#73 Turbo Tavern IV - Part One

Thank you very much for tuning in to Turbo Tabbos Sports Radio, issue number 73, this is Turbo Tabbin 4, in these Turbo Tabbin editions, Brink some beer, give me a little review, get a little pistol on the way. So enjoy part one of Turbo Tabbin 4. Well I'm going to tell you what's up to the radio episode of the 73, Turbo Tabbin number 4, I mean I'm going for a while haven't you? I am, yeah, this is a boomerang thing, I don't quite know.

But this time it's surprisingly, it's surprisingly, how do you cope Joe? I mean it's been difficult, obviously I've lost quite a lot of staff, people have been moving around. The Japanese now. It's only me.

I've lost myself well, I've found myself again now, I'm back on it with a boomerang, I'm back in the business, there's a lot of huts, they're warming there, I want my sari nuts on me, but you're not on there, how warm is that? Nice, good temperature isn't it? It doesn't burn, it starts to burn, but it doesn't burn straight away. Don't keep going, don't keep going, it's too long, we'll be all very well.

It's sticky as well, don't worry about that. You see my KP nut display, nearly at the women's tits there, right? Yeah, it's nice. A couple more packs of them.

I'm not supposed to burn them. You're probably nearly at the tits now mate. So yeah, business is booming, if anything. Yeah, it looks good in here, you know, there's nothing on the jubbox right now, we can...

Well we're talking, isn't it? Yeah, exactly. Don't tell them that. Oh, sorry, shut up.

No, don't smoke any mate, no, no obviously. No, I see it, I see it, I see it. Yeah, so I'm happy with it mate, I'm happy with it. Good, well, ladies and gentlemen, if you haven't listened to it until we've had before, what are you doing?

Well, that's what you're talking about, welcome. Come in, come in, family friend, leave it yourself down. But if you have, you know the score, Matt, the landlord is going to set us out a nice little menu of beers, which you think about a different name of it, I mean, I do like the word menu, but like, you can come into a pub, it's at least a menu of beers, I mean, I would like it, but if you're talking to the old boys in the pub drinking a stellar, having those, you know, KP nuts, bag of monster munch, just after work, or maybe lunch time, is menu, is the word that's going to work for you. I mean if we're only drinking the one thing in here, he's probably not bouncing around.

He's just drinking the line. Yeah, I know, it's difficult. He needs to know what that list would be. I curate the beer, that's what I curate it.

There you go, yeah. I don't know what you'd call that actual list, like you rated. Right, let us know. You know, can you let us go?

I'm in the competition time. What can I win this time? What's on the competition this time? The empty cans again, it's going to scrap books.

Yeah, and also I'll send them the mastic that they can stick them to the sealers, but I ain't given them the gun that goes with it. Yeah, that's the thing. I mean they're quite expensive mate. I can get some real cheap mastic probably about a quid.

Yeah, I'll give them that. Yeah, but I've got your gun. If you haven't just squeeze it out in a fucking tub. Oh yeah, I mean you could just shove something in the back of it and put your thumb in it.

Yeah, I think we'll wipe out here before. Yeah. So mate, yeah. Crack on then.

So I'm going to take a 10-4 over to our landlord, Matt. I'm not sure if this is the one, but it seems pretty fucking similar. This is, I'm pretty sure this was a, I might have got a piece of my voice on now if I'm honest with you. We've got the Lucy Keptian, it's a Northern Monk, Kolo, CoLab, it's a coconut and Kiwi sour.

So it might have been coconut and kiwi that I am not coconut and I might have been misremembered. But anyway, we'd pull this out for you first. If it is, there you go. We get that down to the start.

So it's a colour to it, isn't it? That's like some Baraka. You know, you want a good day, you know. That's got a colour to it.

I don't think it is why, I think it's why I'm pretty sure why I'm a pretty lightened creamy, but this has got a bit of a whole because she is colour to it. Yeah, I know, it gets hulks just me. No, it gets hulks just, aren't it? If someone told you that you might not have gone a bit of hulks just to get some hulks or hulks.

That's how you're going to get a bit of hulks just and you'll be used hulks as a hulks. You can, but it's 50-50, don't you? You have to take quite a lot of the gizdos to get more hulks. And also, who's like propositioning you here?

Where have you found yourself where someone boy has said, you see this mate? This is hulks, this is hulks. I mean, you've got to believe that already. The thing he's holding is hulks just.

And then at that point he says, well, you know what mate, if you have someone else, you turn into a hulks. You've got Aaron's email, I reckon, and the master of evil, trying to get some new master of evil in there. He's got older summing, isn't it hulks? Isn't it hulks?

And they send you, bring you up opposition. Do you want to be as strong as a hulk? And this is how you do it. That was nice, that was nice.

Again, kiwi, I think. It's light in it. Yeah, very light. Kiwi's definitely there for you.

And to be fair mate, a kiwi gets a bad rap. The only problem with a kiwi, you know, when you're growing up, you get given a spoon and you're lunch-bought. Then it's a bit shit in it. Like when you're older, you can cut a kiwi up and do whatever you want with it.

Do not either see it, I could fucking do it with the skin. No, I would. Yeah, mate. I don't think I'd eat the skin, but you didn't.

That weren't how it was presented to you, was it? Nah, no. No. You got it like a fucking egg.

Yeah, because that's my grandma's husband's, he used to be married. He used to be kiwis and he'd just eat the fucking like, skis chomping on wearing a kiwi. And I was like, fucking, well, no way. But yeah, if I ever got a kiwi with my mum or something, I'd be like spooning it out.

So he'd be like, I don't think he was mad. Yeah, well, I'm not the biggest man of a peach, because I don't like the hairy side of it. And not into that. I ain't saying the same thing about kiwi though.

I actually do. There's something ruffling. It's like a man's man. Yeah, exactly.

