Hello, welcome to Retrospection where we take an old show of film and see if it's from heaven or is it a spawn of the toad? Actually do totes have spawn because you always hear frog spawn, but you never hear toad spawn Yeah, that is one of the many questions of this film. We'll not answer. He doesn't answer many as well really does it?
No, because today we're taking a look at the cult classic hell comes to Frogtown from 1988 You say classic? I'll leave it there. I say cult cult cult cult. I'm going to say cult.
Oh, yeah, yeah My name's Colin and don't rest your diaper stud. That's the whole point to this joy ride And my name's Paul and we're gonna get him out and you're gonna get him pregnant Please don't get him out, but I said you're gonna get about fear that gravitational pull. Is that your other one? No, that's just made it up because you get about so big that's gonna drive you.
Is that right? Ecosystem and everything. Yes, they're only egosis. Oh, we know that anyone this is a podcast.
I was that college. Yeah, yeah, very big headed. Oh I'm surprised that joke isn't in this film. Yes, that's true.
Well, there's not that many Joe anyway, okay I am DB says after a worldwide new killer war but 68% of the male population was wiped out and Viral men became a rarity Sam hell a scavenger and a highly viral man is assigned to help rescue a group of fertile women kidnapped by humanoid frogs humanoid frogs Don't get that very often. Nope. Oh, fortunately The film says Lula slough or as squid lips RCB is the pod Dufus Roddy Piper as Sam hell will he as Smith as Captain Devlin or Count Sodom Oh, so I don't ever remember him being referred to as Count Sodom. Nope.
That's what it is in the credits And Sandol Bergman as spangle. Yeah, you know that was some originally they wanted a civil downing for that part There's nothing about that surprises me. No, no, you could imagine civil downing doing that can you? Absolutely.
Yes. Yeah, let's do that Right done. So there's not much information about this film. Oh, I've got a few things to say okay Well, I'll do mine because I don't have much.
Okay, uh, apparently it created one sequel return to Frogtown I've got it listed as Frogtown 2 It's also known as Frogtown 2. Yes. Yeah straight to the HS. Yes.
Yes. Yes. It's um, it's it actually stars a Lou Ferringo We didn't know that that's nice. It's got some names and it's got Lou Ferringo Brian James.
Oh, yeah, we're just a credit list I've no names whatsoever. It's just symbols. I'm pretty sure that a lot of people in it probably want their names taken off it Now they wish to the symbols. Yeah, yeah, we got Lou Ferringo Brian James, you know Brian James Blade Runner.
Yes Charles Napier and the main guy in it is played by Robert Zadar who most people probably remember as the killer in main Yacob Okay, apparently Robbie Ponder said that he was quote unquote too busy to appear All right, I mean, I mean it was a big wrestling style wasn't it the time or was this post wrestling career? I think that he had gone back to his wrestling in that point now. So it was handy that he'd done that though Thank you. Yeah And there wasn't another film called Toad Warrior 1996 also released as Max Hell Frog Warrior.
Yes. Yes. I don't know much about that one. That looks like a terrible terrible straight to video Yeah, yeah, yeah, so what else do you have apparently Ronnie Ponder was given an acting coach to help with his performance in this movie?
Really? Yeah, yeah, really Two ways you could go with this no Let's get this right this film came out and was made after they live, right? Yep, and he's worse in this you could argue that you know they live John Carpenter movie better script Better production Maybe John Carpenter knew what to get from Roddy Piper and his director. Yes.
I could be that could be that yeah Um, the role was originally written for Tim Thomason. Now I can see I can see Tim Thomason doing it actually Who the hell is Tim Thomas? Um Jack death from transfers. Mm-hmm.
I've seen trances Apparently new world didn't like idea and they wanted to go with Robbie Piper I mean, maybe he was popular at the time. So if I look bigger draw maybe maybe um the movie was considered conceived as a springboard for a brand new franchise That they were hoping to start a whole frog universe. Yes a frog universe You know that it's just sitting there waiting for someone to to redo it. Oh, yeah, definitely.
Yeah, I can't wait Toed film And it was shot in well, it was the script was written in six days and the move goes shy too And the movie was shot in just 19 days. That's that would break a carry-on films. Hey, wouldn't it? They'd love to shoot a film in 19 days.
Oh, yes Um, the humor in the original script apparently was a lot more um raunchy than it turned out to be they toned it down a lot apparently Oh, I don't think they should have toed it down a bit. Oh, sorry. Toned it. Here we go.
Here we go I've got a few of them coming up later as well All right, I always like the fact you give people a warning. Yes. Yes. We don't you know any frog jokes switch off now I'll just watch our googles Statistics drop be like people listen to 15% of this episode It'll be like oh, yeah, no where they turned off.
Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, we like to be honest and upfront, you know Yeah, you've been upfront for a while. I have the frog.
My cup costs just $12,000. I'm surprised it costs $12,000 Yeah, I mentioned that later. I mean it's well. Yeah, some of it's better than Yes, I think yeah, yeah, I agree.
And the other interesting fact that I dug up about it was it was filmed at the Indian Dunes movie ranch, which was quite a famous Production studio at the time It hosted such productions as color purple and the rocketeer was filmed there as well or part of it was But it's probably most famous for it was the site of the tragic helicopter accident during John Lanza's Twilight Zone movie Oh Okay, didn't know that yeah, where's all the industrial stuff shot then don't know that looks like a rundown Factory or something, doesn't it? Yeah? Yeah, don't we get the do we get the Star Trek rock later at the end of the movie as well? Um, I didn't see it, but I thought it was a likely to appear.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I'm pretty sure we get to see the Star Trek rock. Okay That's it. That's all I've got so let's get on with the film We begin with a new world pictures logo. So sit back.
You just know this is 90 minutes of quality and fun at least fun Baby Touching go with new world pictures. Um, they were founded by Roger Courtney, weren't they? Yes, they made such classics as angels heard as they come Yeah, that's a movie Women women in cages. Yes, I've seen that night call nurses not seen that straight down And then and then they make it over that and then they they moved on to more sort of a genre based classics like death race 2000 That'll be on that'll be on the stars which we covered absolutely.
Yeah, and chud. Oh, I've seen chud Yeah, and then towards the end of their um, the life They they did dip into more sort of mainstream horror because they were responsible for the hell razor franchise later on That's good one, right? Yeah. Yeah.
So they've done some good. They've done some not so good They've done I feel like I've seen a few new lines cinema films recently by cat member, which they were They've done tons and tons of movies you probably have yeah Probably All right, so we lead into a voiceover in the latter days of the 20th century there arose a difference of opinion DC or marvel I don't have an opinion About many things There's a shot of a cataclysmic nuclear explosion that devastates everything around it. That's the kind of difference of opinion you have with your wife, pal Not sure what you mean by that I saw difference of opinion and then in nuclear war, isn't it? Yeah, that's pretty fine.
All right, that's not it is what color wallpaper you should have No, no, no, no, it's pretty much a big full stop on the end of it there Yes, the leading experts at the time believed that nuclear war would only involve the exchange of a few bombs And then the suitably horrified combatants would sit down at the peace table. You see more explosions They were wrong in just 10 days 10,000 years of human progress was virtually blown to dust I'm not sure what you have is progress, but but okay Oh, we we we long for those days that I don't mean that was a heady days of 1980s when it was all post apocalyptic mad max style stuff Oh, I know what a day's what I mean. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh well We cut to this post apocalyptic wasteland 10 years later. They tried again continues the voice. We see the Statue of Liberty leaning on rubble Yeah, well looks like a model.
I hadn't reached his hand grabs it. Oh, it is a model for because I thought I was worried there for a second Yeah, I guess only I thought oh thank god for that. Yeah, I know I know Derek medians is bad, but this guy's even worse he was doing this besmirched Derek medics. Yeah, yeah check out moonraker episode.
