72: Eat Stuffing with a Slingshot Under the Thanksgiving Tree

Gather around the fire by yourself, which isn't easy to do, and listen to the Super Pee Pee Time THANKSGIVING SPECIAL! You'll meet Grandma, whose teeth are made of other people's dreams. And there's Grandpa, who sometimes falls out of the car (and off of Skype entirely) while driving. They'll take a road trip to their daughter's house for the holiday, where you'll meet her kids, who probably weigh as much as a barrel of something by now! And they'll tell the story of the very first Thanksgiving, they'll go around the table and say what they're thankful for, and we can all reminisce about the first time a yeti ripped a boy in half. ENJOY! And you know what would make US as thankful as seven or eight really thankful people? If you would go over to iTunes and leave us a nice review. It helps get us out there in front of other weirdos like yourself.