It's something nice about it. And honestly, when you open up a kiwi, like an egg, you know, putting soldiers in it, sometimes you get a big white core. You know, like a big white core, you know, like a big white core and you want. And then now you're like, you know, you're right.

You ain't got a dexterity. You ain't really kind of like, you've got to navigate that white core, if you will. What you doing with that, mate? You're just going to give up.

Then you probably, but that's probably the years you want to decide, you know what? Look around. I'm having it. I'm sticking and holding my mouth.

And then you're in. Yeah, just, yeah, if anyone's eating kiwis, not like ever fucking egg style, still, get over yourself mate. Fucking chop that fucking stuff. Why you fucking rip the top off mate?

That's it. It's like the old campaign cabry's cream egg. They should eat one of those for kiwi, shouldn't they? Yeah.

How do you eat yours? Well, I fucking have it. Take it. Well, I think obviously, if you've never seen it, because I guess like my fucking stick around, or whatever you fucking call my granddad, like if you've never seen a kiwi before, and the first time he saw it, when he was in a fucking war, whatever, whatever he come from, you'd eat it like a fucking apple, wouldn't you?

Why wouldn't you? I mean, I'd say fucking eat it. I don't understand why people went to a fucking apple, you fucking peeling it. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I've never seen a banana ever since I've ever been on it.

Again, it is edible, but I'm not like, that's not as enjoyable as eating a fucking kiwi. Look, I mean, a kiwi's pretty thin, even though it's like furries. Thin. They're in there.

You can, you know, you might get stuck in your teeth mate. No, I like that texture. Do you lick it first? You're one long.

I lick all the hair off it so it's completely smooth, but then I just eat the skin. Sandpapering, rough, and fucking lovely. Lovely, lovely. Yeah, I like that.

Yeah, enough I keep. No, I just want more questions. No, we're talking about soldiers. No, I've been looking at it.

You know, some people are going to do it like that, at least stick it in an egg cup. Oh yeah, yeah. If somebody did that for a breakfast mate and put it in an egg cup, actually I'd probably look at it so I'd be funny, but what would the soldier be? What, have you had a kiwi in an egg cup?

What's the answer? Yeah, you're actually, I ain't saying bread soldiers, and saying if you could have a soldier, mate, what soldier you're sticking in there? We said, I've seen that a thing to a kiwi. They've got a mushy, mate, you've got a mushy, I'm just saying.

Like, you get a bit of celery in there. You've got a mushy a little bit first. Yeah, I mean, it's got to be something they've got a bit of fucking weight to it. I was thinking, I've got to talk about soldiers to go with your fucking kiwi egg.

You know, any of those mango fingers or those pineapple fingers? Yes. No, the watermelon fingers. I mean, a kiwi's only looking like an egg.

It's not taking, you know, you say like mashing it, oh, mate, it's not replacing the egg in the sense of dipping something in it, is it? So maybe just go for the... Well, in my, in my, in my voice, So if you go for the female, say I've got kiwi's egg and maybe I've seen fucking pineapple as a soldier, is that a bit of mango fingers? Yes, it's still looking like a soldier.

It's still looking like a soldier. It's still looking like a soldier. Put butter on it. Obviously, you're fucking toasty.

Toasty. You're the kiwi. And toasty, the mango, say that. Pineapple is quite nice though.

Obviously, you're going to fucking... Oh, yeah. I'm going to do that a bit. You're going to be a bit kara.

I'm going to be a ball of kiwi. I'll be a little bit fat. You're going to be a little bit of it. What?

I'm going to be a kiwi and warm mango song. Put butter on. Anyway, yeah. I mean, I can...

Personally, I could drink all day. It's not like the one I had. It's not the one I had. It's not the one I had.

I'll find that one, though. So, what does this want to get made? Because I'm really liking this. You could have this all day.

This is a... It's from an all-of-a-month patron, so it's a colab, but it's a colab with Lucy Ketchum. I think Lucy Ketchum's obviously the artist is Drew Lah. Oh, so she's got some lady reading a book chilling out with her socks on the cat next to her.

I like that work. Again, get your scrapbook out. You've got to have the four. You've got to collect your...

We would sell the scrapbook if we could be bobber two, so just find an old, like, you know, a maths book or something. You might have something old maths stuff. And there's probably about half the page. We might have to have some of them coming and shit in the front, but not going to actually inside them.

So there's plenty of space to peel this off and stick it in. It's a piece of paper. It's an easy peeler as well, look at that. Oh, it's an easy peeler.

It's got a little arrow and everything. I mean, that is an easy peeler. And it's got ingredients and stuff underneath it. More artwork.

It's just me. How was that for a trickle, yeah. What's got tits out of that one? Oh, yeah.

It's artistic, though. It's not like... Okay, it's not English. Well, there's tits next to a cactus.

So, you know, it's nice to be male form, but tits in the cactus. If you know the combination of... You know, if you've worked in the art world, you know that's acceptable. That's very acceptable.

Well, there's a bit of it. Lucy is an illustrator and textural artist living in Leeds. Leeds! With a love of colour and craft, she works with paper and fabric to create her artwork.

Fair enough. It's pretty fucking good artwork, if you think of it. Oh, yeah, I like it. Using a range of bold colours and cut paper shapes, Lucy creates that illustrations as much by hand as possible.

Working with my hands enables me to be more loose and free with my designs. And feels like a more personal approach to illustrating. Wait, I mean, she sounds like a little accent. Yeah, I mean, I would change that.

You know, she said more loose and free. She could have kind of made more loosey. She could have... More loosey and free.

Yeah, so... It's a mystery, I mean, obviously, you know, I don't know if the book had really... Yeah, it's the way I wanted to go. Maybe she couldn't find it either.

Yeah, tricky. So, I'll also run down, mate, then. So, what size is what? 440 can...

440 can. It's 6.5, isn't it? That doesn't... It's like a 3.6 or something.