I'll be smurched him even more in that one Yeah, the figure taking it is worrying what looks like a beekeeper's head gear with goggles and he's dressed in bags He looks at the statue silly enough a guy punches him and calls him squid lips There's there's a bit of mixing of amphibian terms in this film squids frogs told let let's just pick one and go with it Well, they're all sort of aquatic based um reptilian actually knows quid's iron reptile, don't they? That's it's kind of a weird Mix with right yeah Yeah, that's true should stop that right now Oh, there's gonna be there's gonna be many No, you're gonna say mmm fail that is why he would but that's not what you said in empire, but oh suddenly let's have to speak did he? I think it's an act for yeah, you think you're butts it on oh yeah, so like he doesn't have to do anything just pretends Yeah, he's kind of like how I've managed to coast through 70 odd episodes of retrospective. That's true.
Oh, it's how you carry on your life. Oh Can you can you can you do the dishes? You just mind on me again. I'm giving you my house.
Okay, you talk to the wife Oh, I don't understand I don't know Just grab the whip grab the whip Put on the policeman's hat and whistle Dixie I haven't seen Dixie for a long I know she misses you but she doesn't miss that please miss her. Oh, no, no, he's pointed That's just That's your way calls quid lip stupid. This is worthless squid lips raises a pistol The guy says hey, you know them law greeners can't have guns. Oh, I'm pretty sure he knows the law and doesn't occur because he's carrying a pistol It's kind of weird old western handgun as well.
It's like a Looks like a six-year-time I'm not a modern gun. No, I assume they don't make new guns at this point. Yeah. Oh, don't know It shoots the guy then he rivets.
I thought he's a refrog, I was at a bad taco He's only like he just burped. Oh, really? Maybe he was just into gesture. Yeah, he's only like that.
Yeah, okay. Good. Be good He's just got gas Just got gas or wind. Yes We caught to the title the film hell comes to frog time, which is red but turns into fire I like these credits.
I thought but they do suggest a final serious film than what we're about to get don't they? Creates are by Ernest D Ferino. Also did the title decide for the Terminator the Abyss and the Thing It's what I'm saying. They feel very 70s as well.
They feel very bleak. Yeah, they do Yeah, and that's because the music also is kind of almost tuneless Almost just like a soundscape rather than a music. Yeah, it reminded me I don't know what it didn't particularly look like it But in some weird way it had a hint or a sniff of Planet of the Apes. I didn't think that I could see what you mean now.
I would have gone with John Carpenter Yeah, oh, yeah, there's definitely a character to influence going on. Yeah We see a wanted poster of Sam Hell and the word captured is stamped across it and as the opening credits end We caught some some sat in a dirt groom strapped to a chair. There was one light above him Sam is speaking he says you've got the wrong friend and anybody that says differently Oh, sorry. No, that's not what he says.
He says, he's not speaking and he says you've got that wrong friend Anybody that says differently is a liar Captain Devlin steps out of the shadows Liar that liar was my daughter. He smashes a bottle across Sam's face knocking it backwards to the floor. Yeah, don't cry tonight with Paul Yeah, it's like you don't hold back mate. He just goes to smash straight away, doesn't he?
Yeah, surely that's not allowed Well, we're in post-apocalyptic frog land. I mean, I don't know much that's not allowed is there We're not in frog land here. This is humanoids. Yeah, but they're still all frog land.
We're in a frog based world No, so, you know, I feel like you're insulting the French for some reason Or could you imagine these mutants in France? I bet they're having a hell of a time Yeah Constantly haunted. Yeah, is this racist? What we do?
Frogs French people who too. Yeah, we be raised. Are we being anti-French? Yeah, maybe you should stop it Paul.
It's wrong. Have we got this new friends? Look at we do? Well, we don't talk in French Yes, so fuck them.
All right, it's a bit harsh Yeah, you can leave that in a couple of hours. I don't care I just leave you saying French fucker. That's it. That'll be just the line that you use all right, okay This is just a festival opinion.
Yeah, yeah, other opinions are available Devlin presses the broken bottle against Sam's groin. I think we'll start right here. Don't get too excited, Paul I wasn't it does a remote to women step in one isn't given a name. I'm gonna just call that agent up med tech or something like that All right, the other is called spangle spangle doesn't talk much at this point.
I find it very distracting that she was called spangle Well, they are kind of sweet or toffee in the 70s Well, they think that dissolved on your tongue. I think they might have been sure but inside spangles. Yeah, every time they said a name, I was thinking I was like Yeah, you're hungry Like a real life homo Simpson. Yeah, how did you get here?
Yell's definitely with this and this says the bed tech showing a badge and a gun Devlin asks what the hell does med tech want here and they want Sam? Devlin says that Sam is a prisoner charged with sexual assault But the med tech person says that Devlin's daughter has changed her story once she found out she was pregnant She must have had a change of heart pregnant replies Devlin dumbfounded. That's impossible No, this man is carrying a loaded weapon a med tech now claims it Devlin doesn't want to let Sam go he says Sam praise and young woman But the med tech operative says we know about his record. Oh and yards.
You're being reassigned to the border Doesn't be um one of the one of the agents he wipes. Oh, it's bangles isn't it she wipes down the blood from from um Hell's face Yes, but did you notice that she just wipes it away and there's no cut though or anything It's like some sort of magic sponge that heals his face instantly Or maybe that's the technology is med tech people have got they are med medical tech Okay, yeah, they've got a technologically magic sponge. I'll go with that. Yes, and it's actually called that is it Yeah, I mean, there's probably an acronym just yeah TMS technological magic sponge.
I like it. That's what they call it. Yeah, tms. Yeah, you've had that I'm I'm I most things.
Yeah Devlin says that some people think women are running too many things It turns to Sam if you ever get out from under the skirts of the med techs, I'll be the Sam blows him a kiss You can't deny that Ronnie Piper isn't like Whether you whether you think he's got any acting ability or not? He is like Yes, I agree. Yeah, it's not someone you go. Oh, jesus You imagine you like well, you can't act but hey, it's Ronnie Piper The thing is though, I'll say I'm gonna talk about I'm gonna talk about this in the end when we when we when we get to What we actually think about the film But there's another actor that that twice now this film and they lived that we talked about in a previous episode There's another actor that could do this kind of role so much better and you know who he is as well Benny Hill Benny Hill.
He's the one yes You know what I'm talking about Maybe there's a few I could think there's one in particular that we mentioned when we did daily of food We we said yeah, he's good in this movie Ronnie panda But you could see this part being played so much better by this particular actor We're cut to a hospital lab a picture on the wall says be fruitful multiply fill the earth and conquer it genesis 128 I guess that's one minute 28, but I don't know the lyrics for that song Yeah, Genesis. Yeah, I get it. Yeah I was thinking is he is he genuinely talking about the Bible or is he making a joke about Genesis One minute 28 not verse one. Yeah.
No, no, no, I get it. No, no, no work. No, it works. It was just me being slow works.
No, it's fine. Okay All right, no works We're here in EKGB being the various hospital noises in the background people being paged etc Sam is fixed to a chair There's a giant belt attachment around his groin like a chastity belt on it is written a property of provisional government The two med tech agents are in the room the med tech says she can see why he's so popular as his life to string of practices wherever he's be He has the highest sperm at all in camp. They've ever tested Oh, you pray for those words Or my article correct change tested to taste it Although judging from some of those films that that new world have made previously this Works for both really true must be all that fiber. I eat as a kid who replies She says she's been oh, I should point out fiber does not do that for me Does hold different because he's a kind of a Exposions doesn't it yes?
Yeah, so his medical knowledge is not that no no the med tech agent say she's been authorized to clean his record Because then you'd young potent men to go out to impregnate women in the wastelands right in the wastelands It needs to be made you go take care of themselves who know the territory could perform on the difficult conditions Are you seriously says well? We just send you back to devlin on the other hand. I've always been a patriot Why did this bit just remind me of it seems like something that you would do college You're enough. Well, don't I don't know how to pick this what do you mean?
