7. Chains (with Panda!)

Is this the most racist episode of Adventures in Odyssey? Well, we don’t really know, but it was bad enough that we had to bring on a special guest (Panda!) to help us discuss CHAINS. Whit stalks and kidnaps a pair of children after he demolishes their home for his own financial gain, Mary says a bunch things that get her shipped off to Cancelvania, and we learn that the Adventures in Odyssey writers have apparently never met a person of color. Discussion topics include: -9/11 -Catholics are weird -Going to church after a sleepover -The Edwin Blackgaard of substitute teachers -Ruth’s incredible blowjobs -Sucking toes vs. sucking dick -Pigeon’s cream dream -Mission trip madness -Light-up pocket protectors