73-Herp tongue

Well we made it back for #73 puffers!! Again another AMAZING #pufferpost First time listener writes in how she found us on Tiktok! Her story was amazing and scary all in one! It truly is a good listen- drunk girls go to a party, turned out to be a sausage fest- moral of this story is to always have a Mama Bear in your crew- she WILL protect you. Thank you Amanda~you have lucky friends! Tonya begins the eve with a tale with a goodie- this fella thought it would be a good idea to take drugs with him to his clinic pain management appointment then tried to bribe the medical assistant with weed to keep his cocaine filled piss quiet from the cops-well he got busted anyway;) Annette gave us a good chuckle- she tells a tale of a crook who tried to rob a hot dog stand-well it turns out karma had a plan for this man- he did manage to get some mula and then took off, putting the gun in his pocket as he took off- and the gun unloaded twice right through his penis and thigh. Weiner for a weiner! Well played Karma, well played Tonya ends her night with a spooky tale of a Royal kind-2 young princes, enjoying their lives after their father past away. They had been imprisoned in a tower to prevent either of them from taking the throne as heirs. Due to the new price being 12 years old he had to have a Regent-(adult supervisor) who happened to be his uncle. As it turns out- the boys were never seen again- and the uncle took the thrown.. dirty muggers Thanks Aunt K for reading- your the only one;) Annette ends the night with a story about a guy from Pennsylvania that got hammered in Florida at a local bar- he was arrested after dry humping a statue of a manatee, then ran off and was throwing alligator nuggies at people as he ran off! All the while he was cursing and yelling at people- yeah he got arrested folks;) As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!