I could imagine you trying to back out of a situation like this, but then be very adaptable when you realize what could happen Well, that comes up at the end of the film all right, okay She makes him sign a form while spangle loosens his straps And the other med tech agent explains that the war reduced the male population by 68 percent and most of the human race stare But we're still at war a population war each size desperate to rearm but that takes people manpower and that's where you come in Sam tries to take the chest and he belts off But he told it stays on at all times it has electronic lock and the ecr cannot be removed Where did he get pants to fit over this device pants? Yeah, if he's gonna make trousers frame to work. Oh, you mean we're loose around the crop. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah White trousers and jeans or stuff. Well, I suppose if they can make the device then I'm sure they can knock up a pair of loose trousers Oring can't they? That's true. There must be like a whole division that just does jeans.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean The world's mostly populated by women. So I mean they'll be good at sewing, won't they?
Oh It was a joke. It was a joke didn't mean it imagine if you went into the wrong jeans lab It's like what's doing all this demon and spangles was where's the genetics? It would be worse the other way round though, wouldn't it? Could be like the like forcing denomyn.
Yeah, test tube Coming in with you need more bread. Yeah, so he continues to try and take it off But she points out that it stays on and that the papery signs had an agreement I've done it you you signed a few agreements like that and yeah binding Don't you mean about that. All right, all right You know Sam wants to know how he's supposed to you know and he's told us a flap It's for his own protection because it's it's government property now the static and we caught a video playing It's a news broadcast that 18 months ago a tribe of mutant greeners ambushed the self-out from mobile brigade 210 men and women brutally massacred and civilians taken as hostages They believe to be aimed in strict violation of mutant isolation act that the mutants are supposed to be arms not not the uh Postages because that would turn the tables a bit require no rescuers whatsoever Oh Got these hostages. Oh shit.
They got guns Wait, are we now hostages? It would take it would take the move in an odd direction. I had to say It was but not a surprising one. No, no, not for this film.
Can I just say what I didn't like this video message bit at all? You gave me a headache Why did it give you a headache? It was just it was all it just I mean asking for sex. No, it was just It was um, it was just it was just it was very piercing the way it was done.
You know because it's got that kind of effect on it where it's all garbled and You know, that was fuzziness in the background. Did it? Did it mess you up because that's how you're controller usually contacts you? For static messages.
Oh, I'm not a Soviet sleeper spy. I keep telling you this. Oh, no, this is this is an alien thing Oh, this is an a oh, we moved on to alien. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, that was that was last time. Okay, all right I love right tell me that I decided you're an alien that's here to observe human life But not to act like humans are partaking in the actual work or anything You just hear it's a what and this static message is like your trigger for imparting back to your mother world Okay, I can't I'm overwhelmed to shape like a large piece of celery. I don't know why it's weird I don't like celery.
So that's why you sent you here because they thought oh, let's just get rid of it He's weird. He doesn't like celery shaped planets. Well, if that is true then um I can even confirm or deny it, but if it was true, I'd have to kill you Okay, I'm still alive. You're on way away.
So could be a double bluff. Yeah So it's a mystery how the weapons were obtained except they were probably obtained somewhere near frog town Wonder who the mysterious person who's given these uh weapons is It's the rabbits. It's a route. You know what if it was I wouldn't be surprised Would you free you off by being in frog town Anything's possible It is.
No Some is led to a pink car by spangled on top of the vehicle's a kind of roof torrent with a woman called carpril centinella standing inside it She's cleaning a roof mounted machine gun Yeah, did you like the tramp coming? Carse did you know I did If I if I had to choose between spangle and centinella sentinella any day. Yeah, I'm really all the way well Obviously I wouldn't be with you because that would be disgusting but that really don't know no centinella's nice Yes, she should have been a leader off. Yes.
She's got a very baskets feel to her as well from aliens I've never felt basket spot. I'll agree with you. She punched in the face pollen if you tried to feel it. Yeah, she would.
She would she killed me. Yes You know you have fun dying and yeah, yeah, but rightly so rightly so. Right. So yeah, very good.
Sam says he's not going in the car Oh, it's a pink car. I put it was purple paul. You could be in there like a shot No, I know that that's a veiled joke at my car from the 1990s, but I'm gonna let that one slide and it wasn't pink It was it was it was blue or purple or whatever it was it wasn't purple blue. No, it was purple.
Um, I'm glad that you told me that this car was pink though What color did you think you're wrong? Oh, we'll leave it there because I didn't like pink to me It's pink. That's why I just want to go in it. All right.
Okay. That makes sense now. Thank you Sentinella says if you don't get in we'll drag you in on a chain you go for the chain Oh We lost him bring him back We're here matching bad music with her kind of tortured vocal With a what it's like a tortured vocal. It's like slightly off kilter.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not like noble The med tech wishes spangled could look and salutes the car drives away now inside the vehicle spangle says that sam does all the copy and he refuses to answer She says we're lucky to have you that's still a down wall. You know. Oh, yeah, which way to the front you retards Don't you take anything seriously?
He says you used to take everything seriously then they blew it up He's good in this bit. I thought oh I mean he kind of plays it all a bit low key in this He's good when he does low key. It's when he has to show any kind of emotion Right. It lets him down.
Did you notice as well that when they when the car's driving down down the road um These uh telegraph poles seem to have survived the nuclear apocalypse quite well, don't they? Well, that's because telegraph poles have made out the same material that Twinkies are made up. Is that right? Yeah, that's why they survived.
Okay, right that explains it then. I know car croaches twinkies and telegraph poles Same stuff weird Just don't confuse which one you're eating I try not to The car continues to ride across the wilderness eventually reaching a provisional government border patrol station two guards with patches on the uniforms that say Toad stompers so enemies is frogs are toads because this is racist against frogs are toads. They're not the same Do you not think that they're going to be racist that they don't care because they don't know the difference? Oh Like like okay.
Yeah, yeah, I was gonna do like like a then say racist thing in the decided better now I Put myself into it Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, the guards are asleep outside in the hot weather Sam and company pull up and their approach wakes the guards up another guard steps out of the booth. Oh, it's devlin He approaches the car and sees Sam. He's still angry.
He says you can end it right here and now But sentinella appears aiming her machine on a devlin. Let's see who drops who first Sam starts to let everybody to calm down, but spangled tells him to shut up One way or another she tells devlin we're going through devlin thinks about it. Let them pass he says This point sam is annoyed he complains that they almost got his ass shut off back there and now they're going full throttle into mutant territory Spangled explains what's going on she says that they're heading into frog town, but the mutant leader commander totty totty Tony That's a bit of totty. I was kidnapped some pilgrims who wandered into the territory What's that the med tech asked them the fertile women she replies Sam wants to know why mutants were kidnapped human females Ranssen is the answer.
Oh, maybe for his hairy which sam finds disgusting Yeah, and we'll talk about that when it happens because there's some very strange things that it takes a very odd turn this film All right, just to know what you think But spangled says we're going to get them out and then you're gonna get them pregnant So we cut to them refueling Samas sentinella Hate that name. Do I say that? I say every time Samas sentinella if they really want to do this But she tells him don't rest your diaper stud as the whole pointer this gyride Sam says he wants to take a stroll to you know water the roses. That's why I call it every time I do this one That's what you usually do You go out your house Down to your neighbors And you water his roses and they're shooting up not the neighbors.
I don't mean they're on drugs I mean what I'm doing drugs in the roses. I mean while you're outside singing just like water the roses Well, weird neighborhood you live in yeah, but we've got nice gardens all of us. Yeah. Yeah amazing roses.
Yeah, very nice Folsom folsom folsom roses wasn't that your third album? It was They do as well. It didn't do as well. That's too.
