitive. We don't want to, you know, we want to sort of give it the less impactful name. COVID-19 sounds less.
Just more confused at that point. And so what, so what are we calling our kid? Right. What do you think about, right?
What do you think about Elliot? Elliot. No, it's good. I don't really like Elliot.
Why? Tim. Tim is my dad's name. James is my little name.
Same as yours isn't it, George? Ben, no, mine's Thomas Thomas. Thomas, you had one of my names. You had my first name.
My first name is Thomas Thomas. Can we call him? Grace says SARS. C-O-V2 is the virus that causes COVID-19.
We need to get Grace back on talking about diseases and also my disease and ticks. Yeah, great. Well, maybe we can give her some stuff so she can dust up on specific info that we need. So we're not just throwing down.
Do you know the first 20 elements? Grace? Hydrogen, hydrogen boron. Hydrogen, helium, boron.
Carbon, hydrogen, helium, and lithium, boron, carbon everywhere. Nitrogen all through the air. There's oxygen so you can breathe in for the air. Don't do it.
Hydrogen, helium, lithium, boron, carbon, nitrogen, fluorine, and fluorine. I'm sorry, magnesium, silicon, phospholocloric, iron, potassium, potassium. I like my science too, jeez. I really want to talk about it.
Grace, are you hot and heavy right now? Let's see. See you next time. Yeah, Grace says this is hot.
Classic. And so, okay, so, Elliot or we're not calling him Elliot. What a final name. TJ.
What's wrong Joe? Can we call him Joe? Joe for Joey, Joe. It's the year of Joe.
Yeah, that's good. I like Joe. Joey. Joey, Joe.
Yeah, Joey. Because I'm Joe, Joe. Joey. And so, Joey, he's 11 years old, going back to school today, but he's taking turns at our different homes.
What should we be specializing in? He's our baby. Yes. I think that's it.
You're a gay couple's baby. Have you heard that before? Are you guys divorced and you're with me? Mayson's with Josh.
How's it? Yes. Oh, you're that's good. Yeah.
And so, wait, so from a past, so TJ and I were in a marriage and now we'll be back. Yeah, we were married. You're about a four-way now. Yeah, you're broken up.
Definitely. Yeah, I feel like for both of us, like, George, you're very much the new partner vibe for Tommy. You know? Can I just jump in the head?
Can we build in the surrogate mother? Like, is Shannon the surrogate? Oh, yeah. She birthed the child, gave it to Josh and I, and now Josh and I sit right.
It's funny. It's funny. I don't think we need to work out the surrogacy situation. I think we're all going to be drunk to be.
It was definitely George's. No, it was Happy Harry's. And so Joey. So Joey's the young.
Yeah. So, 11 years old, what grade is he in? He'd be grade six. Is that grade six?
Five? Or twelve? Is he just turning twelve? Yeah, so he's turning twelve.
So he's in grade six. Final grade six. Top dog. Like, you're top of the top of the, I mean, if you just went to a primary school where it finished at six, I'd promise we'll do, but, you know, not within, you know, some of them go on to you seven-eight.
So you're the kings. You're the kings and queens of the school. Yeah. At that age.
And so I think to be honest, I think that's where our parenting is going to differ. I think that you, um, you're going to bring up a Donald Trump, you know, just kings. You're the best. You're all like, it's just settled down.
You know, you know, you know, you're at the bottom of the food chain for a lot of people. No, I'm saying you think it. You think it. I thought it was, you know, grade prep or grade one, you saw the grade sixers and like, wow, look how big those people are.
And then you get there and you get to your seven and you realise that you're just a little bitch because there's your twirls. And so it's, I'm just saying the cycle. The kids mentality, I think they're the oldest. Sean says, uh, sub-fellows are being intrigued by the premise of the daily talk show.
Since the beginning, he thinks we should be more specific with our content. Sean, how can we get more specific? We have a child that's 11 years old. John, Joey, what more do you.
We're going to be, we're going to be, we're going to be, we need you into just, peritone and our, our, our, our eyes. Yeah. Yeah. And so, okay.
So curriculum wise, what are we all, um, what are we teaching? Uh, sport sport, you know, like Joe, Joey is, Joey's edging. Joey's edging, he's got ADD, Joey is a little pocket rocket. Okay, so he needs to be run, run, he needs to be put outside.
I trust that I was looking after all STEM. STEM, what's the thing? Science Maths, it's all that sort of like education. Science, engineering Maths.
Look, I can do basic Maths, I can do that. I can look after STEM. You are the smartest out of his parents. So can I just, I'm bringing out directivity to the tables.
I'll bring out outdoor activity to the table. George, what are you bringing as a parent to the table? What do you want me to take? I'm Joey.
Hospitality, cooking. Oh yeah, that'd be great. I'm next. That'd be great.
I'm next. That'd be great. I'm next. That'd be great.
That'd be great. I'm next. That'd be great. Although, oh, this is interesting.
He's going to go between house to house and he's going to stay that mason's the better cook. He's going to be like this. Kind of. I'll do that.
I'll do cooking. Sean says every show should be about this Joe character. Sean does it's Joey. Joey.
Okay, and so now the sport thing, the adventure stuff, that makes sense. What do you like, JJ? I love to do a lot of, well, because I think it serves your own creative right. Yeah, that'd be great.
I've got a book called how to read poems. Oh really? So I think that we'd probably go through that. How to read poems.
Yeah. Do you know how to read a poem? It's really nice. You just read.
You just read the other. Don't it? Yeah. This is sound really good.
No, no. Some poems that just don't get at all. I mean, but that's in the way it's all hard and stuff. If you don't get the poem, that's the poem's problem.