You'd be like... So, be cautious, because you could get found out by that. Go easy. That's what it's called.

Go easy. It's pretty fucking... I like that. Well, you should go easy on that, because it's clean.

Have a few of them enjoy it. And to be fair, mate, not only some of them, some of them say. Yeah, that's bloody... But then again, if you're just sitting down watching the telly, you want some easier drink, get all the old...

What's your actual name again, mate? Go easy. I think it's just go easy. I think it's cool.

Yeah, go easy. Go easy. Go easy. Go on the month patrons.

Go on the month website. Oh, he's got a lot of money going on. They've got all the stuff on there. It's a good one.

That's pretty good. It's a nice selection. That was a lovely one. Give him a look.

Yeah. Really enjoyable, mate. I'm quite impressed with that bit. Yeah.

Refined. Exactly what it says in the tin. Ron See-le-prove. Ron See-le-le-ren, yeah.

Ron See-le-le-ren. Ron See-le-le-ren, yeah. Ron See-le-le-ren, yeah. Ron See-le-le-ren, yeah.

Ron See-le-le-le-ren, yeah. Ron See-le-le-ren, yeah. Ron See-le-le-ren, yeah. Right.

What does that originate from then? Gorse. I'm going to get a gamble on it. No, no.

I've got a gamble on it. Yeah. No. Where's Gorse?

Gorse. Gorse. Yeah. Back it.

Yes. German. Sure. Yeah.

I'm not joking. It's not a joke. Listen, it's like it's like it's like it's probably the rest from it's from there. But what I've got to you now, this is from Playbrew.

I'm not saying they're German. I'm just saying the word, Gorse, comes from Germany. It's potentially it doesn't and a gamble might have. I could be lying about everything here.

But what you've got here for you now is a baby blue and that's a blueberry gorse with honey berry and vanilla. You've had honey berry before? No. I bet I taste like honey, mate.

I'm hoping it does now because I've got this flavour in my mouth. I'm ready for it. Listen to this on this. See what you can do.

A little bit of it, Jeff, people. You get that one pulled out? Oh, that's a darker colour than it. That's the berries coming out of that one.

Not smelling a great deal, mate. No. That is fragrant as the old go easy. It smells pleasant, but it's not like a sweet little in it.

It's more of a milder. One before is a key we kicked to it. That's a good gulp then. That's off then at the end.

That takes on a nice little up and down journey. That's an adventure there, isn't it? That's a lot. Is that the different berries we pick up there?

Is that the honey berry? Maybe the honey? Yeah, because we know we have a honey yogurt. We can't eat yogurt.

That's the honey. That's the honey. It goes up and flattens you off with the yogurt. It's that.

That's a vanilla. That's what it is. It's not like a... They're not yogurt.

You think it's healthy as well. Have a whole... What are you doing there? A whole honey, like a whole one to yourself.

It's a yogurt, it's natural yogurt and honey. Natural honey. There's nothing bad in it. What are the sugars like on that?

You said a piece of bread. You know you've done all that to be. Yeah, fuck off. I'm helping a piece of anything.

You've done all of it. You're fucking honey. I'm eating a piece of it. I share it with a piece.

I'd share it with a piece. I'd share it with a piece. I'd share it with a piece. If you need it.

I'd be an idiot the other day. He was having trouble. Give me a little bit of sugar water. He was running away.

Dig it. Yeah, you've got to fucking look out with them bad boys. See that turbo-tapping. Saving a piece.

Saving a piece. Saving a piece. I don't know if they're falling asleep. Yeah, they have my chillies, don't they?

I need them to fucking pollinate the chillies. I'm not that bad boys. And everything else they do. Yeah, they do a lot.

Yeah, they do a lot. They do a lot of good for me. They do a lot of good for me. Yeah, what are you bringing to the world?

Turbo-tapping. They tell me when I say they don't do a day. Yeah, yeah. Fucking non-use boys.

Yeah, because he's busy. Yeah, because he's quite happy. I was pleased that he was listening. Yeah, I was pleased.

He was listening. Right, let's have another go open that. I quite like that one. It reminds me.

Don't you say about the honey yogurt, but it's something else in there. It's teasing me. I can't put my finger on it. Yeah, there's more of like a shit.

I'm just like a little bit of a shit. I'm just like a little bit of a shit. Yeah, there's more of a citrus kind of slice that goes right through everything. There's something that kind of...

Something that's holding everything together. It might be the blueberry. It doesn't feel like it's, it's not going to have blueberry taste. It might just be the sweetness.

It might just be that sweetness. It's just cutting through it and it just keeps it level. Yeah. It's not a sower.

And I guess that's where you get the gourth from. It's more fruity than it is sour, I guess, didn't it? Yeah. I prefer you have a sower.

Yeah. I prefer you all the same. You like it. Yeah.