No They let him go. Oh, he's surprised but spangled says oh he's not going far as he goes over here He says see ya later sisters and begins to run But there's a beeping sound and intense pain in his groin a light on the ecr starts to flash Spangled finds him tells him if anybody but her tries to take it off an ounce of plastic explosive or detonate She presses her earring on the beeping and the pain ceases if he goes too far The proximity sensor goes off and causes intense pain. It also alerts her to where he is Later than making food over a fire sentineler is cleaning her gun. This has got to be the cleanest gun i've ever seen She's really rubbing it the gun.
Oh, yeah, she's up and down that barrel Yeah, yeah, shiny as can be tickling the um the trigger Yep, yep. Yep. Yep. Well, she's good at a job.
That's all I can say very thorough. Yes. And that's what you want to go on cleaner It is it is Sam clambers into a sleeping bag spangled steps out wearing nothing but lingerie She stretches adjusting her underwear clearly putting on a performance for him Sam says, you know, you look terrific in this light see in the morning He pulls the sleeping bag over his head, but she's not done because she says I found a man with a reputation like yours Might still be hungry Oh, you have a sandwich A saucy bam. I'm full he says then he looks at her Maybe not he grabs her but she presses the pain and juice on her earring sam screams Someone takes you are you just at tease by nature?
She says she's just following orders regulation 12 keep the subject in an excited state. It promotes potency Good. I'm gonna get back. I'll have them give you a raise.
I thought she was supposed to give him the raise She leaves and goes back to a tent sentinel at laughs. I hate the army mumble sam. I'm also sleeping bag over it This whole campfire scene and the bit that you just talked about in the bit that's coming in a minute It all felt very late 70s carry on ish to me You expect a guy in a gorilla suit to turn off? No, he's not going into the different tent and then and then she'd think it was Sam I didn't realize you were so hairy You know what I mean though don't you?
That's sort of um Cara on England sort of time of carry on move is it felt a bit like that Right. Hmm. We're a little bit more racy, but it's still kind of um not easy side post-carish Right, but it's not but this time with boobs. We've got to reflection the moon clouds drift across its withering blur With her in glare Centinella puts her hand over Sam's mouth.
This is against regulation. She says she strips off She wants to see if it's died about too much true. People talk too much. He replies Oh, it doesn't stop Centinella.
She opens his flap as the case the shadow falls over them. It's spangled She reaches up to it. Yeah, Sam pushes Centinella off. You're out to uniform carpool.
She tells Centinella She's definitely out to uniform. She is. Yeah, hmm That's my moment for that Okay, all right The next day they continue driving to the mutate reservation Sam says you ladies must have moons for balls. Nobody goes on that reservation How are we gonna get under with a plan to say spangled?
I said to keep a straight face with her name spangled. I know I know there's a lot about in this Because to Sam say that's no plan. That's a plot to murder me. I'm having no part of it Spangled looks bored by him and I must say he's doing some serious complaining I mean he's not gonna be that bad, has he?
Not really, you know, he's just got a thing on his grind and then women throwing themselves at him. This is work For him. Yeah, you signed a contract. She reminds him.
Yeah, to fuck for freedom But I ain't meeting my maker in Frogtown. I think we should put down your tombstone column Which one ain't meeting my maker in Frogtown I was going for fuck for freedom, but the other one works just as well before you may be Yeah, I should get it. Spagos shows in the contract page 12 so paragraph eight if we can't get the girls out your field potency will then be utilized You got a big field potency, right? Uh, where we love the open air.
What where we going the countryside? That's right. No, nothing. I'm gonna play that don't want to tickle it a bit.
Nope. Nothing I'm trying to work out whether it's when you're referring to something I may have told you in the past Oh, I like the fact that I involve fields and potency and you're like well, it could be something Well, you never know. I know there's been wait with you. That's true.
What do you mean with me? Exactly Yeah in fields. Yeah, there's been moments in fields in fields Oh What happens to me if I get them pregnant in Frogtown We'll fulfill all the terms of your contracts and you want to ever have to find out reply spangle Sam throws the contract out of the window. Let's renegotiate So they kick Sam out and drive away as he stands there the beeping on his device starts and realizes he's in trouble He starts to run in direction the car left him.
We cut to center net learn spangle eating food around a campfire We see Sam running through the deck beeping away Spangle sent an ally here the people sound get closer and Sam stumbles into the camp Spangle hands him some water another beep sounds So different sound this time and sentinel grabs a gun. It's a proximity alarm somebody is approaching Spangle says they've got a live one. Let's check it out They start to track down whatever the device is picking up and they see a woman running to evade them But they keep driving chasing her down left Ferva go right the woman falls and the care breaks screech in front of her We cut to the woman tied up while Sam's spangle eating spangle says that the woman is fertile Spangle asks her where she's from and what her name is but the woman is not answering Sam says you're scurrying the woman. Okay prince jammy you try He goes over to her and whispers to her He tries to get it to eat something but she spits it back at him She obviously doesn't enjoy swallowing Really?
Yeah really? Yeah that's why I wrote I can show you if you like it I'm not making it up No that's okay no I don't need to see your workings out Spangle and checks are a tranquilizer I said dating technique Paul is reminded of Yeah I've been dragged many times by women Exactly I mean I actually meant that you didn't use the technique I meant that's how your wife tracks you down Back in the 90s she hunted you down in a virgin megastar just off Oxford Circus She pursued you through the DVD aisle until corner and given the CD section I know she shot you with her trunk I believe right between the arctic monkeys and the Inspiral carpets which is more painful than it sounds You've never been the same since Paul limp from the nose doubt Are you my official biographer now? Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's right and I have to include the fact that you saw the flashbacks every time you entered a music star You are one of the few people that are glad the internet has closed down those shots I still I still have flashbacks when I'm scrolling through Spotify Oh that's what you call it scrolling through Spotify Back to the film please She's not good to a strong as I say spangle go and get ready for work Sam We cut to them sat around the woman is relaxed Sam is naked except for the growing device Spangle tells him to go ahead that the woman is ovulating and that he's got a high count right now so go she says a stopwatch it's a 24 I used to date a woman like that of course She didn't use a stopwatch she used a calendar Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah can I just sign before we get into this next bit It is questionable this isn't it? Because the woman's got no choice in there she's trying yeah yeah okay I'm glad it wasn't just me that thought this oh no I'm just surprised you fart it was hard Yes Sam's reluctant says the woman is not his type Spangle marks him like Sam has a type in furnace this this woman is filthy and not in the way you usually like parlour I mean she's actually going to be you mean filthy not filthy that's going to be on the podcast numerous times Sam says maybe if there's some chemistry between them better atmosphere Spangle says next you'll be telling me you have to love her you should have employed you par you won't care you need inspiration Spangle says Did warn you yeah yeah yeah she knows Yeah she starts to take a close off she's been trained in seduction techniques I'm not a machine say Sam Spangle gets down in the knees and rubs her body Sam watches Spangle accidentally knocks over a mug Ruins it oh my tea So are you thinking?
