69: The Election Special Episode You Never Knew You Needed

This is the election coverage that you've all been waiting for, provided that you've been waiting to hear about an abortion cyborg, and a list of things that will terrify a frog's damsel. And an interview with Moses and his band, and Diana Ross's breakout hit, "Celery in my Butthole." We know the election in the real world is upsetting and we just can't wait until it's all over. And we solemnly swear that THIS election special will not remind you even remotely of the actual election. Well, not unless you're triggered by wrinkled overpants, an interview with Uncle Weirdo, or an eagle that can tie ropes around things using only its balls. If that's the case, can we interest you in a weasel with a bar code on its swoozle? Share this with all your friends who are tired of reality.