682: We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Luigi

Brian and Jason kick things off with a look at why Gen Z grads are getting fired just months after landing jobs and a curiously viral declassified CIA sabotage guide. Speaking of sabotage, U.S. students are struggling with their lowest reading scores in decades, raising questions about the future workforce. Meanwhile, Google Maps’ controversial renaming of the Gulf of Mexico to “Gulf of America” for U.S. users has sparked some amusing geopolitical tit-for-tats. In the AI wars, OpenAI is fuming over claims that DeepSeek trained its models using OpenAI’s own stolen data—ironic, given OpenAI’s history of scraping the internet. As if that weren’t enough, California’s Attorney General warns AI companies that nearly everything they’re doing might be illegal, while the Copyright Office suggests AI copyright issues were settled way back in 1965. Oh, and OpenAI is now in the nuclear weapons game. What could possibly go wrong?In tech and business news, CVS is making customers jump through app hoops to unlock cabinets, Uber claims it’s the victim of an elaborate fake crash scheme, and Tesla promises a robotaxi business and humanoid robots in 2025—though Musk admits current Teslas will need new hardware to achieve full self-driving. Whole Foods workers have formed their first union since Amazon took over, and MoviePass is considering a pivot to crypto, because of course it is. Meanwhile, Elon Musk’s ventures keep making headlines, and Waymo’s driverless taxis are facing vandalism in Southern California. Law enforcement in California is also in hot water, having misused state databases over 7,000 times last year.For media lovers, Star Trek: Section 31 is on the horizon, while The Expanse‘s first three seasons are vanishing from Amazon soon. Behind the Music is back, and Ladies & Gentlemen… 50 Years of SNL Music offers a deep dive into the show’s musical legacy. On the gaming front, classic titles like Spaceship Warlock and The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy are getting attention alongside newly accessible archives of 1,500 classic gaming magazines. The Night Agent Season 2 is here and it sucks, and Amazon is hiking the price of its Music Unlimited subscriptions. Finally, the episode wraps with a nod to Marianne Faithfull’s passing and China’s new “magic beans” shaking up American markets—because, in this chaotic world, even the beans are making headlines because AI wrote this terrible summary.Sponsors:Factor - Get started at FactorMeals.com/grumpy50off and use code grumpy50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Private Internet Access - Go to GOG.Show/vpn and sign up today. For a limited time only, you can get OUR favorite VPN for as little as $2.03 a month.SetApp - With a single monthly subscription you get 240+ apps for your Mac. 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Office of Strategic ServicesU.S. Students Post Lowest Reading Scores in DecadesIN THE NEWSGoogle Maps will rename Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America, but only for US usersGoogle Maps Adopted ‘Gulf of America’ Name, and Now Mexico Has Some SuggestionsDavid Sacks claims there's 'substantial evidence' that DeepSeek used OpenAI's models to train its ownOpenAI Furious DeepSeek Might Have Stolen All the Data OpenAI Stole From UsOpenAI suddenly thinks intellectual property theft is not cool, actually, amid DeepSeek’s riseExposed DeepSeek Database Revealed Chat Prompts and Internal DataThe Knives Are Coming Out for DeepSeek AICalifornia’s AG Tells AI Companies Practically Everything They’re Doing Might Be IllegalCopyright Office suggests AI copyright debate was settled in 1965OpenAI will offer its tech to US national labs for nuclear weapons researchHow one YouTuber is trying to poison the AI bots stealing her content'Everything I Say Leaks,' Zuckerberg Says in Leaked Meeting AudioMoviePass might pivot to cryptoWhole Foods workers form first union since Amazon acquisitionCVS tries to juice app signups with cabinet unlocking featureUber Claims It’s the Victim of an Elaborate Fake Car Crash SchemeTesla says it will begin robotaxi business and Optimus "pilot" production in 2025Elon Musk admits Teslas will need new hardware for FSDVandals in Southern California attack Waymo driverless taxiCalifornia Law Enforcement Misused State Databases More Than 7,000 Times in 2023MEDIA CANDYStar Trek: Section 31The Expanse‘s First 3 Seasons Are Leaving Amazon Very SoonAfter MidnightBehind the MusicLadies & Gentlemen... 50 Years of SNL MusicFRONT 242 - The Final Show Live at AB - Ancienne BelgiquePanic - The SmithsAmazon hikes prices for its Music Unlimited subscriptionsThe Night Agent Season 2APPS & DOODADSiOS 18.3 is here, with clearly labeled Apple Intelligence notification summariesStimulation ClickerPOTUS TrackerX’s payments app will be available later this yearGoogle's 'Ask for Me' feature calls businesses on your behalf to inquire about services, pricingAT THE LIBRARYNot Till We Are Lost (Bobiverse Book 5) by Dennis E. TaylorThe Myth of Normal: Trauma, Illness, and Healing in a Toxic Culture by Gabor Maté & Daniel MatéTHE DARK SIDE WITH DAVEDave BittnerThe CyberWireHacking HumansCaveatControl LoopOnly Malware in the BuildingStar Wars: The Acolyte Was the Second Most Watched Show on Disney+ Last YearGravity FallsVGHF opens free online access to 1,500 classic game mags, 30K historic filesSpaceship WarlockBad Day on the MidwayThe Lost Dutchman’s Gold (1979)ZyllBushidoThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (video game)Star Wars: TIE FighterBladerunner 2049 AuctionThere's a Horse In The Hospital | John Mulaney | Netflix Is A JokeBeppo - SNLCLOSING SHOUT-OUTSChina’s new and cheaper magic beans shock America’s unprepared magic bean salesmenMarianne Faithfull, English Singer, Dead at 78See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.