I think it's interesting that because he's going for it at first isn't he? Until she knocked the mug over and then he kind of looks at her in different eyes and realises it she's kind of like innocent doesn't really know what she's doing Oh my god Paul's going for debt for you all right I have to join in with this bit I wasn't expecting it Yeah it's because she's like this is her orders to do this but she doesn't want to do it know how to do it yeah surprisingly deep moment for this film Yes because he sees that and reacts to it yeah They're like there are three character moments in this film for Sam This is one of them yeah and we get the one later that just comes out of the blue don't we? We get two yeah well there's one that comes up that's only there so that you can do something at the end of the movie as well yeah next morning Spangle gets up with Sam with the woman she's now clean Spangle asked to send to Nella did that but she says it was Sam that's number two correct a moment so the inference in this is that she's wild and hysterical but one night with Roddy Piper and she's all right if you had one night with Roddy Piper would you be all right I'd probably be broken if you want me to be honest Spangle positive she reevaluates her opinion of Sam later the woman tells them which way Frugtown is and that the other woman didn't escape with her because they are passives they believe only the meek will inherit the earth Spangle tells her to go south for a few days she puts a tracker on her and tells her the border patrol will pick her up and that she'll be treated like a queen beheaded no no no treated nice because she's pregnant so she's important although it's kind of a guess that she's pregnant just because they had one night together but he's wrong oh he's potent right yeah you're right of course yes she leaves them and the others continue heading to Frugtown and this is where the movie goes completely bonkers isn't it yeah I spoke so yeah when the close to the area they get out of the car Spangle puts on some bondage gear and handcuffs she tells Sam that she is his prisoner he grabs her and she resists oh what's wrong don't like being treated like a puppet on a string it's getting his own back now you know how I feel she tells him that if he tries to remove her her earrings or goes too far away or doesn't do what she says his equipment will blow you'll lead her away on the chain meanwhile Centennial finds comfort to hold up until she hears the signal Sam and Spangle see Frugtown she says they have to trust each other now their lives depend on it and they continue walking now Frugtown looks like an abandoned factory industrial site we hear music playing in a neon sign of a glass flashing the intra nightclub there's a woman dancing well I say woman she looks like a frog but you know I'd be so lucky I was gonna say I think you dated her in the early 90s didn't you Colley? yes yes we had many tapholes together hot thousands of them it's born there's a guy powering on a stereo with a handle everybody looks like a frog one he's reading the frog yeah that was a bit on the nose wasn't it yeah it's a little bit too much yeah the makeup's good though for the most part with that the frog woman's very good the dancing frog woman yeah she's yeah she's good in this scene but later on yeah I actually got a name because in my notes later I just refer to a frog woman all the time all right we'll just call her a frog woman Sam drags a spangle in one that drinker says though goes the neighborhood it's kind of what y'all said when you moved it I don't know what they said because they moved out Sam says to the bartender give me a drink what about me she says yeah my prisoner applies salmon takes a slick then spits it out tastes like industrial waste so part if you have bad tasting beer would you spit it out or just keep drinking because you know well you were you know it's rude to waste it isn't it even if you bought it even lots of I bought if I bought it I'm gonna drink it oh we've all tried we've all tried beers that we didn't like but we still finished it haven't we because we paid for it yeah yeah yeah absolutely yeah can't lie about that never could hold your liquor seat or vice it belongs to an old guy who doesn't look like a frog loony yel some you're alive Sam Hoggs him Sam Foddy was dead the guy introduces himself as looney tunes because people think he's crazy apparently not very creative in he's also got surprisingly good teeth maybe the fake could be it could be false teeth yes I suppose yeah yeah Sam says he's in frog town to do some trading looney says he goes with the uranium is and then he's found a big pocket right there or Sam says just doesn't know your radium here looney gets annoyed with him there is and looney has to sound once the better but he'll have to talk to Leroy first and he goes off to get Leroy Sam reveals that when he was down Leroy was the only one who took the time to bear to with him the dancing frog lady runs over to spang on says I love you Sam you want to talk about it but it turns out she is the contact I love you as a code phrase meaning everything is going to plan familiar familiar never let it yeah linear returns it takes him to some food goulash made from bile baby tartus and brownless as bile done into a paste okay can we stop I'm kind of hungry now don't mind I was hungry watching it yeah oh yeah yeah you like a bit of goulash I do not I love a goulash yeah yeah Sam tries it it's disgusting but Leroy is revealed and is pleased by Sam's noble gesture of eating their food Leroy is another frog in a white suit he suggests a chase that which turns out to be real beer only slightly radioactive you still drink it right I would still drink it did you notice it was caused as well yeah I mean yeah I mean you don't waste it even if that waste is industrial that's really my mind I thought the fizz was a nice touch as well by the way I'm the on Leroy oh you liked it yeah I thought it's we're gonna have a giant frog he might as well put a fizz on him aren't you of course it's been a while since if I cost you appreciation from your pile I like a fizz we're gonna match myth I've never seen it where one you don't have a fizz quite frankly do you have any hat of any description I've got I've got I've got two hats two hats two hats baseball caps no I've got straw hat wait flying and going boating no I keep signing me eyes okay and I've got um what they called um I know bowl hat top hat flat cap oh yeah flat cap which was which was a joke oh is that because you're not having yeah an ironic joke yeah yeah yeah right good shed warm though what are you trying to say I'm saying that could be useful all right Leroy congratulate Sam and his tasting ladies he hasn't seen a woman so fine since bull brought in those wenches wenches some asks although my question would be bull there's cows now I wouldn't be surprised I mean I mean other frogs I mean sex with the women I mean they are then cows would be the next step wouldn't they so is that how it works in some states apparently college is that the logical next step all right what's in worry that yes commander tote was so impressed he promoted ball and now he's told he's bottle ball hates all human beings Leroy reveals to us that the frog mutants were created through the humans biological warfare and then they were herded onto those reservations as if they were cattle can you can you heard frogs like cattle I mean bowl you can but no no mind all right Sam says he had no power today he eats the government all government Leroy says he's prepared to offer pretty lilies for spangled Sam says he's looking at a lot of expense here so Leroy offers 50 lilies that struck us back now let's see if we can light a fire let's take a look at the lady good bones he says when they say lilies what what what is this currency then I don't know if it's actual lilies or it's just something that they call lilies right we don't see any of it no because it was it was bit confusing well lilies doesn't work as a currency because anybody can grow a lily yeah yeah so he's got to be slimed yeah i've got five thousand lilies i've got ten thousand in my fish pond you think i just call them lilies because they're frogs and totes i think maybe that's what the writers were going for yep yep yep makes sense genius so hell shows off spangled firm figure and excellent teeth and he goes on to say that she can provide endless nights of pleasure nah endless nights endless nights i don't think i want endless nights no i don't want to be a breakfast and stuff yeah i'm not a bit of breakfast at some point you know bit of sausage yeah i'll bet you like it you like a bit of sausage you know a big big amity one you know the Cumberland time you know big bigger than that's really nice bit of um nice bit of a blackbird yeah blood sausage but fizz but fizz frog Leroy isn't after a sexive thank god that was like literally what went through my mind i thought thank god he wants a dancer not just any dancer what kind of dancer does he want he wants an erotic dancer you're good at that yeah he's a ratik dancing yeah didn't use to earn money the wig and doing that well there you know it's uh it's we got closed down very quickly you did yeah yeah two erotic i mean you can have a ratik and then you can have two erotic and and i cross cross the line a little bit you know yeah i remember that oh happy days though oh yeah dancing's last erotic is a game exactly wow yeah happy days for some people yeah blind blind and death oddly blind and death or dead uh either of those would do why would you i mean if you're one then you're probably the other two as well right if you're dead you're blind and death this is true yes yeah yeah yeah yeah you're you're hitting all the uh the deathly qualities hey yeah so suddenly someone yanks on spangled's chain yanks on spangled's chain that's a sentence you never thought you'd ever bought it i never thought i'd be talking about sentient giant frogs but there you go oh i need you to talk about that okay you knew it was coming one day yeah one nothing to do with this film just just just generally it's ball a big frog with an eyepatch an incredibly deep voice oh yeah he's a ball frog that's where the word ball comes off okay i don't i didn't get that i'll roll your eyes i mean ball inquires who brought