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Aug 30, 2022 1 min

#7: mad santa

from The ITunix Show Hosted by Sebastian Korotkiewicz

A long time ago, Santa was getting ready to depart, but from the very beginning something didn't work out. First it turned out that his gift order got all mixed up, the best elves were on layoff and the only elf left couldn't make it in time and didn't quite manage to make the toys. Fearing that he won't make it, Santa went to the stable, and it turned out that someone didn't close the back door, all the reindeer ran away and are wandering around nowhere. Nervous Santa went to the kitchen to drink whiskey and a cup of coffee, it turned out that there was no alcohol, because his scatterbrained and having problems with self-control elf drank everything, to calm his nerves he decided to make himself a cup of coffee, he thought that nothing would improve his mood like a sip of warm coffee when he wanted to taste this delicious nectar suddenly the phone rang, It was Santa's wife, who told him that his mother-in-law was coming for the weekend, Santa, in a state of shock, dropped the cup, coffee and coffee shards dirtied the floor, he went to get a broom to sweep up and clean everything, but it turned out that the hair from the brush had been eaten by mice and then when Santa was at his most pissed off someone knocked on the door Santa opened the door and there was an angel holding a Christmas tree. Angel: Merry Christmas Santa, look what a nice Christmas tree I found, where should I put it? Santa: A in the a$$! And that's how the tradition of the angel on the top of the Christmas tree was created.

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