73: The Taller You Are, The Less Height You Don't Have

The holiday season has begun! Well, a little bit. There's a little Christmas in this episode, just like there's a little Christmas inside each and every one of us. It's in your leg. No, no, don't look at it. And don't make any sudden moves. It bites. VLADIMIR & VALERY: Our Russian advice jockeys are back with some wisdom on how to deal with your finances. There might be a zamboni salad in there. You might be advised to transfer your wealth into a walnut. You might even learn how sitting on an open rock is really just falling into a hole. And more! IRISH BASKETBALL: These two Irish lads may not know much about basketball, but they know about Charmpagne (champagne with an arm in it), inventing the "piece of camel" and trying to look like you're not having apples. HALLMARK CHRISTMAS MIRACLE: Starkey and Philly are playing in the snow, but Philly suddenly hates Christmas. I'm sure it's for a great reason. He also hates cows, lemons, boredom, and Steven. He wishes Christmas was a nozzle. After that, it gets pretty strange.