I'm just like, it's like, I'm like a, I'm just like, a little bit of your tea. Yeah. from it's more fruity than it is sour I guess isn't it? Yeah which you know for me I prefer the other side not obviously you all the same as right you like to come to come you know that's what you want but then I mean like late on lawn this make 440 can 440 can again you're gonna guess the ABV I think it can be surprising I think we're hiring up I think I think it's gonna be six plus or something yeah you're right you're right there what we're saying 7.2 yeah I didn't think it'd be 7.2 yeah and kick your game because that means you do drink in quick succession no because I would say you know if I didn't have a little bit of an ounce about me mate probably so that's a 4.5 you know like five at best but yeah I was not expecting the 7.2 so yeah so this one is saying reminiscent of your favorite retro frozen icy slushy drink this one's a throwback woof it down and don't worry about turning your tongue blue so you reckon that tastes like a fucking slash poppy checking that's the red one you can't be blue yeah I know but they can't they can't be having a red you guess it's like a red drink in it mate or what you know cause the red and blue you can't I know what I know what that reminds me of and that does remind me you know I tell you that tiny rebel did that slush poppy yes that they did one they did the slush puffer one but they also did a ice cream solar one I think it was a cherry ice cream solar and that is pretty soon that's quite that sweetness and that's sort of nice and that vanilla is really nice creamy taste and that's what the taste is I knew I recognized it and that's pretty similar to that again you can drink a lot of them and again you know we read the description there and it is doing exactly which isn't it and I mean that gets a one seal of approval as well that goes on the wrong seal one seal list runs up with any so who's making this again mate this is this is play blue coat and I've not I've not had a lot seen a lot from play-bru so you might have a lot going on that's any way but I'm just in personally I haven't seen a lot from you and I've looked so this and I thought it's quite cheeky I'll give it a go out of it so yeah baby blue check it out yeah nice nice can peelable put it in scrapbook blue you know blue can with a nice kind of yeah baby blue font you know just it just works on it good gimmick easy yeah we like it does it's a special edition so oh well don't sleep on it yeah don't sleep on it getting there quick but yeah give it a go yeah enjoy that one again very nice yeah well we're finishing that one off talk on yourself this is in your pub listen to us listen to us you have a conversation over there I we are recording the background shut shut up man doing a pull cart over you have a smell on that that's honey though yeah there's definitely honey in that has a honey berry's mate I'm gonna get some honey berry's you're the gross money babies what should we take with now I'm always in my next up I'm gonna give you this glass but do what you live on it that's all I'm gonna say yeah yeah yeah that's I mean that's a terrible time away mate yeah there is a nice tiny rebel glass don't you wrong if someone said to you like it's a capsule in it is a nice glass yeah this really nice tiny rebel like comic book style like real nice but just be careful because you can you lip off a bit danger that everything can it ever tell me that's all I can say well it's just yeah dangerous place to be but that's all they make next up if any of our listeners are vegan out there I've got a milk vegan milkshake IPA for you so in a military conference everybody not everyone's have a drink and some people are vegan these days yeah is a way to go so brought in a vegan and it's a milkshake as well so you know vegan milkshake if you can't have an actual milkshake how would be a safe fucking thing in it well yeah and you want you want the vegans to get juiced up as well yeah you don't want to be happy you don't want people not to be you know like restricting people if someone is vegan or they just don't like a certain thing well here's a beer for you there's always there's always a beer we always say there's always a beer for you no matter who you are where you're from anything and I'm going to semantics about it just always a beer for you there's plenty of reasons why there might not be a beer for you but there's always a beer for you anyway this is a from the seven brothers this one it's called seven brothers don't milk it 5.7 so not it's like a sort of standard now we are a milkshake IPA get this open try not to fucking spill it away this time can you hear that listeners well it does not look a milkshake man put it out there right away yeah it does not see it's so strange I'll some some of them you know you'll get that heavy heavy heavy scent yeah and some it's all about the flavour in the drink it's not the wrong yeah yeah but that is is there what am I getting there as well that's is an outside smell yeah I'm jumping my oh what the thing about it though me that's still taking you to I'm still like saying I'm a I'm an IPA sort of deal yeah I'm still saying I'm a legit beer don't get fooled obviously I've got a little bit of flavour in me a little touch of milkshake in it but that is a that's still an IPA you know I mean that is a silica it's like the flavour the IP it's like I don't know it's like lighter there's something there just lifting it up when I'm yeah yeah well it's almost got it quite a fizzy quite a fizzy head to it it's got a little bit of a lively like we hit almost looks like a lager don't it well hmm but that I mean that's nice mmm it's interesting I wouldn't say necessarily smell matches and now I've been drinking it I'm not sure if I can even get that smell yeah I mean like now I've been drinking it the smell's gone it's all in my eat I think there's something on the minute there's something on the note let's see if it's ever eat me that's what he's saying so get a shake on and immerse yourself in this vegan milkshake IPA sweet and full-body with a touch of vanilla to make that milkshake flavour maybe to vanilla that again not vanilla today I mean double vanilla so far yeah that's all it's saying on there since seven brothers brewing beer that's right each of us look at things a little differently but one thing is all agree