spangled here hell introduces himself and tells ball that the girl is berted to lee roy lee roy tries to interrupt but ball turns on him saying shut your whole it's oh you know you do essential gold ladies much better than you do ball i've often been told that yeah it's an interesting choice this uh this acting choice that this guy makes yeah it is yeah no britain mmm no no private bars are loading from town he says told his law yeah because he hate i hate that guy private briters useless soldier wasn't he dad's army he was yeah they got him out after the first series i didn't know yeah they did they did yeah ball tries to auction spangled for five lilies but there's no takers so ball thinks he's won her all for himself ain't good enough says hell swatting balls hand away but i say hand it's more of a flipper what is it yeah my whole life it's not any whatever it is isn't it yeah ball punches hell in the stomach and drag spangle off later hell regains consciousness to the sight of a female frog whispering i love well any port in a store might i say yeah and you have it's the frog insurgent doesn't that the sequel to the barn i did i did do as well for me now no strange that the frog insurgent what a good action though there was what a lot of leg leg action yeah the only problem i had with it is because of the book i'd read it oh dear she tells hell she tells hell that uh ball has closed the saloon and everyone has gone to the mines and ball has taken spangle to the palace it's not much of a palace though when you see it it's just more of the factory yeah yeah it's not grand or anything no the frogwoman says that she swarmed to fight commander toady to the death hell thinks that this is the perfect time to break in and rescue spangle and the harim okay can i just point out that she doesn't appear to have achieved much in this swarmed desire to fight toaty to the death well maybe she's just biding her time and waiting for the right moment oh i'm only buying her time all right how long she won you don't know the difficulties of being a frog dancing woman actually i don't sorry sorry you're going to die with the with the with the frog sisters oh yeah yeah all right i wasn't thought that um hell thinks that this is the perfect time to break in and rescue spangle and the harim but frog woman isn't too convinced ball ties spangle to a railing and then proceeds to make scary noises in her face which seems to amuse him he sort of goes oh no in the subtitles this comes up as frog like does it really i have the subtitles on yeah frog language all right frog language that's what this is ball talks to a mysterious figure in a hood and a mask and while he's distracted spangled tries to break out of her chains but two samurai frogs yes samurai frogs pull out the swords and they persuade her otherwise yeah well you would the two frogs would start samurai frogs you just you know what you know you're not you're not going to stand up against those are you no no don't be good spinoff film samurai frogs yeah i'd love samurai frogs anyone yeah there's nukes better than a samurai frog is there anyway uh hell is still talking with frog woman he's still he's still he's still frozen i'm in shock i'm in shock hell is still talking with frog woman who thanks to for helping but she wants a different kind of thanks that's right this is where it gets messy oh come on why we're talking you know human amphibian sex aren't we you say that but you can actually see through her red gown that she's wearing and clearly the only part of it that's frog like is her head and her hands everything else looks like a woman i will not want to explain what he his suggestion is in a minute isn't it but he managed to dissuade her for a second but she's determined just do me a favor he asks put this on and he hands her a sack for her head so there you go no no no i know that's normally our technique but in the film he puts the bag on her head so he can run off without a bit but it's nothing to do with the fact that she looks like a frog and he's going like oh you're you remember that phrase that was going around at the time we were kids a two-bagger or whatever that horrible phrase okay well then i won't do it it sounds like you probably shouldn't meanwhile boys discovered spangled true identity and has a take into toady he asks a mysterious figure to come and help him identify someone back with hell frog woman waits with the bag on her head while hell decides what to do next he's obviously thinking of legging it i assume oh yeah definitely why not suddenly his crotch starts to beep spangled it's too far out of range you got your edge crotch beep not yet um i've had it weighty leisurely now that's you sobbing after you've you know oh i thought it was like a ghostly like you know the siren that the ghostbusters guy makes why aren't we just going to ghostly whale the first thing that pops into my head was more of a whoo oh okay he's out of Friday night it doesn't it doesn't matter the day it doesn't occur it's not specific they hurry until frog woman falls into a twisted mess of wires she tells him to go on without him without him without her even yeah but even even then she she just falls over as suddenly she's tangled in all these wires yeah there's no reason for that from just falling over and he continues on through the tunnel as he gets closer the beeping stops from a gantry he sees spangled brought before toady who is a giant scary scary looking amphibian scary he's a he's a bit scary okay he's a bit scary you know he's more scary than the others it's good makeup but toady yeah it's all right yeah the mysterious stranger breathing like dafeda through his mask code that maybe that's what dafeda right yeah well it was it was a long time ago yeah in a gutsy fair way maybe they just didn't know what it was yeah yeah the mysterious stranger shakes toady's hand the bargain is sealed broke the mysterious stranger has human hands hmm wondering this could be steve spillberg that would be something would be i was i was hoping for william chattner but you know you're always hoping for william chattner that's your problem Paul there's nothing it's not it's not a problem it's the solution he's a solution there's nothing that william chattner can't fix in life really yeah your life yeah all right maybe not toady is planning on having spangled for dinner later at least it's not more toad sex no no no is he gonna eat her i think he's that's what he says he's gonna have a dinner but frogs and insects don't they yeah i suppose all right okay it's a bit of a stretch but you know yeah yeah we are newton frogs at the end of the day so that is true that is true and that maybe just one aspect of the mutation yes yes yes the stranger gestures to a crate and says this is the first shipment that shall be another in a week before walking away it's a shipment of what we'll see later suddenly the rail breaks and hell falls from the gantry he loses consciousness and toady orders him seized spangled dragged away yeah it's never gonna stop amusing me that name but go on frog woman has been watching all this from above when she hears a noise and spins around drawing a knife but it's just loony tunes what's just draw is it like little doodle it's not gonna help is it get out what it is yet is it uh oh is it a pen no it's mighty at the start but it's not um is it her brush no oh wait wait is it a knife i just like to point out you shouldn't really use the uh the phrase can you tell what it is yet anymore right oh i guess that yeah that was his line it was yes we'll leave it there further is in the know you know what we're talking about she wants to help spangle and hell but loony thinks it's impossible later spangle has been taken to the harine where women wave their arms over her dancing a little bit while she strapped to a table yeah they haven't they got like pieces of fabric in their hand yes they start to wave a bit of uh what look like scarves over her face right that she gets some kind of arousal from yeah yeah in some way yeah she tries to tell the women that she's come to rescue them but they seem more concerned with awakening her body meanwhile hell has been strong up by his arms and boy is getting ready to torture him he grabs a chainsaw and says that the commander is curious about medtech inventions so he's going to do a little exploratory surgery and advances towards hell's crotch wow doesn't sound good doesn't sound good no spangle is starting to feel the effects of the harine ritual as they wave scarves over her body without great passion you cannot face the dance of the three snakes that's true absolutely i've you faced the dance of the three snakes fine i have although when the woman says it who has a british accent she does she doesn't say passion she says passion she i didn't know it's that she's like who says passion who says i don't know no i'll show you what county she's from i think she's from the county of made it up is down made up is then yeah yeah yeah i see some time it's next to absolutely bollockshire i think i've been there i think we grew up i think we grew up there and we call it you're thrown out of there when yeah you're thrown out of places for those fab yeah things far me hard things far me hard things go on quote all right this is a joke title you're a autobiography time you had things by thought i've never i've never been on a farm actually that's not true i have but subtitles i hit the bull's eye hell screams at bull not to chainsaw the apparatus strapped to his crotch as it's wired to blow but bull isn't convinced it probably doesn't curve either way right if it blows up hell he doesn't care doesn't know no no suddenly the chainsaw loses power and bull has to go and get more gas yep the women are still waving the scarves over spangle when one accidentally brushes her earring the device is very sensitive earring it's very sensitive just the brush of a light scarf against it yeah i don't know if she's getting like ready on putting stuff on her hat or something and she's like oops oh she doesn't notice meanwhile he's like crawled up in the corner screaming in pain so why would she wear them all the time though or she can't put them anywhere because someone else is going to brush against them that's true she technically she has to wait what i'm saying she's wearing a