Yeah. I know some of you guys are ignorant. Does it smell right? No, I'm just talking about that.
I just saw this stuff on the blinds next to the, my setup here. Don't sniff it. And it looked like war she's already snitched. And I touched it.
I've been, it's, look at this. Can you say that's stickiness? Oh, oh my God. Oh my God.
Look at the fuck he's there. It's Tyrone's come. Harry. No, it's, um, actually doesn't smell like that.
It's, oh, oh my God. The junkie's been down here. The junkie. Oh, it's chocolate.
Along with chocolate. I went into his bed last night. I got up on the top of his, uh, his, like, chest of drawers. It's quite high dude.
It's like double the size of him. He climbed up and he got down the pannadol. And the pannadol must have been a bit open. And he's got into the pannadol.
And then the pannadol splashed on here somehow. Oh my God. Okay. All right.
So this is not good. Joe. To be honest, this is a friction. Like if we're co-parenting, the friction is that he goes to your place and just can run an absolute muck and then he tries to pull the shit out.
And then he's back at our place and we're just having none of it. I mean, who does he want to go away with? It's only the one that's in the station. It's definitely the station.
Sorry, sorry. Joey's grandparent's live in Byron Bay. We were able to go out to Byron, get good coffee from the Brewster of the Bookshop. I'll take him on a run.
Sometimes see Chris Hemsworth. Don't we, George? We do. We have a great day.
What do you guys do? What do you all the days with Joey? Joey's busy learning about valence electrons. Yeah.
Just love it. Back in buzz keel. Seriously. Um, uh, we're, we're going to take, uh, go into New Zealand.
We're going to Queensland. Hey, hey, Joey. Have you seen this little app? It's called All Trails.
That was actually fun. Imagine how darled in Joey would be with all his apps. Like we've spent so much time finding all the right apps and he can just inherit all of them. What a lie.
Yeah. He's starting an outdoors kid for us. He makes fires. He, uh, you know, hunts, gathers.
That sort of thing. He doesn't need electronics. Joey's going to be a little bit. I mean, I don't believe it because Tommy, I can imagine Tommy getting around screen time with Joey.
But we don't allow it in our house. But on the, um, on the curriculum stuff, so there's, yeah, poetry, writing. I think a language, uh, language, not really self-expression. Okay.
So, right. So we would have basically, um, uh, no, but I also think, um, listening skills. What else? What else do you want to teach them?
Um, yeah, listening is good. Um, I think it'd be great getting him around dancing and music. Just ask how we know each other. So, Tommy and I were married now, George, his husband and 97.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. What have we made? Um, we made on that flight back from, um, Toronto's right. Yeah, Toronto.
No, I was having a fling with Dil. So, man, we're just, we're talking shit. I'm sure we've explained this on a fling of other episodes. Lara, that's, that's definitely some Seneca.
Um, some, uh, I mean, Techo, you haven't done the obvious one, but meditation. I feel like you should be there after, on the beach, on the beach up in Byron. What about RE? Would you get, uh, mum teaching a bit of Catholicism?
Uh, as in my mother, my, my mother. Yes. Yeah. No, just clarifying.
Um, mum. But, actually, you went to Bible colleges as well. So, it's like, could they? Uh, yeah, I mean, yeah, definitely.
Hey, Pounds, can I push, uh, Portuguese, that's epic. Mate. Yeah, great. I love the child.
Fuck yeah. Yeah, definitely. Definitely. I'm writing a couple of languages.
English, Spanish, uh, I heard today that, I heard today that, um, people who practice a religion, so not the doctor and of it, but just daily practice of it, uh, happier than those who don't. It's interesting. Yeah, I'd like to do a thing on world religions in general for Joey. Um, just, I think that every year he could read one sort of religious text.
Yeah, interesting. What about getting, what about getting in the carafe? Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry. What age can he try marijuana, George? Uh, 16. Okay.
Yeah, for 16. Okay. Is this right? Are you getting it for him or where's he getting it from?
I was freezing on your coffee. Oh, thank you. This is great. Cheers, everyone.
Oh, yum. Um, and so, uh, a couple of languages says Olivia, uh, he's 11, almost 12. Yeah, I mean, the thing is that it's a lot easier to do this shit when they're young by the time you're 18. No offense, Olivia, but you've got, I was no capacity to learn.
You should, I was fluent in Italian by the time I went to Year seven. I'm not even joking. And I forgot. Really?
What? Really? Maybe how the other day we asked you, is there something you'd like to tell us that nobody really knows? I forgot about that.
That's good. That isn't actually something. I can't even write to the whole, um, that course that fucking FBI uses. I've forgotten at all.
Yeah. Yeah. I'm not even joking. I'm not joking.
I'm not joking. I thought FBI uses have forgotten at all. Really? Yes.
Because the, um, the school I went to, Lutheran primary school was half... it was bilingual. It was half Italian, half English and the whole, it's over half a day the teachers would only explain Italian. Not even a word, but English.
Wow it says OMG George, I can speak Italian too. Aw it is, this becomes some sort of weird brain. I went to it too. I actually wasn't crying anymore.
George is there one You got that little dirty Sanchez of yours? Yeah. That's dusting underneath your nose. Oh no, that's not top.
in a language? I did French in primary school and then what till you in nine in high school? But I went to New Caledonia for it. That was our French excursion.
But I'm hopeless. I can't remember anything. So that is Spanish Mason? Sorry.
Does Grace ever call you 97? Is it all just Mason? No, it's not really 97. Yeah, she's not here to fuck around.
Full name only. Full name. Passport number please. No, on the passport.