on is brewing great tasting beer well do you know the origin story of seven brothers no no no I'm just they were saying we all got a different you know do you reckon it's actually seven brothers it's seven mates boys it's your boys and they've just made seven kind of like avatars to kind of like describe what beers people like I know I know they did do them they did have I think it was their birthday recently so they did seven special brew beers sevens like oh I could they did a stuff and they did like a sour I think it's not saying my being part of it and they do some stalls and that they did like they did seven different beers they might be seven old boys but what's used to say what family is anymore maybe they are mates but you know they're brothers that's what their family is yeah yeah it might be seven I mean sevens a lot of people to go into fucking business with them I guess yeah it's too many people yeah five point seven mate nice can nice can I mean the problem with this is not to be you know put down on it because I'm really enjoying a flavor of beer but saying it's like milkshake milkshake selling it's a milkshake I ain't too sure that's the right thing to sell it as yeah because that's all I'm saying that's all I'm saying it's a nice beer but you know this go and check out some brothers don't milk it just do go you'll see it right now don't worry about it you know I mean you can easily do it but it's it's got like just dripping kind of vanilla strawberry chocolate like artwork yeah so it's all it's saying to you is that's milkshake yeah and I'm saying it's more than I'm saying it's more than I'd say with a hint of something sweetness to it yeah yeah I think it's yeah I think it's that sweet that sweet vanilla but it's not a bit subtle in it so you get the IPA flavors but that vanilla be sort of essence in the back sort of lifts it so it's not quite as it's hard to wear I'm thinking I'm an IP sometimes it can be quite heavy oh yeah this sort of this does lift up a bit like I know you are right it's not like I've had I've had I've had a little say I've paid in the past and we've also I've created the past yeah and we've all said I was an ice cream stout and they all they are also got that creaminess behind him and I think that's what you're saying this hasn't got that creaminess to it but I like it more it's kind of because the whole beer landscape like you're saying when you go down the milkshake or fucking ice cream route you're expecting something we didn't get what we're expecting and you know that's a nice way but I would just if you get that beer don't expect it to be like this this milkshake you expect it to be a nice clean IPA that you like IPA you can like that yeah don't worry about the milkshake side of things that's just a little side gimmick flavor nothing to you know how it should be done I think so subtlety I mean it's got the lactose in it I mean they're putting the lactose in it that's what they're doing so that's giving it that but again that lactose is giving it that that that sweetness that make like a slightly thicker mouthy and we'd get with a normal IPA isn't it oh yeah oh yeah it's there and that's what it's adding to it but like you're saying if you want a lovely IPA you went in the pub and you saw that fucking don't milk it on a fucking on the top you'd be like that's a nice you can sit down that and you can enjoy that yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah nice and to be fair if you're a vegan motherfucker and you don't know what to drink is a guy I'm just a vegan I want to do my bit if that's what you feel like you need to do whatever or for health reasons or whatever yeah don't you know don't concern me concerns you literally that's a there's a bit for you there's a good beer for you there so go and check out but if you're gonna buy you know if you are that vegan motherfucker oh you're not that vegan motherfucker he's going by four of them just buy four of them you enjoy having a good night and four of them mate yeah you would have been on the first night just buy four of them well do it a couple of days before I just sort your first night out so you're gonna turn up for the first day yeah and have them on a first day night because you're gearing up for the weekend but you're just gonna have four of them you're gonna have a good night you will have a good night I had to remind me as well being a fucking real air wanker I can't think what it is but I had like a milkshake IPA when I was in the pub run where you know a day and that was pretty similar again it was like a like there's a milkshake IPA but it was more of a as a post like we said a gimmicky fucking the ice cream the fucking the creaminess and actually again it was just a fucking nice IPA but it had the subtlety of something yeah yeah so yeah I mean so they're out in a while they're in the pub but there's a question for you then mate it's obviously from round our way there's a pub that we went to not too long ago the parent just changed hands mate and last time we were there matey boy was you know obviously I was probably the manager of whatever he was well into his beers brilliant oh boy and you would get your fresh glass every time even if you tried to hold onto your glass you're in hold onto it and he would pour you know pour your nice kind of just any yeah every flavour of everything you know I'm not talking yet they probably did have some of that but it was more of a tasty beer scene and he loved his beers apparently we're in the street is made of just so today yeah it is it's changed hands and they make you boy and anymore where is he I don't know I think from why again to the because it's fucking covid bullshit he was running that place like he'd lost the staff he can get like anyone's working so he was working at place on his own like fucking seven days a week and he basically said like oh fuck an answer I can't do this I can't run a fucking business on my own I can't keep this pub open seven days a fucking week with no I'm working with me and I'm fucking fair enough I mean no yeah yeah so he's had to always end up and pull out the game I think because that'll boy wherever he I mean certainly no circumstances shit in there yeah but wherever that boy goes is he was first class he's fucking like he's not gonna be really saying oh you got your sit you and you fucking know you're going to this one