knight and rolls over in bed he's dead yeah unless she and actually rolled back he's dead yeah i think there's a flaw in this there is there is i'm no expert but i'm starting to see a little crack in the uh plot it's almost like you're saying it's all bull shit culling no i won't go that fair of course not i don't leave it was a horror film that will cast up yeah i'm having the device suddenly begins to shock hell and he screams to bull to cut it off i gotta tell you you're a one weird dude says bull it's a good line it is yeah there's not many good lines it's a few there's a few not many has you say frog woman and loonie sneak inside frog frog woman and loonie that was a i remember when you rock that script detective shell i was thinking that could be the new name for the podcast frog woman and loonie who's who i wouldn't like to say oh you're definitely frog woman oh caddy like i keep doing that i'm not sure if you keep saying you can't do it every time i know i know you just do it you're not learning i know i typical frog woman yes oh i did it again jeez listening inside arguing about who's going to do what loonie says that he can fire the signal for her while she gets help with a pick on the cheek she agrees what's your chicken now she a chicken frog frog chicken frog chicken okay frog chen frog chin frog chin frog chin frog chin are you having a stroke i said he's racist isn't it frog again yeah i just like it's like kind of are you okay i'm fine i'm just going with it you know pills part take your pills go with it i'm going with it ball begins to change all the device the sparks fly slowly frog woman advances the device breaks off into two pieces and bull laughs no explosion it's a fake show it's hell angrily she tricked me yeah jeez she didn't know because because suddenly it explodes in balls face all right the hiring women dabbed the sweat from spangled brow telling her keep the fires high and you may survive the dance of the three snakes good advice for him i know very important these three snakes we never actually see them do we no we don't know it's a shame they're implied later yeah a guard fetches spangle and she takes him out i can get you out she tells them maybe you're right they agree until two more guards appear and drag her away the harry woman's shrugs then again it's a funny gag yeah it's good frog woman runs into free hell are you okay she asks looking down at himself he replies yep all the i owe you one he tells her so she pulls out the sack for her head not no no sis a sale that's also an amusing little moment as well yeah yeah called back to earlier again i also felt very carry on it she's like oh it did yeah they start to leave when suddenly bull jumps up growling and he stabs the frog woman oh he does yeah hell punches him out and lowers her to the ground angrily hell fights bull stabbing him and body slamming him into the ground so the wrestling moves would have to have come up at some point so here they are well you've hired righty piper i mean you know if you if you hired steven harkins for a film you're gonna have some physics questions at some point so you hire this guy you can have some wrestling and to be honest steven harkins in hell comes the frog time would be a slightly different take it will be i'll watch it though so we're dying could be about a movie really when you think about it it could be yeah yeah looking down hell's face fixes with a look of heroic determination as the music swells either that or your bagel needs a lavatory that's why you can't tell but you can't tell sometimes they actually made the mistake on set oh oh that would be a messy day wouldn't it yeah it was spangles brought before toady who nods to a minion i don't mean a little yellow guy with a bottom but now who yawns and begins to turn a turbine music plays dance for me or die he orders um i'll dance you would as well wouldn't you oh yeah give it a go i've seen you dance dance on the three snakes yeah it's not very erasing but you know it's technically it's dancing so awkwardly she begins the dance of the three snakes it's less than impressive until she remembers the words of the herring girl her dance gets more and more sensual and toady gets more and more horny he's a horny toad okay loony meanwhile sneaking around in the background spangles dancing becomes more erasing toady starts to rub his knee with a slimy webbed hand okay a guard finds loony and questions him but loony takes out the guard and fires the floor into the sky yep outside at the top of the vehicle centenella is polishing her gun of course she is i mean what else was she be doing so she's been doing for the entire film well you've got to keep it clean you never know when you might need to use it to be honest i've rather have watched 90 minutes of centenella yeah yeah i can say that yeah she sees the signal spangles dance is really starting to hot up right yeah smoke flames fire oh something begins to twitch under toady's trousers is it your eye is he or what oh sorry you twitch your eye whenever anything gets aroused i've noticed that she'll tell one's a few eyes twitching i think is that yes he jumps through sweet you have a rose the three snakes he declares i like the folkly announces it we proud of it i mean you give us if you did that you're like you jumped off your way you have aroused me i have heard up maybe that's where i'm going wrong collet it's you need to announce it pal like a royal proclamation i have a stiffy i have three inches of love rod for you my dear three and a half come on don't sound me sure love rod is the Welsh guy who lives next to oh i love rod yeah i know you do great he's a great guy yeah yeah nice chat yeah see the fake up sexy oh my god so pulling up his garments spangled stirs in disbelief come to me grells totally i ain't going anywhere near those things cry spangle we still don't see them though no we don't we cannot only imagine what the yeah yeah we can and you have i have i rewound it and imagine twice did you wait why did you have to rewind it to imagine i like to be in the moment also what are you rewinded what decade are you living in park retraspection college retrospection that's true yeah yeah spangle gives todia swift three kicks in his snakes oh yeah he's a kick in his snakes guards in the shotguns are suddenly the doors are kicked in it's hell sporting two guns eat lead froggies he snails taking out the guards he turns todia who leaps into the air and lands on a gantry overhead hell helps spangle to her feet and as they look into each other's eyes he smiles and says let's boogie i'm not sure she could do that dance either not in that dress no no that was like i do think that these one line is it's the stuff that it's the kind of stuff that pipe is the best at yeah some of them are good some of them not so no i'm not talking about the quality of the one line is but the delivery of them is what he's best to do and if you think back to you know they live he's best when he's just got one line is to say yeah i see what you mean yeah yeah in a corridor hell and spangle witness new shotguns being handed out to the guards so this is what was in those crates right then we get this weird little moment where spangle notices a necklace around hell's neck and this is one of those moments that you were talking about this is the third one yeah the necklace belongs apparently to his daughter who died in the water yeah um this is only here though so that they can do this bit at the end of the movie yeah it's a bit naph it is a bit naph yeah in all fairness to really fun good though he's not terrible in this bit it's not totally not the fault of the actors it's just not great writing no no it's kind of like when you throw in helicopter for no reason telling me sunshine there's a private joke there spangle pretends to stagger out into the corridor falling into the guards arms before taking them out with some kung fu i mean it looks like kung fu it's an approximate of kung fu yeah i shall ask off some description hell smiles sure you need me yes they will reply spangle kicking in a door revealing the hiring women it's a miracle one exclaims all right because they're being rescued by a man well you think that's the inference well i think they're looking at him aren't they they do that a lot i mean there's that weird shot that we're going to talk about at the end of the movie outside sentineler pulls up in the truck car thing whatever is and aims the m16 at two guards you boys gonna eat dirt or lead she asks they quickly eat dirt yeah you like that a bit you find any bit any bit with sentineler in is is kind of yeah not enough of her nope i mean you see enough of her obviously yeah you see a lot of her but just not in time mm-hmm she honks the horn hey god inside hell and spangle are leading the women out when toad he suddenly pops back up with guards luckily so does loony who opens fire giving hell cover outside everyone pours into the truck but loony staggers out he's hurt and hell helps him over firing the m16 out here at speed out of the but we see a close up of a key turning an engine rumbles to life a frog points a shotgun and orders give chase our heroes are speeding through the desert it looks like they've made it unfortunately loony is badly wounded i've lived my nine lives he says and he dies okay so it's gonna we've got cats now cats frogs that squids frogs totes cats balls it's all there all life is there yeah loony's kind of a pointless character isn't it yeah the only thing he does is fire the gun at one point that's it yeah i'm sure that they could have worked out in for one of the other characters maybe the frog woman could have done that can change really yeah no use of it what's going on mortar shells erupt around them totes approaching in an arm of jeep a chase and a firefight ensues centennial of gets hit in the arm oh wounded she's wounded she's bleeding oh she'll be all right yeah suddenly an explosion from the front sends them crashing to a halt the mysterious stranger stands before them aiming a bazooka going my way he says menacingly oh menacingly what's that you're doing going my way it's easy to confuse men and singly with mince and glee going my way yeah see i knew it you get me trouble again i know um he orders everyone out of the truck the gang throw down their weapons the stranger lifts his mask and reveals himself surprise surprise it's devilling or can't can't sod him yes sod him sod sod a lot of them don't care no one has ever referred to him as sod him have they no i'm not missing something i'm not no i'm not missing what it is what it is an i ndp okay he has a speech it always does he this used to be a man's world he says but no there's too many women they have us by the short hers but i'm going to change that ideal arms to the greenness for uranium and then i give it to the renegade scientists for processing soon i shall have the only nuclear weapon since the war and then i'll wipe the slate clean i'll get rid of the weak ones and the criminals and i think can i further this speech on youtube yeah i was going to say enough about your personal political opinions what's the speech that devlin gives in the film i'm not like this i know people that i like this but i'm not like this all right oh okay meanwhile hell is whispering to the harine girl to grab his sword and he means his sword yeah yeah yeah it's not a euphemism yeah no that's strapped to his back devlin levels his gun at spangled the woman quickly grabs the sword passes it to hell who holds it over his head at devlin it slams straight through his body and he tumbles backwards off the cliff clearly dead clearly dead i mean it's gone right through his body absolutely there's no way you could ever imagine somebody surviving this not at all not at all it's not open no no long winded son of a bitch says hell oh if i talk to me but yeah that's but when hell and spangled go looking for the body they find only the sword in a trail of blood no how is it possible par he survived hell tells spangled to stay with the girls while he goes after finishing spangled and hell share a moment another one another one hell finds devlin's prone body but he's playing possum he gets up and he aims his bazooka it hells back how he still got the bazooka i know he didn't fall off with it did he no no don't think about okay but as he aims the bazooka his boots scrapes on the rock hell spins around and shoots him dead well maybe he survives this one because this guy seems to be pretty invincible yeah i was waiting for him to pop up again again just another hour to the film just definitely keeps popping up get shot stabbed grafted whatever that's the movie there that's the movie yeah yeah picking up the bazooka hell gives him one last look and walks away suddenly he hears a mortar shell falling and takes cover and explosions erupts around him and this was where i noticed the star trek rock for the first time okay running to the girls he finds the truck destroyed as toad he pulls up in his jeep hell aims the bazooka and orders the guards to run away not you toad he brows we're going down together no wimpers toady he says it all right he goes oh it's like a no not sure that sounds like mr ed we're getting horses now as well Ellie yeah think so sounds like it it's like an animal farm in here how many episodes of percust you want to do just stamp your hoof what does someone know well someone down the well to me hell pulls the trigger but nothing happens laughing toady attacks and they fight to top the star trek rock very reminiscent of kirk fighting the gordon but that's true and gone looks like it was this kind of guy exactly same universe oh yeah imagine that yeah those punching not kicking i go jing until hell manages to kick toady over the edge yeah i remember those days pal what's that not kicking in the i gouging on the friday night at the turn kick yeah i i i i've reformed yeah yeah yeah i gouging not kicking in an uncle of piss oh the ankle of piss was standard oh yeah it always like that yeah i mean if it wasn't up to the ankles and there was something wrong going wrong there why was that about that nightclub it just feel thing it was wasn't it really was a horrible place it's not there anymore well not surprise i mean i don't think i think it even changed its name when i was lifting i think it changed the movies yeah i think it did yeah yeah still still piss though still quite yeah still garbage and yet we still went great guys yeah but toady clings onto hell's legs threatening to pull him over the edge with him very static three right here early on ball with the stat rep references well there was a lot of it just reminded me a lot of stat rep final but it's it's almost like you're watching this and going over here watching stat rep free i wish i was watching stat rep that's what i was thinking okay that's what i was thinking yeah hell manages to grab his sword he cuts off toby's hand and he falls off the edge to his death oh are you sure off this time i think so i was waiting for him to come back yeah just keep popping up mhm what is this film for me i was like oh that's why hell returns to the wreck of the truck he finds a piece of bloody cloth things don't look good but someone calls out to him it's spangle and the girls they've been hiding hell and spangle argue until he grabs her and he kisses her stop she says you need to save yourself for the first isles i have enough he smokes ah do you remember those days calling when you could just splash it around whenever you wanted didn't have to worry about it oh it's like you're discussing old spice or something that of course that is what you used to call it yeah yeah yeah i know a great day you weren't they well maybe no no it's not a no it's just a light cough isn't it if you're lucky if you're lucky and then it puts you back out yeah yeah i mean you have a sleep and a sandwich when you wake up but you're hungry i know i always want a sandwich yeah yeah she tries to zap him with her earring but he's not on the leash anymore why didn't you run off she asks i know you miss me he smiles they embrace and kiss finally later the girls are climbing into toadie's vehicle hell gives sentinela his daughter's necklace something to hang on to when you're alone he says and this is the reason why we had that thing earlier in the in the movie she's not going to be alone she's not is she no you know climbing into the vehicle beside spangle she tells him that maybe after completing his duty she can get them both a couple of weeks leave that sounds great he says before realizing what she's just said what do you mean after i finish my duties they turn and he finds all the women in the back smiling at him hungrily yep they all want a piece of him and we all know what piece that is that's a tough life it is it is sighing he relents i guess what this says true a soldier's work is never done spangled kisses his cheek and they set off for the journey home and that's the end of hell comes to frog time so Colin what did you think of hell comes to frog time well it's it's kind of weird because in my mind i remember this being a great film i have it as a special edition blue ray as well and i don't know whether this is one of those factors of doing the podcast where we actually have to analyze the film and look at it and consider it in a different way than what we'd normally do but watching and it but i didn't enjoy this at all it was just so boring yeah yeah but i always remember this as being like the thing escaped from new york i know it was a capital films but that kind of coolness you know i feel with action yeah nothing happens in this film no rally piper is not that great the main female lead isn't that interesting the one that is interesting doesn't get enough to do and when i mean she's interested i don't mean obviously because she's attractive i mean she's actually it i like more interesting character yeah yeah i would have liked to see more of frog town mm-hmm how it works i mean obviously it doesn't because it's nonsense yeah it's just like they've gone are these words are to do with frogs i better movie could have pulled it off though don't you think yeah i think so yeah um so i think i was disappointed with this viewing because it didn't live up to my memories of the past yeah so for me this film is unfortunately and this yeah i'm kind of with you on this i mean i i'm a bit conflicted with this movie i mean on the one hand it's everything that i love isn't it schlocky yon around sex boobs yeah it's all uh low budget individuality don't endure you feel to it it looks like a film it looks like a film shot in nineteen days for sure yeah um and i love all that kind of stuff um yeah but there's always been something missing in it for me and i remember it seeing it years ago when it first came out and loving it yeah like you you know yeah that's what i thought but but watching it now today it just feels distinctly average yeah and a bit boring as you said um rody piper is never gonna win any acting awards but he does do the action stuff well but there's just not enough of it in this for him to do right and going back to right to the beginning of the episode when we when i was talking about an actor that could do this stuff better than rody piper which we mentioned when we did they live in a previous episode kurt russell okay so i i thought that was human kurt russell could do this so much better than rody piper and probably make this film ten times better just by being in it right so i can't say i hate it there's bits of it i enjoy but there's not enough of those bits so for me same as you it's not a hit sadly it's not a hit i wish it was i wish it was some of the times we watched stuff that you like and i don't like or um we both dislike we never usually disappointed that we don't like it but i think this is the first time we really like oh this is one of those cases where the original reason for creating this podcast is where nostalgia hasn't brought us through it because we just just don't realize we don't see what we used to see in it yeah i think after having done so many episodes where that was the case where we we we we we know just with us that it is not nostalgia that makes us think that certain things are hit and we've admitted to it yeah this is the first time as you say that it's not been enough no absolutely well on that disappointment yeah that is quite sad oh well thank you to our current patrons supporters who makes sure another month goes by that Paul doesn't have to get a second job there's a scuba diving pizza delivery guy although doesn't mind a soggy bottom thank you for 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