now you got your fucking name you know I'm gonna go to this one instead so you know you know you drink from the fucking heart I mean he was yeah he made that nightmare yeah he made it because he would just he would just come up and then he'd say oh oh oh he wouldn't he wouldn't question you not questioning you but he said brave me we go to there yeah you know you won't let this bad move you know you delivered you delivered you delivered bad news well but but you weren't like questioning going like oh wouldn't it on that mate he's going oh okay all right you know sometimes they might not get this subtle no he's gonna sit like that they said oh you might not get a subtle notice if you go from there today and that's a thing he knew it oh yeah he's a sort of person really going out through the fucking term of having to happen but I mean can you I mean maybe maybe make you can hire him well he's going to disappear now he's gone now the people there it's like a fucking working men's club there now I can wait till the other day it's then it's not a fucking smoke and all of you ladies mad it's just craziest thing ever you know he's a fucking no smoking in there but yeah stank of smoking what I'm looking at what that is something I mean he's a nice fellow don't get me wrong but you know when someone looks like they're fucking struggling yeah I mean he's been there like a week and then but yes I you just think from what it was I it used to be like a pretty much like an old man's yeah and then I boy came in and he fucking lifted up to someone else but now I think it's gone back to his fucking traditional roots which is nice enough you enjoy those pubs so don't get me wrong I don't think you're getting them fucking crappy a fucking talk it's a shame with that all boy because he had the right balance it was still outside looking in it still was that pub and inside I guarantee if I just ordered a John Smith's I just wanted a nice just a part John Smith's it has served that and he wouldn't have you know he knows the audience he ain't gonna be going up to that you know make your boy you just sitting there little bowlers of harrenuts John Smith's on the side whatever you tell him about John Smith's is he but if you bought a cheeky something from tiny rebel or whatever he's gonna you're gonna know generally probably might want to know a little bit something about that bit so yeah shame but you know is what is it well we could just give a little cheers your mate boy I think his name was random name they would rich maybe it's gonna be a rich yeah you're gonna rich you was it rich yeah I mean they had names there's even his wife didn't even a fucking I was it you know I think of like a man and a woman think of a man and woman's name Paul and Sandra yeah Paul and Sandra yeah in the vice then he didn't he wasn't doing a good fucking puppet price anyway yeah I was yeah I mean yeah he did make a fuck but saying that though I'm open a few sandwiches again I used to do a fucking nice ham bar like five years ago when it was an old school really you have a pipe and you can have a pickle egg and you can have a pickle onion and you can have a fucking ham sandwich so it swings him out about what the craft beers or do I want to fucking plant because you've got the thing is that you've got the craft beers oh man exactly so I bought them fucking can I have a pickle egg a pickle onion a spicy pickle onion a ham sandwich and cheese sandwich but I think sweet that okay don't you eat it mate you want that so yeah let me go in with your own paper plate it's pop it on there you already got stuff you drove it's a couple of such a funny yeah well let me just finish this off yeah seven brothers well done real clean real clean I mean so far to be honest mate you know let's give that a run seal approval mate again you know because I think you can know because you can't know but from the description it does so it's well yeah I suppose it's a half a run seal and it has a half one because you might see that can and that can might put you off that I'm telling you right now that can would that would put me off yeah because the people don't really enjoy that like you say but you you saw that can and you might not be that one up but you did enjoy that as a fucking classic I wouldn't I wouldn't have picked up yeah see so I don't think I don't think we can run seal that okay don't get the runs yeah they can't get the runs seal but execution yeah execution yeah yeah perfect just the can but maybe they wanted back to maybe they wanted to entice the people that enjoyed they saw beer so they're missing them so maybe it was a double block yeah and also there was a subtlety in the can that they don't have to have the flavor don't have to have the punch behind it you know I mean yeah whatever whatever yeah yeah Columbus they're still listening but then why right anyway come on we're in the fucking serious in the town we're sorry having boy right moving on for you lads I've got you it's what I like the name of this one is probably one of my favorite names you got so far you've got a juice for size later Lord for our Columbus listeners make and give him an example of who is well Columbus I juice juice Bruce Forsyfe is a fucking legend in the UK he's like I would you describe him he's a fucking personality I guess character yeah what American celebrity was like he's like he's always mates with the fuck you probably know him he's mates with a fucking rat pack any even somebody Davis junior a fucking there you go that's mates when he was in the scene yeah Bruce Forsyfe I tap down to motherfucker singing motherfucker like just he was like he you know variety show but he would hold a variety show you know like you know I couldn't I couldn't I could call the variety show you know I mean you've got to do bits in between I make it awkward yeah like he would hold it and stick it together like you can any fucking cheesy joke or anything he's pulling that off like he's giving you a nice no saying no more you know he knows he's not he's not he's not giving you a cheesy joke he's giving you saying like he's a cheesy for you he's feeling it's fucking they lap him up and everyone loves him manners love him yeah fucking hipsters love him everyone fucking loves him he's a king and googling because he is a back in the day mate apparently good looking old boy you know I mean he's fucking banging mrs.

well yeah no but like he's an intro I mean no motherfucker looks like before he's gone fuck it is that's why I can't say like you know some people say oh you look a little bit like George Clooney or looks a little bit you know there's a he's got his own thing yeah you might get people now when you say either type who's Forsyfe but he's like no one no no he's just fucking yeah yeah Bruce also don't look not no one now they might be saying yeah like if we a new child was born you go fucking yeah people before who's it's like me before anyway before it's bad it's like he was a you know he's a staple of your you know Sunday evening Saturday night whatever if there's a fucking game show he's fucking hosting a what's the game show you guess the prices and shit America got it as well prices right prices right he did yeah so he did the English version of process right it is fast to carry in it is the old boy yeah yeah and that's our last comments I don't know I don't like to care but we're not saying compare before site to do carry your fucking sense showman it's a showman is a hundred percent she pure showman nice to see you to see you yeah I was gonna finish point because they said everyone said it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah fucking get curly curly toys as well clearly toys generation game I can definitely have a generation game in America yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah fucking yeah they got a he did the English trying to fucking generation game so generation with good money when you're playing at home just trying to remember shit fucking nanos and pottery it was good and then fucking dad to do some fucking shipping day with dancing shit yeah and then win a shitty Rover car you know obviously back and day it was quality but like we look at now it's like winning the fucking TV video combo like oh yeah selection of it do I win or as well I'll pay cool I'll pay for what's happening I like to record the news and show so we put a button in all that lady there by the TV I was a touch her that's my wife that's my wife I'm good for so that's my wife you're watching my wife is my wife my own brief or so I always be believe my wives and an honest friend a pants I am I mean he's brilliant I mean you can't fucking knock him anyway so so now we've got juice juice juice for a time yeah now you got no you got no you got it so it's a place where the play and work because we talk about sports I burn yeah so the plain words is this beer is called juice for a time oh it's a juicy bonus fruit like a game to know what it's bonus because the Brucey bonus in it and if you don't know what they put on there as well bonus juicy bonus fruit like yeah oh good and you know let's just go let me just hit straight we are gonna can make before you can crack it he's doing the Brucey pose and look at it's but yeah you know everyone thinks a Brucey power pose is in putting his fist to his face yeah look at the back end and look at the ankle yeah that is attention to detail because if I was virtual but not oh and you cut out you know I mean I'll just stop the label over his legs I wouldn't it's easy I mean I'll hammer him out you know it's up to you my game but he's got you got cards on there oh god yeah what the fuck is that I mean I should cut me down they got it oh they got run seal I mean already it's a run seal I mean I don't know what the you know what is a drink juicy I'd be a I'd throw that in a fucking bean just for a piece of ice I'd buy that even I'd even you'd master that in your season you might you might be master you might this might be the one at Matt Keith's anyone that ever gets kept is this that's a fucking good candle he's a ledge anyway let's let's see how it does taste just in case oh that's a nice beer mate look at that yeah I mean this is that's quite a cloudy one isn't it look at that that is I mean yeah so oh that up you can't see through that beer you know to the other side of the room basically but no that you get fucking tropical there's something that's like a fucking that's proper trouble but then again Bruce he would have liked it that way I mean where did he go all day he's a fucking world-toupled man I think he did like the fucking was it going back stuff I think he did like it there was a fucking big of like a Caribbean and shit he was like that's up yeah yeah we're pretty sure we like going around there hmm I like that I'm putting out now that's like a fucking on bongo again but the thing I like about that mate is it's rather than hits you with the fruit of the fruit and then pulls you the beer it takes you to the beer then pulls down the fruit but it still takes a bit as soon as you drink it because sometimes you can have that like you know more soury I mean it's not sour though is it so let's just get it straight so let's get this one seal out here what the fuck a run seal where if you didn't see the advert back in like night like three I was worried about it does exactly what it says in the tin that's what we need to fucking worry about this has got full marks we're doing a fucking one seal for me yeah I mean can beautiful you're gonna pick up your like Bruce if you don't like a bit Bruce he who you everyone like a little bit Bruce he's even if you're not that big of a fan of a Bruce he you still want to pick up a Bruce he you know so what part of Bruce you know if you get a chance to buy a Bruce you're gonna buy a Bruce he hit you so is yeah if it was a sour because they could do a Bruce he's sour and they could go and they could go the other way sharp note and then pull you around the other corner those flavors work perfect in a sour without a doubt this is done but this is done IPA you give you the hoppy tingly tingly tingly tingly here not high but just in the mouth then just rounds it off with like a nice little bit of just tropical Robinson's or something you know it's a nice just a good one just a good one it's like a fucking juice there's fucking juice in it man no I'm liking that I'm liking that a lot I mean I've been to nice but this is a bit lovely could be the thing about it is the sweetness isn't sweet yeah sweet isn't sweet it's just a nice little bit of drop of orange or something yes I'm sick but I'm a lot you can drink a lot of IPAs and I'll always have those citrus notes or the fucking great food knows we're gonna hop they're working with it's just a fucking amplified haven't so we still have IPA like saying it's not BFA but they just amplify those fucking citrusy notes those tropical notes and yeah it's like a fucking club chobacana but fucking boosted it is it's I'd say near near one five star mate is it's pretty what's up with the job see these um where's it from again this is from the uh Brue york is yeah yeah yeah yeah five percent also that we're gonna be doing your fucking wrestling bad boys at some point yeah it's under take a bit yeah yeah so five percent they're mates so nothing yes it's not crazy nothing nice mid-week dream and once it got on your little graph you know they always bit little spider graph on their whatever yeah this one's hitting fruit fruit and sweet mainly the hot the hot the moults in the bitter and her mouth feel they're caught bit lower so yeah I mean that's what I agree with that yeah I'd agree with that he's got a little blurb he's going good game good game do you want to go higher oh you're saying that you're taking a bit wait wait wait wait at the top of the top of the top there it's tiny tiny tiny oh yeah good game good game right here you go higher oh they're doing everything on there so we're saying this uh yeah that is that is small yeah then enjoy this juicy bonus field IPA that combines kesuke sick I can't fucking fuck me that you guys fucking hop since yeah but yeah I mean it's not good game I've got fun two or one yeah I'm gonna cut a bit of that fucking tiny but it's got some fucking ten years and everything yeah yeah it says some shit on there he's got a cuddly toy rating or four out of five so can't fucking not that yeah that's fair that's fair I ain't gonna I'm gonna go get that but what we got there I think is a fucking probably enjoyable pine and a lovely tribute to a fucking living legend dead dead legend but legend fucking English old fucking love you just just good old boys we would say good old boy good old boy if you sit around we could have called him a good old old boy but he's not anymore so we just I'm not sure he's there because I think he's dead but surely there would have been a big fuss about it but he was dead yeah we would have had a fucking bank holiday or something we're just good with people Bruce was was me was yeah that's all the sense I read Bruce was I mean maybe it was but now is strictly anymore because he's on a strictly so he's got a big day you know you know what year he died last year he was in it you remember when everyone died in 2017 everyone and every one of any like rabbit ass that was it that's the year you had to go in that year you were going that year that was a fucking beginning of the shit we thought that was a bad year but yeah that was that was the start of all the shit but bless you Bruce bless you Bruce and sir Bruce for sure yes sorry sir Bruce and you'll live on you'll live on in that BMA I'll buy fucking crazy man he's gonna mass it out in his kitchen it's in a cupboard to keep it you know not to my enemies can't see yeah so kick off by but yeah I'll fucking mass it out somewhere there you go rest yourself yeah beautiful beer really really out nice to drink you drink you drink you no they missed a bit they didn't they did miss a fucking to it but that one we are in that now that's our fucking catch paint yeah yeah no I didn't drink yeah did you drink yeah and then yeah and then you tap your shoes and shit just like that link we're back with it yeah yeah that's what we can Bruce I think I was a bit much if I gonna be completely honest try too hard not not passively just a bit no Bruce he wouldn't have done it. Yeah Bruce he would have just had a nice whip tip you know just like he's more clap I mean I know you can't you ain't got that yeah you know I don't want to break you down here but you haven't got the Bruce he didn't even revive you know but he's yeah that yeah that he had flared in the idea that hip he didn't either back flip I mean it was a nice make it was a nice back I mean I pointed it off the table and landed in your sink, like perfect. And then got out without any sounds. But like it was nice.

Bruce, I think it was... Bruce, you've seen it. He said, he's had a good gang of gang. He wouldn't have done himself.

He doesn't need to do it. Yeah, he might have done it, might he? Not at you, just afterwards. Yeah, comedy, they're coming in.

Yeah, look at that. I mean he's doing that. Yeah, he's out of here. He's out of here.

He's out of here. And then he'll probably 20 minutes in and just done some fucking lovely bit of tap dancing. Made fire. Hips all over, yeah.

Fucking flooring fire and all that shit. Yeah, and that's why he can't beat them, man. Oh, Bruce, yeah. God bless you, Bruce.

God bless you, Bruce. Where we may be, God bless you, Bruce. Right, my good friend Ryan. We are now moving on to...

Let's treat ourselves to a new class, shall we? Well, my lip is bleeding quite badly now, so... I can see it, just be a danishin, and it's getting quite embarrassing for you. So we're there.

We're going to... What I've got for you now, we've just gone back... We've been all over the world with it. We've been all fucking crazy shit.

We're young fruity-bruccies. We're young sourlowers. We're young gooseies. I was screaming, no joke, no shakes.

No shakes. But I'm going... I'm stripping it back. We're going classic IPA, no gimmicks.

It's a pure 100% lovely little IPA. So you've gone into that fucking pub. They've got the beers there. And they've not got all the fucking gimmicks.

It's just a standard body. You've got an IPA. That's what we are. You've got a fucking...

We've got the burning sky. Devil's Rest IPA. Now, all you've got on this... OK, mate.

You've got a couple cheeky devils there. So nothing fucking... Nothing madness. There's no stealing this about me.

Do you want to lift that? I won't do that. I'm fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking... Yeah, do it.

Yeah, do it. Do it. Listen, listen. Listen, listen.

Go away. I like that one. I'll try it. I'll just hold it there.

That's close enough. OK, there. Listen to that. This is like your dirty...

That's healthy, isn't it? That's a healthy sound. Oh, that's a big egg. You've flopping out like that, can't you?

I think that's what you need to feel right now. I do that a lot of love yourself. That's a healthy head, though. It's a head and half, mate.

But the thing is, they make... Like we've heard before on table tradios. It's a fucking important aspect of the drink. All those cheapskates don't want to head.

They're killing their beer. They're killing their beer. They're killing their beer. They're fucking a drink fucking piss.

They're not going to do the fucking piss. But you need a fucking head on it if it's going to be a fucking decent pint. Yeah, it's a barrier of both worlds. Barrier of both worlds.

We've said it before. We've said it again. It's a barrier of both worlds. It's important things, ladies and gentlemen.

I mean, Columbus already knows it. I don't have to tell Columbus. No, he knows it. He knows it.

He knows it. He knows it. They've got to be a scene down. Yeah, I mean, they've got to be it for my own.

They've got to be it for my own. They've got to be it for my own. It looks like it. It looks like it.

It looks like it. They've got a boot dog down. Oh, no. Columbus, are we ever going to get out to you?

Like, come on now. We'll try and do a live turbo. They wouldn't let's do it. But a live turbo at that quality brew dog.

You never know, mate. You never know. Yeah, well, I'm saying that. He was a bad press lady.

They went there for the dogs. They might want to know whether they can get on board. Well, what are they doing? Those are fucking shit apparently.

He wasn't even a fucking weed though. He was in a fucking news for something. Oh, for the starving shit like that. The starving shit.

Yeah. Yeah. I did read about that shit. The conditions and that have been fucking shit with that.

And they're getting trouble with their fucking adverts, apparently. I think the trouble is they try and do something. And you can see where they're coming from, but I just don't think they think it completely through. And if you do these days, there's a potential that you want to make sure you're not upset in someone.

Yeah, which is a shame. Yeah. Which is a shame. You know, you've got to look at the landscape and you've got to figure it out.

But generally, if you just attack, in terms of advertising method, attack the people you need to attack. You know, as you like, I want to get these beer drinkers, I'm going to attack these beer drinkers, get the info to them. You try and get, I'll be brew dog massive now. Oh, yeah.

And that's the problem. I've never seen a brew dog advert in my life. The other day I was watching Cori, obviously. And I had a fucking, no, in my time.

Yeah, in my time, like a brew dog advert, it wasn't for like a fucking brew dog beer. It was for brew dog itself. They're just saying like, brew dog and the fucking nation's favourite beer and they're the first carbon neutral fucking brewery because they're planting a tree and shit. But it was like, you know when like, I guess when someone's become a fucking president or a fucking PM or something, like MP and they add those fucking.

Well, that's what it sounds like. Yeah, it's just saying that, look at me, I'm planting a tree. Right. And I guarantee there's probably a lot of brewers, breweries, beer companies, companies, all over the world still do that same fucking gimmick and don't shout about it too much.

No, yeah, let's fucking out boys and boys sweets from they by a tree every time you point them fucking sweets. You know what I mean? That's just how it is. Sweet's yuffing now.

What are they called? Sweet's yuffing. Sweet's yuffing. Sweet's yuffing.

They planted a tree by a sweet's of them. I'll give you a shout out because you're planting trees and shit and they do nice sweets. Yeah, yeah. It's something.

But it's like, brew dog, come on now lads, just I will you. Just sell punk. Get punk to be the new Stella because I think quite easy to do it. Yeah, not far off it.

You could quite easy to do it. You know, you just got to get that idea of this punk. Fucking punk. I think that's the point they're saying that they are that, I think.

I think they're saying that they've done that regardless. I've been saying that they are the next. If you've seen a fucking nation's favourite fucking brew or whatever, you've got to fucking big balls you pull in half. Yeah, you do have big balls but I just think sell that beer mate.

Just sell that beer. Because it's the end of the pub I guess. Don't worry about the actual company. Everyone knows the brew dog anyway.

It's not that. The beer is what's in the pub. The brew dog, isn't the pub. Not me, sell the beer first and then go from there.

I mean, like you're saying, it's in every fucking pub now anyway. But they could be, you know what I mean, give it 20 years mate. I mean, Stella won't go anywhere. It could be up, you know, it's just going to be some nexus, Stella.

It's the old classic. You know, there's been, you know, remember bauditans, you know. A fucking number bauditans. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You always used to see a bauditans in a pub. You'd see nothing, no bauditans or even a cat. You don't fucking know if they're mate. Oh yeah, yeah, it's better.

Not some people and everything. Much nicer people. If anyone ever tells you like, Southerners are nicer than Nordaners. Well, no, well, to a degree, I think it's the fucking, the further down you go, the further up you go, you go to be nice people and the people in a million of the country.

Oh, no, true. Yeah, like you're people in Cornwall, the nicer part. Exactly, like that. You go fucking, I mean, it's, I'm fucking out.

Quankers. Funky fucking cancer. I mean, that's all I've got. Thank you very much for listening to the Turbo Sports Radio, part two of Turbo Tavern 4, coming to...